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Strumpet Crumpet



Last Updated: 11/17/2009

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Gender: Female
Status: Married
Age: 31
Sign: Leo

City: Sacramento
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 4/28/2005

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Monday, March 09, 2009 

Category: Blogging

I was sitting at the Java City on campus doing some reading and drinking my good ol hot cocoa when I hear this lovely exchange between two girls:

"So, do you think he's going to test us on what genocide is because I still just don't get the difference between genocide and ethnicide."

"No, probably not, he's just testing on stuff that has to do with Africa."


Shoot me, just shoot me now.



Wednesday, November 05, 2008 
YOU SUCK.

Voting Yes on Prop 8.  You bigoted fools.

Guess what?  Next we take it to the Courts.  That's right, my Constitution trumps your Bible.

Fuck you.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008 

Current mood:  insubordinate
What am I over?

I'm over "Americans" who don't think. I'm over these twisted fucks who never got past conventional morality and realized there's a bigger world out there. I'm tired of the idiots who think they have the only right. I'm over hearing how religion is what this nation is based on. I'm tired of the dumb-asses who will preach to me about what to think, feel, say, believe without ever looking in to WHY they believe it themselves. I'm tired of the folks who tell me "Yes on 8", "Yes on Palin" and can't tell me what either stand for, or the hurt it causes others.


Get YOUR religion out of MY house. Get YOUR religion out of MY government, off MY ballots and out of MY world.


Don't ever tell me that Prop 8 isn't about discrimination, isn't about twisted morality. That's exactly what it's about. You self-centered, self-righteous, ignorant pricks.

Guess what?  There's "terrorists" in every religion, of every ethnicity and for damn near every cause.  Terrorism is defined by the person in power, nothing more.  Stop telling me that all Muslims are terrorists who beat their wives and make them wear burkas.  Pick up the goddamn Qu'ran and read it, stop making asinine assumptions of ignorance.  You know what?  Domestic violence happens EVERYWHERE!  Is it any more acceptable when a white, Christian man beats his wife?  Then why aren't you working to fix THAT problem instead of claiming that women only get beat up in Muslim countries?


Know what this is? DISSENT. Know what else? It's the basis of DEMOCRACY. Get used to it. I AM being patriotic when I ram your bullshit back down your throat. Don't ever call me anti-American. I know more about our founding fucking fathers than you do about your own religion.  Fuck, I probably know more about your religion too.


Take that from a pacifist.  A collectivist one too.  And, yes, I still refuse to shop at WalMart.  Fuck that place.
Currently listening:
Stay Human
By Michael Franti & Spearhead
Release date: 2001-05-15
Tuesday, July 22, 2008 

Current mood:  amused
Wade just put the kids to bed.  Now, we've been having all kinds of toddler/early school age bedtime issues.  They share a room so they want to play instead of sleep.  It's been rough mornings with those kids!!  Anyhow, here's tonight's gem ...

Wade:  "Alright, I'll let you both sleep in here but if you start getting crazy I'm going to split you up."

(Pause)

Fletcher:  "You mean you're going to cut off our butts?"


Wade just left the room ...

There's what "split you up" means to a 4 year old!
Currently listening:
From Dreams Or Angels (ex)
By Abney Park
Release date: 2004-05-27
Saturday, March 22, 2008 
It’s about 7.30 am and the littlens have slept in a bit, as well as the hubby and I.  Kristopher gets out of bed, heads out to the front room, and turns on the TV.  He’s obviously up and about and ready for breakfast.  Then, out of nowhere ...

"Daddy?"

"Yeah?"

"When you wake up, can you wake me up too?"

... long pause ...

"Ummmm, sure?"

Friday, March 14, 2008 
The lovely exchange between Fletcher and I about 30 mins ago ...

"Fletcher, love, quiet down and calm your body"

"But I want to listen!"

"Then please be quiet"

"But MOOOOOM, I want to listen!"

"If you want to listen, then I’m telling you to please be quiet!"

"BUT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"


At that point there was no use in saying anything ... I think I have a teenager in my three year old’s body!
Currently watching:
Bridge to Terabithia (Widescreen Edition)
Release date: 19 June, 2007
Wednesday, February 13, 2008 

Current mood:  insubordinate
Two quotes for the price of one!!

Okay ... first ... and so damn cute.

Kristopher, while in the car, stated this gem of a quote ...

"Daddy?  Can you please stop singing, you're scaring me!"

Yeah.  I had to bite my tongue to keep from bursting in to hysterical laughter.

Second, but in no way less of a gem ...

A classmate in human development decided to ask this darling question while being given a lecture on heredity and genetics.  The quote is (and I kid you not, this is verbatum!):

"Does penis size influence if it's [meaning the child] a boy or girl?"


He was serious.  I near on died.  How do these people make it in to college???

Currently listening:
Transatlanticism
By Death Cab for Cutie
Release date: 07 October, 2003
Friday, February 01, 2008 

Current mood:  animated

Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 random things, facts, goals, or habits about yourself. At the end, choose a few people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them. Don't forget to leave them a comment (you're it) and to read your blog for instructions. You can't tag a person who has tagged you. Since you can't re-tag me, let me know when you've posted your blog so I can see the answers!

1. Looks can always be deceiving.  What I present and who I really am are very different things.

2. I have 2 books that I've written but never sought to publish.

3. I giggle when I'm really happy.

4. Humility is my ultimate source of self-pride.  I really believe the things I say about myself and don't want bullshit compliments because of it.

5. I'm absolutely torn between life in Australia and life in California.

6. According to those who really know me, I'm a walking contradiction.

7. I have the craziest, coolest, quirkiest most loving, cohesive Tribe a girl could ever dream of.

8. I'm horribly harsh on myself and sometimes wonder if my kids deserve better.  Then I look at how much we laugh together and know otherwise.
 
9. I think I sleep too much and am too lazy.  Others think I sleep too little and am too busy.

10. My friends are the damn coolest people.  I adore each and everyone.  I don't waste time with people I don't care for and get called all kinds of names because of it.  I'm okay with that. 

Who am I tagging??

1. Shannon because, well, she's always top of my tagging and online craziness (this is what Sisters do).  She has to be after so many years.
 
2. TG because I adore her and want to hear her answers.

3.  Jenna because SHE ROCKS.  My Sister Wife is the coolest.

4. Cardigan because I want to share the love.

Currently listening:
Coco
By Colbie Caillat
Release date: 17 July, 2007
Friday, January 25, 2008 

Current mood:  adventurous
Category: Blogging
Kristopher and Fletcher are playing at the kitchen table ... Wade and I are in watching Forensic Files ...

Kristopher:


"DAD!!  FLETCHER'S BEATING MY ARMY MEN OFF!!  NOW HE'S BEATING ME OFF!!!"


Looooooooooong pause ... Wade and I exchange shocked looks and suppresed chuckles ...

Kristopher:

"DAAAAAAAAAAD!"

Wade:

"Beating you UP, he's beating you UP!"

More laughter ...
Currently listening:
Regrooving the Dream
By Patty Larkin
Release date: 25 July, 2000
Saturday, December 08, 2007 

Category: Blogging
A little voice comes out of the bathroom saying ...

"Oh, FUCK!"

"Fletcher, let's not use that word, please!"

"Okay, Mom, what do I use?"

"Try Oh, Man."

"Okay, so instead of fuck I say man?"

"Yes, son"

My 3 year old ROCKS!

Currently listening:
You’ll Get Nothing... and LIKE It!
By The Kimberly Trip
Release date: 09 August, 2005
Thursday, August 09, 2007 

Current mood:  morose
Category: News and Politics
I don't know why I didn't post this sooner ... I think this is my favorite piece of journalism ever written.

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Published - Friday, October 20, 2006

Quaker statement on gay marriage

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With half of marriages ending in divorce, unquestionably the right thing to do is to strengthen marriages. But diverting the question to whether two people of the same sex can have legal rights together completely loses track of the problem of frail marriages.

The proposed constitutional amendment really has nothing to do with marriage; it is a thinly veiled attack on gays and lesbians, part of a pattern of discrimination and institutionalized hatred. It is a strategy of power practiced by would-be tyrants throughout history.

Some have portrayed persecution and hatred of gays as a Christian thing to do. We can find nowhere that Jesus said anything about homosexuality. Nor did Jesus ever suggest encoding Christian teachings into a Sharia-like law to force religious beliefs on society.

We believe that God loves us all equally, and that we are called to treat each other with the same love in which God created us. We have no need to hate, or to discriminate against, any group for any reason. It is simply not Christian to do so.

David Chakoian is clerk of the Kickapoo Valley Monthly Meeting, Religious Society of Friends (Quaker).
Currently listening:
Slideshows
By Thirsty Merc
Release date: 30 April, 2007
Friday, July 06, 2007 

Current mood:  mischievous

Dynamite stored in Chinese karaoke bar that blew up, report says

Last Updated: Friday, July 6, 2007 | 10:31 AM ET

The owner of a Chinese karaoke bar where 25 people died in a massive explosion had stored dynamite in the building, a news report said Friday.

The Beijing News said that Qu Hua, the owner of the bar, also owned a local coal mine. The report said he had kept more than a tonne of TNT in the basement.

The owner died in the massive blast on Wednesday, which also injured 41 people.
 
The two-storey building in the town of Tianshifu was completely destroyed. Nearby cars were also buried in rubble, the Beijing News reported.

Tianshifu is in Liaoning province, about 800 kilometres northeast of Beijing.

The building was filled with people, many of them students celebrating the end of exams.

Police were questioning the owner's wife and some of his employees, the Beijing News reported.

China has suffered a string of blasts, fires and accidents in shopping malls, cinemas and other public places despite repeated government promises to improve safety.

Many are blamed on lax safety procedures and negligence.

In April 2006, a cache of explosives improperly stored in a hospital by a coal mine owner exploded, killing 35 people in the northern city of Yuanping, in Shanxi province.

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The moral of the story?  STOP STORING TNT IN PUBLIC BUILDINGS!!!  2!!  2!!! Of these explosions in just over a year ... c'mon people!


Currently listening:
A Crow Left of the Murder
By Incubus
Release date: 03 February, 2004
Thursday, June 21, 2007 

Current mood:  cynical
Category: Romance and Relationships
Wow ... read all the way to the bottom ... it's well worth it!!!

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Police: Naked Couple May Have Died From Sex

POSTED: 2:27 pm MDT June 20, 2007

Police on Wednesday were investigating how a naked couple fell four stories from the roof of a downtown office building to their deaths.
The man and woman were found near the sidewalk by a passing cab driver around 5 a.m. Wednesday. One person was pronounced dead at scene and the other died a short time later at a local hospital.
Clothing was discovered on the roof, leading authorities to suspect the couple, in their early 20s, may have been having sex. Their identities were not released.
"It's too early to rule out anything," Columbia police Sgt. Florence McCants said, but McCants said a preliminary investigation didn't show any sign of foul play.
The roof of the building is pyramid-shaped.

Currently listening:
A Crow Left of the Murder
By Incubus
Release date: 03 February, 2004
Wednesday, May 02, 2007 

Current mood:  drunk
"Daddy, can we talk about motorcycles and carrot cake?"

Woah ... non-sequitor?
Wednesday, March 07, 2007 

Current mood:  scared
I was chased down by yet another illustrious Christian (I can't get away from the bastards!) who handed me a Bible Study Invitation.  I laughed, said thanks and told him that it didn't apply to me, but I'd be glad to pass it on to someone who might need it because, after all ... and I quote from here on out ...

"Isn't helping others find light what it's all about?"

His reply???

"No, it's about saving yourself."

I wanted to shout out "THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU JUST HAND THIS TO ME!?!" but I'm sure the irony would have been lost.

Stupid fucking Christians.  I wonder if they read their own book.