If you don't know who Brendon Small is, then you really need to take a long hard look in the mirror and ask yourself "Why am I here and what does it all mean?".

After your moment of reflection, I suggest taking a trip to a local retail establishment well stocked in DVDs and music, and purchasing a copy of Metalocalypse Season 1 as well as the Dethklok Dethalbum. These two items may help you find the answers you seek.

I'll say no more. I can't give you all the answers, partially because it wouldn't be fair to you, and (more importantly) because I don't have all the answers, myself.

These are things only Dio knows.