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Lieze Neven

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Gender: Female
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 19
Sign: Taurus

City: sint truiden
State: Limbourg
Country: BE
Signup Date: 12/20/2006

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November 16, 2007 - Friday

METAL!
Current mood:

cheerful
Category: Music

HEAVY METAL:
The Protagonist arrives dressed in leather, on the back of a 1981 Harley Davidson, He Slays the dragon, and fucks the Princess.

POWER METAL:
The Protagonist rides in on a white unicorn, wielding his sword avoids the dragon, rescues the princess, and marries her.

THRASH METAL:
The Protagonist arrives declares war on the dragon, then fucks the princess.

FOLK METAL:
The Protagonists arrive, puts the dragon to sleep with their accordians and violins, then leaves hand in hand, forgetting the princess.

DEATH METAL:
The Protaganist arrives, Kills the dragon, then kills the princess.

BLACK METAL:
The Protaganist arrives wearing necro-paint, scares the dragon to death and then sodomizes the princess before sacrificing her.

VIKING METAL:
The Protaganist arrives in the longboats, Kills the dragon with their axes, Rapes the Princess, and pillages her castle.

GORE METAL:
The Protaganist arrives, disembowls the dragon, beheads the princess, then skips away with their intestines.

DOOM METAL:
The Protaganist arrives melancholy, depresses the dragon and the princess, and then commits suicide.

GOTHIC METAL:
The Protagonist arrives to find the Princess serenading the dragon, She then escapes both dragon and protaganist and flees on the back of an eagle.

PROGRESSIVE METAL:
The Protagonist arrives, and bores the dragon to death with a 26 minute sweep-picking solo, then fails to make it with the princess due to his showing off talent to the woman.

SPEED METAL:
The Protaganist flashes through, quick solo, disorientates dragon, fucks princess, and leaves everyone confused as too what has just happened.

CHRISTIAN METAL:
The Protaganist arrives with a group of preachers wielding banners and the bible, and proclaiming god is on their side. The dragon eats them.

BATTLE METAL:
The Protaganist arrives with a hundred thousand brave warriors, they declare war on the dragon and dive into a 6 hour long battle. The Princess gets bored and leaves.

GLAM METAL:
The Protaganist arrives in spandex and hairspray, sends the dragon into hysterical fits of laughter. Rescues the Princess only to end up getting raped by her.

NU-metal:
The Protaganist arrives in baggy clothes makes a rude gesture at the dragon, then gets led away by security after his clothes catch fire.

EMO:
The Protaganist arrives, see's the dragon, cries that the princess will never fall in love with him, the dragon takes this opportunity to eat him, the princess is happy, as he was a whinny little faggot anyway and secretly hopes for the Heavy Metal Protaganist to come back instead.