Ready for round 2?
Georgia:
- If an orginization registered as non-profit fails to register their raffle with the local sheriff, the group risks up to $10,000 dollars in fines and 5 years in jail
- All sextoys are banned
- It is illegal to use profainity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office
- (Read this one carefully, and you'l see the problem) Members of state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding WHILE state assembly is in session
- Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs
- Nobody may carry ice cream in their back pockets on Sunday (But it's okay the rest of the week?)
- (In Acworth) All citizens must own a rake
- (In Athens-Clarke County) Adult bookstores may not sell alcohol
- (Also in Athens-Clarke County) Massage businesses may not sell alcohol on the side (Anyone else seeing a theme here?)
- (ALSO in Athens-Clarke) Selling two beers at once for the same price is not allowed (WHY???)
- (ALSO (again) in Athens-Clarke) One must obtain a LISCENCE for a going out of business sale
- (Again in Athens-Clarke) Goldfish may not be given away to entice someone into a game of bingo
- (AGAIN in Athens-Clarke) Persons under the age of 16 may not play pinball after 11 pm (Oooookaaaaaay)
- (Yet again in Athens-Clarke) It is illegal for anyone to make disturbing sounds at a fair (And WHAT exactly qualifies as "disturbing sounds"?)
- (YET AGAIN (Jeeze) in Athens-Clarke) On Mondays it is illegal for anyone to whistle loudly after 11 pm
Hawaii:
- Billboards are outlawed
- All residents must be fined as a result of not owning a boat (WHAT?)
- Coins are not allowed to be placed in ones ears ( o_O )
Idaho:
- It is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than 50 pounds (HOLY SHIT!)
- You may not fish on a camel's back (Ummmmmm.......)
- Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime
- (In Boise) Residents may not fish on a girraffe's back
- (In Coeur d Alene) If a police officer approaches a car and he believes that the occupants are having sex, he must either honk or flash his lights and wait three minutes before aproaching the car
- (In Eagle) Persons may not camp out on the sidewalks in the city (Were they having a problem with this?)
- (Also in Eagle) Dirt may not be swept from one's house into the street
- (In Pocatello) A 1912 law states that "The carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden unless some are exhibited to public view"
- (Also in Pocatello) A person may not be seen outside without a smile on their face (So it's illegal to not be happy? HUH??)
Illinois:
- You may be arrested for vagrancy if you don't have at least one dollar bill in your pocket
- You must contact police before entering a city in an automobile
- The English language is not to be spoken (Yes, that's right, it's technically illegal to speak English in Illinois)
- (In Carbondale) No one may stand on the sidewalk on the 500 block of Illinois Ave.
- (In Champaign) One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth (WHAT THE FUCK?!)
- (In Chicago) All businesses entering into contracts with the city must sift through their records and any business they had dealing with slaves during the era of slavery (That's just a WEEEEE bit out dated I'd say)
- (Also in Chicago) Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire (Okay, I'll buite...WHY would ANYONE be dumb enough to do that in the first place?)
- (ALSO in Chicago) It is illegal to give a dog whiskey
- (Again in Chicago) Kites may not be flown within city limits
- (AGAIN in Chicago) While in the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb
- (Yet again in Chicago) It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age an have legal permits
- (In Cicero) Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays
- (In Crete) It is considered an offense to have sex with one's dog (Okay that one scares me a little)
- (Also in Crete) Cars may not be driven through the town
- (In Crystal Lake) If one wishes to plant new sod in his or her yard in the summer months, that person may not use the city's water to water it
- (In Des Plaines) Wheelbarrows with "For Sale" signs may not be chained to trees
- (In Evanston) Bowling is forbidden
- (Also in Evanston) It is illegal to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in the case of a fire (That doesn't even make sense!)
Indiana:
- Hotel sheets must be EXACTLY 99 inches long and 81 inches wide
- If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing, or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and recieves money for it, they shall be fined $3 dollars under the Act to Prevent Immoral Practices
- Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns. or swears by the name of God, Jesus, or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined 3 dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of 10 dollars per day (Don't even get me STARTED on the concept of this one, but isn't 10 not divisible by 3?)
- The value of Pi is 3 (Yes that's right Indina state law overrides even the rules of mathmatics, lol)
- It is illegal for a man to be sexually arroused in public
- One may not sniff glue
- Unless it is to stop smoking or loss weight, one must get a referral from a liscensed physician in order to see a hypnotist
- Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March
- It is illegal to sell cars on Sunday
- Oral sex is illegal
- (I laughed SO hard at this one) A man over the age o 18 may be arrested for stathictory rape if the passenger of his car is not wearing their socks and shoes and is under the age of 17 (LOL, conservative much?)
- It is against the law to pass a horse on the street
- It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks (Why?)
- Liquor stores may not sell milk
- You can not get out of paying for a dependent's medical care by praying for him/her (LOL)
- Smoking in the state legistaure is banned, except when legislature is in session (Um, double standard much?)
Iowa:
- It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp
- A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman in public (Riiiiiiiiight)
- One-armed piano players must perfrom for free (Wait, what?)
- Kisses may last for no more than 5 minutes
- Tanning bed facilites must post the risk of getting a sunburn ( T_T )
- (In Bettendorf) Liquor stores may not place ads selling beer outside their store
- (In Cedar Rapids) It is illegal to read a person's palm within city limits
- (In Fort Madison) The fire department is REQUIRED to practice fire fighting for 15 mninutes before attending to a fire
- (In Indianola) The "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned
- (In Marshalltown) Horse are forbidden to eat fire hydrants
- (In Mount Vernon) One must obtain a permit from the City Council before throwing bricks into a highway
Kansas:
- Rabbits may not be shot from motoboats (Only in Kansas, lol)
- Pedistrians crossing the highway at night must wear tailights (I'm sorry but if I were driving car, that would confuse the crap out of me!)
- No one may catch fish with his bare hands
- The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks (Is it just me or are their a lot of hunting related ones here?)
- If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed
- (In Derby) Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal
- (Also in Derby) Person's may not screech their tires while driving
- (ALSO in Derby) Riding an animal down the road is against the law
- (In Dodge City) It is illegal to spit on a sidewalk
- (In Russell) Musical car horns are forbidden
- (In Topeka) It is illegal to drive one's car through a parade
- (Also in Topeka) No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night
Kentucky:
- One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once
- It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow
- (In Fort Thomas) Dogs are not allowed to molest cars
- (In Owensboro) One may not recieve anal sex
- (Also in Ownensboro) A woman may not buy a hat without her husnband's permisson
Louisiana:
- "Fake" wrestling matches are prohibited
- Spectators at a boxing match may not mock one of the opponents
- It is a $500 dollar fine to intruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without knocking
- Running an abortion advertisement could land you in jail for up to a year
- It is illegal to rob a bank then shoot the bank teller with a water pistol (Isn't it illegal to rob a bank in the FIRST PLACE?)
- Biting someone with your natural teeth is assault, but biting someone while wearing false teeth is considered aggraveted assault
- It is illegal to gargle in public places
- One may not dare another to go onto railroad tracks owned by another
- Rituals the involve the ingestion of blood, urine or fecal matter or not prohibited (What, the, fuck???)
- One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise
- Every time a person is seriously burned he must report it to the fire marshall
- Prisioners who hurt themselves could serve an additional two years in jail
- (In Jefferson Parish) Minors may not go to businesses with coin operated foosball machines unless accompanied by an adult
- (Also in Jefferson Parish) No one may pour a drink on the ground at any drive in movie