I mean think of all the modifiers you got going on in that one word. It's just asking for trouble what with the 'Poor' + 'No' + 'graphy.' No wonder the average moral-majority member can't embrace it with a smile. The word is begging to be frowned upon - downtrodden - sent to the end of the lunch line. Mayhaps a simple bit of phonics' tweaking - and some movement on towards GoodYesGraphy. Yes, friends, I think thats one we can coat in baby oil and wrap our hands around with a smile.

No, really...don't do that to yourself. Just look at that shining smile for chrissake. Yes, I know you're all torn up inside, but you can hide that. Remember, the candy shell conceals the goey, inconstant center. believe me when I tell you it's what's on the outside that matters. And so long as you can repress those feelings of inadaquacy and self-loathing - and just paint over 'em all with that glorious beacon of a smile, well, we ALL win. No please, I really havn't the time to deconstruct as such. Yes I know...of course talking things out may help you sort through this, but think about me fo a second. Now, how could I best spend my time? - listening to you cuterwauling about drunkenly - or drinking in the gorgeous serene scene of you lounging about, stylishly disarrayed, peacefully smiling and repressing. Yes...that's it. just push the bad thoughts down. and if it ever gets too much, well, there is always alcohol.