This is something I posted for the Good Asian Drivers Tour....
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Sorry folks I've been out of touch, my ass in Texas where everything is definitely bigger.
Bellies, buildings, trucks, roads, food portions, everything.
And cheap too, they assholes don't pay state income tax, republican pricks.
So everything is cheap here.
So Texas is total culture shock and people here are wasteful and vain.
But pretty friendly for the most part, probably since they don't know I'm a tranny.
Speaking of trannies, I just got back from a tranny bar literally five minutes ago and the queens were BIG motherfuckers.
I'm talking zip code big, omg.
But they were so nice to the audience unlike the Boston queens that spill drinks on you, insult you, and pull your hair.
These ones talked to you and smiled...
I didn't get it.
But don't miss me too much Melissa, because I get back on Sunday.
So you can touch yourself just one two more nights.
Ciao.
-Kit