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Country: UK
Signup Date: 2/9/2007

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 
Cardiff, 11.06am
Following a short run through the set and boiled eggs for breakfast, we attempt to pack two amps, four guitars, full drum kit and a Jemma into Mogs' car, leading us to discuss whether to 'Tetris' something is proper use of a verb. Amazingly, everything fits and we all immediately start smoking, in order to look cool. We are a band of course. And it's important to make an N reg Ford Mondeo estate look as cool as possible.

Birmingham 1.33pm
The first of 14 piss stops, as Jemma has the bladder of a chaffinch. Mogs doesn't even have a bladder, so we stop every forty miles to clean up the car because the energy drinks he insists on supping go right through him. We're listening to an excellent 60s psychadelia compilation at Elis' behest, and at the services Jemma decides to ignore the customary 'sandwich/grab bag of Golden Wonder/overpriced bottle of Evian' combo for a takeaway cous-cous dish from the M&S, much to everyone else's amazement. Elis in particular, can't quite get over it. He's just never seen that done before.
 
Manchester 5.13pm
As we enter the North West's largest urban conurbation, everyone seems to look like a fan of Northside, much to Elis' satisfaction (he had money riding on it). He even thinks he's spotted the bassist out of Northern Uproar, but this is later proved to be bollocks. We drive past the Hacienda which is disappointing, and Old Trafford, which looked better in Elis' mind. The BBC's surprisingly easy to find however, as Carter's natural biological sat nav seems to kick in. It does make him go awfully pale though. He looks like he's seen through time and doesn't like it...then he takes a pause and says 'the A5014...... yes'

6pm The studio
Everything seems to be going well in soundcheck - there's not a man alive who'd fail to be impressed at Elis playing scales with his eyes closed like it's meant to be something spiritual. The whole band take too many of the ear plugs which are free, which means Heck's hearing is now safeguarded by tax payers money. Elis even takes two 9V batteries, which takes thieving from the state to a whole new level. 'It is all in the name of rock though' he says, justifying it to himself.

7.01pm Heck are live on air!
Withstanding all natural urges 'to do a Bill Grundy,' Heck play Tito, which seems to go ok. Jemma is clearly in the zone, Mogs and Carter put in a great performance, but Elis lets the side down by doing a horrible JAMC squall of feedback rather than the more melodic Hendrixy type. He resolves to study electronics, or at the very least buy a different distortion pedal.

7.45pm Track two.
Fuelled with drink (kindly bought by Mr Riley), Heck 'nail' a version of Guards, to use the American vernacular. After playing it Jem discusses Berlin period Iggy and Bowie with Marc, and she seems in heaven. If only you could combine drinking black coffee with discussing Berlin period Iggy Pop, she'd be the happiest person in Canton (a largish suburb of Cardiff).

8.10pm Track three
Spires (of rock) gets played, almost perfectly. Marc seems to enjoy it, and that's it! Our first session is over. Elis' mam sends the following text: 'you sounded great! Very proud! Dad is asking about the car insurance. Love mam xxxy' which would usually be ignored by aspiring rock musicians, but Elis' mother of course roadied for Saxon during the early 80s and thus knows what she's talking about.

9.37. Those M6/M5/M50/A40 etc, blues
The inevitable low. There were high-fives all round as we loaded ('Tetrised') the car, but by Altrincham band relations are frought. Carter's biological sat nav seems to have failed, and we almost take the turning for Carlisle - Mogs is forced to 're-boot' Carter by punching him hard in the stomach. Band fighting is nothing new of course, we've all heard The Troggs Tapes, but it's best to do such things at a services (maybe Strensham on the M5?) rather than in a moving vehicle. Anyway, with Jemma acting as Kofi Annan, the argument is quickly resolved and the band make it back safely to Cardiff! Hurray!

3.13am
Mogs is asleep.
Carter has plugged his mind into the AA Routeplanner .
Jemma is reading about Berlin period Iggy Pop
Elis is playing scales with his eyes shut as if it's meant to be something spiritual
 

Saturday, July 12, 2008 

Current mood:  excited

Hey Everybody! Its been silent on the Blog front for sometime but we're hoping to make up for that now.

We have some very exciting news for y'all

HECK will be performing 3 songs live on BBC Radio 6, Monday 14th July on Marc Riley's Brain Surgery...please listen in (I think you can hear it on channel 909 on Virgin TV and on-line if you don't have a Digital Radio.

We'd like to say a big big thanks to Sweet Baboo who recommended us!!!

We can't wait!

We're also playing in Clwb Ifor Bach on Wed 16th July, hope you can make it?!

Thursday, May 31, 2007 
HECK another NEW TRACK.
Wednesday, May 23, 2007 

OK HECKERS--we've added a new track taken from the session tracks we did for Adam Waltons radio show broadcast last Sunday night (20th May)!

I'll add more over the next few days including spanking new versions of "Powers" and "Skate" also taken from that session.

 

Mike x

Monday, March 26, 2007 

Current mood:  giddy

When you start a band there are usually a few things you want to achieve, and more often than not you set your sights quite low - you might want to play a gig at a venue that has monitors, or one day be asked if you'd like to put your girlfriend on the guestlist. Happily, after three gigs Heck have achieved all this (Clwb has monitors and in Bristol we got Mark from Attack and Defend and his missus in for nothing).

However. Supporting one of the reasons you got into music in the first place is setting your sights quite high if you ask me, but The Fall certainly come under that category. I personally can't wait - saying hello to Mark E Smith, him calling me 'a cunt' back, singing along to Hit The North and Cruiser's Creek, doing my customary pre-gig puke in the plush surroundings of The Point, and being able to satisfy my post gig hunger in one of the bay's many fine restaurants ('hey, we just supported The Fall - let's go and eat some Dim Sum! Wooh!' etc.)

Wish us luck. And before you ask - there's no guestlist.

elis

 

Thursday, February 22, 2007 

YEP-its HECK!  hear us on RADIO 1 EVE SESSION tonight Thurs 22nd Feb,

Fellow Hecklers

You could be lucky enough to be somewhere on a truly historic occasion, maybe once or twice at most during your life. You might have been at Old Trafford for George Best's debut, you might have been present the first time Richard Burton decided to give 'acting a go,' either way – if you listen to the evening session with Beth and Huw tonight you'll hear Heck on Radio 1 for the first time. Ever. ( approx sometime after 8.15pm)

Now obviously, our demo being on 'play my track damnit' is quite significant, so we decided to bring some other significant dates in history to your attention. After all – we're that sort of band.

In 1906 Theodore Roosevelt became the first American to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, for helping to mediate an end to the Russo-Japanese War. Heck are currently pondering the offer of becoming diplomats for UNICEF.

In 1988 Justin Fashanu revealed that he was gay, becoming the first athlete in a team sport to come out during his sporting career, and still the only British footballer to have come out publicly (Ashley Cole doesn't count, Arsenal fans).

In 1799 Count de Grisley becomes the first magician to perform the trick of sawing a woman in half . Heck will be doing this to Jemma at their gig in Bristol on March 11th.

In 1809 Mary Kies became the first woman to be issued a US patent. Kies was granted a patent for the rights to a technique for weaving straw with silk and thread to make bonnets. If you can think if a way to make this relevant to an art-rock band from Cardiff by all means send us a myspace message.

In 1875 Matthew Webb becomes the first known person to swim across the English Channel. (He drowned in 1883 after unsuccessfully trying to swim across the whirlpools and rapids beneath Niagara Falls.) Elis the guitarist is actually petrified of swimming, a fear which is bound to manifest itself through the medium of song in the near future.