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Last Updated: 11/21/2009

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City: SAN FRANCISCO
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 5/10/2005

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July 17, 2009 - Friday 

Current mood:  geeky
Category: Music
The word is out!



Tune in to The Lair of Lady Monster

Every Saturday

2:00 - 4:00PM (PST)

107.3FM in San Francisco



and other great programs on FCC FREE RADIO.



Jennifer Waits, the editor to two very popular industry radio blogs
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Currently listening:
OHM: The Early Gurus of Electronic Music
Release date: 2006-02-21
June 29, 2009 - Monday 

Current mood:  thankful
Category: Quiz/Survey

 

What is the epitome of freedom to you?

Do you have a favorite song or soundbyte that I can use to describe this for my radio show?  Send me a note with your suggestions.

The Lair of Lady Monster
Every Saturday
2:00 - 4:00pm

FCC FREE RADIO
www.fccfreeradio.com
107.3FM in San Francisco

You can listen to it online or via a SmartPhone, and via AOL Radio, Shoutcast.com and WinAmp.com .


Saturday, July 4th
FREEDOM SHOW
Listen to all things that epitomize freedom - in whatever form you define freedom.
It could be things you agree or disagree with - the main thing is - someone has expressed it and it is the very definition of freedom to you.

My special guests include: Trauma Flintstone. Trauma is coming into the studio to sing her song, Titty Fuck Me.  This is the PREMIERE of this song on the airwaves.  You don't wanna miss it!  www.traumaflintstone.com

Radio blog: http://ladymonsterlair.blogspot.com

Currently listening:
The Revolution Starts...Now
By Steve Earle
Release date: 2004-08-24
June 22, 2009 - Monday 

Current mood:  distractable
Category: Web, HTML, Tech
I've finally joined the herds.

You find me on the following sites:

BlogSpot:  http://ladymonsterlair.blogspot.com 
Twitter: www.twitter.com/lady_monster
FaceBook: www.facebook.com/ladymonster
Model Mayhem: www.modelmayhem.com/LadyMonsterSF
Flickr: www.flickr.com/photos/ladymonster
YouTube: www.youtube.com/user/LadyMonster
LinkedIn:  www.linkedin.com/pub/lady-monster/11/9a/738
MySpace:  www.myspace.com/Lady_Monster
my website: www.ladymonster.com
RetroTease:  www.retrotease.com/lady_monster
www.burlesque411.com 

I know I'm forgetting something...

email:  Easy enough to find, really.

Now, for the time to keep up with all this networking.
Currently watching:
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Release date: 1998-07-01
June 2, 2009 - Tuesday 

Current mood:FIRED UP!
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
June 2, 2009
 
The First Annual Roast and Toast
Presented by
and her Fire Tassel Twirling Queens

Satan’s Angel has been twirling fire tassels for over 40 years, has lit her tassels on fire at least 25,000 times.  Performing all over the world, including USO Tours with Bob Hope in Vietnam and Guam, at Paris’ Follies Bergere and she was featured on the Las Vegas Strip for over 15 years.  In 2008 she won the “America’s Most Outrageous Talent” award on The Maury Povich Show for twirling her fire tassels.  Satan’s Angel has hand-picked a small number of burlesque performers to pass down this legacy…
 
ROAST & TOAST, Part One
Friday, June 5th, 2009
3:00 - 4:00 PM
Poolside
The Orleans Hotel & Casino
4500 W Tropicana Ave
Las Vegas, NV 89103

Come and toast to Satan's Angel and her Fire Tassel Twirling Queens!
The only performers in the world to twirl fire tassels as taught by
The Living Legend of Burlesque, the Fire Tassel Maestra, Satan's Angel.

The hot Vegas sun ain't got nothin’ on the blazing glory that bursts forth from our busoms during a performance.  Get to know each of these ladies, take their photos, wet your whistle and let our flames excite, entice, and WOW your senses. 
Providing a one-of-a-kind, show stopping entertainment –
and you can only see all of us  - all at  once - here - in Vegas, baby.
 
That’s right, if you want to see some fire tassel twirling – we have the following show.
 
ROAST & TOAST, Part Two
Friday/Saturday (June 5/6) 1:00am
3275 Industrial Road
Las Vegas, Nevada 89109
 
Featuring FOUR Fire Tassel Twirling Queens
***** ALL TWIRLING TOGETHER *****
This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see this performance.
 
 
FIRE TASSEL TWIRLING QUEENS include:
 
as a future fire tassel twirler and our assistant
Sweet Lilly Bee
 
Fire Tassel Twirlers also taught by Satan’s Angel, but unable to attend are:
 
Will we set a Guinness Book of World Records?  Be part of the spectacle!
 
For more information about this event and hi-res images for press contact:
 
 
 
Photo from Bizarre Magazine (UK) of Satan's Angel and Pyra Sutra:
 
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Currently listening:
Taboo: The Exotic Sounds of Arthur Lyman
By Arthur Lyman
Release date: 1996-09-24
May 7, 2009 - Thursday 

Current mood:Lucky
Category: Music
I LOVE THIS SONG!
Rochelle Rosenthal kicks major ass!




Inspiration for Holiday In Cambodia. No joke.

March 7, 2009 - Saturday 

Current mood:  disappointed
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers


Satan's Angel's application has been denied and rejected by the Clark County Fire Department.

I ( Stephanie B. Representing Angel Bass) just spoke with Craig Meyers at the Clark County Fire Department. He is the one who reviewed her application and rejected it.  He provided me the following details for why it was rejected:

1.  She is not a licensed and bonded fire performer within the state of Nevada.
2.  She is not employed by a company that is licensed and bonded to have fire performers in the state of Nevada.
3.  She can hire a pyrotechnics company located in Las Vegas to represent her, in case of any accident and in case her fire insurance company can't back-up any claims or damages, the company would then provide their license.
4.  I did not provide MSDS reports and manufacture statements for all of the items used in the construction of the pasties that states they are heat-resistant, to what degree and the toxicity rates.


THAT WAS A CROCK OF SHIT! THEY GOT EVERYTHING!  WHAT THEY WANTED WAS ****EACH**** COMPANY/MAUFACTURER TO SEND THE FIRE MARSHAL A LETTER STATING HOW FIRE SAFE THERE PRODUCT WAS! THE MATERIAL OF PASTIE, THE SEQUIN COMPANY, FIRE RESISTANT GLUE, FIRE RESTSANT PAINT (SAFE UP TO 1200F) AFTER SPRAYS, COTTON, WIRE, FIRE LIQUID, MAUFACTURE OF THE MARTINI GLASS! I MEAN COME ONNNNN! WHAT THE FUCK!


5.  They did not receive a floor plan of the stage at The Orleans.

NOT TRUE!!! ALL MEASUREMENTS OF THE STAGE WERE SENT!


Regarding receiving a license, I spoke to the State of Nevada Fire Marshall's office this morning.  They told me that she needs to fill out an application for a license (and pay another $27.50 for the annual fee, which would have to be renewed before June 30th for the next year).  And, according to Clark County, the company that she works for would also have to fill out an application and pay the fee to have a license (if she doesn't hire a pyrotechnics company to represent her).

PLUS  HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS FOR THE STATES FIRE MARSHALL TO TAKE THE TIME TO DO THIS, IF HE HAD TIME!

Angel has decided to forego all of this extra work and cost!

WELL LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...........


SO MUCH FOR THE FIRE TASSELS! I WANT TO THANK THE PEOPLE WHO STARTED ALL THIS BULL SHIT!  BECAUSE NOW BASICALLY WHO CAN DO THEM? PYROTECHNIC COMPANY? OH SURE THEY WANT THOUSANDS! IF *THEY'LL* EVEN DO IT FOR YOU! FOR WHAT? LESS THEN TWENTY SECONDS OF FIRE, DONE BY ME! OVER FORTY FIVE YEARS OF DOING THIS OFF AND ON, AND OVER 25,000 PERFORMANCES, DIDN'T MEAN DICK TO THEM! IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY AND THE BULLSHIT!

WELL........

I GOT NEWS FOR THEM! TOM FROM VIVA LAS VEGAS, IS STILL GOING TO TAKE CARE OF ME, AND VERY WELL THANK YOU! I DON'T NEED TO DO THE FIRES IN VEGAS! ALREADY DID THEM THERE!!! AT THE PALMS LAST YEAR! AND THE FUNNY THING IS THERE WERE TWO OF US STAGE DOING THEM (REMEMBER PYRA SUTRA). AND THEY DIDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT!

BESIDES AS MOST OF US KNOW, AND ESPECIALLY THE LEGENDS.....WHEN YOUR GOOD YOUR GOOD! AND I'M GOOD! I DON'T NEED THE FIRES! I CAN DO REGULARS OR NONE AT ALL! I LOVE MY FANS AND LOVERS OF BURLESQUE SO VERY MUCH, AND THEY LOVE ME! AND WHEN I STEP ON STAGE THEY KNOW IT AND I KNOW IT! WE'LL HAVE A BLAST........IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GREAT TIME YOUR HAVING AND SHARIN THE LOVE!

SO FUCK THE FIRE MARSHAL'S AND VEGAS AND THERE STUPID LAWS! I DON'T NEED'EM!

I'M WALKING ON THAT STAGE APRIL 10TH FRIDAY NIGHT FOR VLV, AND AT EXOTIC WORLD IN JUNE. WITH ALL THE STYLE AND CLASS THAT THIS OL LEGEND AND STAR OF BURLESQUE CAN GIVE!

BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALL,

WITH BURNING GRATITUDE AND FIERY LOVE,

SATANS ANGEL

THE DEVILS OWN MISTRESS

AND QUEEN OF THE FIRE TASSELS (AND ALWAYS WILL BE)

>>>>>>>>>>A VERY IMPORTANT PS.<<<<<<<<<<<<<

FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT HAVE BEEN DONATING TO MY FIRE CAUSE, THANK YOU! AS THAT HELPED TO PAY OFF ALL THE FEE'S THAT WERE UNREFUNDABLE FROM THE FIRE PERMITS! AND I'M REPAIRING MY GOWN FOR THIS YEARS SHOW, AND HAD TO GET A NEW BOA, AS SOMEONE STOLE MY LAST ONE! WELL ACTUALLY THEY DIDN'T STEAL IT, THEY CUT IT IN HALF! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT TILL I WENT TO TAKE IT OUT OF THE BAG! CHRIST! WHAT NEXT! SO I HAD TO ORDER ANOTHER ONE...............I WOULD HAVE PUT MY BITCH IN THE ROOM, BUT LADY MONSTER AND I WERE SO BUSY WITH THIS FIRE CRAP, I DIDN'T HAVE THE TIME! SO NEVER FEAR, YOUR MONEY IS NOT GOING TO WASTE! AS I CAN ALWAYS USE IF FOR MEW....AS YOU KNOW, NO ONE GETS PAID, BECAUSE IT'S ALL ABOUT WHAT WE ARE DOING TO HELP AND PRESERVE THE MUSEUM. WHICH I LOVE DOING! AND I LOVE DIXIE EVANS SO MUCH! IT'S ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO DO MEW!

WELL IF YOU STILL WANNA HELP JUST GO TO MY PAY PAL ACCOUNT, OR STOP BY MY STORE, MAYBE YOU MIGHT WANT TO BUY SOMETHING. MORE GOING UP EVERY DAY!

YA KNOW IT SUCKS BEING POOR! HAHAHA

 

DONATIONS:
https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=3608039

STORE

http://stores.ebay.com/Angels-Desert-Oasis

 

My two cents:
For anyone planning on performing fire tassels (or other small flame effect) in their act(s) in the future, here are some things that I have learned recently:

1. Send me a note if you need photographs of the items and/or MSDS reports on most of the materials used for fire tassel twirling. I’ve done a lot of research, but don’t have manufacturer statements right now. That is another ball of fur to get together.


2. Strictly adhere to everything you are taught. I learned from Satan's Angel first in a group class at Tease-O-Rama 07. Then I was given a one-on-one lesson by her. I learn more from her every time I talk to her. Use her knowledge. Do not stray from anything you learn from her. Practice at home to hone the craft, to keep that information fresh in your mind before your next performance.


3. Have fire insurance.  Call either Specialty Insurance (Clowns of the US) or American Fire Artists, LLC to purchase a policy. 

4. Call your local fire marshall to find out your local laws regarding needs for a permit, license, whatever the fire department in your state, town, etc.  needs.   


5.   Let the producer of the show know what you have done on your end to
assure them you are a safe fire performer.  If you are performing outside of your town, check with the booker/producer for the venue/event to see what  all they need.  Some will not be concerned. Some will want you to follow every single letter of the law.  Be prepared.


6.  Bring your own fire safety items for each of your performances. Have a spotter who is not afraid of fire to assist you, and provide the spotter with something to put out the tassel - whether it catches on your costume or something at the venue. Do not rely on the venue to have these safety items.  


7.  Hope and pray that all of your preparation and safety is enough for each  and every single performance scheduled.  And, have a second, non-flaming pair of tassels for each show should you not be allowed to do fire at the last minute.



Currently listening:
Ring of Fire
By Johnny Cash
Release date: 1998-08-21
February 28, 2009 - Saturday 

Current mood:  jedi
Category: School, College, Greek

Come on folks! Sign up for the class I'm teaching SUNDAY!

March 22nd.  3:00 - 5:00pm

Hope to see y'all there!



Burlesque Classes at the School of Shimmy
Space is limited and they're filling up!
Classes are held at The Center For Sex and Culture
Saturday and Sunday classes are 3-5pm and Monday classes are 7-9pm.
Space is limited and reservations are appreciated and encouraged.
To reserve a spot email: redhotsburlesque@gmail.com with S.O.S. in the subject line.

All classes are open to students of any age or gender who want to shake it on stage or in the bedroom. No previous dance or performance experience is required. If you would like to perform at the School of Shimmy Showcase Burlesque 101, 201 and Rehearsal are mandatory classes. The Showcase will take place on April 3rd at ..7:30 pm.. at El Rio as part of the famed weekly show, Red Hots Burlesque.




March 8th Burlesque 101:
In this two-hour workshop, students will learn the history of burlesque, how to create a persona and basic choreography. As well as learning to build your burlesque attitude; feel great about your body, and an open discussion about increased confidence and positive thinking.

March 9th Burlesque for Couples- Strip for your lover:
Both partners are encouraged to come to this class, but singles or people looking to take a surprise are welcome as well Students will learn how to create a sexy character specific to your taste and how to make that character move and breath with sexy moves and a built up confidence you'll be sure to pop your partner's cork!

March 15th Burlesque 201:
Students are encouraged to come with an act or character in mind. We will develop personas and discuss song choice, prop use, costume selection and techniques for coming up with acts. This class will include lecture and group work.

March 16th Peppermint Twist- Go-Go Moves with Ruby White:
Learn the art of the shimmy and shake with the producer of Sugar Shack, SF- Lux and Ruby's Burlesque A-Go-Go, LA and was resident go-go dancer for LA's infamous 60s dance party, Satisfaction. Learn traditional 60's moves, as well as techniques for keeping it go-go-ing all night long.

March 22nd The Schmooze- Business of Burlesque with Lady Monster and Dottie Lux:
Lady Monster has been photographed by: Leonard Nimoy, Charles Gatewood, Eric Kroll and Michael Rosen. Collaborated with: Al Jourgensen's Revolting Cocks, Jello Biafra, Steve Mackay of The Stooges, and the Evolution Control Committee and Performed with: Margaret Cho, Satan’s Angel, Annie Sprinkle, Nina Hartley, Carol Queen, the New Bomb Turks - and many more. In this class you will learn how to respectfully promote yourself and get bookings far and wide.

March 23rd Burlesque Crafting:
Fans, hats, pasties, shimmy belts, flowers for your hair and more! Make your performance pop and figure out how to do it yourself. Some supplies available day of class and a list of supplies to bring will be provided at registration.

March 28th & 29th Finishing Touches:
Rehearsal and Workshop Participants get a chance to go through each of their numbers and address practical questions and concerns with bringing your first act to the famed Red Hots Burlesque (El Rio 2-13-09) stage that very week.  Tim Wells is on hand to take your posed or live photo!

April 3rd, 7:30pm El Rio (3158 Mission Street SF, CA)- School of Shimmy Showcase!
Your chance to sh-sh-shake it on stage!

Currently listening:
Takin' Care of Business
Release date: 2001-12-04
February 17, 2009 - Tuesday 

Current mood:  electric
Category: Travel and Places
I have been accepted to compete in the Main Event at the Great Boston Burlesque Expo!

http://www.burlesque-expo.com/
The event takes place from Friday, April 10th to Sunday, April 12th at the Hyatt Regency in Cambridge, Massachusetts.More than 40 burlesque performers from The United States and Canada compete for applause, acclaim and great prizes during the Main Event. 
Please come on over to cheer me on!
Tickets are available NOW!  http://www.burlesque-tix.com/
There are several ticket options available.  To attend all events: $135 (includes every show, every party, the Conference, the Vintage Fashion Fair, plus three drop-in classes of your choice).  Other ticket packages are available for less money.
To attend only The Main Event on Saturday night: $35.00 in advance.
Note - All Ticket Purchases include a same day vendor exhibit pass.

I will be lighting my tassels on fire for my performance!
And, Miss Honey Do too.  She is also a student of the Maestra of the Fire Tassels, Satan's Angel.  Both Miss Honey Do and I will be incorporating fire tassels in our competition routines.  Talk about a HOT line-up!
You don't wanna miss it!  http://www.burlesque-tix.com/
Currently listening:
Camp Burlesque
By Various Artists
Release date: 2007-10-16
February 5, 2009 - Thursday 

Current mood:  bouncy
Category: Parties and Nightlife

Come to Kitten on the Keys benefit, “Does This Piano Make My Ass Look Big?”!


She is an Artist-In-Residence at Mama Calizo’s Voice Factory for her upcoming One-Woman Show in March.  This benefit raises proceeds for her while she takes time to prepare for this EXTRAVAGANZA.


WHAT: Mama Calizo's Voice Factory and D.I.Y. Resident Artist Kitten on the Keys presents:


A Evening of burlesque shenanigans benefiting her Up-Coming World Premiere “Does This Piano Make My Ass Look Big?” an avante musical.


WHERE: Mama Calizo's Voice Factory, 1519 Mission Street (11th Street & Van Ness Avenue) in San Francisco.

WHEN: Sunday 2/15/09 @ 6:30- 9:30PM.


COST: $15.00 sliding scale.  ADVANCED TICKET SALES AVAILABLE WITH BROWN PAPER TICKETS! CLICK HERE:  https://www.brownpapertickets.com/viewsales.html?e_id=55866


KITTEN ON THE KEYS IS PRESENTING

Valentine's Weekend! Set your heart on FIRE!

2/15/09 Legendary Burlesque Queen - Satan's Angel LIVE in San Francisco!

Mama Calizo's Voice Factory - the Epi Center for Queer and Activist Performance

EARLY SHOW: 6:30-9:30 PM


Kitten on the Keys


Also known as Suzanne Ramsey is a firkeytoodlin' frisky feline galloping with uber kittitude. As seen on HBO, E! , IFC, Queer TV, MTV, Bravo, and other media outlets, she embodies the spirit and style of those days of decadence gone by. Pianist and chanteuse, expect a racy ragtime romp when this little kitty sharpens her claws on a meow mix medley of mad cap gems of yesteryear with a naughty whimsical edge.


This internationally known versatile comedic performer MC's, sings, dances, tickles her ivories, plays the ukulele and accordion in gorgeous getups!  She's a little Cabaret, Burlesque, and Vaudeville all in one!  Her charming voice channels a saucy Betty Boop coo to a gritty Mae West ommph! Clever, Kinky, and Cute!


www.kittymusic.com


www.suzanneramsey.com


 

Satan’s Angel – The Devil’s Own Mistress


Satan’s Angel has set the world ablaze – twirling fire tassels lighting the way.  Including: the Las Vegas strip from the 1960’s all through the 70s and USO Tours in Vietnam with Bob Hope.  She also toured North & South America, Europe, the Orient and most points in between. Starred in movies, did TV talk shows, magazine interviews like "Time", and won “America’s Most Outrageous Talent 2008” on The Maury Povich Show.


The Maestra of the Fire Tassels – she is now teaching neo-burlesque performers her signature act.  Don’t miss this special, up close and personal opportunity to feel her fire as she travels into San Francisco especially for this special show.
www.satansangel.com


 

STARRING

Satan's Angel
Scenic Sisters

Vinsantos
Lady Monster
Diamond Daggers
Honey Lawless
Dottie Lux
Lady Satan
Very Frightening Mr Tinkler
SF Boylesque
Alotta Boutte
Madame Chartruese
Kitten on the Keys
and MANY more TBA!
DJ Delachaux
Lily Cat Melinda Stage Goddess

Silent Auction Items
Photo Shoot with Larry Utley
Fabulous Feathers by Catherine D'Lish
and MUCH more!
Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Pitch Bitches

Images located: www.suzanneramsey.com
Flyer front: http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i85/LadyMonster1/Kitten_Front.jpg
Flyer back: http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i85/LadyMonster1/Kitten_Back.jpg
Satan's Angel: http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i85/LadyMonster1/Satans_Angel_beaded_frontshot.jpg

Suzanne Ramsey
Kitten on the Keys
www.kittymusic.com
www.myspace.com/kittenonthekeys
One Woman Show at Mama Calizo's in March/April

Currently listening:
Kitten on the Keys
By Various Artists
Release date: 1995-04-16
January 8, 2009 - Thursday 

Current mood:  talkative
Category: Art and Photography

In addition to being a Plush Cat Calendar girl, I'm also in the current issue of SXL Magazine

AVAILABLE NOW!

http://www.suicidexl.com/store.html

It has a cover story with Miss Eva Von Slut!

Yeah the HOT & WET 2009 Plush Cat Calendar Swimsuit Edition is here!

You can get your copy at www.CafePress.com/PlushCatClub for a wonderful keepsake calendar with amazing photos of gorgeous models.

The calendar is an 11x17 full color vertical wall calendar for $24.99 plus tax on Cafe Press. Don't wait or you will miss out, limited time only!

You can also order adorable Plush Cat Logo Catrina Cat bikinis.  They sizes go up to 5x so check it out! Support the Plush Cause!  Thanks to everyone that helped make this possible!

I do appreciate all your hard work and help to fulfill my dream of 5 years of Plush Cat Calendars! WOW!

Be sure to congrat all the winning models!

2009 Plush Cat Calendar Winners!
COVER MODEL SHAMLESS ANGEL
MISS PLUSH CAT INTRO DOLCE DIAVANNA
MISS JANUARY LADY MONSTER
MISS FEBRUARY SUNSHINE
MISS MARCH ROCKIN ROCKY
MISS APRIL PENNY
MISS MAY NISSY
MISS JUNE TIA
MISS JULY SHAMLESS ANGEL
MISS AUGUST HEIDI
MISS SEPTEMBER MICHELLE
MISS OCTOBER JENNIFER
MISS NOVEMBER SICILIA CURVES
MISS DECEMBER DEE

HUGS & PURRRS
SAUCEY SATU
PLUSH PHOTOGRAPHER
http://www.plushcatclub.com/

Currently reading:
My Face for the World to See
By Liz Renay