I have the same Chloe Paddington purse as la lohan's wax figure @ madame tussuad's wax museum!

"s0mEtiMES it's very hard to keep momentum if it's you that you are following."

Congratulations to one of my best friends ... DARCY CLINE on doing what you wanted, following through with it, and being SUCCESSFUL at your career before you turned 21!!!!!!  SO SO SO SO SO proud of you dude, for reals.  "I can hear the smile in your voice" :)

It is not a compliment to be told ...

"It's like you always have this aura of booze around you."

It is something you would probably hear at an AA meeting that you brought your family members to for support but then it ends badly with yelling and crying and not talking and then eventually falling off the wagon because of that one disastrous meeting and then eventually you drink yourself  into a lonely coma after you have lost all contact with your family members.

so yeah... speeding tickets are not awesome. don't believe the hype

So I thought it was weird that J alba was on the cover of playboy... then i read this shizz when i was bored @ worky...

""""Jessica Alba is threatening to sue Playboy for putting her image on their cover, claiming that Hugh Hefner & Co. are trying to make it seem that she appears in a "nude or semi-nude pictorial." The Smoking Gun has a copy of the legal threat letter which requests that Playboy cease distributing the magazine and provide Alba with a "monetary settlement" for its unauthorized use of her image for commercial purposes."""

The ploy might have worked better if Playboy had picked a somewhat new image as opposed to the Into the Blue promo that everybody's already seen.

It'd be like Newsweek putting the Ghostbusters poster on their cover and pretending they've got exclusive pictures of Bill Murray with real live ghosts

tsk tsk vinnie jones... how i used to heart thee... i think at least... maybe it was just the skyy?!?!

First I thought the X-Men: The Last Stand makeup and costumes looked a little questionable. Now, I just kind of feel bad. It looks like someone's mom made this, then wanted a quick picture in the living room before he goes out trick-or-treating. I hope you get some king sizes, bud.

I like the shoes and the lower abs, that's  about all, ................I mean at least he has a good trailer while they're filming?!?

Sketch 365

This is pretty cool, I've seen a couple of his shits in Maxim.  dunno, I dig.

monday. fucking birthdays.  this.. almost as bad as last year.  yay.  my parents are so nice though. really. 

how can bell peppers on your pizza and realizing your cd is the edited version fuck your tuesday up...

I don't want to be here anymore.

FUCK. this sucks.

If there were a contest for the best pictures ever taken with disposable cameras... I would most certainly enter this one.

I heart my job (psych)... but really who does?

This month's issue of Cosmopolitan says that ample bottoms are all the rage. So much so that women are stuffing their pants with gel inserts to make their butts look bigger. They also mention Jessica Simpson gel-padded her cheeks to fill out her Daisy Dukes for Dukes of Hazzard. It's great to have insecure girls like Jessica Simpson leading the way for future generations of dyed, stuffed and injected humanoids. Foreplay is super hot when it involves the girl removing her boobs, wig and ass before you get busy. If you're really lucky, she'll bury her face in your pillow long enough to wipe off her false eyelashes, drawn on eyebrows, spray on tan and deflate her collagen lips. What's left will be something resembling that guy in Edvard Munch's The Scream. But, hey, you got a piece and that's really all that matters, right?

This is a bitchy blog.  Nothing to it actually. J. Simp = mighty good looking in my book minus her new clown face lips...

so much shit has happened the last couple weeks (and my shit i actually mean festivus-es).  details to follow. Happy Birthday to Allison Jeanette Bauer who turned the big 2-0 yesterday. 

That's all.  over and out.