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Sunday, January 03, 2010 

Category: Life
Here's my top ten New Year's Resolutions for 2010:

1. Continue my relentless pursuit of acting in more movies than John Carradine.  Only 200 to go!  *gulp*

2. Finally sell my scripts for A FISTFUL OF VENGEANCE, LITTLE TREASURE SEEKERS, and TURDS

3. Get an apology and reimbursement from Jolene Hui

4. Double sales at Spudic's Movie Empire

5. Put my passport to use and act in films in Bulgaria, Romania, the Philippines, South Africa, and Mexico

6. Get Taft-Hartley'd into SAG

7. Finally get MASSACRE MANSION, DEAD EVIL, and THE TAKEOVER OF TOMORROW made

8. Hope that I get cast in RAMBO 5

9. Campaign to have every restaurant in L.A. carry toasted ravioli, applesauce cookies, and meatloaf pinwheels.  Mmm!

10. Do a martial arts flick, a western, and a war movie

Monday, November 30, 2009 

Current mood:  used
Category: Life
(editor's note: I typed this 1 year ago, so this is actually the 2-year anniversary)

     It's been one year ago that I had the most embarrassing moment of my life.  In short, a woman convinced me to drive her alllllll the way to San Francisco so she could have sex with a guy she met on Myspace.  Cost me about $900, 4 days of my time, and to this day, she's never apologized properly for what she did.  Plus, I lost her as a friend.  Here's the details:


     So I meet this cute girl at my birthday party.  I immediately sense that she has a crush on me and she even blushes as she hands me her business card, wanting to interview me.  We do the interview a month later and it goes great.  So great that the two of us hit it off well and we become pretty good friends.  About a month in I hint at the possibility of dating.  She lies and says that she doesn't date.  Didn't know it was a lie until about a month later when she brags about having sex with two of her co-workers.  "I thought you said you didn't date?" I inquire.  She responds, "Well, I just don't really have time."  She sure has time to hump away with two co-workers, one of them only 22 years old.  She was 28 then.


     At one point, she says, "Eric, will you do me a huge favor?  Would you have sex with me?" she asks.  I'm amused that a pretty girl is right out asking for sex.  "Alright!" I go in to kiss her and she quickly says, "I'm just kidding.  Could you pick up my mom at the airport on Thursday?"  I'm confused why she would do such a thing.  The friendship blossoms and there's a lot of sexual chemistry there.  But as a gentlemen, I never make a move because she "doesn't date".  Besides, the woman's supposed to make the first hand-hold or kiss anyway.  Nothing ever happens.


     As time goes by, she continues talking about how much she enjoys sex and how she loves getting it on with one of Last Comic Standing's final contenders, whom her porn star female friend is also screwing.  And she brags about a one-night stand with a weirdo actor.  And about how she left her husband for another man.  It goes on and on, to the point of irritation.  You don't brag about sex to a friend of the opposite gender unless you're gonna have sex with them, right?  She keeps talking about how much she enjoys no-strings-attached sex.  Hey, I enjoy it, too!  What a coincidence!


     So I decide that since she's never invited me over for a night of fun, I need to put the pressure on.  I invite her to a Halloween party.  There, she gets a bit drunk and then confesses to having sex with that female porn star friend of hers.  Yowza!  I announce that I have a little foot fetish and she says that she LOVES when guys do things to her feet.  Now you wouldn't mention this to a friend of the opposite sex if you're planning on having sex with them, right?


     The night goes well, we do some drinking and dancing.  I'm horny as hell and hoping she invites me over for the night.  I'm too buzzed to drive home anyway.  I drop her off and she just says, "See you later!"  The condoms in the backseat go untouched for the night.  She did brag about how she loves to screw skinny guys, so I was like "Yes!"  Figured we'd eventually do some humping.


     Around the same time, I had long been planning a 1-day trip for myself.  All by myself!  To go to San Francisco and see Alcatraz, the Winchester mansion, Giants stadium, and hang with a few friends.  Day-and-a-half at most.  I made the major mistake of telling my female friend that I was going.  I wanted to do this in January or February when I had some money saved.  She desperately wants to go with me and convinces me to take her along, but we also have to "go soon".  The trip gets moved up to November.  Plus, she urges me to expand the trip from 1 day to 4 days.  A lot of money out of my pocket, but well worth it if the sex is good.  I figured this girl's slept with over a dozen men in just the past year alone so she must be pretty good in the sack.


     I thought it was great that she was practically begging to go on my vacation with me.  She said the main reason she wanted to go was so she could interview a band she knew through her porn star friend.  Should only take an hour, no big deal.  Just me and her in a hotel room, oh my!  All to ourselves for 4 days and 3 nights.  I was hurting for money a bit, so I emptied my savings account for the vacation.

$200 for gas(we split 50/50)
$300 for hotel rooms(we split 50/50)
$50 for parking
$50 for Alcatraz/Winchester
$75 for food/snacks/beverages
$50 for miscellaneous things
$30 for condoms & sex toys


     Plus keep in mind I was taking nearly a week off work for this girl.  She hadn't had a vacation since she had broke up with her ex, Tim, over a year earlier.  We'd been spending a lot of time together.  I figured this was the perfect opportunity for this girl and I to have a LOT of no-strings-attached sex.  What she enjoys.  What I enjoy.  Perfect.  I rush out and get two boxes of condoms.  Even get a variety pack to see what she likes.  I estimated we'd have sex 6 times total, 3 mornings and 3 nights.  Hey, I'm a horndog.  So is she.  We're gonna be a riot in the bedroom.


     BUT I had to ask the magical question first, "One bed or two for the hotel rooms?"  I was 90% sure that she wanted to have sex with me.  I mean male and female friends don't exactly go on vacations together anyway.  I ask her the question and she says, "I wouldn't mind sharing a bed with you." with a slight smile on her face.  I get an immediate boner, so excited.  A week before the trip she even asks if I like anybody.  Figuring she was asking to make sure I wanted to have sex with her, I said, "Well, I like you."  She started acting a bit funny after that.  Hope she didn't think I was falling in love with her.


     We all know that one bed equals sex and two beds equal friends.  Just common sense.  You wouldn't ever DARE tell somebody that you want to sleep in the same bed as them and NOT have sex with them.  So off we go on the 700 mile round trip.  I spent $200 on my truck for a tune-up to make sure it makes the trip just fine.  Pack in my condoms and clothes, we're ready to go.  We arrive in San Jose within 6 hours.  Check into our hotel room.  I get excited when I see the bed, anxious to hop on in naked and start pounding away.


     We'd only been friends for about 3 months at this point, so we didn't know each other that well.  I was curious to see what she was finally going to be like in bed.  I knew that she was a big fan of missionary and that's what I excel at the best.  So that was the plan.  A lot of missionary.  Plus, I was gonna teach her some new moves and new positions.  She'd slept with a dozen or two dozen men and complained that she was tired of guys not teaching her some things.


     Night time comes around and we hop into bed, watching some cheesy Kevin Costner movie.  I wait for her to start flirting or make a move.  Nothing, she just sits there like a robot.  I finally say to myself, "Fine then, I'll make a move. I'm horny as hell."  So I go to make a move and she immediately asks, "Are you trying to have sex with me?"  I felt like being a smart-ass and saying "I sure didn't take 4 days off work and drive all the way up here to SLEEP."  But I just said, "Well, yeah, I have condoms."  I touched her back to comfort her and went in for a kiss.  She immediately freaks out and says, "What are you doing?  I just want to be friends!"  I'm totally taken off guard.  My hard-on quickly slumps downward.


     I ask, "Why the hell did you choose one bed? I gave you a choice."  She responds, "Friends can sleep in the same bed, can't they?"  I said, "Um, no.  Not where I come from."  What was she thinking?  Why didn't she just say, "Two beds, please.  I just want to be friends."  So I remain calm throughout the whole thing and think everything's fine.  She just wants to be friends.  That's great with me because I truly adore her as a pal.  It's just after a few months of sexual tension and then suddenly finally getting her into bed, you'd think she had lead me on.  She DID lead me on.  And don't tell me YOU wouldn't have put the moves on her.  Only an idiot would've slept next to this fine specimen and kept his hands to himself.  Unless you're gay, then we understand.


      What she did next is one of the most embarrassing things to happen to ANYONE.  After about 10 seconds of trying to calm ourselves down, she says, "I have a confession to make."  She goes, "Well, I met this guy on Myspace and that's the only reason I wanted you to drive me up here."  I was so taken off guard that I couldn't speak much for the rest of the trip.  I tried to act cool about it, but it just wasn't working.  YOU WHAT?!?!?!  I couldn't believe it...  A girl lead me on sexually in order to manipulate me into spending hundreds of dollars and using MY VACATION TIME to have sex with a guy she met on Myspace.  My heart split in two.


     She then yelled, "I'm sorry, but you're not my type!"  I thought to myself, "It's just sex with no strings attached.  What does it matter that I can't play the drums or skateboard?"  She went off on a tirade, "You don't have a real job.  You didn't go to college.  You don't eat the right kinds of food."  Huh?  She was weirding me out.  I was thinking, "Wow, I'm more successful than most of the men she's slept with."  What she did next was the most insulting thing ever.


     The girl actually gets the guts to say, "Tell you what.  Brush your teeth and maybe I'll give you a kiss goodnight."  She offers me a KISS, that's it?  Honestly I should've gotten a lot more, but oh well.  I actually started to argue, stating, "I just brushed my teeth 5 minutes ago."  She retorts, "I didn't see you."  I say, "You were in the shower.  I brushed already."  She responds, "I didn't see you.  Just brush your teeth again."  I brush my teeth for the second time and wonder, "Tongue or no tongue?  Are we going to time the kiss?  Can I slip in a breast fondle?"  As soon as I hop into bed ready for my lousy kiss, she goes off on another rant.  Basically just saying, "I can't believe you made a move on me!" and other nonsense.  She doesn't lean over to kiss me, just sits there.  I finally just plop down, thinking.


     Wonder what happened to the "interview" with the band?  Why didn't tell she me about this guy on Myspace before?  Why did she lead me on for so long?  Why did she have to wait until WE WERE IN BED TOGETHER to tell me this?  I lie there for the next 4 or 5 hours trying to sleep.  Just ain't happening.  She couldn't sleep either I could tell.  Why was she so baffled that I wanted to have some sex with her?  Looking at some of the guys she had boinked, I was a step-up from a lot of them.


     The next day comes around and we try to enjoy each other's company.  I treat her as a princess, as I always had.  As a friend.  After all, I did take 5 days off work to make sure she got a vacation.  I was gonna try to have fun, even though it was hard knowing she had used me.  And ridiculed me in bed of all places.  So we headed off to the Winchester and Alcatraz.  At Alcatraz, we had to hurry up and get back so she could meet her loverboy.  Looking back, I should've put my foot down and said, "This is MY vacation and you're not ruining it.  You can meet this guy on your OWN time with your OWN money."


     But since I still wanted her friendship, I did what she wanted.  She kept calling him over and over, draining her battery.  At one point, her battery was almost dead.  She tells me not to use my cell phone in the event that her battery dies, she'll need to use my phone to call this dude.  She calls him up and tries to get directions.  He keeps trying to give directions by bus, but she says, "We have a truck!"  He doesn't know how we can reach him via vehicle.  She turns to me and says, "He doesn't own a car so he usually takes the bus.  We'll have to get directions."  It's even more embarrassing that here she is wanting sex with a guy who can't even afford a car.  Wow.


     So we stop at 2 or 3 places to get directions to meet him and his band at a bar.  She again yells at me for not memorizing the directions.  Keep in mind, she is WRITING down the directions as she receives them.  WHY would I memorize them?  Silly goil.


     So off we go to meet her loverboy from the internet.  Figure this should take an hour.  Suddenly, my gas light turns on.  Meaning I have two gallons of gas and should probably fill her up tomorrow morning or before the night's over at least.  She SCREAMS at me, "You stupid moron, you should've got gas BEFORE we got into San Francisco!"  I freeze up, startled that she would do such a thing.  Turns out she was fearing we would run out of gas and she wouldn't end up meeting her boytoy.


     At this point, I was pretty down and out about the fact that she wouldn't have sex with me, a guy she knew fairly well, BUT oh so badly wanted to have sex with this total stranger she met on Myspace.  It's hard to live with that.  Knowing that you're not good enough, but a stranger is.  That you're not worthy.  It hurts.  We finally find the bar.  Meet the guy and his band.  I try to have fun, although I'm silently counting the minutes in my head that could've been spent doing something else I had planned.  I canceled all my plans that night when she admitted the real reason for her tagging along.  I had actually planned to hang out with some friends, see a roller derby perhaps, and walk past Giants Stadium.  I had a lot of things planned that were canceled so she could "interview" this band.


     Ruined my whole vacation pretty much.  We ended spending 6 HOURS with these guys.  Great group of guys, but really, did she NEED to do this to me?  She pretty much ignores me and flirts with boytoy.  It was so insulting.  Luckily they bought me a beer.  Sadly, the guys had NO IDEA that I was being used as a horse and the girl drew me up there with a carrot.


     At one point, we all head to the lead singer's apartment.  I stop on the way up and tell the girl, "I better hurry up and gas up the truck."  She looks at me worriedly, "You are coming back, right?"  That's a moment I'll never forget.  Being a real good friend and a dedicated one at that, I told her, "Yes, I'm coming back."  Hell, I'd take a few bullets and trudge through mud just to be there for my friend.  That's how good of friends we were. Well, back then.  I guess I was stupid.  Looking back on it, I should've said, "Nope.  You can find your own way back to Los Angeles!"  I suppose I'm too nice.  Nice guys do finish last, y'know.  I gas up and come back.  Just figured they'd be humping by now knowing her but instead they just chatted away and smoked pot.  Probably gave him a bj, who knows.


     My biggest fear was that she was gonna bring him back to our hotel room, ask me to leave for an hour, while they screwed in our bed.  I was thinking to myself, "Please don't, please don't!"  Thank goodness she didn't.  I would have probably gone berserk.  I think about jokingly saying to him, "She doesn't date so there's no need to pursue her!", which is what she told me in the first place anyway.  We went back to our hotel room, she'd been drinking a lot.  We were in a different hotel by now, closer to the city.  There we slept in bed, no sex obviously.  It felt really odd sleeping in the same bed as a sexy female friend.  Very awkward.  I didn't like the fact that I was being forced to sleep in the same bed with a woman I wanted to have sex with but couldn't.  I almost strolled over to the couch to zonk out, but crossed my fingers that her drunkenness might make her horny.  Drunk sex is always great.  But what did we do?  SLEPT.


     Sunday rolled around and by this point I lost my desire to do much of anything.  I knew that she had screwed me out of about $900 (including lost wages from my job), had made me drive 700 miles, and ruined my vacation.  Not to mention insulting me, ridiculing me, and yelling at me about the gas level in my truck.  It's MY truck, you worry about yourself, babe.  I waited for an apology, but never got one.  We headed to Chinatown and just waited for the trip to get over.


     During the late afternoon she asks, "Is there anything you want to do?"  Kind of late to ask that question.  You just RUINED my vacation, remember?  We headed back early.  At the end of the night, I thought about giving her the two boxes of condoms and teasing her, "These are for you and David since you and I aren't going through them like hotcakes."  Figured she might get mad, though, and so I put them to a good use with a female companion a few weeks later. ;-)


     She constantly messaged and called her loverboy on the way back home, anxious to see him again so they could have sex.  Turns out he flew down 2 weeks later and banged her, then she flew up there a month later to screw, and then they split up after that.  She went back to her ex, the one she left her husband for.  I'm really happy for her, but saddened that she's never apologized nor ever offered to reimburse me for the $900 I lost.  I was wondering, what do you guys think she should do?

A. Write me a check for $900 and apologize.

B. Treat me to a vacation to make up for the one she ruined.  Vegas or Tahoe would be nice!  Two separate beds, though.  Friends don't sleep in the same bed, doofus.

C. If she can't afford those, at least buy me a nice dinner, apologize, give me a big hug, and a kiss on the cheek.

D. Be forced to take me on a 4-day trip so I can secretly meet a girl I met on Myspace.  Plus, insult her and ridicule her throughout the entire trip.  Nothing like some of her own medicine. ;-)
Tuesday, November 03, 2009 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Director Uwe Boll will be signing autographs on Sat. Nov. 7th from 6-8pm at:

Spudic's Movie Empire
5910 Van Nuys Blvd.
Van Nuys, CA  91401
(open 12-8, 7 days)

     We'll be selling many of his films, such as HOUSE OF THE DEAD and ALONE IN THE DARK.  Feel free to bring your own things to get signed.  Also joining in will be actors Clint Howard (EVILSPEAK), Michael Pare (STREETS OF FIRE), and Zack Ward (RESIDENT EVIL 2).  Please limit 2 items per celeb for signatures.



Wednesday, October 14, 2009 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Sunday, Oct. 18th from 1-3pm

     STEPFATHER reunion extravaganza!  We're having multiple celebs signing:

Actress Caroline Williams (TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2, LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN)

Producer Darin Scott (MENACE TO SOCIETY, FEAR OF A BLACK HAT)

Actress Meg Foster (THEY LIVE, MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE)

Actress Jill Schoelen (CUTTING CLASS, POPCORN)

     Now some of them may be charging for autographs, so bring cash.  I'll have STEPFATHER 2 dvds for sale, and possibly part 1 as well.  Bring your own items to get signed and bring your cameras!

Spudic's Movie Empire
5910 Van Nuys Blvd.
Van Nuys, CA  91401
(open 12-8, 7 days)

Monday, October 05, 2009 

Current mood:  satisfied
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Writer/director Eric Red will be signing autographs on Sunday, October 11th from 1-3pm to promote his new film, 100 FEET.  Mr. Red's credits include NEAR DARK and BODY PARTS.  We'll be selling dvds of 100 FEET.  Actor Michael Pare will also be signing.

Spudic's Movie Empire
5910 Van Nuys Blvd.
Van Nuys, CA  91401
(open 12-8, 7 days)

     Come on out and support the release of this new thriller starring Famke Janssen and Michael Pare.


Sunday, September 20, 2009 


http://www.classifieds.myspace.com/view/1579638907

Sherman Oaks, CA for sale: Thousands of movies & games for sale
Description
We have planeloads of vhs, dvds, laserdiscs, and video games(NES, SNES, Genesis, PS, Xbox) for sale.

Spudic's Movie Empire
5910 Van Nuys Blvd.
Van Nuys, CA 91401
(open 12-8, 7 days)

*Free parking behind store. (see full description)

Everything is buy 5, get 1 free!

Thursday, September 10, 2009 

Current mood:  hyper
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Get down to the store pronto!  Thousands of vhs, dvds, laserdiscs, and video games for sale.  Cheapest prices in Los Angeles.

Spudic's Movie Empire
5910 Van Nuys Blvd.
Van Nuys, CA  91401
(open 12-8, 7 days)




Tuesday, August 25, 2009 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Wanna meet some celebrities?  Here's your choice!  We're promoting the dvd release of GREEN STREET HOOLIGANS 2.  Sunday, August 30th from 1-3pm.  Signing will be:

Director Jesse Johnson (5TH COMMANDMENT, THE BUTCHER)
Actor Vernon Wells (COMMANDO, THE ROAD WARRIOR)
Actor Jerry Trimble (HEAT, SKELETON MAN)

     We'll be selling dvds of GSH 2.  Bring out your favorite films of these folks and get an autograph.  Get your picture taken.  And don't forget to browse the shelves!

Spudic's Movie Empire
5910 Van Nuys Blvd.
Van Nuys, CA  91401
(open 12-8, 7 days)


Friday, January 30, 2009 

Current mood:  excited
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
     My living room, bedroom, and kitchen were expanding with thousands of dvds and videos.  They were overflowing.  Just a small quake could topple a few heavy boxes, thus crushing me to death.  I had to think fast.  How to get rid of all these damn movies?  Hmm, a video store!  Except one that's different.  I'd only sell movies, not rent them.  So the idea for Spudic's Movie Empire began.

     Summer, 2008.  The acting jobs just weren't paying the rent(only the power bill).  My scripts weren't selling.  A man in London had embezzled about a thousand bucks from me.  A girl had screwed me out of hundreds of dollars by convincing me to take her on a "vacation".  Ebay was taking bigger cuts.  The post offices were jacking up their fees.  I had to find a way to recoup my losses.  How could I make some dough?

     Buying and reselling video store inventories has become quite profitable over the years.  I scouted storefront locations for a month and found one close to me.  Dumped down a huge portion of my savings account along with a small loan and I got in.

     Got my DBA, tax registration certificate, and seller's permit.  Then, after waiting for 7 weeks on the cops to get me a secondhand dealer's license, I opened!  We're at:

Spudic's Movie Empire
5910 Van Nuys Blvd.
Van Nuys, CA  91401

     1 block south of Oxnard.  Parking lot in back.  Open 7 days a week from 12-8.  I can do my workouts there in the morning, too, blast away on my drum set, and play loud music.  It's like my secret getaway.  We sell vhs for $3, dvds for $6, laserdiscs for $3, video games as low as $5, adult vhs for $6, and adult dvds for $12.

     Some of the lowest prices in the valley!  Set up a Myspace page for it at:

www.spudicsmovieempire.com

     Once it gets going, I can have someone take over, and I can get back to the film biz full-time.  Just need to double my sales and get people into the habit of stopping in once a week.  Our inventory changes on a daily basis.

     I'm curious, though, what kind of movies are you guys looking for?  In the future, I'll pay attention to specific genres when doing my buying.  Hope you'll visit my empire soon!
 
Thursday, August 21, 2008 

Category: Blogging

     Armed with a current stock of 3,000 videos, dvds, and video games, I've been unloading an average of 100 items per week on Ebay.  Most auctions start at $2 each.

     We have Filipino kung fu flicks, MGM musicals, classic westerns, cheesy revenge films, 80's T & A romps, Italian zombie gore, cop thrillers, romantic comedies, foreign films, documentaries, unaired pilots, made-for-tv movies, Roger Corman-ish b-movies, Hong Kong actioneers, sci-fi, sappy dramas, screwball fart comedies, war flicks, and big budget blockbusters.  Please inquire about our catalog.

     Auctions can be found at:

http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQfrtsZ50QQsassZcolonelcrapper


     There are literally dozens of movies on our "buy-it-now" section that you probably won't find anywhere else.  And if a price is too high, make an offer.  Or if you'd rather stop by in person, you can buy the movies for even cheaper!