WHO NEEDS A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A CHINCHILLA? BESIDES, CHINCHILLAS ARE CHEAPER TO KEEP AROUND.
HERE ARE 13 REASONS TO HAVE A CHINCHILLA INSTEAD:
1. CHINCHILLAS DON'T RUN UP YOUR CREDIT CARD
2. CHINCHILLAS DON'T STAY OUT ALL NIGHT DRINKING
3. CHINCHILLAS DON'T SMOKE IN THE HOUSE ( OR ANYWHERE ELSE)
4. CHINCHILLAS DON'T HAVE CLOTHES TO THROW ALL OVER THE FLOOR FOR YOU TO PICK UP
5. CHINCHILLAS DON'T COMPLAIN AND GRIPE ABOUT EVERYTHING
6. CHINCHILLAS DON'T DEMAND CELL PHONES
7. YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TO SIT AROUND WAITING FOR A CHINCHILLA TO CALL
8. CHINCHILLAS NEVER EMBARASS OR HUMILIATE YOU IN PUBLIC
9. CHINCHILLAS NEVER ASK TO BORROW YOUR CAR
10. CHINCHILLAS NEVER LEAVE YOU A SINK FULL OF DIRTY DISHES OR DISHES LYING AROUND IN EVERY ROOM
11. CHINCHILLAS DON'T CHEAT ON YOU
12. CHINCHILLAS NEVER LIE TO YOU ABOUT ANYTHING
13. CHINCHILLAS LOVE YOU FOR YOU