Now i have stuff to do at the store!

1.Take 24 boxes of condoms and put them in random peoples shopping carts.

2.Sell all the alarm clocks at house wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3.Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the bathroom

4.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in on official tone, "code 3" in
house wares and watch what happens.

5.Put a bag of m&m's on lay away

6.Move a "caution wet floor' sign to the carpeted area.

7.Set a tent and tell people they can come in if they bring pillows.

8.If any staff asks your for help, begin to cry and ask, "why can't you people just leave me alone!?"

9.Use the security cameras as a mirror to pick your nose.

10.Go to the gun dpt. and ask for anti-depressants.

11.Run around suspiciously while humming the Mission Impossible theme.

12.Hide in the clothing rack and wait for people, then yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!!"

13.When the announcements come on, bundle up and yell, "OH NO ITS THE VOICES AGAIN!!!"

14.Run into the fitting room and slam the door, wait ten minutes then yell.."THERES NO FUCKING TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!!!!"