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Last Updated: 12/1/2009

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Gender: Female
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 44
Sign: Gemini

State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 11/27/2006

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June 22, 2009 - Monday 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfIY24BErBE
I knew corporations would catch up with me sooner or later! For some of you that follow my 'career', you may have caught my series 'Lavatory Occupied' - a real life escapade on a De*ta transatlantic flight in the 747 restroom. It seems that the executives over at European run budget airline Ryan Air are taking note of innovative ways to 'stimulate the passengers'!  You have to like a female executive/translator that doesn't flinch during the conference at the subject matter!  Michael O'Leary, the CEO of Ryan Air seems to have a fascination with the pen in his mouth. 

Having just flown Delta airlines last week and been stuck in a horrific seat with no easy access for the type of activity that seems to be in vogue these days, I think I am switching frequent flier programs!!  I flew Ryan from London to Norway a couple of years ago for about $30 (yes $30 including taxes).  They even gave me a free flight during a raffle on the plane.  No activities of the type mentioned here, but Ryan Air - you are ok in my book! Screw the pretzels!

Beam me up Scotty - the airlines are giving away more than just a bag of salty peanuts!

Vicky Vette
5:31 PM 
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June 19, 2009 - Friday 
So most of you know that I was nominated for Favorite Star Website at the FAME Awards. I emailed you, bulletined you, wrote to you, messaged you, posted on boards, and I think got a ton of people to vote and visit the FAME website to vote. It is supposedly a fan based award and I was shocked frankly to be even named in a category when I am basically an industry outsider doing my thing on the internet with the support of fans like you.

The FAME Awards, like the AVN Awards were and are terrific opportunities for companies to push and promote stars of latest box cover DVD releases - relevant, fun and important if that is your thing. A funny thing happened has really put a kink in the adult DVD business model though............ the internet. As some of you know, I jumped from doing DVD boxcover movies to running my own website (and now website network) three years ago. I have extended my career in the process and taken the middle man entirely out of the equation - direct downloads straight to you. There is no production company behind me. I sit at my computer and hack out a living, shooting when I can, and putting it up online straight to the adult community. If enough people buy a monthly membership I stay in business. Luckily, my official site has never been more successful and we have expanded to a network of seven websites. So, it came as quite a shock that somehow my industry outsider website was nominated for an award at an industry run event such as FAME.

Don't get me wrong. I was happy to be there (as you can see from this pic with Sunny Lane). I loved interacting with the fans and going to the awards. The awards were very well run. Stormy Daniels did a great job of presenting and all the winners are hot stars in their own right. Having said that, I left thinking that the voting should have been open. Before any of you jump up and down that perhaps I am a sore loser because TeraPatrick.com got favorite star website (not Vickyathome - my official site), I should tell you about some other industry scuttle.

I read MikeSouth.com from time to time, a nice read about the insider view of the adult industry. According to Mike:

"Belladonna posted the following From her Twitter:
# I do not support the award show that happened tonight, please do not mention it to me. I only want awards that are REAL!!
# Last year I was lied to and I would rather not have another award that means nothing. Staying true to my word feels good.
No word on why she doesn’t like the Fame awards or what they did to her…but damn that’s pretty harsh commentary."

I am NOT gonna say that anyone should not have won, or that so and so does NOT have the hottest body, or the best ass, or best boobs, that Pirates II was not the best movie. I can however tell you that you should maybe ask yourself why would a a huge star like Belladonna WHO WON TWO AWARDS speak out (since it is not in her professional interests to bag on the companies that hand out awards)?

I cannot and will not bash any girls in the competition. Of course girls like Tera Patrick, Teagan Presley & Stormy Daniels are smoking hot. My complaint? The votes should have been open to the world with clear rules. When this competition first got started FAME indicated that voting ended June 4. That link disappeared from the FAME website. Another fan read the voting ended the night before the competition, but fans wrote saying they were still voting the day of the competition.  When you did enter your votes, there were no totals to see how anyone was doing.

When it comes right down to it what is so wrong with doing what other great competitions do? Post the vote totals as they happen? If the organizers were so interested in what the fans had to say, why not make it public so that the fans can get involved like they do for the All Star game? When the tally is open fans can rally and see if a particular star is gaining ground or not. I hate to think that the thousands of votes that were cast were in vain - particularly my fans on the net. One of my fans wrote saying that the mechanism to vote was a glorified email collector so that people around the world could be spammed for months to come with the latest adult releases for them to buy from the companies who run the event.  This concern by fans could be avoided with a running tally so that fans can see the vote as they cast it.

I think the guys who run FAME did a great job of the event.  I enjoyed being there and participating.  I would however love to know how many votes it took to win Favorite Website..... as you guys know I love interacting with people and if I was close to winning the fan vote, I would have worked even harder for your votes.  I would have rallied for votes day and night had there been a chance of winning.

Open up the voting FAME - the fans deserve it.

Beam me up Scotty - the organizers of FAME probably don't like me now.

Vicky Vette




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June 10, 2009 - Wednesday 
I know, another voting thing... but this is special to me.  My website, VICKYATHOME, that I work hard on.... is up for FAVORITE STAR WEBSITE!  The awards are this coming Saturday.

Just go to http://www.vote4vette.com, drop a vote in category 15 for VICKYATHOME!  I am lucky to be in the final 8 websites in the world.  While I don't think I will win, I always give it a try just in case.  Thanks! Let me know you voted so I can thank you!!!!

The FAME Awards are Saturday night in Los Angeles, California!!  If you see me at the show say hi!

Vicky Vette


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June 2, 2009 - Tuesday 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSAT_gfbQkg
Yes, it is the coolest thing to do.... have a band? Wear a Vette Nation shirt, post it on You Tube or Myspace and I will give you a FREE website membership! Talk about cross-promoting!! You too can be a Vette Nation guitar god!  My my my, how I love a man with a nice looking piece of wood in his hands!  Want a VNA shirt... just go to my adult blog... BLOG.VICKYATHOME dot com!

Vicky Vette
10:39 PM 
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May 24, 2009 - Sunday 
Need more proof why geeks rock my world?

No one of course took me seriously when I put on the main page at my official site a picture of me in a tshirt saying 'I LOVE GEEKS'.  Most of the fan mail was - to put it bluntly - sarcastic and downright rude to the folks who keep my server purring.  Well you naysayers, this story just in from a reliable source in England, the journalistic pulitzer prize worthy mecca called the Sun (the same people who bring you Page 3 girls but refuse to have girls with implants - boy that is journalistic integrity!).  A 'detailed' study confirms that IT workers are the least selfish in bed AND the most likely to use sex toys!  Not only that, but office workers in general have sex more times a week than any other type of worker!  (Read the empirical evidence here at the Sun). 

For all you folks who think that you have to be a gym rat to be active in the sack, evidently fitness workers find dumbells more interesting than sex toys - placing last in the study of workers most likely to use such things.

So there you have it!  Stick that in your hard drive!  I love IT guys.... I have always said, geeks guys rule! Now I know what you are thinking.... 'vicky, you are just fooling with us! it is the Sun!'  Nope! I have been studying the geek/nerd phenomenon for quite some time! While not quite as reliable as the Sun, an ABC News study also found that women always prefer nerds over jocks! (Check the story here). 

Let me say it loud and proud! Vicky Vette LOVES GEEKS!  Not only does hanging with geeks save on trips to the computer store but you can cuddle up and watch Star Trek on a Saturday night!  Besides, if the Sun story is to be believed, you are more likely to get sex toys for presents than flowers! What else could a girl ever want? A guy who loves bytes and bandwidth and understands the importance of being 'backwards compatable'!

Beam me up Scotty!

The IT workers down here like sex toys!!
Vicky Vette




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May 22, 2009 - Friday 
When something is unexpected it is sweet.  Today, as I was sipping on my daily coffee (shaken not stirred) I was told that my Official site VICKYATHOME had been nominated by the fans and is in the finals for a FAME award for best Star Website. 

I have to be honest, since I am a web girl, I did not focus on the awards since they are dominated by the major adult studios and the girls who make their movies.  The complete nominations by the fans by website:

BreeOlson
EnterBelladonna
GinaLynn
JenaHaze
JesseJane
JoannaAngel
TeraPatrick
Vickyathome

This was a wild card category... ie that category got the most votes out of any
of the wild card categories and  a write in by the fans.  To be nominated, people had to take the trouble to write in 'VICKYATHOME'.    It is an amazing thing to be nominated.  We try as hard as possible to put the best site on the planet.  It has grown by leaps and bounds recently with the signings of Sunny Lane, Britney Brooks, & Michelle Lay.  While I am proud of the site and the silliness that is the Vette Nation Army (yes, it is silly and tongue in cheek) maybe people are starting to get the joke.  Maybe people are starting to realize that VICKYATHOME is a cool spot to hang out and get their daily dose of adult.  To be nominated by the fans makes me want to work even harder to provide a site everyone can have fun and enjoy.  Win or lose, this made my day.

Thanks to anyone who voted! Now do me a favor and drop a vote RIGHT NOW.  Who knows maybe this could be another Booble competition and we can shock the world with a win!?!? If not, it still is great news for this 43 year old MILF.



Beam me up Scotty! It is time to crack open some bubbly!

Vicky Vette
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May 22, 2009 - Friday 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62PwSulEq44

The Vette Nation is going viral!!! Yes, a first for me. A guitar stud in a Vette Nation tshirt on youtube. You gotta love the playing, the shirt, and that someone sent us evidence of it. Thanks Vette Nation guitar god! You made my day. A free membership to Vickyathome.com for ordering a VNA Tshirt and posting a clip on You Tube!

10:11 AM 
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May 19, 2009 - Tuesday 
Some more good news on the expansion of the good ol' Vette Nation Army.  I have been looking for a relative newbie, and I found her.  Britney Brooks has just signed with me and her site, BRITNEYATHOME is now LIVE!  Britney is what I call 'N&N' - Naughty & Natural.  She is based in Florida and has started shooting with the likes of Brazzers & Reality Kings for more exposures.  I was looking for a good website URL.  I was shocked that Britney Spears had not picked up BRITNEYATHOME so we grabbed it for Britney Brooks' site.  Now, when people LEAVE BRITNEYATHOME, they are directed to Britney Spears!  Ha Ha!

Anyway.... Britney has a daily blog, does camshows, and cam2cam stuff.  She also posts on the global members only board that we have.  The Network of sites (join one get them all), includes my site, and the official sites of Sasha Sparks, Nina Hartley, Sunny Lane, & Michelle Lay (more on that soon).

Anyway, Britney is on my tops here at Myspace.  Go say hi!!!
BRITNEY'S MYSPACE PAGE



Beam me up Scotty!!! The girls down here are HOTTTTTTTT!

Vicky Vette
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May 10, 2009 - Sunday 

Current mood:  enthralled
Just a quick note to let you in on some big news for me.  The awsome Miss Sunny Lane is joining the Vette Nation of websites!

I am thrilled.  Sunny is huge star in her own right and to be handing her website for her is amazing.  What this all means is that because she has joined my network, if you join my site, VICKYATHOME dot com, you get her site, SUNNYLANELIVE..... free!

The Network now has the official sites of:

- me, Vicky Vette
- Sunny Lane
- Nina Hartley
- Sasha Sparks

Membership to any of the sites, get them all.  There are two other girls who have also signed up for duty in the Vette Nation.  More on that later.  Sunny has committed to doing cam2cam's every week so you can welcome her yourself if you are a member.  You can also say hi to her at her Myspace page.  SUNNY'S MYSPACE PAGE



Rock on Myspace!!!

Vicky
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April 24, 2009 - Friday 
There are tons of ways that a person can get honored for contributions to society.  The civilized race has been doing it for centuries.  Lord Nelson was killed in action at Trafalgar and the Brits put up a statue in his honor.  Paul McCartney wrote some of the best songs in the world and was Knighted by the Queen (thanks Sir Paul), Merryl Streep puts in a stunning performance and is awarded with a little statue called an Oscar, the Giants win the Super Bowl and they get a trophy. 

All stunning and worthy awards - but NONE of them I bet have ever been given the honor of having their private parts cast for future use all over the world!!

Yes, yesterday I reached a new milestone (or low depending on how you see it). I have been given the prestigious honor by the best adult toy manufacturer in the world of having my private parts cast - yes, my vajaja has been cast so that it can be reproduced and used - over and over again - all around the world (exact replicas).  As long as you have some batteries, my vajaja can be used for hours!

Now before you all go off making a bunch of jokes about my vajaja already having been used over and over again, I am proud of this significant milestone in my career because I am the first MILF ever to have been cast by Doc Johnson in the history of their 30 year company.   Not sure what they see in my vajaja to give me such an honor, but I will take it!  There are tons of hot MILFS in the world worthy of such an honor, but they have bestowed it on me.  Sooooo....coming soon to an adult store near you.......... an exact replica of my vajaja.  Put it up on a mantlepiece, give it out as a present to your friends, use it as a cigarette holder, or even a paper weight..... my vajaja has multiple uses. 

I don't mind how you use my vajaja.... just treat it with respect, keep the batteries fresh, and keep it clean.  So there you have it Myspacers...  what is next for Vicky Vette?  Well, the fine folks at Doc Johnson are already talking about immortalizing my boobles & my facial features (including my mouth)...... not sure why, but I am sure they have something in mind!

So who to thank for this honor? Doc Johnson of course, all the people I worked with over the years (errrr too many to name if you have seen the list of my movies), my mother and father for having such good genes that my vajaja turned out worthy of being cast, and of course the fans.... without whose looking at my vajaja over and over again would not have led to this award!

When can you get your hands on my vajaja? Well there is production, artwork, packaging and things of that nature to be done, but later this year maybe.  Stay tuned!

Beam me up Scotty!

These people want to have sex with my body parts!
Vicky Vette!
 
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April 7, 2009 - Tuesday 
I get this question quite a bit..... and I read stories all the time about girls 'retiring' from the adult industry when they are 23 (where do they all go.... a porn retirement community?). 

Since I have no plans to retire and love doing what I do for a living.... I was overjoyed to see the story of 74 - yes a 74 year old pornstar, Shigeo Tokuda in Japan.  Yes, this 74 year old is still going strong, getting some action, and a fine example of longevity in the adult business that one can only aspire to follow. 



According to the story the 74 year old stud is quoted on the net as saying: “Lately I’m also starring as the main actor in a porn series set in
a senior-care home. The girl that I’m costarring with might play my
son’s wife, a daughter of a relative that I happen to be looking after,
or a helper at one of the care homes.”

Apparently Shigeo's new found fame all began at the ripe old age of 54 (people told me I was nuts to start at 37!) when Shigeo wanted to buy a porn but was embarassed to purchase it at an adult store.  He went to the production company to get the video and became friends with the
director (note to all aspiring adult actors.... go to the source for your big break!_  Shigeo has since performed in over 250 adult films during his over 14 years in the porn film industry.

So there...... age is just a number!  74 is the new 44!  No word in the story whether Shigeo needs any peformance enhancers to 'act' in his movies, but, frankly - who cares.  When most men at that age are content to watch Dancing with the Stars, check Sportscenter and then go to bed, Shigeo gets up...goes to bed.  Don't know if the expression 'growing old gracefully' applies to Shigeo but the man is a legend in my book - besides he looks like a legend and is not even dead! 
Beam me up Scotty! The old people are having sex....

Vicky Vette




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March 24, 2009 - Tuesday 


..... if you had to guess which nation was the horniest in the world, if you thought the USA, Holland, Sweden, Australia, or even Thailand.... you would be wrong.  Leave it to the Brits to show the world who are the Kings of the World for being No. 1 in casual sex. 

No, the Brits can't win Wimbledon, the World Cup and have not sent a man to the moon (yet), but when it comes to action in the sheets.... the Brits get it done.  Maybe that is why there 'always will be an England.'  I am sure the Queen is quite delighted by the news.  Someone is going to get knighted for 'service to the Empire'.

Here is 'the skinny' from the
International Sexuality Description Project as reported in AVN......in an ongoing research study
conducted by Bradley University psych professor David P. Schmitt, has
found the UK is the most promiscuous major industrial nation.  It seems the Brits take their 'bird watching' very seriously and eat more than fish and chips at night.

..... where do some other countries rank?

1. England
2. Germany
3.  The Netherlands
4.  Czech Republic
5.  Australia (that is currently trying to filter out adult material from the net!)
6.  Good old family loving values United States of America.The least sex-crazed country in the study? Taiwan! What is their hang up?

More than 14,000 people in 48 countries were surveyed through questionnaires about topics such as one-night stands, extra-marital affairs, relationships, cheating, general attitudes towards sexuality and the number of times husbands have visited Vickyathome dot com behind their wives backs (ok, I added that last part so that I could say the name of my site). 

Having been to England a few times I can attest that the Brits are far less stuffy in their attitudes than one would think! Remember - this is the homeland of Benny Hill.  You can see an exposed woman's bosom on television without an investigation by the government.  There are 'red light' areas in London where there are..... real red lights.  It seems that a 'bit of crumpet' now and again..... is something that Brits take very seriously.  Well done England!

Beam me up Scotty! The Brits are walking around with more than Umbrellas!

Vicky Vette


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March 21, 2009 - Saturday 





So, file this under bizarre.  Who in their right minds is going around blowing up portable toilets?  What kind of sick world are we in?  It appears that in San Francisco there is a 'toilet torcher' - with more than two dozen toilets on San Francisco construction sites being set on fire in recent months.  Evidently the Clorox Company is also offering a year's supply of toilet cleaning products & $5,000 in exchange for tips on the culprit.

So why do I bring this up?  Because some things are sacred!  You don't just go around torching toilets!  I have been making a fine living out of (and in)  lavatories! Check my superior artistic endeavors called LAVATORY OCCUPIED.   Whoever is doing this should get more prison time than Martha Stewart!  Lavatories are necessities - used by every single person in the world.  Ever been to a Def Leppard concert and needed to go during intermission?

It seems to me that once caught.... being known as the 'toilet torcher' is not all that glamorous.  It is not exactly like 'the kissing bandit'.  Yes, the Brits named Guy Fawkes Day after someone who tried to torch the Houses of Parliament, and some criminals have become celebrities from doing misdeeds.... but the 'toilet torcher'?  You have to figure that for $5,000 and a year of Clorox, someone is going to rat out the guy.  Damn it, I wish I knew the culprit.....I would love a year's supply of clorox!

Whoever you are - stay away from the damn lavatories - I MIGHT BE IN ONE!!!!  Last time I checked it was illegal to blow up a pornstar.  Besides, what would people like George Michael do if you destroy fine meeting places?

Beam me up Scotty - these people are blowing up the toilets!
Vicky




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March 8, 2009 - Sunday 

So I have been getting a ton of hate mail from Sri Lanka, calling me blasphemous, vile, materialistic etc.  I could not figure it out!  Do people from Sri Lanka not get the Vette Nation?  Do they not understand adult sexual activity by a Norwegian big chested blonde who has an army of weirdos called the VNA ('Vette Nation Army')?  What part of my baton is needed to get the people of Sri Lanka to stop sending me emails that I am an infidel?

So the mystery has been solved.  It seems that the folks in Sri Lanka have a really popular publication called the VNN!  The Vaishnava News Network which by all accounts has received 45 million hits.  To check them out just go to http://www.vnn.org.  Now I have nothing against temples, worshipping, and not using shoes per se..... but some of the rules of this organisation seem strict!  I mean, I run a loose ship here at the Vette Nation... so long as you don't use the word 'wazzup' in messages to me, and otherwise pledge allegiance to Vickyathome dot com.... I don't mind if you wear shoes, take medicine, excessively drink milk, or 'eat luxuriously like a big man'. Do I agree with everything? No... I mean, should everyone 'surrender to Sri Chaitanya Math'..... and if not be somehow lacking in service so that we are 'ultimately devoured'

It seems to me, that I would not do too well in such a place.  I like shoes, watch Nip Tuck, and doen't surrender to anyone... but why the hate mail?  Well.... it seems that the good old folks at VNN.org have been getting a few Vette Nation News followers confused by the complete lack of sexy pics and vids!!!! Yes, I publish something that I call the VNN (Vette Nation News - sort of like CNN but with Nipple Clamps!) every single week.  I think some of the 45 million hits to VNN.org came from people looking for my VNN.  To get MY VNN and the wonderful news it contains in your mailbox, just go to Vickyathome dot com and sign up to the newsletter.  You can check it out by looking up Vickyathome dot com/vnn.htm or just by going to the Official Worshipping Shrine of the Vette Nation otherwise called Vickyathome dot com and hit 'newsletter'.  Sorry I know there is no link posted here.  I refuse to do anything that will upset Tom. 

So my VNN is much, much 'different' that the VNN in Sri Lanka.  My VNN has less sheets, more skin, and no restrictions on the amount of milk that you drink. 

Sorry for the confusion VNN.org.... this is how I roll in my part of the world.  The Vette Nation News is not exactly prime time news, but who cares!

Beam me up Scotty - there are a bunch of angry Sri Lankans dressed in sheets after me!

Vicky Vette
PS This blog was entirely satirical and only designed to make sure you sign up for the VNN newsletter I send out! Do NOT harass the fine people of Sri Lanka!  Sheets are cool and who needs shoes and milk anyway?




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February 25, 2009 - Wednesday 
Some of you write all the time and say, 'Yo Vicky, when is your next scene on Naughty America?' or 'Vikki - I have been a member of Brazzers for 3 years and want you to shoot for them because 23 websites of adult is simply not enough without you'.

.... sooooooooo, for those of you who have been living under a rock, and do not go check the regular updates at my super duper awesomeness website (the one that myspace hates any links to, but rhymes with the word 'bone' (yes I just said 'bone')....... I SHOOT NEW STUFF, DO WEBCAMS, AND CHAT REAL TIME ONLY IN ONE PLACE IN THE WORLD.  VICKYATHOME. 

Yes it is true, I do not shoot for anyone else at all.  Now I hear you all saying 'Vicky.... wtf, my Naughty America & Brazzers memberships are useless without you!'.......... all I can say is that two years ago I decided to own my own footage so that I could release it.  Luckily, after two years, I am still in business and VICKYATHOME gets more web traffic that Club Jenna.... yes, that Jenna & her club.

Now since I do a bit of promoting on the web, I should let you know that after considerable requests, I have just released something new.... at VICKYATHOME (which rhymes with 'bone').  Back by popular demand, is my completely silly & ridiculous series........ LAVATORY OCCUPIED.  The seventh episodic adventure is now available.  Yes.......that LAVATORY OCCUPIED.  After managing to have some fun on a D**ta flight, and at the Beverly Wils**re Hotel, not to mention in a lavatory in an Austrian tunnel (yeah I know my ma and pa would be proud).... I have managed to hit a ski resort with some Vette Nation frolics.  Google 'Lavatory' & 'Occupied' & 'Vicky' & 'Vette' and you will likely get 'LAVATORYOCCUPIED'.

So........ I leave you with a picture created by a VICKYATHOME wesbite member and a thought.... 'the next time you have to go.... and the lavatory is occupied..... just remember, I might be in it'.

Beam me up Scotty! The Lavatory is Occupied and I really need to go!!!!

Vicky Vette



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