I’m sat here with a bottle of water, drying out after bloodstock as I don’t know the difference to being tired, hungover, or sober anymore. It’s getting bloody stupid. Thanks to the whopping amount of people that got drunk/high with us, talked metal trivia and partied for waaay longer than we should have done. We bloody love yerz!
Anyway, I know what you’re here for….Volume 2. Songs 5-8
HELMS DEEP
Written about – Lord of the rings’ riders of Rohan and the epic battle for Helms deep in the second two towers outing. The film had to be watched at least twice that day for….erm…research purposes. Not to lounge about and eat crisps a lot, no siree Bob.
Influenced by – In the pre-HOD days, Ste and Stu were in a two man power-metal bedroom band called ‘Strength & Honour’, dedicating riffs to the life and time of the Roman empire but never found a singer that could go high pitched enough to carry on. As 90% of the stuff will never see light of day, Stu bounced some riffs out of a couple of S&H songs for this, hence it sounding different and more ‘European’ sounding than normal!
STAIRWAY TO HELL
Written about – The moral dilemma of having to smash your wifes head in with a spade as she’s just been bitten by a zombie and will undoubtedly turn into ‘one of them’.
During the demos – This song was ‘the 13th’ song from the first album ‘Beer Bitches Blood’ but including it violated the pre-set rules we had from day one of the band - ‘No album shall go beyond 45 minutes’ so we shelved it for creatively titled ‘album two’. This song raised an A&R eyebrow or two as it had an acoustic guitar in and a riff with a death metal drumbeat.
This was originally penned about how upset we were with the public perception of Metallica nowadays on the eve of Death Magnetic being released, however, the new album blew my mind and I was reading the walking dead comics at the time so this felt right.
HOD Trivia – As this song was being written during the birth of my son (one year old next week, wooo!) I took the mrs to the maternity ward. The nice ladies there tried to bond with my AC/DC shirt and told me their favourite song was Stairway to hell, mixing the titles up with Zeppelin. As opposed to being a rock snob or laughing at the folks, I said ‘yeah, me too’ & made a song with that name instead in gratitude to them.
STORMBRINGERS
Written about – Piece of piss, it’s about big trouble in little china!
During the demos – This was originally two songs, one (middle part) was called ‘the Grotter’ about our good friend & artist…erm…. whooo…shall we say….Touched a girl at a party then told us to sniff his triumphant fingers! Some folks have a copy of this song in demo format but it’s not album worthy. The other was clinically called HOD4 and was known for it’s brill verse and chorus but the middle bit was like an In Flamesy acousticy nicey bit, we don’t do ‘nice’ so we spliced the two songs together.
HOD Trivia – Reverand Dave and his brother Paul had their photo taken with Lo Pan and politely asked him to say ‘She has green eyes’ at a comic convention. Indeed!
THE KING OF SWEDEN
Written about – Praising the almighty Yngwie Malmsteen and living in the hope he may hear this song one day of us giving him kudos for his magnificence.
Influenced by – During one of the solos Stu used his Dean ‘Dimeslime’ guitar to make a personal solo in his honour in thanks, putting the RIP into ripping solo! Would have been his birthday today the poor bugger.
During the demos – The lyrics for this song were demo’d and written for nightbeast, we recorded the vocals which sounded hurried and like a generic thrash vocal, to be honest, it didn’t meet Dave’s style of singing. I took a deep breath and mailed Stu to say ‘listen fella, you’re going to have to either change the lyrics or do a new song to match the vocal’ he replied to say ‘Don’t worry, I’m doing a song now that is worthy of his honour, but I’ll warn you….I’m one minute into it and it’s ALL SOLO!’
I didn’t think we could up the ante of epic’ness but by god, fair play Stu lad. This was the last song wrote for the album so expect new stuff to be more like this I’m reckoning.
Things have developed nicely for the free downloads, expect an announcement on this blog in September. Meanwhile I’ll keep you posted of stuff via twitter.
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