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Thursday, April 17, 2008 
Sorry for the delay on these but I'm a massive bender. Sorry I mean I've been on a massive bender. . .

Good news - after the success of last month (and that's without most of the regulars turning up) we've been given Fridays from now on. This will usually be the first Friday of the month, except in June when it will be the second Friday - check the main page for the dates.

Also (if this means nothing to you then ignore it) apologies to anyone who experienced the weird shit towards the end of the night - I was DJing so I missed what happened exactly and I've heard slightly different accounts from different people. I have gone to speak to the owner since then and been assured that everything is cool so don't worry about it happening again. However should anything like that happen again then let me know straight away.

Anyway. . . here is what we played. Looking forward to the Chromatics on Saturday, I'm sure I'll see some of you there.

Love and kisses

Chris / Future Brain

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Future Brain, 27th March 2008

Ignas/Maniaquin:

Instant  - "Pinball Dance"
Ranko - "Happy World"
Squash Gang - "I Want An Illusion"
Blue Russell - "I Wanna Fly Away"
Sissy - "Queen of Discotheque"
Risque - "The Girls Are Back in Town"
Spellbound - "ABCDEFGHIJKL.O.V.E, I Love You, Baby" (look at that cover!)
Fake - "Another Brick"
Hugh Bullen - "Alisand"
Ferrara - "Love Attack"

Chris / Flatline:

± Nonplus - "Overkill (Theme from the Bill) (Crockett's mix)" (That's me! Click the link for the mp3, I'm putting my stuff up on myspace soon... watch this space)
Zombi - "Sapphire"
Laserdance - "Mars Invaders"
Peter Richard - "Walking in the Neon"
Sally Shapiro - "I'll Be By Your Side"
Katy Gray - "Hold Me Tight"

Richie / DJ 1982:

Pebbles - "Girlfriend"
Sly Fox - "Let's Go All the Way (Diamond Dub mix)"
Shannon - "Let the Music Scratch side 2"
Shannon - "Give Me Tonight"
International Music System - "Non Line"
Man Parrish - "Techno Trax"
Lime - "Angel Eyes (remix)"
Mel & Kim - "Showing Out (Freehold mix)"
Mel & Kim - "Respectable (club mix)"
Russ Abbot - "Atmosphere (extended disco party remix)" er. . .  I missed this one. . . Richie what are you playing at?!
Eric - "Boy or Girl"

Chris / Flatline:

Daydream - "In the Night" *REQUEST*
Travel Sex - "Sexiness"
M & G - "When I Let You Down"
Diana Est - "Tenax"
Cafe Society - "Somebody to Love"
Mike Mareen - "Love Spy"
Heartbreak - "Regret"
Alden Tyrell - "Rendez Vous at Rimini"
Den Harrow - "Future Brain"
Trans X - "Living on Video" *REQUEST*
Brian Ice - "Over Again"
Valerie Dore - "Get Closer" *REQUEST*

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P.S. does anyone have a copy of this song? Secret Service - "Flash in the Night" ... nothing to do with the Public Passion song of the same name...


Friday, March 07, 2008 

Current mood:  hungover
Thanks everyone who came last night and helped make it another success -- it can only get better!

The Korsan Bar have asked us to put on two parties per month, so our next one will be March 27th, then the second and fourth Thursdays each month after that - so we won't clash with NOW WE'VE GOT EUROPE again.

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Here are the setlists (note that they had a warm up DJ from 8 til 9 - I'll make sure that doesn't happen again):

Chris:


Lime - "Rendez Vous on the Dark Side of the Moon"
G.A.N.G. - "Incantations"
Samoa Park - "Tubular Affair"

Decadance - "On and On (Fears Keep On)"
Frank Tavaglione - "Tumidanda"
Fokewulf 190 - "Body Heat"

Newcleus - "Automan"
Marylin Love - "Another Love"
Valerie Dore - "It's So Easy"
Den Harrow - "Mad Desire"


Ignas:




Fred Ventura - "The Years (Go By)"
Amnésie - "Turas (instrumental)"
The Hasbeens - "Keep Fooling Yourself"



Avida - "Vorrei Tanto"
Glam - "More Than Ever"
Ellison Chase - "Welcome to Tomorrow"
Paul Parker & Patrick Cowley - "Right on Target"



Ganymed - "It Takes Me Higher"
SYD - "Discomanic (instrumental)"
Machine - "There But for the Grace of God Go I"
Ken Laszlo - "Hey Hey Guy"



Richard:

Stacey Q - "Two of Hearts"
Gino Soccio - "I Remember"
...and a few others he didn't write down. . . I remember this one




Chris:



Company B - "Fascinated" (this was meant to be Paul Rein - "Lady O")
Brian Ice - "Over Again"
Lama - "Love is On the Rocks (Disconet remix)"
Den Harrow - "Future Brain"
Daydream - "In the Night"
Lime - "Babe, We're Gonna Love Tonite"



Whitney Houston - "I Wanna Dance With Somebody (12" mix)"
Hugh Bullen - "Alisand"
Freeze - "AEIOU"
International Music System - "Dancing Therapy"

See you in a couple of weeks!




Wednesday, June 06, 2007 

Category: Parties and Nightlife
 Where did last month go? It doesn't seem like four weeks have passed since the hoard of crazed I-Robots laid waste to the basement of Wildcats, tearing shimmer curtains asunder and stealing away mini disco balls. I didn't realise Future Brain V was so close, hence the lack (so far) of MySpace spam, top fives, YouTube videos and sundry nonsense.

At first we were surprised to find ourselves less than a week away from the next party, then we realised that the sudden increase in COSMIC DISCO MUSIC FROM THE FUTURE  has caused a RIFT IN THE FABRIC OF THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM (that is one of my favourite phrases, I try to say it at least once a week.) The resulting time storm briefly sucked all four Future Brain DJ-Bots out of existence - any contact you think you may have had with any of since last month DID NOT ACTUALLY HAPPEN. Most probably you were seeing either future echoes of our former selves, some kind of INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS-style pod people, remotely controlled by DJs from some lesser club night, or maybe you were just DRUNK.



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Anyway. Maniaquin was the first to rematerialize, in orbit around the Earth - luckily he is a Lithuanian and does not need oxygen to survive. Here are his top five items of Space Junk, collected before re-entry:

D.F. & Pam - Flash Into My Life
International Music System - Dancing Therapy
Wanexa - The Man From Colours
The Jets - Cross My Broken Heart
Fred Ventura / Flexx - You'll Never Change No More

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DJ-1982 spent the time in a parallel dimension, where everything seemed strangely familiar, yet not quite the same. Here are some ITALO CLONES:

'Midnight Lover' by Bernadette is like a melancholy version of 'Holiday' by Madonna

'Boy or Girl?' by Eric - 'Blue Monday' by New Order

'Chinese Eyes' by Fancy - he'd clearly been listening to 'Take My Breath Away' by Berlin

The Flirts "Helpless (you took my love)" starts with a rip off of the synth riff from high energy by evelyn thomas, then the bridge is a vocal interpolation of suddenly by the beatles, then in comes the guitar riff from self control by raff, which itself is taken from good times by chic. Then at the end a keyboard plays the melody from slice me nice by fancy. And those OH OH bits are on millions of records, like hey hey guy.

'Acapulco Nights' by G J Lunghi is, at the start at least, very reminiscent of 'I Like Chopin' by Gazebo

Anything by Interface sounds like a less pompous version of Propaganda (a good thing in my opinion.)

'1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8' or whatever it's called by Ken Lazslo has a sampled 'Oh Oh' sound very like 'I Can't Wait' by Nu Shooz

'Here I Am' by Mike Mareen totally rips that syncopated brass bit out of P Lion's 'Happy Children' - then just to rub it in, he puts a train sound in the background (there's a live performance of 'Happy Children' featuring a train set... why, we don't know.)

Mozzart gets him back by copy the sound of 'Love Spy' for 'Money'.

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Personally I was transported to a strange fantasy land where I was pursued by a giant ARMADILLO TANK MONSTER. Yes that's right I have been listening to a lot of Prog Rock so I have no Italo top five this month. Seriously, after you've gorged yourself on euro disco for months it gets to you. . . . .

This week, back on the stupid, I have been listening to lots of NEW BEAT and ELECTRONIC BODY MUSIC in preparation for DJing at SLAUGHTERHAUS FIVE on the 16th.

Look - it's not just Italo Disco that has funny videos:

'Acid Queen' by Major Problem




That guy's like if Fancy and the Terminator had a kid.

See you on Friday!

x

Chris/FBDJs

p.s. - I just put this event on Last.fm - any people using that site too, say hello
Sunday, April 08, 2007 


An Italo Disco collection, by Chris Flatline April 2007

Here's the track listing and some notes on a compilation I made for a couple of friends not familiar with the music we play at Future Brain. It's not a definitive history of synthesizer disco, more of a (mostly) chronological compilation based on what songs I have in my collection and what I could fit onto a CD. (As it is, I had to do a couple of early fade-outs on CD 3.) Obviously my own personal taste played a part as well. I'm no particular authority on disco music, so notes here are mostly my opinions and guesses, gathered from various snippets of things I've read (which are probably just general opinion themselves and not historical fact.) However, just by getting thirty-odd songs and arranging them chronologically, you do get a clear feeling of progression.

CD1 (1977-1982)

1. Giorgio Moroder - From Here to Eternity (Italy, 1977)

There wasn't really anyone else I could have started with was there? I'm not familiar with any Moroder material earlier than this other than the 1975 album Einzelgänger, which I would say is more of a 'traditional' electronic/experimental album, although a lot of the time it still based around repeating rhythms.

All the songs on CD 1 are, I think, a mixture of either electronic bands making disco style songs, or disco bands starting to make heavy use of synthesizers.



2. Space - Magic Fly (France, 1977)

Another obvious choice, but essential really, although it was apparently ridiculed at the time. Interestingly a big chunk of these songs are French, the next three actually if you count French Canada as France.


 



3. Cerrone - Supernature (France, 1977)

This guy is pretty much as respected as Giorgio Moroder in disco circles. Supernature would be a straight disco/funk track but has tons of synth playing and, as far as I can tell, is about genetic engineering gone wrong. Sci Fi and synthesizers make it proto Italo in my book. It's a bit of an epic at ten minutes.



4. Black Devil - No Regrets (France, 1978)

Written by a couple of composers of library music, this was very obscure at the time but has grown in notoriety. All the tracks on the Disco Club album are like variations on a theme – they all have pretty much the same (not quite in-time) drum loop, bongo playing, synths, spooky vocals and bizarre kind of 'tribal' sound. If you found a disco deep inside the jungle, this is what they would be dancing to. Quite similar in sound to the early Giorgio Moroder material but much darker. Black Devil Disco Club is the recent reincarnation of the group and their album 28 After is also pretty amazing.



5. Gino Soccio - The Visitors/Les Visiteurs (Canada, 1978)

It's funny – at this end of the scale the songs are actually very competent pieces of composition – as opposed to the almost punk-like non-musician approach to Italo of the eighties. I suppose these guys are proper disco/funk musicians, dabbling with electronics. I love this song, it's surprisingly fast and has a kind of Hi-NRG feel to it, about ten years early. More on that towards the end of the CD.

 


6. Telex - Moskow Diskow (Belgium, 1979)

I really should get hold of some more Telex – they strike me as a more tongue-in-cheek version of Kraftwerk… I only realised what the chorus to this song is while I was making the compilation. I originally thought it was something like 'Must go Disco, Moskow Diskow…' but it's actually just 'Miskow Doskow – Moskow Diskow'… nonsense! So here, what with the train sounds, robot singing and everything, they appear to be doing a kind of mechanical-disco piss-take, of course making an amazing proto-everything song in the process.



7. The Immortals - Ultimate Warlord (Canada, 1979)

Just a cool cosmic-disco song. Very kind of, 'traditional' disco sounding if you think about it, but transported into space by it's bizarre lyrics, pitch-shifted chorus and grand sounding brass sounds (synthesized? Not sure.)

 



8. La Bionda - I Wanna Be Your Lover (Italy, 1980)

Back to Italy again. This is a funny song that doesn't sound quite like anything else collected here. Without fail every time I listen to it I get this image of two guys with moustaches in a little bubble spaceship, bobbing up and down to the bass line… a little while later the girl seen in the visor of one of the Space-men in the Magic Fly video floats past singing the chorus…



      

9. Azoto - Exalt-Exalt (Italy, 1980) 10. Kano - It's A War (Italy, 1980)

Now I think this is about the time Disco was ceremoniously killed off in America and the focus shifts to Europe. Exalt-Exalt could, again, have been a fairly 'normal' disco song, but has quite a jerky robotic rhythm to it, lots of nice synthesizer solo-ing and they're singing about spaceships again, or something, God knows.

Kano went on to be a big eighties Italo Disco group with a different singer and more of a 'yuppie-funk' sound – It's a War is from their first album, which again, is a mixture of the usual disco sound, heading in a more synth orientated direction. This is a bit of an epic too, lots of 'funky clavi' (as it used to be called on an old Yamaha keyboard of mine) and a big widdly-woo synth solo towards the end.


11. Bobby O - She Has A Way (USA, 1982)
12. Patrick Cowley - Megatron Man (USA, 1981)

I'm not entirely sure why, but here we jump over to America for some reason. Both these guys went on to produce other artists – Bobby Orlando with The Flirts and Patrick Cowley with Sylvester. These are both examples of an early Hi-NRG-type style (I think that mostly took off as it's own genre towards the end of the eighties – think Stock Aitken and Waterman… aaargh) which I think has something to do with the gay scene - I know that was pretty much the only place in America where this stuff was accepted after the whole 'Disco Sucks' thing. With Patrick Cowley, it was a toss-up between Megatron Man and Menergy, but the point of this compilation isn't really to be a homo-fest. I love Menergy but it does seem to be taking the piss out of itself slightly – whereas Megatron Man takes the same elements, puts them in a spaceship and sets off at Warp 9, like a super-charged Magic Fly. Patrick Cowley also did an amazing fifteen-minute mix of I Feel Love.

CD2 (1983)

This is the good shit. You'll notice that bar a couple of exceptions all these tracks are from Italy in 1983 – the 'golden year' for Italo. These songs, while obviously not a definitive list, are pretty much the core of Italo – they don't sound quite like anything else. This is the CD you play to anyone who doubts the validity/credibility of Italo. I like to think the cool minimalism you hear is a natural result of combining the levels of musicianship and technology available. Just like Punk Rock. Synthesizers, sequencers and so on were right on that edge between big wooden studio-filling monstrosities and the cheaper, more user-friendly machines of the 80s.

Some Italo Disco histories state that a mixture of a bad exchange rate between the Lira and the Dollar, plus the fact that people in the US just stopped making disco records led to a need for home-grown disco in Italy/Europe. The cheapest and easiest way to do this was with synthesizers. I think the robotic sound of a lot of Italo is partly due to that phenomenon in most early electronic pop music (in whatever genre), where they tend to have futuristic themes just because it seems a bit of a novelty to have entirely synthesized songs. The other factor, suggested in one of these Italo histories is that the original producers weren't really musicians and played everything one fingered, even slowing the tempo to be able to play accurately, then speeding the tape back up. Whatever the reason, this music doesn't sound quite like anything before or since.


1. Charlie - Spacer Woman (Italy, 1983)

This totally knocked me over the first time I heard it. It somehow manages to be slightly cheesy yet eerie at the same time. It really stands out from the other tracks here, it doesn't really sound like disco but it does have that same stripped down spacious sound (no pun intended) as the rest of them.

 


2. Hipnosis - Blade Runner (End Title) (Italy, 1983)

Hipnosis were one of the earliest examples of what was eventually called 'spacesynth' – basically a mostly instrumental sub-genre of Italo apparently meant to sound like 'the soundtrack to futuristic space battles'… exciting eh? Artists like Laserdance, Cyber People and Koto (who appears on the next CD). Most hits by Hipnosis were covers of synthesizer classics – Oxygene by Jean Michel Jarre, and Pulstar and Blade Runner by Vangelis. I first heard this on an I-f mix CD and I assumed it was new, not twenty-odd years old! It's impressively minimal.



3. Steel Mind - Bad Passion (inst. version) (Italy, 1982)

This comes from the recent-ish I-Robots compilation (as does Spacer Woman actually) that contained impressively rare songs – but only the instrumental versions! This is one of my pet hates with the current state of Italo representation in clubs – part of the reason for starting the Future Brain parties – why do people not have the guts to play these songs in all their glory? The slightly off-kilter lyrics are half the appeal of Italo! This song is still amazing as a dub version though. Very slow as well, like quite a few of these tracks.



4. Night Moves - Trans-Dance (UK, 1983)

This is actually not even vaguely Italian but I think it fits in. I gather this band was made up of two people, one of whom worked with Gary Numan in some way – not that this sounds anything like Gary Numan, in fact I really can't think of anything else from the UK that sounds like this.

 


5. International Music System - Run Away (Italy, 1983)
6. Casco - Cybernetic Love (Italy, 1983)
7. Mr Flagio - Take A Chance (Italy, 1983)

I might have given the impression that I think all Italo is pretty amateur-sounding – these three totally disprove that; they are exercises in simple but effective song construction.  I have said to people in the past that Take A Chance is the best pure Italo song ever, now having heard more I'd say one of the best. These are quite similar, they have those same quite flat-sounding drums – but I think the melody is the important thing here. In fact that is what annoys me about modern Italo-esque electro – it's all thump thump and endlessly looping hooks. There's a real organic feel to these songs, even the sequencers and arpeggiators don't sound as rigid as they would today and you can really hear the guy actually playing the lead line. You don't need a deafening kick drum to get people moving. Another quote from somewhere – "The X-Factor in Italian music is having too much melody", although I think that applies more to the stuff on CD3. Anyway, if this CD represents the core of Italo, then these three songs represents the very centre of the Italo style – again, these are only a selection, there are lots of cool songs out there.



8. 'Lectric Workers - Robot is Systematic (Italy, 1983)

Another one from the I-Robots compilation, this one actually has the vocals intact… some kind of advert for a robot?? Makes me feel like I'm hurtling down a space wormhole intergalactic time corridor of some sort.

Yeah you know one of those things.

 


9. N.O.I.A. - The Rule to Survive (Italy, 1983)

Most of the artists represented here only ever had one or maybe two 12"s released, but N.O.I.A. have many singles and two or three albums I think. Apparently they used to be a rock band. Not that any of these songs really sound generic, but N.O.I.A. have a very individual sound, not to mention the singer's weird voice. Ersatz Audio (Adult.'s label) released a compilation of their early material from 1978-82, which has more of a cold-wave/minimal-wave type sound, also very good.



10. My Mine - Hypnotic Tango (Italy, 1983)

"Hypnotic… TANGO – TANGO - TANGO!" Another one that had the lyrics left off when it featured on all the Hoxton compilations. I mean, to be honest you can see why, they are a bit bizarre but after a couple of listens I think it just sounds really pretty. Musically, another very sparse arrangement (really nice delayed bass line) even though we are now moving more in a pop-orientated direction. Believe it or not Bananarama recently covered this song (the chorus at least).

 



11. O'Gar - Playback Fantasy (Italy, 1983)

We're almost starting to sound like synth-pop here, but it still has those Italo drums and that sliding bass line is amazing. I imagine the weird guy on the record cover singing this song. So far, this is the most obvious example of that heavily accented English that Italo is known for… no obvious slip us with the grammar though. Again, an advert for something… a radio station this time? I don't know… I don't think anyone's paying attention. Also the first example on this compilation, I think, of a song sounding particularly European – not just the fact that the chorus isn't sung in English, something in the melody too… maybe it's just me.


12. Wish Key - Orient Express (Italy, 1983)

Another train song! I never hear this on mixes or hear it mentioned anywhere so I don't know whether it's rare or what – I found it on a ZYX records compilation in the gay section of HMV. (Yes there is a gay section.) I love it; it's one of my favourites. Totally ridiculous lyrics, strange rhythm in the words of the chorus as well – "I'm changing all my life, just leaving by Orient Express!" Amazing synth-tom drum rolls. Brilliant little keyboard hooks all the way through. Track down the video on YouTube it's amazing – looks like it was filmed at the end of their living room.


13. Pineapples featuring Douglas Roop - Come On Closer (Italy/US, 1983)

Now I've said this is Italy/US as Douglas Roop is an American singer. I don't know if it's the fact that for once they have an English speaker singing English lyrics but this is one of a couple of songs that I can't believe never made it into the charts here (or maybe it did???) I can imagine this has probably had a house remix but God, do I not want to hear it, this version is perfect. It sounds a little like a Canadian band called Lime who I couldn't fit onto CD 3, although Come on Closer is better in my opinion so you aren't missing anything.

CD3 (1983 onwards)

Okay now this is where you will have to bear with me. We are now moving away from what is strictly Italo Disco – I would say these songs are more just synthesized pop music. A more accurate term might be post-Italo Pop or something but anyway – when you talk about Italo Disco, like it or not it is the general opinion that you are talking about this later stuff as well. And anyway – these songs are the reason we are doing Future Brain… they take some getting into but if you're anything like me then you will just become addicted. It's like British 80s culture turned sideways and fired into a parallel dimension. And there's so much of it! Some of the songs are utter crap of course but most are amazing.


1. Amin Peck - Anxiety (Italy, 1983)

Werhay! What the hell's going on here?! Give it a minute to get past the verse, then it starts making sense… kind of. Nice synth solo, then suddenly it's back into slap-bass-on-a-pogo-stick insanity. This comes from Amin Peck's first 12" - all three songs on it are … odd. Clearly they are trying to write a pop song but it doesn't sound like they've had much practice. They also seem to have too many ideas as this song goes through about three changes before, out of the blue, turning into what almost sounds like early Chicago House… which is good because I had to leave off Doctor's Cat – Feel the Drive and Klein & MBO – Dirty Talk, both of which also have that proto-House feel.




2. Brand Image - Are You Loving? (Italy, 1983)

Bit of an odd choice but I wanted to have this one here as it's halfway between the minimal stuff on CD 2 and the pop stuff on the rest of this CD. And it's just a bit strange. Very nice breakdown in the last third but overall it's a bit slow... bizarre.

 


3. The Creatures - Believe in Yourself (Italy, 1983)

Another one that I think is just a brilliant pop song and could have been a hit here.  Reminds me a little of Freeze (remember AEIOU?) Nothing to do with Siouxie Sioux by the way.

 




4.The Twins - Ballet Dancer (Germany, 1983)

Some Germans… only non-Italian group here. I think the verses on this are totally cool – up there with Don't You Want Me by The Human League, unfortunately I still can't get used to the chorus. Oh well. He sounds like he's saying 'Belly Dancer' doesn't he?

 



5. Gazebo - Lunatic (Italy, 1983)
6. Miko Mission - The World is You (edit) (Italy, 1984)
7. Valerie Dore - It's So Easy (edit) (Italy, 1985)

Here we take a bit of a turn, I wanted to put on some of the slower songs. 'Love' songs I suppose.

Gazebo could have been a genius – he manages to pull off some nice touches in his songs, but sooner or later he puts his big cheesy foot in it. Sometimes he makes it to the chorus ok, but here I think he goes splat as soon as he opens his mouth. The use of a real violin and piano is nice here and if you can stomach it the whole thing is pretty funny and kind of endearing. I mean, personally, I can listen to Hall & Oates if I'm in the mood for a laugh. The other good thing with this song is the lyrics – "You're like Nostradamus, but you're not as famous" – I'm sorry but whether English is your first language or not that is inexcusable!

Now, Miko Mission scares me but I felt he needed to be represented here. Give it a couple of listens – it isn't just cheesy, it's really weird. Again, it has quite a 'Euro' (Eurovision?) feel to it, which isn't actually that common, whether or not these bands were trying to sound American or English I don't know. He's a great one for lyrics too – "The World Is You"… really? Is it? Another good one is "Oh, how old are you? Where is your harbour?" Pardon? Are you being rude? This end of the Italo Disco spectrum is a bit of an acquired taste and this isn't even the worst example. Try Silver Pozzoli.


Valerie Dore is a bit of an Italo legend. She apparently has the 'best voice' in Italo Disco. She certainly has the highest. Like Den Harrow and other Italo superstars she wasn't actually a real person – the woman singing the song is actually called Dora Caraflaggio (???) and she also did the voice for a few other 'artists'. The fact that she could (i) sing and (ii) speak English was helpful you see. Later Valerie Dore material was actually written and performed by completely different people. It's So Easy, along with Get Closer and The Night are the classics and to be honest they all sound pretty much the same. She can get a bit sickly sweet sometimes but overall I think this song is quite nice, if not quite on par with Laura Branigan, which is the nearest American artist I can think of. In fact, what am I talking about - Self Control was originally by an Italo band – Raff. See, Italo rules the world.




   

8. Fun Fun - Happy Station (Italy, 1983)

Another train song! I only just realised what a popular subject trains are in Italo. Weird.

9. Ken Lazslo - Hey Hey Guy (Italy, 1984)
10. Fancy - Slice Me Nice (Italy, 1984)

As I said earlier, I've not included much in the way of gay disco but you can trace a line from Patrick Cowley/Bobby O through songs like these and onto Hi-NRG. 'Slice Me Nice' indeed. Some more choice lyrics – "My heart is beating to the rhythm of love, I need your body like cold hands need a glove." Really searching for a rhyme there, wasn't he? And "I'm like a cake that wants to be baked, I'm like a pie made for hungry guys." Brilliant tune though.



11. Koto - Jabdah (Italy, 1986)

I really wanted to put some Laserdance on here as well but I just didn't have space, so here's a short edit of Jabdah by Koto, to represent spacesynth. Sounds a bit like a game show or sideways-scrolling spaceship video game… maybe that's the point. I love the sleeve artwork for these bands - they always look like the covers for bad sci-fi novels.



12. Scotch - Delirio Mind (Italy, 1984)

"I've seen warriors and showers // Up and down the mountain // And many broken papers // Yellowed with an age // I've seen it, I believe it // Between the great mud // I've touched it, I've smelt it // It's really loathsome // I hate, rock your face // Only way, Delirio Mind." Enough said.

 


13. Radiorama - Aliens (Italy, 1986)

Yes, that is 'Aliens' they're singing. Some of the weirdest pronunciation ever here, I think. Another good line is "With their sticky faces and laser, we're in danger." Look out for it. Joking aside, I love this song to bits. It's just a harmless cheesy pop song but you just don't get this kind of stuff anywhere else. I love the over-the-top synth-brass and orchestra hits. Another thing worth noting is that they make use of the "Oh-Ah-Oh", a common device in Italo composition. The most famous use of this was in Tarzan Boy by Baltimora – the one Italo song that actually made it over here… unfortunately.



14. Silent Circle - Touch in the Night (Italy, 1985)

Just a brilliant synth-pop song, as simple as that. I still get shivers when the vocoder comes in towards the end.

 



15. Angie Care - Your Mind (Italy, 1984)

I was obsessed with this for a short while – written by the same team behind the early Valerie Dore songs, but way more dancefloor-friendly. If you want to read me gushing about it then check one of the earlier blog posts on myspace.com/futurebrain.

 


16. Den Harrow - Future Brain (Italy, 1985)

The Anthem. As I said in another Future Brain blog -

"It's an emotive, powerful diatribe against the tyranny of modern technology and its power over man, evinced by the machine's inability to really love someone, at least when compared to such a hunk of manliness as Den himself.

I think that's what it's about anyway. Richie (DJ1982) had a theory it was about donating sperm. 

Basically it sums up the point of our night - the naff sci fi theme, the high camp, the full on space disco sound, perhaps a slight naivety but definitely a load of enthusiasm."

 - Fin -

 
Monday, April 02, 2007 
WHICH ONE IS THE PISS-TAKE? WHICH ONE IS REAL?



(i love the lethargic spaceman in the background)



Answers on the back of a spaceship.

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TOP FIVES FOR MARCH (late I know)



Chris "I need dancing, then I need romancing" Flatline


denise and baby's gang - disco maniac
g g near - living in a rom
public passion - flash in the night(this is my favourite record cover at the moment)
amin peck - anxiety
bernadette - midnight lover (no one else likes this except me!! it's like a melancholy rip-off of 'Holiday' by Madonna)



Richard


gino soccio - magic
divine - i'm so beautiful
wish feat fonda rae - touch me
mel & kim - system (house mix)
cellophane - gimmy love

Richard's vote for most bizarre record cover this month is Rofo - "I Want You", featuring Jabba the Hut's dog






Maniaquin

John Robie – Vena Cava
Ken Laszlo – Hey Hey Guy
M&G – When I Let You Down
Sissy – Queen of Discotheque
The Creatures – Believe in Yourself (hurrah! the video for this amazing song is on the main myspace page at the moment)

Here's a bizarre record cover sent to me by Ignas (Maniaquin)



Tet

BWH - Stop
A Visitor From Another Meaning   - Hills of honolulu
Al Corley - Square Rooms
The Conservatives - Lonelyness
X Ray Connection - Replay

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Have you ever noticed how many Italo type songs are called 'In the Night'? No? Well, we have.

I found:

A Dog in the Night (Mr. Master)
Acapulco Nights (G J Lunghi)
Boogie Tonight (M & G)
Diamond in the Night (Feli)
Disco Night (Digitronic)
Don't Cry Tonight (Savage)
Fires in the Night (Kata)
Flash in the Night (Public Passion)
In the Night (Daydream)
In the Night (Sugar Shake)
Midnight Lover (Bernadette)
Music in the  Night (Solid Strangers)
The Night (Valerie Dore)
The Night/La Noche (Azul Y Negro)
Queen of the Night (Klapto)
Sex Tonight (Brian Martin)
Shot in the Night (Paul Parker)
Tonight (Ken Laszlo)
Touch in the Night (Silent Circle)
Walk in the Night (Diego)
...and the group Night Moves.

Ignas found these:

Dario Dell'aere - Eagles In The Night
Camomilla - Queen Of The Night
Squadra Blanco - Night of Illuminati
Sandra – Midnight Man
Sandra – In The Heat of the Night
Romina Cohn – The Night
Alek Stark - In the Night
Secret Service - Flash In The Night
Giorgio Moroder - I Wanna Funk With You Tonight
Giorgio Moroder – Oh What A Night
Giorgio Moroder – Midnight Express
Fred Ventura – Late Night Train
Fred Ventura – Night and Day
Samantha Fox - I Surrender (To the Spirit of the Night)
Samantha Fox - Just One Night

and a load by C C Catch:

You Can Be My Lucky Star Tonight
Strangers By Night
One Night's Not Enough
I Can Lose My Heart Tonight
Hollywood_Nights
V.I.P._(They`re_Callin`_Me_Tonight)
Midnight Gambler
Night in Africa
Midnight Hour

Wasn't that enlightening.

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Finally, next Future Brain party isn't quite confirmed yet (although you might want to pencil in 21st April) but we are also guest DJing on May 4th at KICK OUT THE JUNK.

Monday, April 02, 2007 
This has already been posted as a bulletin but I'm recording it here too for... posterity, or something.

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Richard Clouston of Cosey clones himself, then kidnaps a girl from Antisocial. They take her to a disused East End art gallery, feed her drugs then play sub-D.A.F. synth pop at her till she's had enough and leaves.



...actually it's 'Desert Place' by The Twins. It's great, watch it til the instrumental break at least. Sorry Richard, couldn't resist! cx
Sunday, March 25, 2007 

Category: Parties and Nightlife
Wow.

Thanks again to everyone who came - you have all proved that there really is a UK Italo Undergound... I really wasn't sure it was going to work. Were you all surprised too?

I have so many good memories from only four hours (not even that actually). I never thought I would get away with playing 'Happy Station' to a packed room.

Sorry again about the skipping CD decks - we got to the venue to find they didn't actually have any, so I had to rush home and get my own, which are obviously getting a bit old and knackered. They held out most of the night though. That will all be sorted by next time, we may even have more than one light working in the basement!

I hope everyone that went got into Fabric okay and had a good time.

Remember Tesco Disco is on every week, for the latest in live electronic/post punk music and quite often a bit of Italo on the decks (although we're meant to be playing serious music!)

We will back in April, in the meantime keep an eye on the myspace for news, fanatical ranting and bizarre record covers. Do get in touch and let us know what you think, give us any suggestions and send us any good photos. . .

Chris/Future Brain
x

and remember - you may look like Nostradamus, but you're not as famous.
Tuesday, March 20, 2007 

Category: Parties and Nightlife
Tuesday, March 06, 2007 
It's a song by Italo Disco superstar Den Harrow.

It's our theme tune.

It's an emotive, powerful diatribe against the tyranny of modern technology and its power over man, evinced by the machine's inability to really love someone, at least when compared to such a hunk of manliness as Den himself.

I think that's what it's about anyway. Richie (DJ1982) had a theory it was about donating sperm.

Basically it sums up the point of our club night - the naff sci-fi theme, the high camp, the full on space disco sound, perhaps a slight naivety but definitely a load of enthusiasm.

So in that case, what's Italo Disco?

If you've never heard of it before go and read the Wikipedia and Euroflash articles linked from the front page for a fairly detailed idea. Then listen to the MP3 player. Basically though (for our purposes anyway) it is electronic dance and pop music made largely (but not exclusively) in Italy/Europe from the late seventies to late eighties. The other styles mentioned are either in some way relatives of Italo or cover the other songs you might hear.

So why are we still playing what is essentially eighties dance music? Isn't that fad a bit over by now? Wasn't all that music really awful anyway?

No!

We are not being nostalgic – personally I was born in Hertfordshire in 1982 so i) I was in the wrong country and ii) I wasn't old enough to care about music. If I get nostalgic about the 80s it usually involves Transformers and if I get nostalgic about music it usually involves Babylon Zoo. (First single I bought aged 14 – 1996)

We are not trying to be fashionable – if we were we would be playing New Rave. (Has anyone worked out what that is yet?) Read the Neil Tennant interview in the Euroflash article – this stuff was "fantastically unfashionable" in 1985. Italo Disco has been turning up on club playlists and trendy compilations for the past few years, but you only ever seem to hear the songs that are either dub edits or minimal enough in the first place to be remixed, or slotted into a boring electro set.

We are not a retro/80s/cheese/guilty pleasures night – Yes some of the songs are pretty borderline terrible. But the majority are just weird. Cool disco ballads about robots in love or supremely naff pop songs that are so bizarre, I honestly cannot believe they ever existed, until they were beamed out of space from a parallel dimension or something. (If you know your Italo then basically this is what I mean – yes we are going to play Scotch. And Ken Lazslo. And Radiorama. Miko Mission I'm not sure about … he scares me.) Yes we could be seen as an Eighties night because most of the music we play is from the Eighties, but I don't buy that really. Not anymore – the 80s retro/electroclash thing is kind of over now; I see it more as a 'niche' night. Like the burlesque / rock 'n' roll scene – it just so happens that the dawn of electronic pop music was only twenty five-ish years ago.

We are not being ironic!! - OK it's in Shoreditch. OK we do like to laugh at the interesting grasp of English some of these bands had. And perhaps a couple of haircuts. But if it was just irony then before long the music would all dissolve into generic house. It won't – there will be non stop synthesizer disco weirdness all night long.

Every time I get hold of a new tune I really can't wait to play it, to hear what insanity lies within, or what squelchy synthesizer sounds from space they've used. We love this stuff and hopefully you do too. If you don't then you will. Either way, come down on the 24th, have a laugh, have a dance, get drunk, dance like a funky robot… (for some dancing tips see the 'how we danced' blog on daniel's page).

Finally, get a load of this…

FUTURE BRAIN by DEN HARROW
(this works best if you listen to the song at the same time – it's on the mp3 player on the main page)

Stocking away all the details you want to know
Day after day all your memories get to grow
Putting all that you've stolen in a prison that you've locked forever
Taking the place of our imagination
But you won't erase my heart

There is no way you can understand what I feel
You never pray 'cause you're soul isn't even real
You might know lots of things buy you can never be a lover
Winning the race with you information
But you can't replace my soul

Future Brain, you make me wonder
Is it sane to make a sample of my love?
Future Brain, you're getting stronger
It's a shame you'll never know how to find love

Living today but tomorrow will be the same
I know I can say that you will never win this game
No matter how much you know now you will never get to know us, never    
Taking the place of an institution but you can't replace my love

Future Brain, you make me wonder
Is it sane to make a sample of my love?
Future Brain, you're getting stronger
It's a shame you'll never know how to find love

Future Brain, you great computer
It's insane to program everybody's love
Future Brain, you're list is longer
But you're to blame 'cause you don't know how stupid you are


Saturday, February 17, 2007 

Category: Music
I've added an MP3 player with some of our favourite songs in the music section of the profile, including my current obsession...


Angie Care - Your Mind


This is another production by the team behind Valerie Dore's hits. Valerie herself sings backing vocals (I noticed the other day that a lot of Valerie Dore stuff has some guy singing in the background the same time as her, maybe that's why she sounds so weird...) So we have the same trademark floaty chorus with floaty synth arpeggios in the background, each note taking half an hour to fade away. Ms Care, like Ms Dore, likes to sing at the absolute top of her range for some reason, making her sound... well, floaty.

Those are the similarities, now for the two things that make 'Your Mind' stand out from your average Valerie Dore track. First off, from the outset it has much more of a disco beat, very thump-thump, lots of rim-shots and excessive hand claps in the break. Not the usually slow ballad nonsense. Secondly, it has the most sublime toot-toot synth hook you have ever heard - seriously this will be stuck in your head for days to come. Obviously I am totally in love with this song at the moment so I'm gushing, but I think it's that hook and the beat that easily make 'Your Mind' my favourite Valerie Dore-related tune. The chorus doesn't seem to drag on as much and the obligatory 'playing-through-the-whole-verse-again-without-the-singing' section is quite bearable, because one, you're dancing (in your living room probably) and two, the whole time you can't wait for the hook to return.

And that's not all! Check out these lyrics...

ANGIE CARE
"Your Mind"
(B.Addoms/R.Nicolosi/G.Rizzi)

YOUR MIND

WHEN I'M WATCHING IN YOUR EYES I
CAN'T RESIST YOU FOOLIN YOU AGAIN
WHEN I'M WATCHING IN YOUR EYES I
CAN'T RESIST YOU FOOLIN YOU AGAIN

RAIN DROPS FALLIN OUT ON MY LONELY MIND
RAIN DROPS SEARCHING FOR MY LONELY BRAIN

WHEN I WAS A LONELY CHILD AS...
I WAS THINKING ABOUT MY LIFE SO STRANGE
WHEN YOU TAKE ME FOR A RIDE NOW
I'LL BE WAITING FOR THE NEW BIRTHDAY

I actually had to correct some spelling there, unless she really is singing about some guy called 'lonely Brian'.

Then there's the Marks and Spencers off-the-shoulder pullover she's wearing on the sleeve.

Hot.