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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 24
Sign: Leo

City: Dunedin
State: Otago
Country: NZ
Signup Date: 2/15/2007

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007 
signed up for this competition, basically, if we fill a plane with willing peeps, we can win a trip for the day upto the bay of islands. id say its a small chance, but theres no money involved to come aboard, take a seat and get aboard the potential party plane and cross your fingers that we get to go and dominate the northern sands!

https://www.grabaplane.co.nz/Join.aspx?fgfCode=2HDPOVAGW

the plane name is : maggot jet
password is: boozy

let that be an indication of how the trip would go!

departure from dunedin etc, so jus sign up already!
Friday, September 28, 2007 
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it
Sunday, September 23, 2007 

Current mood:  tired
Category: Life
i got this in an email this morn, thanks georgia, it made me smile so i thought is share it.
usually hate fowards, but i decided id read it nehow, its really cute and deep in some parts, kids get underestimated alot it seems.

> >> What is love
> >>
> >> Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching
> >> words from the mouth of babes. What does Love mean?
> >>
> >> A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8
> >> year-olds,
> >> "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper
> >> than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:


> >> "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her
> >> toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even
> >> when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."
> >> Rebecca- age 8
________________________________
> >> "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You
> >> just know that your name is safe in their mouth."
> >> Billy - age 4
> >> ________________________________
> >> "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne
> >> and they go out and smell each other."
> >> Karl - age 5
> >> ________________________________
> >> "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French
> >> fries without making them give you any of theirs."
> >> Chrissy - age 6
________________________________
> >> "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
> >> Terri - age 4
> >> ________________________________
> >> "Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip
> >> before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."
> >>> Danny - age 7
> >> ________________________________
> >> "Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing,
> >> you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are
> >> like that. They look gross when they kiss"
> >> Emily - age 8
> >> ________________________________
> >> "Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening
> >> presents and listen."
> >> Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)
> >> _______________________________
> >> "If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who
> >> you hate,"
> >> Nikka - age 6 (we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)
> >> ________________________________
> >> "Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it
> >> everyday."
> >> Noelle - age 7
> >> ________________________________
> >> "Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still
> >> friends even after they know each other so well."
> >>> Tommy - age 6
> >> ________________________________
> >> "During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at
> >> all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was
> >> the
> >> only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore."
> >> Cindy - age 8
> >> ________________________________
> >> "My mommy loves me more than anybody You don't see anyone else kissing me
> >> to sleep at night."
> >> Clare - age 6
> >> ________________________________
> >> "Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken."
> >>> Elaine-age 5
> >> ________________________________
> >> "Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is
> >> handsomer than Robert Redford."
> >> Chris - age 7
> >> ________________________________
> >> "Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone
> >> all day"
> >> Mary Ann - age 4
> >> ________________________________
> >> "I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes
> >> and has to go out and buy new ones." Lauren - age 4
> >> ________________________________
> >> "When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars
> >> come out of you."(what an image)
> >> Karen - age 7
> >> ________________________________
> >> "Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's
> >> gross."
> >> Mark -age 6
> >> ________________________________
> >> "You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you
> >> mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."
> >>> Jessica - age 8
> >> ________________________________
> >> And the final one --
> >> Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was
> >> asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring
> >> child. The
> >> winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly
> >> gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the
> >> little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and
> >> just sat there. When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor,
> >> the
> >> little boy said, "Nothing, I just helped him cry"

Currently listening:
Keep on Pushing LP / Pushed
By The Black Seeds
Release date: 22 June, 2004
Monday, September 10, 2007 

Category: Life
hey guys
nowhere as epic as the title suggested, but im looking for input into possible facial hair manifestation, both serious and hilarious..the serious being considered more so, but the hilarious most definitely if im chopping a beard off at some point!

basically, ive had pretty much every concievable facial hair over the years, except the neck beard..but not to worry, im not tempted..

so am looking for ideas/input on what u reckon mite look smashing etc, and yes clean shaven counts as a style..

so ideas ppl!! settle it once in for all on a concensus of hair (and how much/where) or no hair

fire away!
Currently listening:
Take to the Skies
By Enter Shikari
Release date: 07 May, 2007
Friday, August 31, 2007 

Current mood:  amused
Category: Life
REASONS YOU SHOULD HAVE (safe) SEX:

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

--------------------------------

EXPANDED BY POPULAR DEMAND, THE SEX CALORIE GUIDE

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent....................... 12 Calories
Without her consent.................... 187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 12 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories
With your teeth through her shirt.....108 Calories

PUTTING ON THE CONDOM:
With an erection....................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary............................
......... 12 Calories
69 lying down............................... 78 Calories
69 standing up............................. 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow................................ 216 Calories
Doggy Style............................ .....326 Calories
Italian chandelier. (just look it up).. 912 Calories

ORGASMING:
Real................................... 112 Calories
False.................................. 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
70 and over......................... Results are still pending

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly................................. 32 Calories
In a hurry............................. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories

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Snails can have sex for up to 8 hours!

Penguins only have sex twice a year.

It takes 1/3000th of a second for a male fruit fly to arouse a female fruit fly.

Centuries ago, European lovers wore garlic around their necks as a form of birth control.

Humans, dolphins and Bonobo Chimpanzees are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

Rams "make love" to ewes only at night.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. So THAT'S why pigs oink so much....and happy all the time...

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.

Some lions mate over 50 times a day, but that's not very much since each session lasts around 6 seconds.
Currently listening:
Heal Me
By Salmonella Dub
Release date: 10 September, 2007
Saturday, August 18, 2007 

Current mood:  sore
..>..>

argh...my left nipple bar fell out last nite, and i couldnt be fucked putting ut back in, forgot, and now its pretty much closed over..could prolly force it thru like i have so many times..but cant be fucked, was contemplating parting w/ it anyhow..so this year ive lost 2 piercings, the other being the top hole of my (ex) industrial..i usually gain them.hmm..down to 4 now..alas..
Wednesday, August 15, 2007 
well, spent a large part of my afternoon at the dental school getting consults and xrays, seemed that it was high time i went in to see about my wisdom teeth and thier need for pulling (considering the agony im in with an abcessed gum atm)...

as it turns out, im a freak! i got things that less that 1% (more like .6%) of people have..extra teeth! ur ment to have 8 in each quadrant, on my maxilla (top jaw) i have 9! haha i got my wisdom teeth and then some! so i got SOO MUCH wisdom that i needed extra wisdom teeth...!!

but i will say, its not wise to get wisdom teeth..they hurt.. i also have lotsa holes to be filled and a root canal on another tooth (or jus get it pulled) all i can say is bye bye coursies..

now..wheres my codeine!
Sunday, August 05, 2007 

Current mood:  exhausted
Category: Parties and Nightlife
Hey all.
Just in the recovery phase from a mint nite last nite. was a real; rager, crawling home (not literally, was more like a spaced out frollick) at 8.30 am, and curling up in a ball..good GOOD times. spent the first part of the nite at the ori for catherines 21st, and also mingled w/ the harrow crew round the corner, as it seems, not enuf fo thier liking ;) im high demand!haha then we mishioned to black sun empire at union, was excellent vibes and good peeps jus grooving out..well beezee the cat comes into it wen we stoped by my place before the gig to get changed into something more appropriate for DnB, it all started after solstice, it seems everytime i come up my path to my house on bzp, i catch the shadows which turns into a black cat running between my legs, ive dubbed him beezee, i think hes like my animal familiar on bzp, fictional of course, but there all the same..
we wnded up at a party up on dundas after the gig, an after gig rager, were we frollicked some more. randomly turned out i knew one of the flaties there, camilla, cool chick..small world it is!
my point is, good nite indeed folks! had some great times, my bodies exhausted and my mind is all over the show..but its so the point!so worth it! so got owned by the strobes..haha
Monday, July 09, 2007 

Current mood:  amused
Work Scott Vs. Home Scott!

What Your Music Says About You

1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
No cheating!


What does next year have in store for me?
Work: Winners (from dessert sessions vol 7-8)
Home: In Harms Way (Converge) <---i am accident prone

How would I describe my life at the moment?
Work: Alarm Call (Bjork)
Home: Street of Dreams (Cannonball Adderly) <--- some sexy sexy jazz!

What's my love life like ?
Work: Friends With All The Dead Kids (Bravo Fucking Bravo)
Home: Faces Sunken by Letting Go - (PG. 99)

What are your feelings about your current fling?
Work: Wheres your head at - Stanton Warriors Remix (Basement Jaxx)
Home:  halo of pubic hair and earwax manufactured for the champion in all of us (The Locust) <---Hahaha

What do I say when life gets hard?
Work: March On, Swan Lake (Roland Kirk)
Home: Te River (Live)

What do you think of when waking up?
Work: NUHGM (Dredg)
Home: Closer (The Tallywood String Quartet [NIN cover])

What song will I dance to at my wedding?
Work: Black Sunrise (The Black Seeds)
Home: Anyone who likes the dillenger (Anal Cunt)

What song will be played at my funeral?
Work: Delerious (ZZ Top)
Home: Stop Playing Guitar (The Promise Ring)

How will I be remembered?
Work: Just Down The Hall From Room 526 (Jeromes Dream)
Home: In Mist She Was Standing (Opeth)

What do you want as a career?
Work: My Mind Is Gone (ZZ Top)
Home: Death Of The Prodigy Dancers (Live) (The Prodigy)

Your favorite saying?
Work: Last Name (Maximillian Colby) <---god, it was set up so nicely..but nooo....its jus boring
Home: Last Exit (Pearl Jam) <--- again, cool song, but what a shit saying! why couldnt it be the locust song above!

Favorite place?
Work: Pearl Necklace (ZZ Top)
Home: onehundred&eightydegrees (Hello Space Cowboy)

What do you think of your parents?
Work: Ill Never Be Anyones Hero Now (Morrisey) <---how melancholy..
Home: 3rd Measurement in C (Saiosin)

What's your Pornstar name?
Work: Thanks Kelly - (Assfactor 4) ..i think the band name is better for this one..
Home: Idioteque - Calisthenics ft. Gift of Gab & Cut Chemist (Radiohead)

Where would you go on a first date?
Work: Its Only A Paper Moon (Ella Fitzgerald)
Home:

Drug of choice?
Work: Reel Around The Fountain (The Smiths)
Home: Scissor Lock (Dredg) <---i hear the drugs popular w/ lesbians too...

Describe yourself:
Work: Easy To Love (Charlie Parker Plays Standards) <---hehe
Home: Too Bad (Monster Magnet) <---girls do love the bad boys..

How would others describe you?
Work: Buck Nekkid (ZZ Top) <---hehe, awsome, and works with the previous question..
Home: Insane In The Brain (Cypress Hill) <---well couldnt have got much more perfect..

How does your ex-girlfriend/boyfriend see you?
Work: Organ Grinders Ball (Jimmy Smith)
Home: Sideways In Reverse (Mark Lanegan Band)

What is the thing I like doing most?
Work: You Keep On Talking (Dessert sessions vol 3-4)
Home: Ritmo Para Voce' (Nice 'n' Urlich)

What is my state of mind like at the moment?
Work: Trouble In Mind (Dinah Washington)
Home: The Rolling People (The Verve)

Performance in the bedroom?
Work: Gonna Be A Blackout Tonight (Dropkick Murphies)<---hehe, lyrics making it so much more amusing
Home: Out of Space (The Prodigy) <---haha can be made dirty in so many ways..

If I were a song, what would I be?
Work: Je Pratique L'ascetisme - (The Third Memory) <---Does this mean im french? guess i am a lover not a fighter..
Home: Necropolis Junction (Johnny Truant)



This is kinda amusing..suprisingly kinda works..
Did this w/ the music on my laptop..
And then when i got home w/ ALL the music i have on PC

give it a go! its a hoot
Currently listening:
Scab Dates
By The Mars Volta
Release date: 08 November, 2005
Saturday, July 07, 2007 

Current mood:  contemplative
The secret to survival is hybridisation. Well in a strict sense this is not so true in a physical sense (unless refering to hybridisation of DNA). Instead i think hybridisation of phylosophies or sect can create an almighty generalist. Some may call these people who man combine the ways as many as 'sell-outs' because they dont stick to the 'moral code' of a single group.

 I grew this concept from a dream where someone said to me (amongst total randomness) " i wish i was emo, because then i could cry". some will just say 'fucken emos' to this, but i have no such aversion to 'emo' persons, because at least they can express thier emotions, be it in a fairly inefficient way, you must not only express but then deal and form coping stategies.

Thus it is good to be emo for a limited time before borrowing  some eastern introspection to  put the event into balance witht he rest of life, this can then be supplemented by some criminality by means of denial. denial is not as a whole good however, but can be good to deny a period of coping once an end pont is reached, thus not to dwell on events or issues that precipitated the episode.if you want, you can throw some serial killer/ soldier into the mix, and blank emotion out, store up feelings like nuclear waste, kept secure to breakdown and dissipate over time, as if they never existed. This sounds bad, but it also means you can enjoy every event, unhindered by the past.

BECAUSE LIFE IS ABOUT HAVING FUN AND ENJOYING EVERYTHING!

so theres no need to feel down n out, walk outside and look around and theres so much beauty in nature that should make you smile, and realise life keeps running, a constant flow of interactions..

this is a non-sensical rant, that failed to make the pint i started with..happens in my essays too..

ok point: look at life, groups of people, and events as a means and source of stealing the good ideas they have, replacing any bad ideas and build up a castle of good ideas, that how u accertain ultimate life..its about learning and growth, and not about sticking to a pre-concieved group philosophy..the strong break free, while the weak cherish thier chains!

i feel like going for a skate. im off to go roll around, and get some air
take care my children! (thats rite, me nd ur mum!)




"I Liked You Better Before You Were Naked On The Internet"


By From First To Last

It's amazing what you'll find when you just open your eyes
Sometimes love can leave you blind
But still you try to cover all the lies
And ignore all the signs
Sometimes love can leave you blind

What I thought was a certainty
Has left me
Spinning in circles again

Comparing to the last time that we had spoke
It seems to me that you're not happy
Like you used to be

To you I'm like a flavor that wouldn't last
You took one bite and spat me out real fast

And now this mark remains and will never ever go away
And now this mark remains and will never ever go away
And now this mark remains and will never ever go away
Currently listening:
Dear Diary, My Teen Angst Has a Bodycount
By From First to Last
Release date: 29 June, 2004