We’ve got a new WordPress installation that lets you have your own blog. You know you want one, you know you need one, and now you can have one! We’ve got FaceBook, Twitter and MySpace! We’ve got some old boards with new life (like Home Grown and PenPals) and we’ve added some boards and moved some around. So let’s get to the real news and not this poor imitation of a wrap up.

I finally added a new song to our page and dedicate it to all of you supposed.... "misguided, marked up like trash, not supposed to breed" mommy types...

Because the board is down, and everyone at the local park looks at you like you have 10 heads growing out your ass...I thought I'd post a blog. About nothing.

Well actually...nothing comes from nothing....

just go listen to the song.

Please know that Chris Neel didn't do this(but he does an array of very lovely other songs). I begged him to upload it to his music page so we could have it.

The original comes from my favorite film ever..."the sound of music".

This version is done by this band I used to go see 10 years ago (they are from outer space, seriously, I KNOW this is a fact because they have completely disappeared from the face of the earth) and they were called "charrlottes bionic blimp". I used to drive half states to see this band play at that Encounters bar at the LAX international airport. I recently found a demo cassette tape in an old box...that actually proves they did once exsist and I was not abducted by aliens.

All I know is was some sort of fate of GOD (probably the scientology god) that for some reason my boyfriend had this space age technology to be able to transfer a FUCKING CASSETTE TAPE...onto the damed computer. I think Chris Neel is from space as well...but we havn't been dating long enough for him to let me know these things.

Anyways I'm very excited for you all to experience the fabulous and amazing Bionic Blimp.....

And I hope you all have a real super spacey far out fuckin weekend.

The forum shall be back very soon after our Azxure finishes her very important meeting with the aliens..cracking the whip on cyberspace.

Hi Bitches. I just wanted to let you know I'm rotating the top friends every couple months. If I had it my way you'd all be on the top friends permanently!!!

So if you noticed your pic isn't there anymore, don't take it personally...I'm randomly changing it!

Myspace is a very big place and there are many profiles for you to jerk off and spew your spam.

Punkymoms is NOT one of those profiles. I get tons of requests daily and deny most of them. I look at every single profile and if it doesn't say "proud parent" or I don't know you, sorry, no offense you're gettin denied. I will only add bands that have members with kids, so if you want me to add your band, please send me a message and tell me you're a hot rockin daddy.

I'm just trying to keep the page clean, after all, this is about parents networking with other parents of the same breed.

And to the dumb cunt that sent this message today....

"u cute add me if u like what u see im a lil nymph who likes what I SEE u ever have a 3som b4 ?"

You can take your bot and shove it up yer twat until you die from a cronic vaginal disorder....its bitches like you stinkin up myspace so go suck a rotten egg Miss Petuna Fishy.

And to the other lurking vermins that happen to slip through the cracks and leave diahrreal spam on our comments here, you get blocked and reported....and your page goes buh-bye!

And for all of you inked up, lactating, bling crothes...I gotchyer back. FO SHIZZLE!

For those of you who may not know, we have a very active punkymoms message board. Well let me tell you these are some funny bitches. We've started a collection of quotes, straight from the mouths of Punkymoms and here are some....


"I would do it today but was out dancing in a french gay bar till four am with men in leather carrying little dogs in Louis Vuitton hand bags."...........

"I have enough lotion to make any football team baby ass smooth."............

"Almost makes me want to date a Morrisey loving, sensitive, semi-fag who will hug me when I cry and wash the dishes - ALMOST"............

"It truely is the power decade. You're 20's are fancy free, but you're 30's are fancy free and fuck you. Its awsome. You can do whatever the fuck you want, then start blaming it on mid life crisis... ...I love my age....there really is something empowering about the 30's!"............

"I made you a fucking cake and purposefully burnt my face on the oven rack, you unappreciative bastard!".............

"Damn it kids, eat your fucking crust!"............

"As for the scented tampons: What the fuck?!! I'm so tired of society making women feel bad for not being this perfectly unblemished being. Not only are we expected to be skinny with big boobies and long legs, but because of these crazy scented tampons, now we expected to have vaginas that smell like flowers and fucking fairy dust. "............

"I'm no stripper but I do try to keep the landing strip clean."............

"Well I think we should teach monkey fucking in home ec, too, but I bet that's not gonna fly."............

"Fuck. I wish everyone would just go eat a bag of dicks."............

"Nothing like performing a little cunnilingus on a girl and ending up sucking face with captain caveman"............

"yeah i wish there where box of boys like assorted chocolates single woman could order...just bite into each one till you find the one who isnt nuts"............

"I guess i have a hard time with ice cream cones ...cause you inevitably have to lick the side for drips...and that cant be done in mixed company of strangers" ...............

"I think when the world ends the only things that will be left are cockroaches,twinkies and cher."............

"I can't believe none of you ate your placenta, I mean its FREE FOOD. "............

"I cruise for punkymoms, like a newly out teenage homosexual boy. I know 'em when I see 'em."............

"I just want some shaggy hair, ripped acid washed jeans, a t-shirt torn into a tank top that reveals my nipples, a hairy chest and gold spandex pants. If I can have all of those things I would jump over amp's and dry hump microphones covered in scarves all day long. "............

"Pubic hair / hair panties / wholly mammoth crotch"............

"You have not had sex till you have with a man over 40. They will stick thier dick in, wiggle thier pinky toe and suddenly you will have to be peeled off the ceiling. "...........