THE HAMMERDROCKS NEWS!!!  WELL WE HAVE HAD A LOT OF GRIEF OVER THE FESTIVAL AND WELL HOW SHOULD I PUT IT TO EVERYBODY.....  SUE BENNIT AND HER CREW, WELL ARE NOT LETTING UP BUT THAT'S OK HERE AT THIS POINT.  THIS STORY WILL HOWEVER WILL END IN A HAPPY ENDING FOR ALL I AM ALMOST SURE OF THAT, OR MABY IT WILL END WHERE EVERYBODY IS PISSED OFF!!!  WELL I GUESS IF NOBODY IS HAPPY THEN I THINK THAT OUR TOWN OFICIALS ARE DOING THIR JOB PROPERLY!!!  SORRY I HAVENT BEEN POSTING BUT GOING THRU SOME TRYING TIMES WITH A FAMILY MEMBER BUT IT'S FINALLY WORKING OUT.  BUT ENOUGH OF THAT SHIT...  I WANTED TO LET ALL OF YOU ROCKERS KNOW THAT WE WILL BE AT THE HAUNT IN ITHACA TOWARDS THE END OF JANUARY ALL I KNOW RIGHT NOW IS THAT IT'S A SAT. IN THE 20'S SOMEWHERE I WILL POST IT AFTER THE FIRST!!!  GET READY TO ROCK!!!  WE HAVE TOOK SOME TIME OFF OF OUR BUSY PLAYING SCHUDEL FOR YES YES WE HAVE GOT OUT OUR RECORDER AND WE ARE CURRENTLY WRITING A FEW TUNES AND THEY REALLY ROCK!!!  YES YES THE HAIR BAG AND BLIND BOB SWEAT PANTS ARE KICKING SOME ASS!!!  IT'S WONDERFUL THAT WE HAVE OUR OWN RECORDING EQUIPMENT THAT WAY WE ARE NOT RUSHED AND WE CAN MAKE IT PERFECT!!!  WELL ... WE ARE COMMING UP WITH A FEW NAMES FOR THE ALBUM AND WELL...  I WAS THINKING OF MABY SOMETHING LIKE "HAMMERD EVERY THING INCLUDING THE KITCHEN SINK!!!  THERE IS A LOT OF ERE CANDY IN THIS ONE ROCKERS, AND A VERY POWERFUL PUNCH!!!  WERE TAKING OUR TIME WITH THIS IT'S GOT TO BE RIGHT!!!  REMEMBER THAT OLD SAYING GOOD THINGS COME FOR THOSE WHO WAIT!!!  WE NEED TO COME UP WITH A PRODUCTION NAME, I WAS THINKING OF SOMETHING LIKE HAIR BAG PRODUCTIONS OR MABY LIKE BLIND PRODUCTIONS I WILL BE POSTING PICTURES OF WHAT OUR STUDIO LOOKS LIKE FOR ALL OF YOU ROCKERS A LITTLE LATER, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS MESS YOU WILL NEVER FIGURE THAT SOMETHING SO GOOD COMES OUT OF WELL....  THE DISASTER THAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!  YOU HAVE GOT TO REMEMBER THAT A BLIND DUDE IS HOOKING ALL OF THIS CRAP UP, NEETNESS WAS NOT ONE OF THE FACTORS THAT'S FOR SURE, WE HAVE SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE, LIKE MIXERS FOR DIFFERENT SHIT AND DAMN THE CORDS ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!  WE EVEN HAD TO BREAK OUT THE SCAFFOLLING TO HOLD THE GEAR!!!  BUT WE ARE HAVING A HELL OF A GOOD TIME!!!  BUT ENOUGH OF THAT TOO, YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT TO SEE WHAT THE HELL WE CAME UP WITH!!!  SORRY WE HAVENT REALLY WENT OUT AND BOOKED MANY GIGS BUT OUR TIME IS SOMEWHAT LIMITED WITH THE ALBUM BUT WE ARE NOT FORGETING ABOUT YOU ROCKERS TOTALLY!!!  WE WILL BE BOOKING MORE GIGS SOON!!!  IN THE MEAN TIME WE ARE PLAYING AT THE HAUNT IN JANUARY AND ALL I KNOW IS THAT THE SHOW STARTS AT AROUND 6 PM!!!  CAN'T WAIT TO SEE ALL OF YOU ROCKERS THERE!!!  LATER FOR NOW.....  THIS HAS BEEN A HAMMERDROCKS MOMENT WITH YES YES BLIND BOB SWEAT PANTS!!!.....

THIS IS BLIND BOB SWEAT PANTS!!!  WITH THE HAMMERDROCKS NEWS!!!  WELL I KNOW THAT I SAID THAT I WOULD TELL ALL OF YOU ROCKERS THE HISTORY OF HAMMERD AND THE FESTIVAL, BUT THERE IS EVEN MORE IMPORTANT NEWS THAT NEEDS TO BE ADRESSED!!!  AS ALL OF YOU KNOW WE HAD THE FESTIVAL A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO AND WHAT AN AWSOME GOOD TIME WE HAD!!!  I WANT TO PERSONALLY THANK ALL OF THE BANDS, AND ALL OF THE HELP AND S2S, FOR PUTTING ON A GREAT SHOW!!!  ALL OF THEM KICKED ASS!!!  AND IF YOU MISSED IT YOU MISSED A AWSOME TIME AND AT THIS POINT YOU MAY HAVE MISSED THE LAST ONE!!!  WELL I WANT TO LET ALL OF YOU KNOW THAT GARY COATS WAS AT THE HAMMERD COMPOUND ON THAT MONDAY AFTER THE FESTIVAL, AND HE STRONGLY SUGGESTED THAT I GO TO THE NEXT BOARD MEETING, ON SEPTTEMBER 8 2009, TO DEFEND MYSELF AND THE FESTIVAL!!!  WELL...  I WAS INFORMED THAT THERE IS A LOT OF LIES GOING AROUND AND WE NEED TO CLEAR THEM UP LIKE THERE IS NO PORTAJOHNS AND EVERYBODY WAS PISSING ON THE GROUND FOR STARTERS AND THERE WAS NO SECURITY AND THIS IS A DRUG FESTIVAL AND THIS IS A PLACE FOR SERVING ALCHOL TO MINERS AND WE ARE GOING ON TOO LONG AND WE ARE TOO LOUD AND WE ARE CUSING OVER THE MIKE AND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE THIS EVERY WEEK AND I AM IN COHOOTS WITH THE TOWN OF GROTON ZONING OFFICER GIVING ME PERMISSION TO DO ANYTHING I WANT TO AT THE FESTIVAL!!!  WELL THERE IS A COUPLE OF LAIDIES DOWN ON OLD PERUVILLE ROAD THAT ARE SPREADING THESE LIES TO GET PEOPLE TO SIGN THIR PETITION AND GUESS WHAT IT'S WORKING FOR THEM.  WELL WE SENT OUR HAMMERD COMPOUND REP.AROUND AND STRAITENED SOME OF THEM OUT AND THIS IS HOW WE FOUND OUT WHAT LIES ARE BEING SPREAD!!!  WELL WE HAD PEOPLE CALL  US AND TOLD US THAT THEY DID NOT KNOW WHAT THE REAL TRUTH WAS AND WANTED TO TAKE THIR NAME OFF THE STOP THE FESTIVAL PETITION AND WANT TO BE PUT ON OURS TO KEEP IT GOING PETITION!!!  WELL I KNOW THESE LAIDIES  NAMES THAT ARE SPREADING THESE LIES, I JUST CANNOT SAY, BUT IF YOU COME TO THE MEETING YOU WILL FIND WHO IT IS YOURSELF!!!  WELL WHEN CONFRONTED BY OUR HAMMERD COMPOUND REP. OUR REP. WAS INFORMED THAT THE FESTIVAL AND OUR FAMILY WILL MOVE LONG BEFORE THEY WILL, WELL GUESS WHAT HONEY I AM PRETTY YOUNG AND I DID NOT BUILD A HUGE HOUSE ON 140 ACRES TO HAVE HER THINK THAT SHE CAN PUSH US OUT OF GROTON.  I HAVE LIVED HERE FOR 19 YEARS, AND I PAY 26,000 DOLLARS A YEAR IN TAXES!!!    WELL I WANT TO ADDRESS ALL OF THE LIES ONE AT A TIME 1 WE DID HAVE PORTAJOHNS AT BOTH FESTIVALS THE SECOND ONE WE GOT 15 OF THEM,DUE TO WE WENT 2 DAYS INSTEAD OF 1.  2 WE HAD SECURITY AT BOTH FESTIVALS, THE FIRST ONE WE HAD ALL OF OUR FRIENDS WORKING SECURITY AND HAD 1 FIGHT AND IT WAS ADRESSED VERY WELL THE FIGHTERS WERE ESCORTED TO THE STREET!  AND THE NEXT ONE WE HIRED SECURITY OUT OF SYR., AND WE HAD NO PROBLEMS!!!  3 THIS IS NO DRUG FESTIVAL WE ARE JUST A BUNCH OF ROCKERS THAT WANT TO LISTEN TO SOME AWSOME MUSIC AND ROCK OUT AND HAVE A GOOD TIME  AND PLAY A FEW GAMES, LIKE THE DUNK TANK,WHICH WAS A HIT!!! O'YEA I WANT TO THANK ALL OF THE SHARP SHOOTERS THAT CAME OUT OF THE WOODWORK WHEN I GOT IN THE TANK, MAN THEY DID NOT MISS BUT MABY ONCE.  I SPENT MORE TIME IN THE WATER THAN SITTING ON THE SEAT!!!  THANK ALL OF YOU!!!  4 WE DO NOT AND WILL NOT SERVE ALCHOL AT THE FESTIVAL!!!  I FOR STARTERS DO NOT LIKE PAYING 4-5 DOLLARS FOR A GLASS OF BEER, AND I DON'T EXPECT ANY OF THE ROCKERS TOO EITHER!!!  5 YES AT THE FIRST ONE WE WENT A LITTLE LONG WE STOPPED AT 1-45 AM DUE TO THERE IS NO NOISE ORDINACE IN THE TOWN OF GROTON, GARY TOLD ME THAT AFTER THE FIRST ONE WE NEEDED TO STOP AT 10 O'CLOCK AT THE SECOND ONE, DUE TO HE HAD SOME COMPLAINTS.  HE TOLD ME THIS APROX. 3 OR4 DAYS BEFORE THE SECOND ONE.  NOW I DON'T KNOW IF ANY OF YOU HAVE EVER SET UP A FESTIVAL, BUT THE BANDS WERE ALREADY SET AND I CANNOT NOR CAN ANY OF THE BANDS READJUST THIR TIME SLOTS!!!  IT WAS HARD ENOUGH TO SET THE TIME SLOTS TO START WITH!!! 6 THERE WAS CUSING OVER THE MIKE, WELL I REALIZE THIS AFTER THE FACT, I WAS SO BUSY GETTING ALL OF THE PROBLEMS WITH THE FIRST ONE OUT OF THE WAY LIKE EVERYBODY WANT ME TO GET EVERYBODY OFF THE SPEAKERS,DUE TO THEY WERE CLIMBING ON THEM, AND GETTING A PA SET UP FOR STS AND TALKING TO ALL OF THE FANS, GOOD LOARD IT WAS HARD ENOUGH TO GET TO THE PORTAJOHNS TO TAKE A PISS!!!  WELL I'LL WILL HAVE ALL OF YOU KNOW THAT I GOT MY BUT REEMED OUT BECAUSE MY MOTHER AND FATHER WERE THINKING THAT IT  WAS ME CUSING OVER THE MIKE!!!  BUT AT THE SECOND ONE WE FIXED THAT.  WE TOLD THE BANDS THAT THERE WAS NO CUSING OBER THE MIKE WITHOUT IT BEING IN SONG,  NO ONE WANTS TO HERE THE F**K WORD AT 30,000 WATTS!!!  O'YEA WHEN OUR REP. WENT OUT AND WAS TALKING TO THE PEOPLE AROUND THE BLOCK THEY SAID THAT THE LADIES WERE CUSING MORE THAN THEY EVER HEARD AT THE FESTIVAL!!! 7 WE ARE TOO LOUD?  WELL I'LL WILL HAVE YOU ALL KNOW THAT WE DID TONE IT DOWN COMPARED TO THE LAST ONE, I HAD TO THE WINDOWS ON MY HOUSE WERE SHAKING FROM APROX. 2000 FEET!!!  BUT IT STILL SHOOK YOUR COLAN UP FRONT, THANK YOU SCOTT!!!  7 ARE WE GOING TO HAVE THIS ONCE A WEEK NO WAY!!!  I DON'T WANT TO DISISEPOINT ANY OF YOU ROCKERS BUT THIS IS HARD TO PUT IT ON TWICE A YEAR!!!  LETS FACE IT ROCKERS THE FESTIVAL IS A LOT OF HARD WORK TO PUT ON AND THERE IS SO MUCH TO DO AND WE DON'T WANT TO BURN OUT !!!  MATTER OF FACT WE ARE THINKING OF DOING IT ONCE OR TWICE A YEAR AND FOR ONE DAY ONLY, DON'T WORRY WE WILL STILL HAVE FREE CAMPING FOR ALL OF THE ROCKERS!!!  I DON'T WANT TO HAVE ANYONE GETTING HAMMERD AND DRIVING!!!  CAMPING WILL ALWAYS BE FREE!!!  WE CAN BE RESPONSIBLE PARTYERS!!!  8 WELL FOR ANY ONE WHO THINKS THAT I AM IN COHOOTS WITH GARY THE ZONING OFFICER WELL... I AM NOT I KNOW HIM FROM GETTING A LOT OF BUILDING PERMITS FROM HIM TO BUILD A FEW BUILDINGS AND UPGRADING THE PROPERTY!!!  YOU CANNOT DO ANYTHING IN THE TOWN OF GROTON WITHOUT DEALING WITH HIM, AND THE BIGGEST PROJECT WAS MY HOUSE, WHICH MEANS WITH THAT KIND OF BUILDING YOU CANNOT HELP BUT TO TALK TO HIM OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!  IT'S NOT LIKE WE HAVE LUNCH WITH HIM OR I AM INVITING HIM OVER FOR CHRISTMA , SORRY GARY. HELL  I  I HAVENT EVEN CRACKED A BEER WITH HIM!!! !!!  ALTHOUGH I HAVE GROWN TO KNOW HIM VERY WELL!!!  I AM A LAW BIDING CITIZEN AND I ALWAYS ASK HIM IF I NEED ANY PERMITS FOR WHATEVER I AM DOING, AND HE ALWAYS STEERS ME IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION, THATS IS WHAT HE IS HERE FOR AND WHAT OUR TAX DOLLARS PAY HIM FOR AND HE TAKES HIS JOB SERIOUSLLY!!!  THANK YOU GARY!!!  WELL...  I DON'T REMEMBER CHECKING THE LADIES IN AT THE GATE, SO I DO NOT KNOW WHERE THESE LADIES ARE GETTING THERE INFORMATION FROM, BUT THIS IS OPEN TO ALL OF THE PUBLIC, WHAT THE HELL AM I PUTTING IT ON THE RADIO FOR AND PUTTING UP ALL OF THE POSTERS AND PASSING OUT THE FLYERS!!!  IF THEY WANT TO SEE WHAT GOES ON HERE ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS COME TO THE FESTIVAL AND SEE FOR THEMSELVES OR ARE THEY AFRAID OF HAVING A GOOD TIME HELL I WOULD EVEN GIVE THEM A FEW FREE TOSSES AT THE DUNK TANK WITH ME SITTING ON THE HOT SEAT!!!  WELL... IF ALL OF YOU ROCKERS WANT THIS TO KEEP GOING ON COME WITH ME AND SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR THE FESTIVAL ON SEPTEMBER 8 THATS TUESDAY AT 7 O'CLOCK YES IT'S ONE WEEK FROM NOW.  THE PLACE OF MEETING IS AT THE TOWN OF GROTON COURT HOUSE ON CONGER BOLIVARD I HOPE TO SEE ALL OF YOU ROCKERS THERE!!!  SO TELL ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS AND MEET ME THERE I WILL BE THERE AT 6-30 IAM NOT HARD TO FIND I AM PROBALLY THE ONLY BLIND MAN IN THE PARKING LOT!!!  LETS SHOW THERE IS POWER IN NUMBERS!!!  THANK YOU THIS HAS BEEN A HAMMERDROCKS MOMENT WITHBLIND BOB SWEAT PANTS... ROCK ON LATER FOR NOW!!!

THATS RIGHT THIS IS THE LAST BLOG BEFORE THE EVENT!!!    I WANT TO GIVE ALL OF YOU A LITTLE LIST OF SHIT TO BRING WITH YOU.  WELL 1.  YOU NEED TO BRING A LAWN CHAIR 2.  NEED TO BRING A COOLER WITH YOUR FAVORIT BEVERAGE 3  SOMETHING TO SLEEP EITHER ON OR IN 4.  BRING A GOOD ATTITUDE 5.  GET READY TO ROCK!!!  WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A AWSOME TIME!!!  YESTERDAY IT WAS AWSOME TO SEE ALL OF OUR FRIENDS THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND HELPED SET UP!!!  THATS WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT, EVERYBODY COMING TOGETHER TO MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN!!!  THANK ALL OF YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY BEER GLASS!!!  WELL I NEED A LITTLE FAVOR TO ASK ALL OF YOU ROCKERS TO HELP ME OUT WITH SOMETHING, WOULD ALL OF YOU TELL ALL OF THE STORES YOU GO TO DURING THE FESTIVAL THAT YOU ARE HERE FOR THE FESTIVAL!!!  THE REASON I WOULD LIKE YOU TO IS THE ZONING OFFICIAL WAS HERE THIS WEEK, AND TELLING ME THAT WE ARE GOING ON TOO LATE AND WE ARE PISSING OFF SOME OF THE PEOPLE ON THE BLOCK!!  THATS WHY I TOLD THEM THAT WE CUT BACK THE TIME TO 10-30 AND WE WON'T BE CUSING OVER THE MIKE!!!  THATS THE GOVERNMENT FOR YOU!!!  THE SUPERINTENDANT OF GROTON IS GETTING COMPLAINTS!!!  AND THEY ARE THE PEOPLE THAT WE HAVE TO WORK WITH, AND OBEY THIR LAWS, AND I WANT THIS FESTIVAL TO GO ON FOR MANY MORE YEARS, WITHOUT GETTING SHUT DOWN!!!  ALSO I WANT TO SHOW GROTON HOW MUCH MONEY IS BEING BROUGHT INTO THE COMMUNITY!!!  THERE WILL BE A LITTLE SURVEY FOR SOME OF YOU TO FILL OUT, THIS IS AN ENVIROMENTIAL IMPACT STUDY THAT WE CAN USE TO LOAD OUR GUNS WITH JUST IN CASE I HAVE TO GO AROUND WITH THE TOWN, PLEASE FILL IT OUT WHEN ASKED WE MAY NEED THEM!!!   I ALSO WANT TO TELL ALL OF YOU THAT WE HAVE TENTS JUST IN CASE MOTHER NATURE GIVES US A LITTLE SHOWER, BUT DRESS FOR THE WEATHER THIS IS A RAIN OR SHINE EVENT!!!  I ALSO WANT TO TELL ALL OF YOU THAT WE AR ALWAYS GOING TO EXPAND THE COMPOUND, WHAT THAT MEANS IS THAT I AM GOING TO PUT ALL OF THE MONEY THAT IS GENERATED AT THIS EVENT BACK INTO IT!!!  SO PLEASE BE GENEROUS!!!  THAT WAY YOUR STAY IS EVEN MORE ENJOYABLE FOR ALL OF YOU ROCKERS!!!  PLEASE TREET THE COMPOUND LIKE IT'S YOURS, BECAUSE IT IS!!!  WITH OUT ALL OF YOU THE COMPOUND WOULD BE NOTHING!!!  AND I ALSO AM WILLING TO TAKE ANY SUGGESTIONS FROM ANYBODY THAT IS WILLING TO GIVE ME.  I WANT YOUR STAY TO BE THE BEST, AND WANT ALL OF THE ROCKERS TO COME BACK!!!  TO THE PEOPLE THAT WAS AT THE FIRST ONE YOU WILL SEE THAT WE ARE HARD AT WORK TRYING TO MAKE IT BETTER FOR ALL OF YOU, THERE IS EVEN MORE SHIT TO DO AND TO PLAY!!!  THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN FOR ALL, SO PLEASE BE KIND TO EVERYBODY, NO FIGHTS PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO KICK ANYONE OUT BUT I WILL AND THE SECURITY, AND ALL OF OUR FRIENDS WILL HELP THROW THE FIGHTERS RIGHT TO THE STREET INSTANTLY!!!  NOW ENOUGH OF THAT, WE WILL HAVE A GOOD TIME!!!  TO ALL OF THE PEOPLE THAT WERE HERE FOR THE FIRST ONE YOU WILL NOTICE CHANGES IN THE COMPOUND, AND THATS EXCITING FOR ME TO SEE ALL OF YOU ROCKERS HAPPY!!!  O'YEA PLEASE BEFORE YOU THROW TRASH ON THE GROUND I WANT YOU TO THINK, WOULD I THROW THIS ON THE GROUND AT HOME!!  THIS IS YOUR HOME, AT LEAST I WOULD LIKE YOU TO CONSIDER THIS YOUR HOME, SO PLEASE THROW YOUR TRASH IN THE THE CAN!!!   I CAN'T WAIT 1 MORE DAY WE ARE ALL EXCITED AND READY TO ROCK AND TO BRING YOU THE BEST SHOW THAT WE CAN HAVE FUN EVERYONE!!!  I AN GOING TO PUT ANOTHER BLOG ON AFTER THE EVENT AND I WILL TELL ALL OF YOU THE HOLE STORIY ON HOW THIS WHOLE THING GOT STARTED AND GIVE YOU ALL EVEN MORE UP DATES!!!  WELL I HAVE TO GO BACK TO WORK!!!  CANNOT WAIT TO SEE ALL OF YOU AGAIN!!!  LATER FOR NOW!!!  THIS HAS BEEN A HAMMERDROCKS MOMENT WITH BLIND BOB SWEAT PANTS AND AM I ITCHING TO ROCK!!!

GET READY TO ROCK @ MALARKYS WITH HAMMERD IN McGRAW NY!!!  ON SATURDAY HAMMERD WILL BE AT MALARKYS IN McGRAW NY!!!  JUST A LITTLE ROCK-N- ROLL BEFORE THE FESTIVAL IN 15 DAYS!!!  COME OUT AND ROCK OUT WITH US!!  WE START AT 9 OCLOCK, SO HAVE YOUR BEER IN HAND AND PREPARE TO GET HAMMERD!  WITH TOBY THE HAIR BAG CRANKING ON THE GUITAR, AND ROB THE WACKO HUNTER ON THE BASS, AND BLIND BOB SWEAT PANTS ON THE DRUMS!!!  WE ARE READY TO ROCK-N-ROLL!!!   THE HAMMERD COMPOUND IS LOOKING REALLY GOOD WE JUST GOT THE ELECTRIC MAIN PANAL IN YESTERDAY!!!  THIS TIME WE WILL HAVE EVEN MORE LIGHTS !!!  THE HORSESHOE BOXES ARE FINALLY IN JUST NEED A LITTLE TENDER LOVING CARE AND THE PITS WILL BE READY!!!  I WILL UPDATE THIS LATER TONIGHT AND GIVE YOU EVEN MORE ON OUR PROGRESS!!! LATER FOR NOW!!  THIS HAS BEEN A HAMMERDROCKS MOMENT WITH BLIND BOB SWEAT PANTS AT THE HAMMERD COMPOUND!!!....

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