So lately I've been thinking a lot about what I'd do if I was dictator of the world, or at least the country (yes I'd want to be dictator, being president would suck - congress is in power, and everything is democratically selected. Royalty would suck too, it's not a for sure thing you'd be in power, until someone dies). Anyway, I'd have my own personal "officers (posse)" which would only consist of my homies - Maribel, Luis, Edgardo, and Karina. My officers which would all command a branch of the military (below me of course) would go out and bring me all the people I personally would select to have tortured. There would be no government or congress or any of that crap, just me and my officers. I'd have a large, tough military. I'd wipe out gangs and hateful groups. I'd make it illegal to have children. What I mean by that is; I wouldn't let people have kids if they'd be incapable of raising them, (which is pretty much all of L.A.) and the population would also go down a lot. As far as people with diseases and viruses go, if they have no remedy, then I'd have to get rid of the people infected. People with serious criminal records, or people with recurring problems with the law, would get sent to labor camps forever, cheap non-foreign labor, right? I'd have murderers put in a special branch of my military that would get sent to war before anyone else, they may as well kill people or each other when it's necessary. I'd evacuate all the animals and some people in order to completely bomb countries that would try to take me down. Well, that's it for now.

If only I could have one wish….

                                                                              -DER×FÜHRER