34c.

This was extremely lame but I can't help but love movies like this.  New kid in town falls for some girl real quick and gets beat up by her boyfriend/the school bully/the tough guy.  In turn he seeks out someone who can train him and becomes bad ass.  Actually I don't know what I mean by movies like this.  I've only seen one other one.  It must be 15 years old at least.  Billy Blanks or is it Banks?  Anyways, he was a super ninja janitor.  Now I'm rambling.

34c.

Like all these types of movies it was ok.  Some parts were pretty funny.  It was cool to see the majority of the Wayans in a movie together again.

34c.

Eh.  It was ok.  From Clive Barker's book.  Some girl gets murdered in a house by some ghosts or some shit.  A psychic working on her next book decides that she's gonna stay in this house to gather some new material.  Shit happens.

34dd.

Blaxploitation at its best.  Michael Jai White was incredible as Black Dynamite.  An ass kicking ninja pimp.  I don't even know what to say besides everyone has to see this movie.  Immediately.

34d.

Wow.  I've been waiting for this one for awhile now.  It was on my netflix saved list.  It was the same with blockbuster.  I was going to buy it on amazon.  I didn't.  Finally, it was available on netflix.  From what I've heard this movie was long forgotten about until Quentin Tarantino started showing it at his movie nights. 

Directed by Fulci.  I shouldn't have to say anything else.  But I will.  A woman inherits a hotel from her uncle.  Turns out the hotel is build on one of the seven keys to hell.  Whoops.

34c.

I love these old horror movies.  Someone gets killed.  Another gets stabbed.  A little girl is suspected.  The little girl is Brooke Shields.  Like I said, old movie.  Is it her?  Oooh.  Who knows.  Some creepy parts. I dug it.

34d.

Extremely creepy. Ti West has a winner here.  Tom Noonan is a great actor also.  A girl calls about a babysitting job. There's problems right from the start but she is in desperate need of money. It only gets worse when she shows up at the house and she finds out the couple doesn't actually have a kid.

34c.

Wow.  I'm in love with Diora Baird.  I think.  I thought she was the girl from Sex Drive.  Not according to imdb.  Who the hell was that than?  Either way.  Baird is in an amazingly sexy costume this whole movie.  That was worth it alone.  This was one of those fun spoof movies.  Horror movie stuff. Fun.  I'm gonna go try to stalk this girl now.

34d.

Simply put it's about couples and choices and consequences.  Not so simply put there's much more shit going on here.  If people thought Jackie Earle Haley was creepy in Watchmen you'll have nightmares after seeing him in this.  Nite Owl was one of the main characters too.  I wonder if they became buddies on the set.

34c.

Pretty creepy at first.  Seemed straightforward enough.  Two sisters are returning home to their dad and shithead stepmom.  About halfway through nothing makes sense and you're left wondering what's going on.  It all made sense in the end.  I think.  I don't know.  There's still a few parts that have me slightly confused.

34c.

Pretty cool.  It was funny, creepy and gross.  Had somewhat of a Slither vibe.  Giant bugs take over.

34c.

Unfortunately I heard about this movie years ago when I saw one of those AMC's greatest horror movie moments of all time shows.  Point being, I knew what was coming the whole time.  It didn't matter.  It was still creepy.  Definitely up there for movie endings.  Plot.  A couples daughter drowns.  They're off to Italy because the husband is working on renovating a church.  The woman meets a psychic that says the daughter is still with them.  Let me stop right there.  When the movie was over I don't know what the fuck happened.  I'm not usually good at figuring this stuff out.  Maybe someone can help.  Anyways, the husband keeps seeing a little kid running around wearing what the daughter was when she drowned.  Things keep getting weirder and weirder.  There's a murderer on the loose.  Yep.  Good.

34c.

Pretty cool.  I stopped understanding the plot 3 or 4 years ago.  Is there a plot?  I guess.  Does it make sense?  I don't know.  I think so.  Anyways.  I continue to watch these movies because I like seeing the new ways they come up with for killing people. 

34d.

Creepy.  Horror.  Animation.  Very well done animation.