12 types of females.

1. Ms. Gold-Digger

Advantages
a. You have some one to manage your money.
b. She always looks good.
c. She makes your other niggas jealous.
d. She makes you look good.

Disadvantages
a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left.
b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support.
c. Once your nigga comes up she'll be on his arm the next day.


2. Ms. Freak

Advantages
a. She knows all the right positions.
b. She'll try everything more than once.
c. You're never unsatisfied.
d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do.
e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too.

Disadvantages
a. Eventually, b/c she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings.
b. She starts to act like she's your "main".
c. She fucks wit ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling her that she's a freak.
d. Eventually her shit gets old. And you need a replacement.



3. Ms. Independent

Advantages
a. You don't have to worry about buying her anything. She got it.
b. She's intelligent, sassy, confident and determined.
c. She's great for (business) conversation.
d. She keeps it real and has goals.
e. She knows how to please a man.

Disadvantages
a. She will continuously let you know, that she can handle it on her own.
b. She will eventually say fuck you and get a dildo.
c. She will consider you another one her play toys, or goals.


4. Ms. Dyme
Advantages
a. She's top of the line.
b. She stays looking like a fantasy.
c. She has the body of a goddess with the face to match.
d. She considers herself a "model"
e. Gets you on hard whenever you see her.
f. All the girls envy her, but she doesn't care.

Disadvantages
a. She's superficial. She cares only about her looks.
b. She honestly lacks confidence and will annoy you about the way she looks.
c. She's probably dumb as hell and if she's not her personality is dry.
d. You have to constantly keep your game up b/c every nigga is gonna try to get her.


5. Ms. Tomboy

Advantages
a. She's cool and laid back.
b. She'll be willing to play rough with you.
c. Of course, she loves sports.
d. Her body is athletically divine.
e. She's easy to talk to and fun to be around.
f. She's a diamond in the rough.

Disadvantages
a. She'll remind you too much of your nigga.
b. She might not want to change her appearance.
c. She might actually beat you in basketball, football and track.


6. Ms. Ghetto

Advantages
a. She's not afraid of any other female or male. She will fight to keep you.
b. She's down for you. She'll be there to bail you out of jail.
c. She's always stays fresh.
d. She can cook up a storm. She can make the best out of a bad situation.
e. She keeps it real and keeps you satisfied.

Disadvantages
a. She doesn't know how to act in public.
b. Your mama can't stand her.
c. You get into with her every other second.
d. She's willing to fight another girl looking at you or her PERIOD.
e. Her weave colors are distracting and her vocabulary is minimal.


7. Ms. Good Girl

Advantages
a. She's always there for you.
b. She's intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool.
c. Your mother loves her.d. You can see yourself falling in love with her.
e. You are her first everything.
f. She makes you feel like a man.

Disadvantages
a. She's an A or B situation either:
A. You're not gonna get any until ya'll are married or
B. She said she's never done - she said she's never tried - she's sitting there telling a muthafukkin' lie.


8. Ms. Main

Advantages
a. She is the one you respect.
b. She probably may know about the others but might not care.
c. She has all the qualities you want in a female.
d. You've been with her forever.

Disadvantages
a. She starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment.
b. She will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then kick your ass


9. Ms. Psycho

Advantages
a. She's fun and spontaneous.
b. She's down to earth.
c. She loves you unconditionally.
d. Everything about her is too good to be true. So everyone loves her.
e. She makes you feel loved.

Disadvantages
a. Don't you break up with her. She will stalk your ass.
b. She keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows everything about you.
c. She can manipulate the hell out of you.
d. She will consider herself wifey even if she may just be that chick on the side.
e. Fuckin' with her can make your life a living hell.


10. Ms. I have a Man

Advantages
a. She may have a man but she'll mess with you anyway.
b. She looks good.
c. You have an intense night of passion with her.

Disadvantages
a. She'll always come crying to you about the problems with her man.
b. She'll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for her man.
c. If you piss her off she'll get her man to come beat your ass.
d. She'll unofficially make you her man once she gets pissed off at her real man.

11. Ms. Tease

Advantages
a. She's tempting and a nice piece of eye candy.
b. She's intelligent, athletic, respectable and SEXXXXXXY.
c. She knows how to turn you on without touching you.
d. Everything she does is just so sensual.
e. She can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it.
f. Every time you see her you catch a mini orgasm.
g. Every nigga wants her b/c she's so mysterious and that makes you want to get her first.

Disadvantages
a. NO matter what you think or do you never get it.
b. She probably has a long distance boyfriend somewhere that you will never know about.
c. She gets you hard and leaves you like that. (Unbearable)


12. MRS. RiGHT

Advantages
a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme she is Beautiful and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions.
b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy.
c. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's.
d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body.
e. She believes in God or Buddah and follows his virtues.
f.  She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
h. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and she completes you.
i. She's always there for, no matter what your dreams are.
j. She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.
k. You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend.
l. You love being around her more than your boys.
m. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex.
n. You can have a bad argument with her and have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever.
o. She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your stuff. But she's also intelligent enough to leave.
p. She's nothing like any other girl you've met. She's your woman.

Disadvantage
a. YOU`VE MET HER ; HAD HER iN Y0UR LiFE ; BUT YOU GOT SO CAUGHT UP WiTH ALL THE OTHER TYPE`S THAT YOU COULDN`T RECOGNiZE WAT YOU HAD &; L0ST HER!

Seriously Im so ready to get outta here and maybe never come back....Washington Really hasnt done anything for me but give a couple of good friends....but besides that im sick of the place!! Ive always wanted to move i really wanna just get away and take some time for myself and just not have to think about all the drama that is around here!! I wanna be able to start off fresh and i now i cant do that here because everybody knows everybody in Washington!!! Anyways who wants to go with me?!? SERIOUSLY!!!

LOVE YA ALL!!

<3 NIKKI B.

God I have met the best guy i could ever meet....I treats me like a princess...he adores me....he's there for me when i need him...He makes me feel like im the most beautifull and amazing woman on this earth!! I dont even know why i bothered thinking that i would go back to "you know" who when i got something so much better with my boo boo!! I cant wait to see what great memories we'll capture together...Love you baby!! You make me so happy and im so glad you came into my life!!!

<3 Nikki B.

Im finally starting to realize who my real friends are.....

Which Sux but what can u do about but find ppl that wanna be around you and wanna spend time with you and have fun with you instead of waiting around for your so called "bestfriends" to make time for you, and you being the one always tryin to hang out and they never put in an effort.

FUCK EVERYBODY!!!

....Except for ppl who are real and not fake.

Questions answered by kids

1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
 You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.
  Like, if you like sports,
 she should like it that you like sports, and she
 should keep the chips and
 dip coming.
 - Alan, age 10
 
 
 No person really decides before they grow up who
 they're going to marry. God
 decides it all way before, and you get to find out
  later who you're stuck
 with.
 -- Kristen, age 10
 
 
2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
 Twenty-three is the best age because you know the
 person FOREVER by then.
 -- Camille, age 10
 
 
 3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
 You might have to guess, based on whether they seem
 to be yelling at the
 same kids.
 -- Derrick, age 8

 
 4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
 Both don't want any more kids.
 -- Lori, age 8
 
 
 5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
 Dates are for having fun, and people should use them
 to get to know each
 other. Even boys have something to say if you listen
 long enough.
 -- Lynnette, age 8
  
 On the first date, they just tell each other lies
 and that Usually gets them
 interested enough to go for a second date.
 -- Martin, age 10
 
 
 6. WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING
 SOUR?
 I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would

 call all the newspapers and
 make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
  columns.
 -- Craig, age 9
 
 
 7. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
 When they're rich.
 -- Pam, age 7  
 
 The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't
 want to mess with that.
 - - Curt, age 7
 
 The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then
 you should marry them and
 have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
 -- Howard, age 8
 
 
 8. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
  It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.
 Boys need someone to
 clean up after them.
 -- Anita, age 9
  
 9. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T G
 ET MARRIED?
 There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
 wouldn't there?

 -- Kelvin, age 8
 
 
 
 10. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
  Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she
 looks like a truck.
 -- Ricky, age 10