There are only 7 days left until the Dirty Shirts play at the High Noon Saloon on December 22. This week, we began celebrating the 12 days of Dirty Shirts with the following ditty:

On the fifth day of Dirty Shirts, some poor bastard gave to me... FIVE MICRO CUBES!, four unravelled sweaters, three used La-Z-Boys, two clumsy lovers and a can of pork and beans. (Thanks, Kurt!) Editor's note: Ted Weigl endorses the Roland Micro Cube™, and has stacks of them in his basement.


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