Season's Greetings, Fear Seekers!

May you bid farewell to any unwanted ghosts of 2007 and embark on the happiest of horrific quests in 2008.

Until then . . .


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Greetings, Fear Seekers.

Will the December 2007 Monster of the Month please report to Horrific Headquarters?




A message for Oogie Boogie from The Nightmare Before Christmas: YES, this includes you, too.

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Greetings, Fear Seekers.

To the brave reader from Kansas City, Ohio, who contacted me regarding tonight's full moon:

Did you recite the Ancient Werewolf Chant? What happened?
To anybody else who wishes to recite the Ancient Werewolf Chant by the light of the silvery moon:

ANCIENT WEREWOLF CHANT

In the ocean sea, on the island Buyan,
in the open plain,
shines the moon upon an aspen stump,
into the green wood, into the spreading vale.
Around the stump goes a shaggy wolf;
under his teeth are all the horned cattle;
but into the wood the wolf goes not;
in the vale the wolf does not roam.
Moon, moon! Gold-horned moon!
Melt the bullet, blunt the knife, rot the cudgel,
strike fear into man, beast, and reptile,
so that they may not seize the gray wolf,
nor tear from him his warm hide.
My word is firm, firmer than sleep
or the strength of heroes.

—ENCYCLOPEDIA HORRIFICA, p. 28

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Greetings, Fear Seekers.

Submitted for your approval: A new mini-movie for you to fear and enjoy.

Below.

Discuss here.

I'll be right back. . . .

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Greetings, Fear Seekers.

Here are the details:

1pm, Sunday, October 28
Halloween Party: Meet the Author(s)
Reading, Signing, & More
Books of Wonder
18 West 18th Street
New York, NY
More Info

All Ages. Celebrate the release of ENCYCLOPEDIA HORRIFICA (E.H.) and other terrifying texts. If you're a fellow Fear Seeker in NYC, this will be your final chance to obtain a (very) limited-edition Bonus Disc. While Supplies Last.

If you summon the courage to get your E.H. signed & stamped on 10/28, simply print out this list of FREE DISC CONTENTS and present it to me along with your book in any manner you please.

I look forward to scaring you.

Thank you.

p. s. Will the October 2007 Monster of the Month please report to JoshuaGee.com?





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Greetings, Fear Seekers.

Hint 2 of 3: I was wearing my I.D. badge at the time of the attack.

If you know the solution, join the conversation HERE.

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Greetings, Fear Seekers.

There are many reasons why an investigator would wish to create a mini version of Horrific Headquarters and stage his own death there.

The most important reason: It's fun.

If YOU think you've solved the dollhouse murder mystery in the final chapter of ENCYCLOPEDIA HORRIFICA, you are welcome to post your thoughts below. I have heard from many clever readers in recent weeks.

Hint 1 of 3: Look at the journal images just inside the front and back cover of the book and you will see that many of those images have page numbers written on them.


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Please bring the big plastic tarp. The nice one.
And both mops.
We want to leave the location as tidy as we find it.

Thank you.

JoshuaGee.com/October4


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Greetings, Fear Seekers.

Today's event at the Crane-Phillips House in Cranford, New Jersey, was a spectacular success. I am both humbled and horrified by the many, many Fear Seekers who bravely attended our afternoon fright-fest. VERY special thanks to all at the Cranford Historical Society who made possible the event--as well as our three volunteer screamers Eva, Michael, and Connor.

Our friends at Rogue Comics in Cranford have completely sold out of books and bonus discs. If you happen to be in the NYC area this upcoming Thursday, you have one remaining opportunity to obtain a (very) limited-edition ENCYCLOPEDIA HORRIFICA Mission Disc: JoshuaGee.com/October4. If you wish to be a screamer at the event, please see me or one of my henchmen before the event.

Thank you.





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Greetings, Fear Seekers.

The line-up for the October 4 event in NYC is now confirmed. Very special thanks to the fine ghostbusters at Paranormal Investigation of NYC
and the fine goth clothiers at Gothic Renaissance and Mr. Jonathan V., a dead ringer for the long-dead H.P. Lovecraft.


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