I peered through the curtains Sunday morning to see people skiing past my window. Toto, we're not in Atlanta anymore.
Two weeks ago this would all have sounded like a dream, yet here I am in Canada, on location for my first top-billed role in a feature. Fellow actors, don't let anyone tell you it can't happen.
It started, for me, with a craigslisting for "Villainous Hicks." Fortunately Atlanta's not as provincial – or is it progressive? – as Philadelphia and other cities where the listing was pulled because of objections to the H-word.
So I submitted the usual stuff and got an unusual response: they wanted me! Shooting was to start in two weeks, on January 29. John Geddes, one of the two (with Jesse Cook) writer-producer-director-actors, called to discuss it. Hearing his two-line description of the film, "Scarce," I responded undiplomatically, "It sounds like 'Wolf Creek.'" He agreed there were similarities but didn't withdraw the offer.
There followed a few furious days of script-reading and decision-making. One speech, in which my character, Ivan, relates how he became a cannibal, sold me on the project. So did Geddes' professionalism. For a young indie filmmaker he seemed to have his bases covered; and he used the same lawyer as Atom Egoyan.
Later Geddes and Cook would spend most of their last five days before filming working up a shot list so they wouldn't have to waste their creative energy on set doing the basics. I also learned they had spent a year raising their budget, in the six figures, before going into production.
Their offer, reviewed by my agent at Houghton although she wouldn't officially get involved with a non-union project, was generous and well thought-out. They would pay me in U.S. dollars, worth about 15 percent more than Canadian, but I would have to pay taxes in both countries (23 percent in Canada, according to information I found online).
There were a few other things to work out. I had agreed just before Geddes' offer arrived to work in Atlanta on Craig Vogel and John Grubb's "Our Perfect Lives: The Death of Rocco," on January 28, and Geddes was hoping I could come up a few days early. I got the other shoot moved up to the morning of the 27th and flew out that afternoon, keeping everybody happy.
Incidentally, the phrase "on fire tonight" was in both scripts by both pairs of young writer-directors who offered me roles the same day. Too much coincidence!
Then there was a backache I aggravated by walking in the MLK March just before the offers came pouring in. I put off final acceptance of the Canadian offer until I saw my chiropractor that Friday. Although I was in pretty bad shape at the time he encouraged me to take the job, perhaps because I told him I'd be able to afford to pay him if I did.
Over the next week my back improved ever so slightly each day, but three adjustments later I could barely stand erect or walk without a limp.
Still I got through the Saturday morning shoot, which was a blast, and made it to the airport. There I learned of a strange Delta policy: If a ticket is purchased within five days of a flight, you have to present the credit card it was purchased with upon check-in. Since the card in question was in Canada they issued a refund and I had to purchase a new ticket on the spot.
That's not the worst. My bag didn't make it to Toronto when I did, and when they located it the next day Delta couldn't deliver it to our location, 100 miles North near Collingwood, because the weather was too bad. It reportedly made it to Geddes' house Monday morning.
The good news is that Geddes and Cook met me at the airport Saturday night and drove me to Collingwood, giving us about two hours to get acquainted. As we had discussed, they would need my help in getting the "Canadianisms" out of their speech, eh? For obvious commercial reasons the story is set in the U.S. They're returning to their New Jersey home from a Colorado snowboarding vacation when they get stranded near my rural Pennsylvania cabin.
The better news is that my back improved about 500 percent between Saturday night and Sunday morning, even without the pain medication in the bag Delta had misplaced. I've still got some occasional pain but I'm pretty functional and can at least fake whatever the role calls for.
It's Monday afternoon and I'm waiting to shoot my first scene, where I throw one of my victims down a flight of stairs. I haven't yet gotten to know everyone in the crew of 30 – some from Collingwood, some from Toronto – but like indie filmmakers everywhere they seem like good people.
Well, I'd better get ready for my scene. I have to figure out how to make "You're gonna know what real pain is" sound nasty. Acting is such hard work.