THE AUSTRALIAN PARLIAMENTARY SYSTEM
Learning about the Commonwealth Parliament can be..... no, lets face it.. IS pretty boring.
But Rock the Vote thinks it's really important young people have some idea of what goes on.
Therefore we are going to attempt to educate you without giving you a verbal lobotomy in the process... here goes.
We proudly present.....
Commonwealth Parliament
Australia's Biggest House Party.
10 Steps to a successful party.
1. Like any good house party, a fair amount of organization is required.
2. Someone needs to delegate party jobs so that it runs smoothly and people dance till their feet drop off and they sprawl out onto the streets in the wee hours of the morning.
3. The Prime Minister (or PM as he/she shall herewith be known) is the Host of the Party. The PM sets the theme for the Party and hands out flyers to everyone, really talking it up.
The PM then attends the party and works hard schmoozing the guests and making damn sure everyone is having a great time.... this is hard work.
4. The Speaker's of the House are the big sisters of the Host. While the parents are away it's up to them to make sure that nothing in the house gets destroyed. Big responsibility.
5. The Guests of the party are you and me. The party was put on so we could kick back with a cold one and have a good time with our mates.
6. The House of Representatives are the mates of the Host (PM remember?) and are the people who convinced him to throw the party while the parentals are on holiday. (yay for the PM's mates) While the Host is off working the room, the Reps are there to make sure the party runs smoothly. Each Rep is given a job for the night. Like:
-the Music Guy, who creates the different iPod play-lists and protects the equipment from partygoers.
7. Then there's the nosy neighbour, the Governor-General, who made a promise to the parents that he would keep an eye on the house and kids while they are away.
If things get really carried away the neighbour will step in, but on the whole is a bit of a dude and will let the party keep going.
You see! - a good party is made up of little workers who all know their place.
8. The Senate are the cops. They're a discreet bunch though, you and I won't be likely to see them when they come round complaining about the noise.
When they knock on the door they'll want to speak to one of the Reps (the PM's mates) in charge of the party. The cops negotiate with the PM's mates over all issues.
- You want the party to go longer, then turn the music down.
- Make sure all the kids are inside the property and not on the streets, and we wont have to come back.
9. Like most parties, it usually means stress for the Reps in charge, (and no doubt the Reps will talk shit about the cops when they leave) but its all needed in order for the party to keep going.
And if the Host (PM) and Reps (his Mates) want the status of Party Legends, then this is the shit they have to deal with.
10. The Twist:
At the end of the day - the mates (reps) can sweet talk the cops (senate) and the host (PM) can schmooze like nobodys business....BUT the GUESTS (me and you) have the ultimate say on whether the party kicked ass.
If the party rocked on! will we go to another one? Hell yes! All hail the host and his mates!
If it sucked the big one......we'll be heading out to see what other parties are on around town....
If this explanation makes you really want to go and see what the 'proper' meanings are, then take this link to the Australian Parliament House website. It is surprisingly easy to read and will let you know how your Parliamentary System works.
http://aph.gov.au/parl.htm
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