1. How tall are you barefoot?
5,11 if i stand up strait

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
my D&D character did once to speed up a health spell.

3. Do you own a gun?
i got a shotgun for christmas one year. i think i sold it at a yard sale tho.

4. Rehab?
no.

5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
no, but for some reason "meet the fockers" did make me nervous.

6. What do you think of your friends?
the world

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
oh christmas tree

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
this crazy perfect food shit. it's like eating cow puke.

9. Do you do push-ups?
only when i'm on top of your mama

10. Have you ever done ecstacy?
yeah. it made me want to get all handsy with harry.

11. Are you vegatarian?
no - that's probably the one thing me and the nug have in common.

12. Do you like painkillers?
sure, especially if i'm in pain.

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
i'm cute as fuck.

14. Do you own a knife?
doesn't everyone?

15. Do you have A.D.D.?
i'm sorry, what were you saying?

16. Date Of Birth?
kelly lebrock-tober 17

17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
my movie
my stomach
my girl

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
bad chinese
stupid energy drink
huge peanut butter cup

19. Name five drinks you regularly drink:
water, energy drink crap, emergen-c, coke, green stuff

20. What time did you wake up today?
8:42

21. Current hair?
blonde, messy

22. Current worry?
nah

23. Current hate?
can't think of anything, that's good right?

24. Favorite place to be?
in a down filled sleeping bag, on a clear cool night, in the middle of nowhere. (haven't been there in a long time)

25. Least favorite place to be?
stopped anywhere.

26. Where would you like to go?
anywhere my friends are.


27. Do you own slippers?
no.

28. What do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
stuck in some middle management job with no future (expecting the worse hoping for the best)

29. Do you burn or tan?
burn

30. Last thing you ate?
a big peanut butter chocolate thing

31. Would you be a pirate?
i've thought about it. but i'm not good at snarling.

32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
last night

33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
my own jams

34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
i would hold my flashlight tight in my hand - i argue with whether to turn it on. is it better to see the monster and suffer long with the fear - or leave the light off and go quickly and without warning.

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
felix makes me laugh all the time. everyone should have a felix.

37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
ones that didn't smell like pee.

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
broken heart.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
i bet brad wears ladies panties in his room, but i don't know for sure that he's a transvestite.

41. Who is your loudest friend?
santino, felix - and when they're together it's a magic thing.

42. Who is your most silent friend?
depends on the time. nejjer maybe.

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
she fucking better.

44. Do you wish on stars?
yes. i wish at 11:11 and i wish when i used to pray.

45. What is your favorite book?
the necronomicon, from evil dead.

46. What is your favorite candy?
dark chocolate

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
if you didn't want me you shouldn't 'a been born... jonathan richman

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
sing me to sleep... smiths (just to be dramatic)

49. What were you doing 12AM last night?
drinking froofy martinis

50. Do you love someone?
absolutely, don't you?