I just don’t get it, too many things have been going the wrong direction for me… it seems like when one situation gets better another one worsens… First I’m attacked with a stomach virus that lasts a week.  Then I get a foot injury that has me out for 2 weeks… and TODAY I get into a car accident!  WTF is going on!?  Seriously!  I don’t know what to think anymore…  My car is going to need some repair before I can get that son of a bitch out on the road again so it sucks that I have to borrow someone else’s until that shit gets taken care of and speaking of which I am desperately hoping that it’s something minor! 

Anyways… I think what I need to do is think about the positives in my life…  that will help me move on and push through yet another one of life’s challenges.  ....

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First and most importantly I am still alive, still here amongst all my great friends and family.  I was able to walk away from the wreck without a scratch or mark on my body.  I have all my Christmas shopping done (Well at least the major shit anyways).  I am able to enjoy laughs and good times with the people that I love the most.  Hell as far as I’m concerned that auto accident could have killed me.

So instead of thinking about the negative crap and let it bring me down more and more.  I think I’ll keep smiling and thank the Big man upstairs for saving my dumb ass!  LOL....

Now I know all of you have probably seen this before but someone recently posted this in a bulletin and I just had to keep going back to the Cookie monster clip again and again because I just could not stop laughing!

You know how much alexxx love his cookie monster!  So with this clip I laughed so hard I cried!  Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJc5EgDbKK4

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I know it's been a while… and by now I usually am in full acceptance… but for some reason a part of me is keeping you here...

I know it's wrong for me to do this, but when someone like you slips away from me, I don't know how to cope with it!  Yes you are in a better place, I know you're smiling down on us and watching over us all.  You'll never feel any pain, you'll never be hungry, thirsty nor will you ever have to worry about anything ever again.  For this makes me happy and most of the time I feel better reminding myself of these facts.

But it's just that I miss you so much, and that's exactly why I still mourn for you from time to time.  Even now…

Last night I was online… I was at work, and stumbled across your Photo bucket account.  I saw gorgeous pictures of you I never even knew existed.  After I looked at all that I could I left the office, got in my car and cried all the way home.  In time I know I will come to the full acceptance, and I know you're up in Heaven probably being greeted by all of my past pets who I considered very close family… especially my German Shepherd "Princess" and her son "Sugar Bear"  Give them a big hug for me will ya!!!  *sniffle*

I love you always Sarah Michelle Plummer… Please forgive me for crying as I type this… I just have a craving for a huge Sarah "Huggle" at the moment….

OK, so after this past weekend after long thought and consideration I think I am gonna start a new project: My own channel on YouTube call "The Chronicles of Cashina"

Now I know a lot of you have no idea what the hell I am talking about, so let me explain.  As many of you know, one of my closest friends in the entire world is Cashina A*K*A Cash.  If you know her or have the honor of befriending this girl, you'll come to find that she is one of the most hilarious people you will ever come across. 

With the style of her comedian techniques I would proudly place her on the levels of the Legendary Lisa Lampanelli.  I have had the chance to actually catch some of her "Stories" or her random spills about certain situations of every day life on video and will be uploading them very soon on YouTube.