5 Rockers, 5 Lawyers- all suing each other. Here are the stats:

1. Singer suing Lead Guitarist for ’failing to injure’.

2. Lead Guitarist suing Singer for ’damage’.

3. Guitarist suing Bassist for ’looking at me’.

4. Bassist suing Guitarist for ’Nuh-uh!’

5. Drummer suing Bassist for ’Yea-hunh!’

6. Bassist suing Drummer for ’ not minding own business’.

7. Lead Guitarist suing Bassist for ’don’t make me stop this band.’

8. Singer suing Guitarist for ’Chrissake, shuttup!’

9. Guitarist, Lead Guitarist, Bassist and Drummer suing Singer for ’Waaaaaaah!’

10. Club ownwers suing Rocrament for ’existing’.

Final tour dates of ’Goodbye Cruel Fans’ Break-up Tour to be announced.

Please continue to rock.

The new drummer came to the band in the night. It crawled like a lizard into our sleeping arms and licked the hairs off them until blood came.

Our eyes opened to see it lying on our bellies, fat from its gorging.

The Rocrament tribute band is no more.

thursday is the show!

all the rockers are happy!

be happy too!

happy happy happy!

metal metal metal!

thursday thursday thursday!

your pal,

rocrament

The Rocrament tribute must surely have more friends now than anyone on the website!

I fear that others may not get their share of friends.

Please be sure to save plenty of friendliness for all the other people!

Have a swell day.

Sincerely, Your Pals at the Rocrament tribute site

Everyone loves to rock, so why not Rocrament? It's just that much more Rock.

How much more? As much as you can handle!

Peace out, Brah.

Hi everyone. This is Greg. I really hope that Rocrament's legion of devoted followers will understand our attempt to show our appreciation for what they hath wrought by forming this Rocrament tribute group.

Christian, Steve, Matt and I feel sincerely that there can be no greater honor than to appear onstage before like-minded devotee's to share just a tiny piece of what all feel, and have felt for Rocrament.

While we only wish that Rocrament could be here with us to honor their own memory, I feel certain that they actually are here with us to honor their own memory.

Thank you. ROPOANL