Gender: Female
Status: Swinger
Age: 19
Sign: Capricorn
City: ny,In
Country: VA
Signup Date: 2/10/2007
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[24 Apr 2009 | Friday]
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Category: Life
Lema de Mujeres Poderosas:
Vive tu vida de tal manera que
cuando tus pies toquen el suelo
en la mañana,
el diablo se estremezca y diga...
"¡¡¡En la madre... ya se levantó!!!"
Feliz día!!
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[16 Nov 2008 | Sunday]
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Current mood:  animated
Category: Romance and Relationships
...If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say its not quite as good as his mother made it ..
Then get a dog. ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want .
Then get a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies Then get a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores .
Then get a dog !
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually
Then get a dog
BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness.............
Then get a cat! ...
never marry a man XD
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[23 Aug 2008 | Saturday]
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Current mood:  exhausted
Category: Music
NO ES FIC -.-
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XD hehe AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa omg omg ogm AAAAAAAaa namas me acuedo y me super emociono >.< ok les escribire loq escribi en mi clase de ingles =S
AAAAAAAAAA ok XD weno me dormi como pude por q el chisme con yariana siempre es weno XD, me desperte temprano para irme con mi coma maria a LA osease XD los angeles =p paso por mi como a las 8 y llegamos a disney como a las 9 y algo digamos q a las 10 XD juimos corriendo al banio por q preguntamos por unas cuantas direcciones para xegar al mentado HOUSE OF BLUES y nos infartamos por q el polecia XD no dijio XD ok nos dijo -.- q seria facil encontrarlo por q ya habian mil8mil personas =O llegamos y no eran tantas -.- weno vimos a unas chavas las de la foto =D XD ehhe del club de mexico =D pero no les hablamos luego lueog por q taban un poco lejos XD pero junto taba un senior muy amable con su nena q por cierto muy caxada XD ehhe nos dejo colar el papa enfrente de la nena XD nos dieron istrucciones de q teniamos q comprar almenos $20 de comida o mercancia para un pase especial osea kemarte un poco menos y ser aplastada un poco mas =/ y tambien el verbo de NO CAMERAS LADIES na la mama de los pollitos XD lueog despues XD nos dieron un maria era la 112 y yo 113 =D esperamos ujn bune rato y weno comadreamos con unas y eso mientras nos bronceabamos XD ya llego nuestro turno par allegar a comer o comprar tonteria y media XD despues ya salimos a ver q ondais y nos encontramos con las comadres de nuevo XD no nos paraba al legnua buscamos lugares estratejicos para esconder la camara.. es mas.. busquenla en la foto XD ok seguamos con la lengua y ni el nombre nos preguntamos XD entre tanta lengua nos dios sed pero una coma no se la agunatab XD jaja regresamos al changarro y omg... q es eso q escucho?? omg el soundcheck AAAAAAAAAA es q si q tenia SED xD ni cuenta se dio.. si no el decimos XD jaja estabamos todas infartadas y nomas no nos hicimos pipi de la emocion por q no teniamos agua en el cuerpo XD salimos brinke y brinke AAAAAa despues de regreso al chisme compramos cochinadas y media como fotos y botones y llaveritos y demas XD despues de un rato se abrio el poster magicamente XD y le escribimos dle otro lado q amabamos a bill y q veniamos de mexico =D y todas omg q sexosa saliste comadre XD y tan tan tan tan,... por fin llego al hora de entrar -.- miramos q te manoseabanpa ver q no llevaras camaras y yo mierrcoles >.< ... la tenia.. wneo.. haber si adivinan donde XD heheh weno lacosa es q me preuntaron sitenia camara ly como BUENA MEXICANA =D le dije la verdad a medias XD le dije q si pero q no tenian arga tonces me dijo = entregalas ... las camaras.. hay ninias >.< q mente tan cochambrosa XD weno ya no me esculco ni me pasaron el de metales fiu.. me salve =D
y wneo eso es todo lo q escribir en ingles XD hahhah regresen para mas info de mi CHOCOPATOAVENTURA
=D
Y YA POR FIN EL SABADO REGRESO FIRMAS REGRESANDO DE LA CHAMBA XD HHAHAHA
FIRMEN BONITO Y ODIENMENNNNNNNNN
XD JAJA
MUAK
KCHR
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[01 Aug 2008 | Friday]
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[13 Jun 2008 | Friday]
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Current mood:  fabulous
¿COMO ENLOQUECER A UN METALERO?
1. Dile que todas las bandas de metal adoran al demonio.
2. Pregúntale que si las bandas Black Metal intentan copiar a Kiss.
3. Pregúntale porqué viste de negro, ¿Acaso se murió su abuelita?
4. Pregúntale que si conoce otra buena banda metal como Evanescense.
5. Si esta escuchando metal, dile que suena como Green Day.
6. Dile que todo el metal es un plagio descarado de Iron Butterfly.
7. Pregúntale que si ya ha ofrendado su alma a Jesús.
8. Hazle pensar que eres gay y que quieres su compañía en las tardes.
9. Cambia un disco suyo de Cannibal Corpse por otro disco de Cannibal Corpse y mira si nota la diferencia.
10. No aceptes su cédula falsa.
11. Dile que amas el metal mexicano y a sus Idolos Moderatto. (WTH !!!!!)
12. Usa la frase ''cookie monster vocals'' y haz como que si fuese lo más gracioso y más original que hayas escuchado.
13. Si esta escuchando metal, dile: ''estos tipos no tienen talento, pero Babasónicos, ellos si son talentosos!
14. Haz caer en cuenta cual homosexual es Manowar, si esta de acuerdo, di que lo único mas homosexual que Manowar es Black Sabbath
15. Di que todo el metal suena igual.
16. Pregunta ¿Qué es vinil?
17. Di que Cliff Burton era un hippie sucio que había alcanzado su máximo pico musical.
18. Si te dice que le encanta el metal de los 80's, pregúntale que le paso a Poison y Bon Jovi
19. Di que también te gusta la música underground, como Stratovarius.
20. Di que Tarja Turunen canta tan bien como Juan Gabriel.
21. Insiste en que los videos de Emperor se verían mejor si ellos usaran un grupo coreográfico.
22. Pregúntale que si Mayhem es la banda de Marylin Manson. 23. Desvía su encargo de cd's hacia la pastoral de la parroquia. 24. Escribe''Dios te ama'' con liquido corrector blanco en su parche de Hermetica.
25. Dile que cada género musical tiene un espacio underground con bandas integras, así que el metal no es único en su especie.
26. Ingresa a un foro de Power metal bajo su nick y postea que Ray Alder(Fates Warning) enloqueció a John Arch (Fates Warning).
27. Saca de sus cajas los discos de Iron Maiden y pon en su lugar uno de Prince.
28. Hazle un corte de pelo pop-punk mientras duerme.
29. Pronuncia Celtic Frost correctamente.
30. Si tiene mas de 25, di que aun puede Rockear aunque tenga hijos sin planificación y vayan a comprarles pañales, apúntalo y ríe.
31. Recuerdale la homosexualidad de Rob Halford (Judas Priest).
32. Siéntate y aplaude Cortesmente en un concierto metal.
33. Mantenlo sobrio al menos 5 minutos. (ahi les hablan!)
34. Pregúntale si Randy Rhoads iba en el mismo vuelo de John Denver.
35. Dile que Korn y Limp Bizkit trajeron de vuelta al metal en los 90s.
36. Aumenta los bajos en su equipo de sonido.
37. Burlate de Slayer por robarle el nombre a Buffy la Cazavampiros. (Sacrilegio.......................................)
38. Dile que Timo Tolkki / Yngwie Malmsteen es un gordo sin talento
39. Házle caer en cuenta de su terrible gramática u ortografía (en ciertos casos no aplica)
40. Recuérdale que el metal es parcialmente derivado del Blues.
41. Dile que los vocalistas de Power metal cantan como homosexuales.
42. Si es un hombre con pelo largo, refierete a el como si fuera mujer y no te retractes. (NADA, DEJEN A MIS NIÑOS!)
43. Impresiónate de la manera de como la Roadrunner Records ha mejorado en los ultimos 10 años.
44. Dile que te encanta el albun debut de Metallica, el Black Album. * wth?*
45. Aclara que Lemmy de Motorhead no ha movido su mano izquierda en los 30 años que ha tocado el bajo.
46. Di que el metal trata de ''mata a tu padre y viola a tu madre''.
47. Pregúntale como es que su banda favorita siendo tan buena, nadie ha oido nada de ellos. (ya... sólo me pasó 30 veces. >-..)
48. Recuerdale los buenos tiempos en que Billy Jean fue un gran hit.
49. Dile que tu también eras metalero pero que maduraste en el momento que empezaste a escuchar musica mas intelectual como Soda Stereo.
50. Dile que nunca haz escuchado una banda Blackmetal mejor que System of a Down.
51. Pregúntale si es católico
52. Dile que amas a el Power Metal desde que escuchaste a Halloween!!!
53. Dile que Mike Terrana es casi Tan bueno como Alex Fernandez de Maná.
54. Preguntale si King Diamond se escapo de un circo.
55. Comenta que Rhapsody suena como música para viejitos.
56. Preguntale si los integrantes de Blind Guardian son Hobbits Heavy.
57. Dile que Jason Becker no Tenia Talento, que el Metal lo dejó como esta y el terminará Igual.
58. Quitale todas sus pulseras negras, se sentira desnudo sin ellas. (eso es cierto jaja)
59. Pregúntale porque mueve la cabeza al escuchar metal.
60. Ponlo a escuchar una hora de pop, 20 de hip-hop, 15 de reggaeton o 5 minutos de banda (Este ultimo realmente es peligroso, se ha sabido de metaleros muertos escuchando banda).
61. Preguntale: "Te gusta el metal?" y cuando te diga "Si, me encanta!!!!!!!" contestale: "A que joto eres". Es un albur barato en México (Se refiere a jugar con un tubo de metal alli abajo), pero realmente irrita.
62. Pintale las uñas de rosa mientras duerme.
63. Admira los aportes de Cradle of Filth al escenario Black Metal mundial.
64. Insiste que Venom es Black Metal.
65. Alardea que la muerte de Quorthon fue un montaje.
66. Pregunta cuanto le pagaron a Dio por hacer de Stuart Little.
67. Dí que Ville Valo (H.I.M.) y Dani Filth (Cradle Of Filth) son los mejores vocalistas del Metal. (Love ya Ville, but you're no metal cherie T_T)
68. Dile: "tienes razón Korn o Slipknot no pueden ser death metal, porque Korn y Slipknot sí hacen musica".
69. Graba tu voz sobre una cancion de black cualquiera intentando cantar un villancico.
70. Generaliza sobre los gurpos que cantan en español, dile: "entonces Mago de Oz es igual a Saratoga y a Warcry".
71: Decir que el punk es lo mejor del mundo
72: Que no beba birras en una noche
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[08 Jun 2008 | Sunday]
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Current mood:  imaginative
Category: Writing and Poetry
30 Romances en Tokio
Escrita por Kchr
Una historia barata creada en vagaciones debido a la falta de presupuesto y hueva y demas.. XD
CAPITULO 1
"Eso Pasa Cuando Sucede"
Ring ring
Tura. >.< pinche telefono a kien ingaos se le ocurre llamar a esta hora >.<
Paisi. ^^ morning manta ^^
Tura. Mmm debi imaginarmelo q kieres wey ?? >>
Paisi- pues kero saber q vas a kerer de desayunar manta ^^
Tura-mmmm pues mmmmm no se pero >> q se mastike q no este kemado ni crudo q este bien muerto y fresco y kiero lexe con xocolatito ^.^ >>
Paisi- >> ok….
Tura- hey wey… q hora es??? A ke hora se supone tengo q levantar??
Paisi- hay manta pus te kedan como 32 minutos pa banarte, vestirte,acabar tu tarea,desayunar,ponerte tu make up ,arregler tu ropa…
tut-tut..
SE CORTA LA LLAMADA
Tura- >.< fuck com habla Inga… >.< ok mejor las muevo si no kero ser de las ultimas en recibir sus clases…
Baje un pokito mas tarde de lo que debi..namas pokito no se alteren >>…
XD
Tura- Wey que est que cest??
Paisi- q manta ?? O.o
Tura- q se supone que estoy a punto de comer >> tiene colores y aun sangra >>
Paisi- >> es pizza wey.. Es la q no nos acabamos XD
Tura- wey pero eso fue cuando eramos freshman y fuimos al homecoming >>
Paisi- y que tiene de malo manta??
Tura- never mind wey >> mejor como yogurt..
Un poko mas tarde salimos corriendo para ir a la skul XD ella en su twinky XD y yo en mi moto ^^
Era gracioso XD ella y yo casi siempre ESTabamos hechando carreritas XD ella sentada hasta atras en el twinky XD y yo en mi motito moxa *.*
Por ser el 1er dia decidi ir por algo q le gusta mucho DONITAS *w* y pues algo q a mi tambien me gust a mucho… el cajerito *W*
Cajero- hola Buenos dias ^^ como amaneciste? ^.^ En que te puedo ayudar?? Que se te ofrece?? Kieres café?? O.o
Tura- O.o gosh….
^.^ el era simplemente hermoso ^^ aunq el ya sabia q siempre ordenaba lo mismo y q no tomaba café por cosas del pasado… >>
FLASH BACK ….
Paisi- Wey no hay lechita con xocolate….. >.< me v a a pegar si no le doy su lexita con xocolate :'( y me va adoler >.< nonononononoooooooo >.< q hago q hago??
Tura-Paisiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Paisi- >.< uta mauser justamante hoy tenia q levantarse ella sola >> …….. Si manta … dime
Tura- hey donde dejaste mi bolsa con el cambio que te di para q fueras a comprar la despensa recuerda que hoy es un dia muyyyyyyyyyyyy especial ^^ … Donde esta mokosa >>' ??
Paisi - mmmm el dinero?? Tu me diste??? Para despensa?? Mmmmmmmm >.<
Tura - si mija, ese mero donde esta mokosa >> ??
Paisi-mmmmmmmm que necesitas? creo q la puse en el closet… :S
Tura- a weno tonces si te lo di XD haha ok ya merito bajo por mi lexita con xocolate *W*
Paisi- >.< madressssssssss aAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA >.< tendre q darle café >.< no lo notara …aparte el café la prende y asi tendra energia toooooooodo el dia y es mejor q red bull y le da empleo a la gente en el campo y pues tiene H20 que es bueno para su salud ^^ siiiiiiii le dare café …
Tura- chin ya llego **** por mi , damelo en fa… >.<
Paisi- ok byee suerte manta ^^ me saludas a ****
Tura - aja si dame adios >>
****- hola ^^
Tura- Hola *W* muak ^^ mmmmmmmmmm >.< inche lexita caliente >.< apart sabe rara…
****. - pues huele medio rara mi vida … deja que se enfrie ^.^ tu trankila si no tu examen te va a comer antes de tiempo
Tura bebia del likido caliente >> (lo q se supone era su lexe con xocolate mal pensados >>)
Tura- ok amor ^^ no kieres un poko??
****- amor….. Eso no es xocolate..
Tura W t F ? o.O comoq no??? se ke sabe raro pero …
**** Mi vida soy kimico y eso no es leche… es CAFÉ
Tura. *.* q?vbfd??rthg/6uh/Nbsdrfg/srgr/???? 0.o >.< pero si …. No puede ser…. >.< el café me pone mal….
****. Mi vida trankila
Tura- :S
YA APUNTO DE PRESENTAR EL EXAMEN
Maestra- Seniorita TURA (seniorita aunQUE les cueste >> ) esta muy altereda no creo q pueda, menos deba tomar la prueba en esa condicion tendra que esperar al sanguiente anio para poder ver si tiene la capacidad para tomar esta clase..
Tura= PAISI >.< >=I
FIN DE FLASH BACK XD
Cajero- omg eres tu, perdon, no te reconoci luces tannnnnnnnnnnn diferente me encanta tu cabello y veo que tienes una nueva moto ^^
Tura- a? o.O aja si ^^
En realidad nunca escuche muxo de loq me decia pero es q me perdia en sus ojos y su cabello que desafiaba la gravedad ^^
Cajero- Tura???
Tura <3.<3 si?
Cajero- mmm ok por ser tu no te cobrare esta vez…
Tura-<3.<3
Cajero- ok??
Tura- <3.<3
Cajerito ^.- pero no le digas a nadie
Tura-<3.<3 q? o si aha si ^^
Cajero- bueno te tengas buen dia ^^ y ten un xocolatito de la casa ^^
Tura- gaxias *.*
Despues de reacCionar osea como 3 minutos despues me monte en mi motito *.* para ir a la skul ^^ una vez ya en la skul vi a mis compas ^^ Paisi ( otra vez >>) TomKa el padrote de Paisi XD,Pancha con kien compartia el poder de la clika mil8mil ^^ q me estaban esperando cosa q me soSSSprendio XD ya q por ser principio de anio q yo sepa no debia ningun dinero por ninguna parte XD aun no XD
Pancha -Mija ^.^
Tura- (mmmmm at madre >> hora q kiere este wey >>) q onda??
Pancha- omg te extranie mil8mil D:
Tura- ho si = yo gracias >>
TomKa- vieja por q no me saludas he >>
TomKa TomKa Tomka >>
FLASH BACK XD
Tomka- alo?
Tura- q kiers >> ??
Tomka- hola solo hablaba para …
Tura interrumpe XD
Tura- para ver si te hacia paro con tu vieja blah blah blah blah…
Tomka - wow q comes q adivinas?? Por eso te kero puedes??? *.O
Tura - mmmmmm y como para q?? XD haha digo si se peude saber… si no pues = me acabo enterando…
Tomka- >>
Tura XD Hashanah aun q me hagas ojos no te veo muaja >=)
Tomka - andale ^^
Tura >> noop
Tomka- please *.*
Tura- ^^ nooop
Tomka - y te doy $************************* (la censura es por respeto XD)
Tura $.$ weno pero nadamas tu y paisi en la sala platicando he >>
Tomka claro ( >=D ilusa)
Tura - ^^ ok …
Tomka llego a la casa y no solo el si no tambien 3476 de sus "amigotes" >> y nisikiera estaba Paisi >.<
Dejaron la chosa un asko >> ASKO ASKO *.* jugaron con nuestro make up como buenas marikitas >> y no se q mas hicieron bueno si pero no creo q Kieran saber…
FIN DEL FLASHBACK XD
Tomka- aun tas enojada??
Tura >>
Tomka- si o no??? o.O
Tura- >> …
Decidi pasarme de largo ya q paisi tampoko lo defendio XD muaja
Aun q me hizo ojitos de perrito *.* eso no sirve conmigo >>
Al dar la vuelta vi una linea con 3476 tipos enfrente de mi…. >.< cosa q en el momento solo me dio un poko de corage >> ya q en parte era mi culpa cuando… de un momento a otro llega tomka con Pancha y Paisi cosa que me ayudaria >=) muaja…






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[21 Jan 2008 | Monday]
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Current mood:  sick
Category: Romance and Relationships
LAS MUJERES VENGATIVAS
VENGANZA NUMERO 1 Hoy mi hija cumple 18 años... y estoy muy contento porque es el último pago de pensión alimenticia que le doy, así que llamé a mi hijita para que viniera a mi casa y cuando llegó le dije: - 'Hijita, quiero que lleves este cheque a casa de tu mamá y que le digas que: ¡¡¡Este es el último maldito cheque que va recibir de mí en todo lo que le queda de su puta vida!!! y quiero que me digas la expresión que pone en su rostro'. Así que mi hija fue a entregar el cheque. Yo estaba ansioso por saber lo que la bruja tenía que decir y qué cara pondría. Cuando mi hijita entró, le pregunté inmediatamente: - '¿Qué fue lo que te dijo tu madre?' - '¡Me dijo que justamente estaba esperando este día para decirte que no eres mi papá!' 
VENGANZA NUMERO 2 Un hombre que siempre molestaba a su mujer, pasó un día por la casa de unos amigos para que lo acompañaran al aeropuerto a dejar a su esposa que viajaba a París. A la salida de inmigración, frente a todo el mundo, él le desea buen viaje y en tono burlón le grita: - ¡¡Amor, no te olvides de traerme una hermosa francesita Ja ja ja!! Ella bajó la cabeza y se embarcó muy molesta. La mujer pasó quince días en Francia. El marido otra vez pidió a sus amigos que lo acompañasen al aeropuerto a recibirla. Al verla llegar, lo primero que le grita a toda voz es: - Y amor ¿¿me trajiste mi francesita?? - Hice todo lo posible, - contesta ella - ahora sólo tenemos que rezar para que nazca niña.
VENGANZA NUMERO 3 El marido, en su lecho de muerte, llama a su mujer. Con voz ronca y ya débil, le dice: - Muy bien, llegó mi hora, pero antes quiero hacerte una confesión. - No, no, tranquilo, tú no debes hacer ningún esfuerzo. - Pero, mujer, es preciso - insiste el marido - Es preciso morir en paz. Te quiero confesar algo. - Está bien, está bien. ¡Habla! - He tenido relaciones con tu hermana, tu mamá y tu mejor amiga. - Lo sé, lo sé ¡¡¡Por eso te envenené, hijo de puta!!!
VENGANZA NUMERO 4 Estaba una indita en un juzgado y el juez le pregunta: - María, me han dicho que tú mataste a tu esposo. - Is qui como qui lo maté y no lo maté, tábanos jugando. - A ver, María, explícame eso. - Is qui istaba lavando los calzonis di mi viejo y qui llega mi viejo, agarra la cubeta dil agua y mi la avienta y mi dice: 'Cómo qui ti llovizna' Intoncis qui mi enojo y agarro ditirjente. Se lo aviento en la cara y li hago: ' como qui ti neva!!!'. Intoncis qui agarra un puñu di piedras y mi hace: ' como qui ti graniza!' Y entoncis qui mi inojo más y agarro piedras y li hago:' como qui ti graniza tanbién!!!' Dispuis agarra il látigo di su caballo y qui me hace: ' como qui ti rilampaguea! ' Intonsis qui mi agarra bien incabronada y como yo no traiba cinturón qui agarro il machete y li hago...: ¡¡¡ZASSSSSS!!!. .. !! COMO QUI TI PARTI UN RAYO MALDITO CABRON!!!!
Manda este correo a todas las mujeres que conozcas para que pasen un buen rato... y a hombres con buen humor para que se den cuenta que las mujeres:
Son mansas pero no MENSAS!!!!!! 
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[21 Nov 2007 | Wednesday]
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Current mood:  bitchy
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
The Bride: [in Japanese] Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now. [in English] The Bride: EXCEPT YOU, SOFIE! You stay right where you are!
The Bride: It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that I'm sorry. But you can take my word for it, your mother had it comin'. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I'll be waiting.
The Bride: How did you find me? Bill: [ off screen] I'm the man.
[ first lines] Bill: Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other... jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most... [ cocks pistol] Bill: masochistic. The Bride: Bill... it's your baby... [ BLAM!]
The Bride: [ her first words upon waking from the coma] My baby! My baby!
Copperhead: So I suppose it's a little late for an apology, huh? The Bride: You suppose correctly. Copperhead: You have every right to want to get even. The Bride: No. No. To get even? Even-Steven? I would have to kill you, go up to Nikki's room, kill her, then wait for your husband to come home, and kill him. That would be even, Verntia. That'd be about square.
The Bride: Go-Go, I know you feel you must protect your mistress. But I beg you, walk away. [ Go-Go giggles girlishly] Go Go Yubari: You call that begging? You can beg better than that.
Hattori Hanzo: I'm done doing what I swore an oath to God 28 years ago to never do again. I've created, "something that kills people." And in that purpose I was a success. I've done this, because philosophically I'm sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut.
[ first title card] Title Card: "Revenge is a dish best served cold" - Old Klingon proverb.
Hattori Hanzo: What brings you to Okinawa? The Bride: I'm here to see a man. Hattori Hanzo: Oh yeah? You have a friend living in Okinawa? The Bride: Not quite. Hattori Hanzo: Not a friend? The Bride: I've never met him. Hattori Hanzo: Never? Who is he, may I ask? The Bride: Hattori Hanzo. Hattori Hanzo: [ Serious, switches to Japanese] What do you want with Hattori Hanzo? The Bride: [ Japanese] I need Japanese steel. Hattori Hanzo: [ Japanese] Why do you need Japanese steel? The Bride: [ Japanese] I have vermin to kill. Hattori Hanzo: [ English] You must have big rats if you need Hattori Hanzo's steel. The Bride: [ English] ... Huge.
O-Ren Ishii: You didn't think it was gonna be that easy, did you? The Bride: You know, for a second there, yeah, I kinda did. O-Ren Ishii: Silly rabbit. The Bride: Trix are… O-Ren Ishii: …for kids.
O-Ren Ishii: You didn't think it would be that easy, did you? The Bride: Yeah, for a second, I kinda did.
O-Ren Ishii: Silly rabbit... The Bride: Trix are for O-Ren Ishii: Kids.
O-Ren Ishii: Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords.
Budd: That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
[ after Bill tells her not to kill The Bride] Elle Driver: Thought that was pretty fuckin' funny didn't you? Word of advice, shithead - don't you ever wake up.
O-Ren Ishii: [ after she cuts off Tanaka's head, in Japanese] So you all will know the seriousness of my warning, I shall say this in English. O-Ren Ishii: [ in English] As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time! [ pause] O-Ren Ishii: I didn't think so. O-Ren Ishii: [ calmly, in Japanese] Gentlemen, this meeting is adjourned.
The Bride: As I said before, I've allowed you to keep your wicked life for two reasons. And the second reason is so you can tell him in person everything that happened here tonight. I want him to witness the extent of my mercy by witnessing your deformed body. I want you to tell him all the information you just told me. I want him to know what I know. I want him to know I want him to know. And I want them all to know they'll all soon be as dead as O-Ren.
Copperhead: So when do we do this? The Bride: It all depends on when do you want to die? Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow? Copperhead: How about tonight, bitch? The Bride: Splendid, where?
The Bride: You can relax for now. I'm not going to murder you in front of your daughter. Copperhead: That's being more rational than Bill led me to believe you were capable of. The Bride: It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality.
Elle Driver: I might never have liked you. Point of fact, I despise you. But that doesn't suggest I don't respect you. Dying in our sleep is a luxury our kind is rarely afforded. My gift to you.
The Bride: Wiggle your big toe.
The Bride: [ spanking a young member of the Crazy 88s with her sword] This is what you get for fucking around with the Yakuzas! [ with a last spank, lets him go] The Bride: Go home to your mother!
O-Ren Ishii: You might not be able to fight like a samurai, but you can at least die like a samurai.
Japanese Businessman: Do you like Ferraris? Go Go Yubari: Ferraris... Italian trash. [ Japanese businessman giggles] Go Go Yubari: Do you want to screw me? [ Japanese businessman giggles again] Go Go Yubari</B>: Don't laugh. Do you want to screw me, yes or no? Japanese Businessman: Yes. [She stabs him in the stomach with a Samurai short sword] Go Go Yubari: How about now, big boy? Do you still wish to penetrate me?... Or is it I who has penetrated you?
Hattori Hanzo: For those regarded as warriors, when engaged in combat the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior's only concern. Suppress all human emotion and compassion. Kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself. This truth lies at the heart of the art of combat.
The Bride: [drags Buck The Rapist's head between a hospital door, and screams] WHERE'S BILL! [slam] Buck: Ugh! The Bride: WHERE'S BILL! [slam] Buck: Ugh! [feebly] Buck: Please... stop... hitting me... The Bride: WHERE'S BILL! [slam] Buck: Ugh! [frantically] Buck: I... I don't know who Bill is! The Bride: BULLSHIT! [slam] The Bride: [then she notices the tattoos of "Buck" on one hand, and "Fuck" on another, then starts to remember the rapists standing by her bed] Buck: [flashback] Well ain'cha the slice of cutie pie they said you were... Janes Doe... They don't know shit about you! Well, I'm from Huntsville; Texas. My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck... Hahahahahahaha... The Bride: [gently] Your name is "Buck"... right? Buck: [Buck gulps] The Bride: [getting angrier and angrier] ... and you came here to "Fuck", RIGHT? [prepares for one last mighty slam] Buck: [screaming] WAIT A MINUTE! The Bride: HRRAAAARRRGH! [with one mighty slam, The Bride kills Buck The Rapist] The Bride: [scrambles through Buck's corpse and finds a key ring] Pussy Wagon... You FUCKER! [one last slam]
Proprietor: You have to say, "Yes, yes, yes" to any selfish demands they make. Charlie Brown: They demand ridiculous things. Proprietor: Shut up! Do you know what would happen if they heard you? Charlie Brown: What's gonna happen? Proprietor: Did you hear about the Tanaka clan? You're gonna get your head cut off. Charlie Brown: No, I don't want that.
Boss Benta: Boss Tanaka! What is the meaning of this outburst? This is a time for celebration. Boss Tanaka: And what exactly are we celebrating? The perversion of our illustrious council? Boss Honda: Tanaka, have you gone mad? I will not tolerate this! You're disrespecting our sister! Apologize! O-Ren Ishii: Tanaka-san, of what perversion do you speak? Boss Tanaka: My father... [to Benta] Boss Tanaka: along with yours... [to Ozawah] Boss Tanaka: and along with yours, started this council. And while you laugh like stupid donkeys, they weep in the afterlife over the perversion committed today. Boss Ozawah: Outrageous! Tanaka, it is you who insults this council! [Throws rag at him] Boss Ozawah: Bastard! Boss Tanaka: [Throws rag back] Fuck face! O-Ren Ishii: Gentlemen. Tanaka obvious has something on his mind. By all means, allow him to express it. Boss Tanaka: [Last words] I speak, of the perversion done to this council... which I love... more than my own children, by making a Chinese Jap-American half-breed bitch its leader! [O-Ren quickly runs across the table and cuts off his head]
Earl McGraw: Son number one? Edgar McGraw: Yeah? Earl McGraw: This tall drink of cocksucker ain't dead.
O-Ren (voice): Look at me, Matsumoto... Take a good look at my face. Look at my eyes. Look at my mouth. Do I look familiar? Do I look like somebody... you murdered?
Vernita Green: [somewhat to herself, as she gets her daughter's cereal] Black Mamba. I shoulda been motherfuckin' Black Mamba.
The Bride: Bitch, you can stop right there. Just because I have no wish to murder you before the eyes of your daughter, does not mean parading her around in front of me is going to inspire sympathy. You and I have unfinished business. And not a goddamn fuckin' thing you've done in the subsequent four years, including getting knocked up, is going to change that.
The Bride: [in Japanese] O-Ren Ishii! You and I have unfinished business!
[last lines] Bill: One more thing, Sofie... is she aware her daughter is still alive?
The Bride: [voiceover narration] As I lay in the back of Buck's truck, trying to will my limbs out of entropy, I could see the faces of the cunts that did this to me and the dick responsible. Members all of Bill's brainchild - the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad. When fortune smiles on something as violent and ugly as revenge, it seems proof like no other, that God exists, and not only does He exist, you're doing His will.
The Bride: My Baby. My Baby.
Sushi Bar Assistant: [Japanese] What'd ya want? The Bride: [English] I beg your pardon? Hattori Hanzo: [English] Oh..."drink" [makes drinking motion with hand] The Bride: [English] Oh, yes, a bottle of warm sake please. Hattori Hanzo: [English] Warm sake? VERY GOOD. Hattori Hanzo: [Japanese] One warm sake. Sushi Bar Assistant: [Japanese] Sake? In the middle of the day? Hattori Hanzo: [Japanese] Day, night, afternoon, who gives a damn? Get the sake. Sushi Bar Assistant: [Japanese] How come I always have to get the sake? You listen well... for thirty years, you make the fish, I get the sake. If this were the military, I'd be General by now. Hattori Hanzo: [Japanese] Oh, so you'd be General, huh? If you were General, I'd be Emperor, and you'd STILL get the sake. So shut up and get the sake. Hattori Hanzo: [English] Do you understand?
Hattori Hanzo: Revenge is never a straight line. It's a forest, And like a forest it's easy to lose your way... To get lost... To forget where you came in.
O-Ren Ishii: Your instrument is quite impressive. Where was it made? The Bride: Okinawa. O-Ren Ishii: [in Japanese] Whom in Okinawa made you this steel? The Bride: [in Japanese] Hattori Hanzo. O-Ren Ishii: [in Japanese] YOU LIE! the Bride shows Hattori Hanzo marking on sword] O-Ren Ishii: [in Japanese] Swords however, never get tired. I hope you saved your energy. If you haven't... You may not last five minutes. But as last looks go, you could do worse.
O-Ren Ishii: [her last lines] That really was a Hattori Hanzo sword.
Elle Driver: Hello, Bill. Bill: What's her condition? Elle Driver: Comatose. Bill: Where is she? Elle Driver: I'm standing over her right now. Bill: That's my girl. Elle, you're gonna have to abort the mission. Elle Driver: WHAT? Bill: We owe her better than that. Elle Driver: NO YOU DON'T! YOU DON'T OWE HER SHIT! Bill: Will you keep your voice down? Elle Driver: [whispering] You don't owe her shit! Bill: May I say one thing? Elle Driver: Speak Bill: Y'all beat the hell out of that woman, but you didn't kill her. And I put a bullet in her head, but her heart just kept on beatin'. Now, you saw that yourself with your own beautiful blue eye, did you not? We've done a lot of things to this lady. And if she ever wakes up, we'll do a whole lot more. But one thing we won't do is sneak into her room in the night like a filthy rat and kill her in her sleep. And the reason we won't do that thing is because... that thing would lower us. Don't you agree, Miss Driver? Elle Driver: I guess. Bill: Do you really have to guess? Elle Driver: [sighs] No. I don't really have to guess. I know. Bill: Come on home, honey. Elle Driver: Affirmative. Bill: I love you very much. Elle Driver: I love you too. bye bye.
Sushi Bar Assistant: [in Japanese] I'm not bald, okay? I shaved my head. Sushi Bar Assistant: [in English] Understand?
Hattori Hanzo: Funny, you like samurai swords... I like baseball.
Earl McGraw: Well, give me the gory details, Son Number One. Edgar McGraw: It's a goddamn massacre, Pop. They wiped out the whole wedding party, execution-style. Earl McGraw: Give me a figure. Edgar McGraw: Nine dead bodies. And we're talking the whole shebang: Bride, Groom, Reverend, Reverend's wife... hell, they even shot that old colored fella that plays the organ. Earl McGraw: It would appear someone objected to this union and wasn't able to hold their peace.
Edgar McGraw: What'd I tell you, Pop? It's like a goddamn Nicaraguan death squad. Earl McGraw: You'd better shit-can that blasphemy, boy. You're in a house of worship.
Earl McGraw: Well, this is definitely the work of professionals. I'd guess-timate Mexican Mafia hit squad. Four, maybe five strong. Edgar McGraw: How can you tell? Earl McGraw: Well a sure and steady hand did this. This ain't no squirrelly amateur. This is the work of a salty dog. You can tell by the cleanliness of the carnage. Now a kill-crazy rampage though it may be, all the colors are kept within the lines. If you was a moron, you could almost admire it.
Earl McGraw: Who's the bride? Edgar McGraw: Don't know. The name on the marriage certificate is "Arlene Machiavelli." That's a fake. We've all just been calling her "The Bride" on account of the dress. Earl McGraw: You can tell she was pregnant. Man'd have to be a mad dog to shoot a goddamn good-looking gal like that in the head. Look at her. Hay-colored hair, big eyes. She's a little blood-spattered angel.
[looking at the Bride in her coma] Buck: Price is $75 a fuck, my friend. You getting your freak on, or what? Trucker: Oh yeah, boy. [gives Buck the money] Buck: Now here are the rules. Rule Number One: no punching her. The nurse comes in tomorrow and she got a shiner or less some teeth, jig's up. So, no knuckle sandwiches under no circumstances. And by the way, this little cunt's a spitter. It's a motor-reflex thing. But spit or not, no punching. Now, are we absolutely, positively clear on Rule Number One? Trucker: Yeah. Buck: Good. Now, Rule Number Two: no monkey bites, and no hickeys. In fact, no leaving no marks of any kind on her. After that, it's all good, buddy. Now, her plumbing down there don't work no more, so feel free to come in her all you want. Keep the noise down, try not to make a mess. I'll be back in twenty. [Buck starts to leave, but snaps his fingers and turns back] Buck: Oh, shit! By the way, not every time but sometimes this chick's cooch will get drier than a bucket of sand. If she's dry, just lube up with this, [tosses him a jar labeled "VasaLube"] Buck: and you'll be good to go. Bon Appetite, good buddy.
The Bride: [English] I've kept you alive for two reasons. And the first reason is information. Sofie Fatale: [French] Burn in hell, blonde bitch! I'll tell you nothing! The Bride: [English] But I am gonna ask you questions. And every time you don't give me answers, I'm gonna cut something off. And I promise you, they will be things you will miss. GIVE ME YOUR OTHER ARM! [Sophie screams]
Bill: Sofie, Sofie, my Sofie. I'm so sorry. Sofie Fatale: Please... please forgive my betrayal. Bill: No more of that. Sofie Fatale: But still... Bill: But still nothing. Nothing, except my aching heart, at what she's done to my beautiful and brilliant Sofie.
O-Ren Ishii: For ridiculing you earlier, I apologize. The Bride: Accepted.
The Bride: [after finally getting her big toe to move] Hard part's over. Now let's get these other piggies wiggling.
The Bride: [after quickly dispatching six Crazy 88's] So, O-Ren? Any more subordinates for me to kill?
The Bride: [the bride to Sofie Fatale] ... except for you, Sofie! You stay right where you are.
The Bride: Then give me one of these. Hattori Hanzo: They're not for sale. The Bride: I didn't say "sell me" I said give me. Hattori Hanzo: [laughs] Why should I help you? The Bride: Because my vermin is a former student of yours. And considering the student, I'd say you have a rather *large* obligation. [long pause. Hanzo walks to the window and writes Bill's name] Hattori Hanzo: [in Japanese] You can sleep here. It will take me a month to make the sword. I suggest you spend it practicing.
Copperhead: We'll have us a knife fight.
Hattori Hanzo: [in Japanese] I'm retired.
Hattori Hanzo: [in Japanese] Yellow-haired warrior. Go!
The Bride: You must be Gogo. ...
XD love this movie ^^
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[19 Sep 2007 | Wednesday]
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Current mood:  high
This is a very interesting homework that i had 4 my drama class ann i just wanna share ... ^^
And Then What?
My first day of high school was on October 6, 2005.It was just the end of my first week here in Escondido, a whole new life. First to get into the school I had to get a shot the day before because I needed it. I woke up at 6:00 in the morning, I went to the bathroom to wash my face, brush my teeth, I rushed back to my bed because the floor was too cold and I didn't want my cousins to see me in shorts and my old "fear of the dark" shirt. I got dress and went up to the kitchen because my room was next to the garage. The house was all weird like 3 in 4 levels. I drank my chocolate and I went back to the bathroom to brush my teeth again and tried to do something nice to my hair. At 6:40 I went down from Kalmia St. to Escondido boulevard and waited for the 350, my uncle came with me all the way, I went to see my counselor to check if was possible that that day I could start my education in high school . I wait like 40 minutes to get my classes. I said bye to my uncle and he gave a hug. I went with miss Martinez to my first class, ELD 1, she opened the door and told me to come in, I saw the other students that were like me… in that moment I remembered my friends telling me " wow, you are going to find a lot of blue-eye, blonde and handsome boys just because is America and the TV said so …" and I just saw ,well, people like me. I saw a small red-hair lady which introduce her self as Ms Sherry she introduce me to the whole class and gave me a sit far away from the white board and in that moment I realized that I was blind. In that class I met Samantha who help me with some of my other classes. I remember that I saw posters of the Greeks gods and Romeo and Juliet I didn't have a lot of time in that class but I knew that I had to go to another room and I wasn't sure of where I should go. I was lucky because we all have the same second period class, it was ELD 1 but this time was with Ms. Sanchez this class focused on writing.
Sam introduced me to the teacher and Ms Sanchez told me "welcome" and she gave me my sit. I hear something and the whole class stand up and place their hands on their heart. I was confused so I just stand up and waited. That class had nothing especial just people asking me where I was from, my name, my age, my classes and all those things. The bell rang again and I had no idea of what was next, I did not know that we had a 10 minutes break and where was my next class but Samantha came to the rescue, she told me to take it easy and she told me where was my 3rd period class, algebra.
I went in and turned in my paper to Mister Castillo, he asked me my name, if I liked math, where I came from… all the things that teachers ask. He gave me my sit, introduce me to the class I felt weird so I just said a sarcastic "hi" and moved my hand. That day I did not pay any attention for some reason my mind went blank during algebra. The bell rang for the 6th or 7th time but it wasn't the end of the class it was the prep rally so I just followed the others and once in the gym I got kind of lost because I just sat where I wanted I did not know that the gym had especial spots based on your grade. I also got bored because I had no idea of what was going on so I just try to enjoy. I saw the cheerleaders jumping all around the gym, screaming things that I can hardly understand because of the noise and my lack of English, in the middle of the show I got a call from my friend who back then was in Russia or somewhere in Asia I could hardly heard what she said but I remember that she ask me how I was and if the school was like Lizzie McGuire, I ask her If she was making fun of me but she was serious so I decided to end the call and whish her the best. The show was over. I went out trying to figure out what should I do an a tiny, small and dark hair girl told me "hey, a donde vas?" and that means "hey, where are you going ?" I told her that I had no idea and she told me to come with her, I did and for some reason I watch the prep rally twice. Then I lost Paloma and I decided to walk around the library and maybe find some help and I did. On my way I found Samantha again and she took me to the girl's locker, when I came in I was freak out, I saw girls walking half naked like "nothing happens" and that was a big trauma, I mean, people that I did not know walking, in underwear, spanking each other and more. Samantha got dress and took me where was my teacher of Physical Education, Mister Dolan, he just said "welcome" ,gave my number and after the class ended the warm-up he kick me to the shadow while the class played Basket ball. The ball rang for I do not really know what time and Samantha took me back to the locker she got dressed or undressed, it depends on how you see it, we spend the lunch together, she introduced me to other guys from other classes like ELD II and they asked me the same things that I heard before.
The lunch was over and 5th period was next, obviously, Samantha took me to that room because she had the same class but was her 3rd period, that class was Spanish 2 for Spanish speaker with Mister Jaime. I gave him my paper, he introduced me to the class, another sarcastic "que onda?", that day I did not really have a 5th period class because I got a call from the office to take a test so my counselor could see how bad was my English and my math. I took it with a guy who enter to school just the day before, I did my best, I asked if I could go back to my class, they gave me a purple paper called "pass" and I went back to room 211, I spend like 15 minutes trying to find it again, I was lucky and found it 2 minutes before the bell, I gave my "purple pass" to my teacher and he said "o.k", he gave me details about the homework, he asked me if I had my book and my ID, and I answer "no" to both questions and the bell rang.
It was time for my last class, ELD 1 with miss Sanchez again but this time was focused on . I took my sit and I remembered for the 3rd time that I was blind. We practice vocabulary and chat with some people, they always gave me a weird look but it did not surprise me because I knew my answers were different from what people usually say. The bell rang, I was satisfied and ready to go home, call my siblings, do not do homework, and sleep all afternoon.
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[29 May 2007 | Tuesday]
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Current mood:  weird
Category: Life
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