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Danny Bonaduce


Last Updated: 11/29/2009

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Status: Engaged
Age: 50
Sign: Leo

City: Philadelphia/Los Angeles
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 1/24/2007

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Sunday, August 30, 2009 


You can find Danny at www.twitter.com/BonaduceShow.

I caved and signed up last night after I'd spent an entire evening sitting between Danny and my sister Kristel who were twittering away while I felt completely left out. If you're so inclined, you can find me at www.twitter.com/AmRail.

May the tweet be with you.

-Amy

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Wednesday, August 05, 2009 
I'm BonaduceShow on Twitter.

Come follow me.

-Danny
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Monday, March 23, 2009 



Hi kids,

I'm playing Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia this Wednesday, March 25. I had the ticket prices reduced from $25 to $15, you can get them here.

Come out and see me. I always come out after shows so that I can meet as many of you as I can. It'll be a lot of fun.

Your friend,
Danny

P.S. As always, thank you to all of you who listen to my morning radio show on WYSP.


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Monday, January 26, 2009 

Dear ladies and gentlemen,

The fight between José Canseco and myself seemed to be one of those things I could not do. I am 5 foot six, he is 6 foot six. I am 165 pounds, he's 265 pounds. I predicted a first round knockout. Unfortunately, it was I who would be unconscious. Steroids, or no steroids, he's one of the finest athletes the world has ever known. Unfortunately, I am a coward. A brave man would have known his limitations and refuse to fight. Unfortunately, I do not have the intestinal fortitude to back down from a challenge. Even if the challenge comes from a force of nature, unknown to the likes of mortal men. I should have said no. I have obligations to my ex-wife, my children, my radio station, my listeners, my friends, and, of course, to my Amy. Amy might have had to nurse me back to health (if that would have been possible) for the rest of her remaining 72 years. The most frightening moment was when I realized that Amy would do it. She would stand by my side, even if I could no longer stand. The man is a giant and I had no business being in the ring with him. To my great surprise, he never knocked me off my feet. I am far too proud of myself today and I don't see an end in sight. I may look injured, but the truly injured party will have to be Amy, as there will be no living with me after this. Even José Canseco himself said in several different articles that he hit me hard enough and numerous enough to kill me. None of that happened. I held my ground and took a three round fight with a man who outweighs me by 100 lbs is a full foot taller with an 18" reach advantage. I went the distance and never even got injured.

Every single major newspaper that had to refer to the fight as a draw went on to make the disclaimer that there is no such thing as a draw from a gigantic professional athlete against the guy from television.

These fights are almost always easy for me. Last night was not to be the case. Because of his height, I squatted down to approximately 5'2" tall, which was a good idea until he hit me straight down on the skull making me believe he had seriously dislodged the vertebrae in my neck. Consequently, my reaction was to stand up straight, just to make sure I could. When I did, he broke my nose and blackened my eye, all with the same punch. His fists were the size of Buicks. But he did not have the heart, and I did. Her name is Amy.

I am forced to be honest here. I always agree with what the judges say. I think pugilists, who say "I was robbed" are often right. But, the decision has been made and one must learn to live with that. I threw good punches and even rocked him once or twice, but with short punches he was able to knock me all the way across the ring. He was not able, not even once, to knock me off my feet. The only reason this fight became a draw, (as you will see in some of my pictures) if this were sanctioned fight, it would be illegal. The only reason José did not win is because of his great height, weight, and strength. He never knocked me down and I am the reigning champion. You do not take the belt away from the champion if he is still standing, and I was. Amy was my only trainer for this fight. She woke up at four
o'clock in the morning for my first training session. Then, around noon she was there for my second. Finally, at 7 PM, it to my third round. By third round, I actually means six more rounds.

When the fight is called a draw, it is very difficult to dedicate the fight someone. But when your opponent is a giant athlete and you are a small man with a modicum of talent, I cannot in all good conscience dedicate my victory to Amy. I can, on the other hand, dedicate the fact that I am not in the hospital with serious head wounds and brain damage to Amy. Sometimes your best is not good enough, and sometimes your best is Amy.

Interesting footnote: This letter was intended for me to brag. If you know me at all, you know that writing about my own abilities is something I'm quite adept at.

The fact is, I weathered the giant for the love of a woman who didn't even
want me to fight and would not have loved me less if I had lost. But apparently, there are things even I can't do.

I sent this letter to family, friends, listeners, and even my children. Somehow, it
turned into a love letter, with black eyes and a broken nose. I like it better that way. My family, including my ex-wife and my children, also my friends, listeners, and my business associates also love and are grateful for Amy. So they will tolerate this.

The fact is, the great José Canseco, and in fear of repeating myself, outweighs me by 100 lbs, is 12" taller and has an 18" reach advantage. What he didn't have was the heart of a warrior. (There, there is the bragging) the funny part is, Amy keeps my heart, which I truly believe is the heart of a warrior, in her purse, and only gives it back to me on occasions she believes it will be necessary. I have the heart of a 26-year-old girl who
would wake up at four in the morning to count punches on a digital
counter to make sure I threw more punches and harder punches than the
previous day.

Trust me, you do not wish to live in a small apartment with a short man whose business cards read under the heading of occupation “Napoleon.”

Apparently, there are two hearts of a warrior in this house, and Amy gets to keep them both and only lends the mind on occasion.

I am feeling very full of myself right now, so please forgive me if I wander. A picture paints 1,000 words. Look at my pictures and I have given you several thousand words.

Love,
Danny


P.S. If I am your father, I am fine. If you are my agent, I'm just as ugly as the last time you saw me, and if you are my friend, you should be drinking right now. And if you are Kathy, Amy's mom, you should be drinking right now, but not to me, but your daughter and the way you raised her. She is the most dedicated person I've ever known. I truly believe that giant could have killed me. Instead I got a black eye and a broken nose. Over the years I have become quite comfortable with both.

Okay enough trouble.

Check out the pictures or I will kill you.


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Thursday, December 04, 2008 
For the first couple of shows, I'm going to let him headline. It's only fair. Last time I saw him, I gave him permanent head injury.

Come out and play.


Danny Bonaduce will be performing LIVE with "The Killer's of Comedy" (w/ Bob Levy)

Dec 12th @ "Elite at The Coliseum" in Voorhees, NJ
Dec 13th @ "Rams Head Live" in Baltimore, MD

For tickets and more information visit
www. CleanBoxEntertainment. com
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Tuesday, September 23, 2008 
Hi boys and girls,

Check out the trailer for my new tv show.



The series debuts Saturday, October 18 at 8:00 p.m., ET/PT on CMT.

It's going to be crazy!

Here's the official press release:

CMT GETS READY TO RUMBLE WITH "HULK HOGAN'S CELEBRITY CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING"

PREMIERING SATURDAY, OCTOBER 18

Legend Hulk Hogan to Lead Celebrity Cast Including Danny Bonaduce, Todd Bridges, ButterBean, Trishelle Cannatella, Dustin Diamond, Erin Murphy, Dennis Rodman, Frank Stallone, Tiffany and Nikki Ziering.

Wrestling Experts Eric Bischoff and Jimmy Hart Join Hulk Hogan as Judges

LOS ANGELES — September 23, 2008 — The legendary Hulk Hogan returns to the ring as the host and judge of CMT's new series HULK HOGAN'S CELEBRITY CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING, premiering Saturday, October 18 at 8:00 p.m., ET/PT on CMT. The cast of 10 celebrity wrestling hopefuls will find themselves put to the test as they master the ring and their competitors during their attempts to turn themselves into professional-quality wrestlers.

Hogan, along with former World Championship Wrestling President Eric Bischoff and professional wrestling manager Jimmy Hart will team up to judge the contestants - including former NBA champion Dennis Rodman, "Bewitched" actress Erin Murphy, Playboy playmate Nikki Ziering, "Different Strokes" actor Todd Bridges, Super Heavyweight boxer ButterBean, reality TV star Trishelle Cannatella, "Saved by the Bell"s Dustin Diamond, actor, boxer and recording artist Frank Stallone, pop sensation Tiffany, and reality TV star and radio host Danny Bonaduce -- as they compete for the title of "Celebrity All Star Heavyweight Champion." The contestants must all exhibit their top physical and showmanship skills in the ring if they don't want to be deemed a "Jabroni" (a fake, phony, or fool) by Hulk Hogan and kicked out of the competition.

The contestants will be split into two teams and coached by former professional wrestlers Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake and Brian "Nasty Boy" Knobs. "Team Beefcake" and "Team Nasty" are required to learn three new moves each week and perform in front of a live audience where they are judged on technical ability and showmanship, both as individuals and as team players. Each match will see the two teams fight to prevent their possibility of elimination from the competition. When the match is over, someone will be eliminated and sent home.

As the contestants learn in episode one, performing like a professional wrestler requires intense conditioning. Hulk Hogan sizes each contestant up and gives them their first assignment- to master classic wrestling moves known as "The Clothesline," "The Forearm Smash," and the "Kick to the Midsection." The two teams spend the first couple days practicing with trainers and each other perfecting the intricate choreography, athleticism, and showmanship necessary for the match in front of a live audience. By the time they reach the ring for the first battle, between the screaming crowd and the judges, both teams are as fired up as true wrestling veterans.

"Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling" is created and executive produced by Eric Bischoff and Jason Hervey of Bischoff-Hervey Entertainment as well as Hulk Hogan. Melanie Moreau and Bob Kusbit are executive producers for CMT.

Visit CMT's press-only Web site for more information and downloadable photos on all of CMT's programming.

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008 

Morning kids.  I'm really amazed by the reaction to these two new pictures Amy bought off-line.  I should take a picture with all the stuff she has purchased.  I'm pretty sure that the lunchbox and the boardgame actually cost more money than I made on the Partridge family.  In case you're wondering what I'm doing the at six o'clock in the morning, I just got back from doing 3 miles roadwork, 500 situps and now I'm to watch and of course go along with one of my many cardio videos.  Billy blanks they be the big winner this morning.  Some of you may not know what I'm talking about, but for those of you who do, this is only my first workout of the day.  I am going to dismantle that fool from the Howard Stern channel.  I could have beaten him from the very first day I met him with one quick right hook, but the reason I'm trying so hard is so I don't have to knock him out, but I can force him to go the distance and cut him to pieces for three full rounds.  Maybe at the 32nd warning of the last round I'll knock him out but there should be so much blood by that point it will be hard to pinpoint the sweet spots.  Most of them will be stuck to my gloves anyway.  Thank you very much for your interest in the pictures, the radio show, the new TV show most of you don't know about yet and the fight which is September 13 just outside Philadelphia.  The guy outweighs me by about 45 pounds.  This should be fun to watch.  You can see it at gofightlive.com, for like five bucks.  By the way all my money goes to charity.

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Tuesday, August 12, 2008 
Hey kids.

Please read this entire blog before responding. It is very important that you do so.
Please do not reply to this bulletin. Contact info is listed in the message below.

It's me, Danny. I have some good news, and I have some bad news. The good news is, I have new television show. The bad news is, it's based on your problems. But there is more good news. I plan to fix your problems to the best of my ability and, believe me, when Danny Bonaduce and a full-blown camera crew address your problem, things change fast.

Here it is: If you have a problem as small as your roommate eats all your food, to as big as I'm sure my son is strung out on drugs, my stepfather beats me, I'm being bullied at school, my roommate is a slut and brings home scary strange man every night, my boss is harassing me, I think my landlord is spying on me, my ex-boyfriend and/or girlfriend is stalking me. Whatever you've got. These are just some problems that people have actually called my radio show and asked me to help them out. If you listen, you know I have always done my best. Well, now it's going to be a television show. So if you are willing to share your problems with the world, maybe I can help you. As a result, we can both help a lot of other people. Please don't think you are limited to the problems I've listed. Anything from the smallest disagreement to feeling in physical danger to drugs and alcohol and anything in between are things I believe I can help you with.

Finally, this is a show presentation tape, so participants will have to be in the Los Angeles County area for the first episode. If you think being part of a show like this is the right thing for you please send an email to rescueshow@gmail.com. With the hundreds of e-mails I get every day, I would never have the time to read all of the ones for this television show, so once again please do not send them to me, send them to rescueshow@gmail.com and they will give me the ones they feel we can do the most good with.

Thank you for your time and thank you for your help and in advance let me thank you for the help were going to give others. Believe me, with all the mail I get I know one thing: You are not alone.

Respectfully,

Your friend Danny

P.S. Feel free to repost.
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Wednesday, July 30, 2008 
Hey kids,

My vacation comes up the first week of September. We are going to Cabo. There is a 5 star clothing optional resort that I want to go to. Amy says it will be fat, old, naked people. But, it's still 5 star. I hate to say this, but Adam does it, so what the hell? I save up money just to blow on vacation, so if your recommendation is expensive, that's cool. We'll only be gone 5 days. I need to book this before somebody offers me a job, because I always take the money. Please post all of your Cabo recommendations. And remember, I am willing to go as high as $600/700 a night if it's that special. If you happen to have gone to the clothing optional one, please send Amy pictures of your weiner, so you can help me talk her into it.

No joke. Don't know where to stay. Have saved a lot of money. Really want to have a great time. Help me out.

Thanks guys.
Love,
Danny
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Tuesday, July 29, 2008 

As many of you guys know, I'm about to fight a man 55 lbs heavier than I from the Howard Stern network.  I usually don't dislike my opponents and often go drinking with what's left of them after the fight.  I don't like this guy.  If he goes for a drink, he will need a straw and if he would like something to eat, this stupid bastard will still need a straw when I'm done with him.  I really want to thank Howard Stern.  Man, that guy is powerful. Apparently, he was talking about this fight today and how badly I am going to kill my opponent. I have started to get phone calls from people who do Pay-Per-View.  I usually do these fights for charity.  If I am going to get paid money, I think they should let this poor loser use a baseball bat for the first 60 seconds of the fight just to give him a chance.

The fight is on September 13. If you would like more information click here. As my cornerman, I might bring my good friend Hulk Hogan.  I'm going to knock out my "opponent" no matter what, but it would be a lot of fun to show up with Hulk Hogan and scare the absolute sh*t out of the guy about 30 seconds before I'd beat the absolute sh*t out of this guy.  Stay tuned. I am really excited about this.  If it looks like the Pay-Per-View costs more than it is worth, I swear to God on the life of my children, I will do this for free just so everyone can afford it.  Although I must admit getting paid money to punch a guy you don't like right in his ugly face is almost as good as being in porn.  Stay tuned. This is going to be great.

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