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Wyllow Ravenscroft



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Status: Single
City: TEMPE
State: Arizona
Country: US
Signup Date: 1/19/2007

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Thursday, July 03, 2008 

Current mood:  amused
Category: Writing and Poetry
*Sarcasm alert*
You know, I try hard to be cool, and it's not always easy. I was thinking recently that my big roadblock to being cool is that I am, in fact, a Geek!

So I wrote some song lyrics about my dilemma. (Sometimes I write things to amuse myself...hope you find them amusing as well.)

I'm still working out the music. It will start with a finger snapping rhythm a la Peggy Lee's "Fever" (unfortunately I never could snap my fingers *SIGH* see I told you I'm not cool) and be a standard R&B thing sort of like that silly song "I'm a Woman (W-o-m-a-n)". This kind of music is waaaay outside my milieu...I don't even know those chord progressions...maybe someone else wants to finish up the music for me.

Okay, here are the lyrics for your enjoyment. Comments welcome.

Geek in Disguise

Well I hang at Eastside Records, I work hard at bein' cool,
I got my Converse sneakers that are so "old school",
I got my Gucci sunglasses to shade my eyes,
I got a little secret: I'm a geek in disguise.

Well I was sittin' in Starbucks just the other day,
I had my laptop on and a double latte,
You'd think I'd be surfin' Edward Jones or Vanity Fair
But I'm playin' World of Warcraft on my MacBook Air.

Yeah, I shop at Gap and Navy and I'd look really hip,
If I could only find a pair of jeans that fit,
I got my iMac, my iPod, my iPhone and more,
As I download Blackmore's Night from the iTunes store.

Well, Coachella is this weekend, it's come 'round at last,
With Death Cab and the White Stripes but I gotta take a pass,
My re-enactment pals are comin' out to play,
We're goin' to Pennsic War with the SCA.

Yeah, I'm strappin' on my phaser and I'm goin' to a Con,
Sisko versus Janeway and the fight is on,
Sex in the City, Law and Order are cool,
But I'm catchin' the fourteenth season of Dr. Who.

Visual Basic and C++ have my heart in thrall,
Leopard and Tiger and Panther are my favorite cats of all,
If you're wonderin' why I look like I crawled out of a crypt,
It's 'cause I've been up all night writin' code in JavaScript.

Well, if you think about it, you'd say I'm pretty odd,
But look at Bill Gates, and look at Steve Jobs,
They're the coolest dudes in the computer biz,
And if they aren't geeks, well I don't know who is.

They invented everything to make our lives a breeze,
We e-mail, we download, and we digitize with ease,
So maybe bein' a geek isn't all that bad,
And maybe my cool disguise is really pretty sad,
Society would collapse without CSS and Perl,
You might as well admit it: Geeks rule the world!

Tuesday, November 13, 2007 

Current mood:  quixotic
Category: Religion and Philosophy

In the Arthurian legends, the Grail knight Percival visits the Grail Castle, where he encounters a wounded King. He is shown a mystical vision of the Grail, but in the morning the marvelous castle has disappeared, and the Grail King is not healed, because Percival does not ask the correct question:

Whom does the Grail serve?

To be a Grail knight, one must learn to ask the correct questions. Only then will the wounds of the world be healed.

Here is a Grail question: Whom do You serve?

Yourself? That's an answer. But how then will the wounds of the world be healed?

Friday, November 09, 2007 

Current mood:  calm
Category: Religion and Philosophy

At my Yoga class yesterday, the instructor finished with a quote from the Dalai Lama. To paraphrase, he said, "My worst enemies and oppressors are my greatest treasure on this earth". Of course, he was talking about the Chinese government, which has occupied his country and exiled him for decades.

What is your greatest treasure? What do you learn from it?

Monday, November 05, 2007 

Current mood:  sleepy
Category: Music

In the last year I've been performing a lot and have some thoughts of professionalism in performance; some do's and don'ts (mostly don'ts!) of getting onstage and playing music. They may seem obvious, but I've seen a whole lot of performers make these mistakes. I've been guilty of some of these myself in the past! I hope I'm improving. Here they are in no particular order:

1. Do Not bore your audience. Keep things moving. Limit yourself to two sentences to introduce a song, unless you have some absolutely fascinating story to tell about it. (And what's fascinating to you may not be so fascinating to your audience!)

2. Do Not insult your audience. Unless you're Eddie Murphy.

3. The "Hi Mom!" syndrome: Do Not single out your mom, boyfriend, girlfriend, Uncle Bob, or anyone else in the audience. You are alienating the rest of the audience by doing so. There are ways of acknowledging individuals in the audience so the rest of the audience does not see.

4. Be humble. Always thank your audience. Arrogance has no place on the stage. Unless you're Mick Jagger.

5. Although the stage may be the greatest bully pulpit in the world, keep your politics off of it. See 1. Unless you are playing a political rally or really know your audience, you will end up either a) boring them or b) alienating them, especially if they are not of the same mind you are. The same goes for your religion.

6. Are you an artist or an entertainer? For most of us, there's a continuum in which we fall somewhere between the two. Some gigs you may have to be more of an entertainer and sing, yet again, all those standards everyone loves to hear; at other gigs, you can show off more of your art by doing your latest originals. Many gigs can be a happy medium between the two. For me, striving towards being an artist is the most rewarding. Of course, there is some truth to that phrase, "Starving artist..."

Okay, that's it for now. Back to the day job!

Wyllow