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Friday, May 29, 2009

I Got Laid
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Hi,

Thanks for all the paintings. The one with the Canadian Geese fits nicely on my bedroom wall.

Also, I got laid in a movie.

I Got Laid

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Friday, May 22, 2009

Movie Day

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Movie Day..

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Friday, April 17, 2009

WHUH Static Radio
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Hey gang, here's a mockumentary I made in college...

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Saturday, March 28, 2009

Sexy Seniors

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Sunday, February 22, 2009

High School Reunion

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My friend, John Legostein (his Jewish dad invented Legos and he’s made up), hates myspace and facebook because high school acquaintances he never wanted to see again are finding him.

I don’t care who finds me. If someone I’ve never met adds me I’ll confirm the shit out of it. “Oh you’re a sixty five year old from Wyoming who likes the look of my profile? Welcome to my top 8, friendo.”

The only reason I would hate it if old acquaintances were finding me would be if I were still getting bullied online?

“Eddy Henderson has poked you… and punched you… and called you “pubic head” while sending spitballs at your face as you visit your locker before 9th period social studies class. Check it out!”

“You’ve been laughed at by Jen Garrett and the rest of the cheerleaders. Want to return the humiliation?”

Jason Marko is asking you if you want to add the “You’re a faggot” application. Confirm? Ignore? Go cry in the bathroom stall and hide there until all the busses have left?

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Monday, February 02, 2009

I won 8 Olympic Gold Medals (But Then I got High)

Hey, how are you? That's too bad. Cheer up. You can still watch the Super Bowl on Tivo.

I moved my blog to http://danhirshon.blogspot.com/ That's right folks. Now you can read the blogs I post once every six months on a different website instead of myspace. You're welcome.

Michael Phelps is catching flack for smoking pot.
He's actually been smoking pot for awhile, but everyone thought he had chlorine in his eyes.
“Is he on acid or just practicing the back stroke midair?”
“Is he on crack or does he always wear a speedo?”

The guy won 8 Olympic gold medals. What else do we want from him?

People say he shouldn't have done it because he's a role model and that sends the wrong message. That doesn’t send the wrong message. That should be the message: win 8 gold medals, make $40 million from endorsements, appear on Saturday Night Live and the Wheaties box… Then relax however you want. You’ve earned it.

If he was caught smoking pot five seconds before he won the 8 Olympic races that might send a deceiving message to aspiring Olympic swimmers that pot makes you swim faster, but if you fall for that old gag then you deserve to lose in the Olympics.

It'd be a worse message if he was caught on camera not having fun. "Look kids, you can win 8 olympic gold medals and still be miserable. Just give up."

The only message that would’ve been better would be if he’d smoked from a water bong? “Swimmers, don’t smoke pot. But if you do, at least stay in the water.”

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Friday, August 22, 2008

Doctor’s Bills

Everyone in New York scams me.

My doctor bill last week included, "complained of chest pains, ran EKG test" after I went in for a regular checkup. I was charged an extra $230 and when I faxed the bill to the receptionist, she said, "Well EKG test was on your chart. You must've had one."

I had an EKG test when I was 6 years old. They mark Xs on your body, glue wires to your head and chest, hook you to a machine, and measure your breathing. It looks like you're trapped in a 50's sci-fi movie.

You'd know if you'd been hooked to an EKG or not, unless the doctor hit you over the head with the machine.

You could get away with fixing costs if you were working on my car. You make up a car part and charge me 4,000 dollars. "I do need a gas modulator in my trunk. Otherwise my brakes will snap. Fair enough."

However, you can't just make up that you hooked me up to machines. I don't suffer from amnesia.
"Oh, you don't remember when we gave you triple bypass surgery?"
"No."
"What about the time we gave you breast implants?"
"No."
"Surely you remember when you got the bionic legs you've been walking with for the past four months."
"I don't have bionic legs."
"Well, it's on your chart and it's going to cost you $60,000. You should look at the chart more."

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