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Devin



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Gender: Male
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 21
Sign: Gemini

City: Modesto
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 5/11/2005

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Sunday, March 04, 2007 
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
textbooks. dang. they can cost a lot.

2. Where's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
anywhere alone.

3. Last time you puked from drinking?
drinking = bad for your health. it has been clinically proven (minus the occassional glass of wine accompanying dinner). plus it tastes bad.

4. Have you ever got drunk and danced on a bar?
getting drunk = bad. ppl, don't be a victim of drunk dialing.

5. Name of your first grade teacher?
i have no idea. wasn't i homeschooled at that age..?

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
hanging out with catherine

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
a superhero named Fabulicious, defender of the socially downtrod.

8. How many colleges did you attend?
just one.

9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
coz it's laundry day and i have no other shirts to wear.

10. GAS PRICES! First thought?
TOO MUCH!!!

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you, where would you go?
i'd take catherine to wherever she wants to go.

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
gotta get up, gotta get goiiiiiing, i'm gonna meet a friend toniiiight. scrubbidy dubbidy we love him because he's just pooh bear, winnie the poooh beaaarrrr

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
*tear* where's catherine?

14. Favorite style of underwear?
boxerbriefs ftw.

15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
this is a creepy question. i don't look at girl underwear. i especially don't go to the mall to stand across victoria's secret and oogle the mannequins. manequins. whatever.

16. What errand/chore do you despise?
vacuuming.

17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
heck yeah. i volunteer even though i work.

18. Get up early or sleep in?
i can't help it, i get up early. i'd prefer sleeping in though

19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
lucy liu! oh i mean...uh, santa?

20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
what a strange question. i like cuddling.

21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
auni cuts my hair.

22. When did you first start feeling old?
when i was 34.

23. Favorite 80's movie?
uh...that one movie with that guy.

24. Your favorite lunch meat?
i like meat.

25. What do you get every time you go into Costco/Sam's Club?
10 gallons of ketchup.

26. Beach or lake?
both!

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
no way.

28. Who do you stalk on MySpace?
whoever catches my fancy

29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
watching chickflicks

30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
...the misadventures of pipi longstocking. oh noes i've said too much!

31. What's your drink?
soda. bad for me. um...tea? gatorade? energy drinks, which are also bad for me?

32. Who from high school would you like to run into?
catherine. SMACK!

33. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
i listen to cds.

34. What is a rumor that someone has spread about you?
that i had a third ear hidden under my paul mccartney haircut.

35. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
The simpsons

36. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
it doesn't matter anymore.

37. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
i don't sit at work. i move around. i am amazing.

38. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
the devil!

39. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
lucy liu!!!!!! or christina applegate. dang it's a tie.

40. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
johnny depp. kidding.

41. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended use?
nope. fireman devin i am not.

42. Ever felt like running over a pedestrian?
only when i drink a lot of caffeine.
Thursday, January 04, 2007 
Reflections of '06

1. What did you do in 2006 that you'd never done before?
-kissed a girl
-fell in love
-graduated high school
-went to college
-visited irvine
-wished really hard for irvine and modesto to magically get closer together
-danced a LOT
-got some new clothes that actually fit me properly (Ok so this isn't a "never done before" but it's a "haven't done in a long time.")

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
only the weak need resolutions. i am perfect.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
my friend's sister...that's close enough.

4. Did anyone close to you die?
no, i don't think so

5. What countries did you visit?
good ol' america.

6. What would you like to have in 2007 that you lacked in 2006?
Catherine nearby all the time, but that isn't going to happen. :( stupid distance. and i want a semi. and money. and a private jet. and a car.

7. What date from 2006 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
january 13th-first kiss. may 25th-my birthday. may 27th-senior prom. september 16-the day Catherine left for a really really long time. october 28- first anniversary with Catherine. nov 21-Catherine's birthday. dec 25- wonderful christmas! jan 1- new year's. first one with Catherine.

8. What was your biggest achievements of last year?
aaaaaaalmost 4.0 gpa. darn that one A-!!! and being with Catherine for oh so long. <3 and getting a job!

9. What was your biggest failure?
le sigh, not having enough money to go to irvine as often as i'd like.

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
no, but i almost got hit head on by a really really stupid driver.

11. What was the best thing you bought?
my blazer, although my generous mom bought that for me. i bought food from papaccinos, and that is a super great place. mmmmm.

12. Whose behaviour merited celebration?
mine, for sure. and i suppose clauni's coz they got married so we celebrated.

13. Whose behaviour made you appalled and depressed?
uhhhh....no one, i think. maybe Catherine...when she got sad, I got sad. but no appalling stuffs.

14. Where did most of your money go? college, gas, food, Catherine aka irvine tickets

15. What did you get really excited about? seeing my friends + Catherine again after so long, getting super good grades, music

16. What song will always remind you of 2006? uhhhhhhhhhh....i dunno.

17. Compared to this time last year, are you happier or sadder? Happier to the max

ii. Thinner or fatter? um same i think

iii. Richer or poorer? poorer.

18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
visit irvine. dance. sing. paint. frolic. read. play games. sleep.

19. What do you wish you'd done less of? run around in circles screaming. watch stupid movies. waste time.

20. How will you be spending Christmas?
prolly with family

22. Did you fall in love in 2006? yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. started dating oct of '05 and was totally in love shortly after.

23. What was your favourite TV program? familiy guy, monk, the office, GILMORE GIRLS

24. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year? nope. i don't hate.

25. What was the best book you read? uhhhhhh...i got this new michael crichton book and it's AMAZING but i haven't finished it yet.

26. What was your greatest musical discovery? that my keyboard can do this cool bass sound. thing. it's nifty.

27. What did you want and get? love, peace, happiness, animals, friends, family, Catherine, a job.

28. What did you want and not get? super fame with the band.

29. What was your favourite film of last year? Happy Feet!

30. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you? went to the park near my house with Catherine, sat on a blanket and ate chips and salsa.

31. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying? having irvine be magically 10 minutes away from home.

32. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2006?
i say whatever fits and is clean. Catherine got me some nice shirts, though. mom did, too, i think. and some great pants and a blazer. now i look normal instead of bum-ish.

33. What kept you sane? music, food, Catherine. yay for phones.

34. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most? lucy liu

35. What political issue stirred you the most? immigration

36. Whom did you miss? my friends who go to irvine, my lovely girlfriend

37. Who was the best new person you met? uhhhh...i don't play favorites unless Catherine makes me.

38. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2006.
look both ways before crossing the street. don't be a stupid driver. self control is amazing. yup.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006 
it's gloomy and rainy and yay! i love this weather. <3

1. Initials: djb

2. name someone with the same b-day as you? no thanks.

3. Favorite fruit? limes!

4. For or against kitty huffing? totally FOR!!!!! hahahaa

5. Are you allergic to anything? hecka. like your mom. and cats, dogs, peanuts, strawberries, wool, animals in general, dust, chlorine, wheat, ethylhexyl methoxycinnamate, butyl methoxydibenzomylmethane, certain glues.

6. Are you bisexual? nope. i'm strictly for Catherine.

7. Have you ever slept in someone elses clothes? uh...no, i don't think so. you have to sleep in clothes in order to do that.  >;)

8. How many U.S states have you been to? 15. for shizzle. went on a road trip a long time ago.

9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in? 2.

10. Have you ever lived outside the U.S? nope

11. Name something physical you like about yourself?  i love my beautiful eyes. mmm. and my hair. it's soooo gorgeous. oh and my biceps. and i've got looooovely cheekbones. my face is pretty all-around pleasing, i'd say. the rest of me is really awesome, too.

12. Something non-physical you like about yourself?  i'm so totally musically talented, and i'm such a great person!

13. Do you have any pets? cat, lil broham

14. What is your dream car? a semi, but i'm never ever ever going to get one.

15. If you could go anywhere in the world right now where would you go? to Catherine.

16. Are you bipolar? no.

17. What dream car do you want your husband/wife to drive? mercedes benz roadster.

18. Where would you want to go on a first date? hawaii. or the movies.

19. Would you date the person who posted this before you? i sorry but no, i am strictly for Catherine. i love Catherine!

20. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally? definitely. Catherine is sooooo talented, but i like to tell her to stop coz it makes her cry.

21. Ever been kissed under fireworks? hmm not yet.

22. What was the last text message you received: i will eet yor bebbies

23. Have you ever bungee jumped? nopes.

24. Have you ever white water rafted? i dun think so.

25. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you? yup. some people's mommies just don't know their boundaries. (j/k)

26. Are you racist? HECK OF NO!!! i'm amazing.

27. What song are you listening to right now? i want it that way -bsb

28. What's your favorite song at the moment? amish paradise

29. What was the last movie you watched? a beautiful mind

30. Where was the last place you went besides your house? esquela

31. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property? heck of no. i'm a good boy.

32. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? yeah, all the time. first she wanted to go out to DINNER can you believe that?! CRAZY!! so i hit some sense into her and we stayed in.

33. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? that no one is as pretty as Catherine.

34. What's your fav. body part on the opposite sex? SMILE!!!! YAAAY!

35. What do you usually order from Starbucks? don't really go to starbucks. um...non coffee-tasting beverages. i like white mocha lattes though.

36. Say something totally random about yourself: SHABAM I IS HAWT!

37. Do you have an iPod? noes. i'm bad with technology anyway, so i'd prolly break it.

38. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? yeah, ashton kutcher.

39. Do you have freckles? nope. moles a plenty, though. Catherine says they're cute. I say they're potentially cancerous.

40. Are you comfortable with your height? no. i want to be taller coz Catherine's gonna be 5'8" (she's trying really really hard to be) and i'm that tall right now. i have to be taller!!!

41. Do you love someone right now? TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTALLY! I LOVE CATHERINE!

42. How tall are you? 5'8"

43. Do you speak any other language other than english? devinese

44. Have you ever ridden in a limo? noes. they make Catherine sick.

45. Has anyone you were really close to passed away? REALLY close? yeah, i'd say so.

46. Do you watch MTV? no. no no no no no.

48. What's something that really annoys you? smelly little children, bad videogames, popcorn.

50. Do you like Michael Jackson? his music, totally. well, mostly the older stuff.

51. Have you ever surfed? no, even though i'm a californian.

52. Do you know how to pump gas? yup. i do it all the time.

53. Do you drive? yeah, i drive sou anywhere she wants.

54. What's the latest you have ever stayed out? like 7 am for prom jr. year. and that was without Catherine. :(

55. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die? um...no?

56. Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room? when i was in the womb. wait, do pregnant women in labor go to the emergency room or like...the maternity ward?

57. Have you ever been dared to do something you didn't want to do? for sure, but i didn't do it. i was just dared to.

58. What's your favorite state to live in? california

59. What color is your hair? blondish brown

60.What color are your eyes? greeeen!

61. Do you have any special talents? totally. i can slap some pretty mean bass, and i don't mean the fish. plus i can rap like a rapping kind of rapper.

62. Favorite non-alcoholic drink? pepsi. tea. water. juice.

63. Favorite city? with Catherine.

64. Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? no but i wanna!

65. If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? CAPTAIN!

66. Who do you live with? rents and bro

67. Last thing you watched on TV? america's top model

68. Do you wear glasses or contacts? glasses sometimes.

69. Have you ever taken a roadtrip? yeah with my family to lots and lots of states.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006 

all's well that ends well that starts with Catherine and me. gosh, she's so beautiful and lovely and i love her most.

1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
your mom.

2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve?
um yes...but i'm furthering my education so i'm excused.

3) Do you sleep with the tv on?
nope.

4) Have you ever wheezed the juice?
...what? iono what that means.

5) Have you ever won a spelling bee?
heck of yes. went to state a few times.

6) Have you ever been stung by a bee?
no. :( my girlfriend is most likely allergic to bee stings.

7) How fast can you type?
not so fast, but Catherine can type for me. she can type as fast as lightning!

8) Are you afraid of the dark?
i'm not afraid of ANYTHING!!!! except little people.  Not midgets, I mean like "Honey I shrunk the kids" little people.  What if you step on you dad or inhale your mom?! Scary!

9) What color are your socks?
most likely flesh colored coz the holes are so big my feet show through.

10) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
drive ins are dangerous.

11) When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
A few times when I was little...Bubbles!


12) Do you knock on wood?
not superstitious.  that's for woodpeckers.

13) Do you shower daily?
of course. sometimes twice.

14) Do you wanna Fanta?
heck yeah i wanta. orange style.

15) Can you hula hoop?
not really. no birthing hips here.

16) Are you good at keeping secrets?
like the dead.

17) What do you want for Christmas?
Catherine with me. and monies.

18) Do you know the Muffin Man?
yup. she's married to the muffin man. THE MUFFIN MAN!

19) Do you talk in your sleep?
uh i don't think so. i definitely punch, though.

20) Who wrote the book of love?
tell me tell me tell me. oh i've got to know the answer, was it someone from above?

21) Have you ever flown a kite?
let's go fly a kite up to the highest height. i'm an experienced flyer.

22) Do you wish on your fallen eyelashes?
no. my eyelashes stab me in the eye, so i cut them in half and throw them away when they fall out.

23) Do you play a lot of video games?
heck yes. all the time! i'm totally an old school gamer.  but recently, not enough time :(

24) Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
stone soup.

25) Have you ever asked for a pony?
no. i'd rather have a semi.

26) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs?
no. i think it'd be weird to have biological children running around without me knowing or having contact with them.

27) Can you juggle?
unbreakable things, yes.  But no.

29) If you could enact any new law, what would it be?
southern california's not allowed to steal northern california's water. and catherine must have a private jet to fly her to me whenever she wants.

30) Do the chickens have large talons?
not so much as roosters. roosters are vicious.  Velociraptors!!

31) If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to?
um...i'd hope everyone i care about is assembled nearby, so i could give them all my last smile. Catherine would get my last kiss, though.  then i'll draw her a camel on its way to argentina.

32) Are you ready to rumble?
always.  why does this survey ask such dumb questions?

33) Can you count to Schfifty-Five?
shwan. two. eleven. fourteen teen. twenty seven schwenty seven WHAT YOU SAY?!

34) Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
no, i'm a good child.

35) How do you spell relief?
r-o-l-a-i-d-s. but no.

36) Have you ever crawled through a window?
trees, yes. windows? yes.

37) Have you ever eaten dog food?
no, i'm not augusten.  what's that?

38) Can you handle the truth?
ignorance is bliss, but Catherine says that's no way to live.

39) Do you like green eggs and ham?
i can eat them on a train, in the rain, in a house, with a mouse, etc.

40) Who is your daddy?
your mom. ...or my mom. or my dad, in fact.

and some firsts:
1. Who was your first prom date?
Catherine. totally my second, too.

2. Who was your first roommate?
um...brother i suppose. don't have one now. i commute.

3. What alcoholic beverage did you first drink?
uhhh...i don't DRINK alcoholic beverages, but i have tasted a few.  beer ftl :(

4. What was your first job?
housesitting.

5. What was your first car?
toyota camry. toxic fuel emissions.  missing engine mounts, twice vandalized, loud as a low-flying airplane.

6. When did you go to your first funeral?
sometime ago.


8. Who was your first grade teacher?
Ms Rosemary.  Her last name was Tomb, but she went by her first name.

9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane?
North Carolina, via Utah and Detroit.  Why Detroit?  It seems pretty far from NC.

10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?
haven't snuck out. no reason to.

11. Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them?
barney, and no. :( he went back into my imagination and i haven't seen him since.

12. Where was your first sleepover?
uhhhhhhhhhhhh.... prolly Josh Brady's house.  That may have been the time with the video games and wrestling matches and chips and salsa and soda.  Good times.


13. Who is the first person you talk to in the morning?
myself.

14. Whose wedding were you in the first time?
My broham's.

15. what is the first thing you do in the morning?
shower.
16. What was the first concert you ever went to?
Spin Doctors i think.  First actual rock show, anyway.
 
17. First tattoo or piercing?
none. needles are gross.

18. First celebrity crush?
selma blair.  I've never seen Selma Blair before ever...

19. First crush?
christina applegate.

21. When was your first detention?
Never.
22. What was your first pet's name?
Oso or Bear in English.  But not...although that was the name of this one family's dog in Mexico when I went there.  All my pets are named after characters in old TV shows, and I think the first one was my dachsund, Remington.