You little girls are so fucking weak at the knees. Afraid to walk alone in the woods? It baffles me that you can manipulate (I wouldn't even call it that because that's beyond your capabilities)... these guys that can be alright to hangout with when they aren't under the influence of you bitchy little leprachauns. How can such idiotic and shallow girls do this to people? Perhaps I shouldn't lay all of the blame on these girls. The boys are afraid of anyone that confronts them or doesn't agree with their rinka-dink opinion. Is it intimidation? Or perhaps constipation? I need to solve this mystery so I can sleep at night; or I need to go out having the upper hand. Cut open the Achille's tendon and let you fuckers know that I don't play by your basic, junior high rules. Get a little closer and laugh about your stupid jokes and day to day drama... perhaps you'll all mate and create a giant incest pool of dumb motherfuckers (literally). I believe I've come to a conclusion. You're all sex slaves and useless bitches that any manwhore can throw around. At last, now I can sleep better knowing that you cunts are nothing more than pussies; and all you get is fucked by those dicks and shit on by those assholes.
Yes, that last sentence was paraphrased from Team America.
Fuck yeah.