Just when we thought the only answer may be a sacrifice to the Snow Gods, our son came up with a Snow Dance that he assured us would work!  He made an icy blue crown and patiently taught us the guaranteed Snow Dance.. After only 2 day of Snow Dancing (in the privacy of our home, of course) we awoke yesterday to SNOW!!!  He said "I TOLD YOU THE SNOW DANCE WOULD WORK!"

Indeed it did!

OK, OK... maybe we are going to just have to set up a ski bonfire as a sacrifice to the Snow Gods (like the Meatheads did last year).. or maybe we could sacrifice one of the TV News & Weather idiots who giggle like drooling fools everyday when they tell us "no snow in the forecast -- still warm and crappy!"

Getting pretty grumpy here so I'll go back and check out some more vids...