I'm gonna make a quotient

to create a potion to feel weightless in the ocean

been back stroking in Fijian waters

worlds away from soldiers being slaughtered

here nobodies deceitful with their guns

this is as peaceful as it comes

its the South Pacific

no doubt is terrific

in LA we complain and hate Lakers

here its sea shells for 28 acres

traded the city g's who will erupt

for pretty trees filled with coconuts

how could i worry about missels here?

surrounded by water thats crystal clear...

sure its my act you're dissing

but i'm taking kayaks and fishing

on islands where people barely step foot

natives drink Cava, but rarely get hooked

thats the tradition to welcome of make peace

and to think at home i got a bunch of fake trees!

This is the real deal, it may be raw but

i'm sipping banana daquaris in straw huts

Here, people greet you with a smile

hang out, then feed you for awhile

unless your came here you'd think i fooled ya

cuz in Fiji your met with a drum cheer and "BULA BULA!"

J.Walker written 1/14/2007

It is Christmas

and I hope that world domination is not on your gift list

because we all can live together, i've been a witness

to the negative reprecussions of putting someone on your shit list

you can lose your hoops job and your Fox, like Rick did

and overnight people may look at you like a misfit

So watch your thoughts, I wouldn't even risk it

cuz if you notice your focus, you can fix it

and become one with the universe like my Bic did

until I that one time I thought I could trick it

in '94 it was sore cuz everyone wanted to sound 'Wicked'

So I will remind you of my point just in case you missed it....

We are all one energy, one source and you can feel it every Christmas.

J.Walker- Xmas Night 2006

Contradicktory Men

We always want to skip day one, in lue of day two

so this goes out to those guys that can relate to

what its like to live the "don't",  when we say "do"

we have a plateful of french fries, ranch and steak too

but our doctor told us to stick to distilled water and a morning grapefruit

we dream of being married and posting with a lake view

but can't even go a straight year of being faithful

so we take pulls and drink out of plastic lay dulls

cover racist comments by saying we're just being playful

but the underlying theme seems to ring hateful

so we hold our tongues just enough to keep our dates fooled

saying "Its my pleasure" but thinking "This chick better be grateful".

We need to tap into the magic before it becomes wasteful

cuz spirituality and happiness stick together like paper and staples.