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Friday, January 02, 2009 

Category: Music
You know, New Year's tends to be a time when we make amends for all of the bad habits that we picked up the prior year, and promise ourselves that we will "do better" in the new year.  Sometimes this is just a way to avoid feeling bad about an unhealthy November, or a promiscuous December (damn crabs).  Just like us normal people, bands and rockstars have New Year's Resolutions as well.  Here is a list of resolutions from some of these bands.

Jon Bon Jovi - With the AFL taking a break, I can focus on something more near and dear to my heart.  My cowboy accent.  It just isn't cutting it anymore.  I need to take it to another level.

Ron Wood (The Rolling Stones) - I resolve to buy my wife a dildo with an American Express attached to it, so when I leave her for an underage eastern European, at least she can fuck herself while destroying my bank account.

Chad Kroeger (Nickelback) - I resolve to write an original album.  This year I'm thinking of breaking the mold.  Maybe I'll have a bunch of songs that talk about libraries and childhood memories.  I was thinking about a combo of acoustic guitars and mullets.  Oh, and I think I want it to have a heavy edge, like a subtle mixture of Anthrax and Metallica.  Yes, that's the ticket.  I rock.  The world loves me.  Soon my plan for world domination and a Canadian master race will come to fruition.  Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,

Dave Mustaine (Megadeth) - I resolve to finally let go of my grudge with James Hetfield and Lars Ulrich.  After all, I'm doing just as good as them.  What's that?  Death Magnetic went platinum and was their record fifth number 1 album.  Mother Fucker!  I will have vengeance!  How can being bitter make me so cold?

Phil Anselmo (Pantera, Superjoint Ritual, Down) - I resolve to popularize a new style of singing.  I call it Heroin-setto.

Kanye West - No long will the black man be held down.  This system is designed to keep us from rising to the top.  What???  We have half of a president.   I am out of another excuse?  Fuck it.  Barack Obama's white half doesn't like black people.

Van Morrison - left blank to avoid unnecessary emails from internet watchdog services trying to kill free speech.  thanks for all of the admirable, important work you guys are doing.  I hope you like what you see in the mirror when you wake up in the morning.

Above Mentioned Internet Watchdog Services under the employ of insecure artists who can't handle a third rate music blog giving them a little ribbing - We resolve to do something more important with our time.  Maybe we can use this patented web technology and sophisticated monitoring system (aka adding artists to google alerts and checking emails) for good.  Perhaps we will catch child predators.  No, nevermind.  We are going to threaten to sue small blogs and message boards for making fun of washed up artists who hire us.

Bruce Springsteen - I resolve to be more liberal and preachy.  I just don't think I covered it in 2008.

Axl Rose - Now that I have released Chinese Democracy, and it only took 16 years, I have a new goal.  I resolve to make China an actual Democracy.  Mr. Jintao, sha-na-na-na Tear Down That Wall!!!



Toby Keith - I resolve to recruit more artists for the right wing.  America just can't take me seriously enough to swing a vote.

Eddie Vedder - I resolve to take my extreme douchebaggery to a new level.  This year I am going to impale effigies of babies.

Tina Turner - With Ike gone, I can finally pursue my real dream......Snowboarding.

Lars Wettner - After proclaiming that the new Nickelback album was better than Chinese Democracy I will take punishment upon myself.  I will be known as Lars Kroeger for at least 3 months.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008 

Current mood:  stoked
Category: Music
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Saturday, July 12, 2008 

Current mood:  thirsty
Category: Music
This Saturday at the Susquehanna Bank Center nestled along the muddy banks of the Delaware River in Camden, NJ, it is Crue Fest. And for the first time in the history of this website, we will do live updates from Crue Fest.

We have sent four dedicated street team members to the lawn so they can take in the sights and report live for your enjoyment...and ours. Hopefully, you will feel like you are there. Hopefully, their reports will be chock full of BnR awesomeness that you will want to experience Crue Fest yourself.

This website will be updated with thoughts, observations, musings, and witty repartee after each Crue Fest band completes their set. So come back on Saturday starting at 5pm EST where you will then be able to witness either the worst disaster since the Hindenberg blew up or the coolest thing we have done since that Brazilian porn star in Times Square.

BnR Blows Up
Wednesday, April 30, 2008 

Category: Music
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Rising out of the ashes of the failed Maverick Record Company and the embers of a disintegrated band, Hugo Ferreira is back like the mightly Phoenix. His band Tantric has recently released their new album, "The End Begins", and embarked a new tour. BnR had the opportunity to talk with Hugo about life, the album, the tour, and the A-Team. Enjoy!

BnR: Great to talk to you, how's it goin'?

Hugo: I am fantastic and in Sunny California enjoying my day off.

BnR: How is the tour going for you?

Hugo: Aw it's going fantastic. Yesterday we filmed a video for "Down & Out" We have been having a good time. The bus has been breaking down everyday, other than that it has been going pretty good. We are just getting our touring legs back on. We're having a really good time and I am just happy to be out here again.

BnR: You dealt with a lot of shit with your old record label. It must feel great to be back out on the road.

Hugo: It's the most awesome feeling to rise from where I was two years ago and to have worked really hard to get back up here again and to see things come to fruition and see how it feels. There definitely is a god up there!

BnR: How is the chemistry with the new band?

Hugo: I am definitely gelling better with this band than I did with the last band. Kevin Miller (formerly of Fuel), my new drummer is coming from a similar situation. It feels like being in your first band. Everybody is really fresh. We have that hunger you have when you start your first band. It is a fantastic feeling there is great camaraderie. It's a feeling I haven't experienced in a long time. We really have the fire in us.

BnR: With the new band do you have similar influences, say Black Sabbath or something like that that you can gather around.

Hugo: Yea, we all like the same type of music. We also introduced each other to new types of music. We learn a lot from each other especially Kevin, who is the older member. He has introduced us to many various types of music. I am like the baby of the band. They are like my big brothers and they take care of me.

BnR: What band have you been recently turned on to?

Hugo: Well you know the band that I am touring with, Fosterchild, who is on our label. There is another band on our label called Vayden. I think they're amazing and that is pretty much what I am listening to. The Vayden record hasn't been released yet.

BnR: Are they both touring with you?

Hugo: Actually, Vayden will be touring with me. But we are touring with Fosterchild right now.

BnR: So it's only a two band bill?

Hugo: There is another band called Framing Hanley. They are also touring with us.

BnR: Speaking of touring, is there a city you can't wait to get to because they have the hottest groupies with little to no STD's?

Hugo: Oh no, actually I have a girlfriend. But I am just happy that fans just show up. But yea, I could get in real big trouble if I am even there.

BnR: Do you have iPod?

Hugo: Nah, actually I don't, but I have a laptop that I use as medieval weapon and musical storage device.

BnR: Ok, so what is the most shameful artist on your laptop? Is it Don Johnson? You know, you being a lead singer and all.

Hugo: It is mostly new age stuff. Lots of instrumentals while winding down and relaxing, artists like ENYA. That is about as gay as it gets. Other than that its Rock n Roll.

BnR: That is pretty gay! How would you characterize the new sound of the band?

Hugo: It's great, it's definitely a change from the past.

BnR: In a positive way?

Hugo: Yea definitely in a positive way!

BnR: According to Nikki Sixx's blog on Motley Crue, in 2002 you and him colloborated on a song called "Going Under". It was a hit with the A&R team at your old label. Was this song released? How was it colloborating with Nikki?

Hugo: Yea it was an honor to write with a legend. It hasn't been released but it will be. It was one of the greatest moments of my life. It was great because I got to hang out with Nikki at his house and see Donna DiDerrico toss a mean salad.

BnR: Yea he is like a superhero to us. One final question if you were a member of the A-Team who would you be?

Hugo: I would be Face. I can picture myself smokin' a cigar bein' the smooth talker. I enjoy interacting with the people.

BnR: Well thank you Hugo for taking time out of your busy touring schedule to talk a little bit with us. We look forward to seeing you in Lancaster, PA and we are excited to see what Tantric has in store for the future.

Hugo: Thanks guys and I wanted to thank you for taking the time to speak with me and for still caring about Tantric.

Check Tantric's MySpace (www.myspace.com/tantric) for all up to the minute tour dates.

The album "The End Begins" is available NOW!

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Friday, April 18, 2008 
The reason we haven't been updating the site recently is simple, we were procuring the greatest promotional vehicle known to man. This vehicle matches our style, our love of music, and our impeccable taste. The car then purées all three elements into a fine froth of awesomeness. I bring you, the KISS Kamino!

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As you may notice, the bed of the beast contains a vintage, Dimebag Darrell approved, KISS Kasket.

The KISS Kasket took a bit of ingenuity to find since KISS stopped making them in 2006. But we exhumed the body of Greg "Party Man" Floyd and took his KISS Kasket. Don't worry we threw his skeleton back into the pit and reburied him.

The casket is waterproof and also doubles as a beer cooler. This is perfect as a conversation piece and a suitable cooler for our plethora of beer cases when we tailgate at those summer concerts.

Because the casket originally retailed for $5,000, it has been elaborately chained to the bed and undercarriage of the Chevy El Camino. Which brings me to the car.

The mid 70's El Camino has 135,000 original miles on the transmission and a newly rebuilt 5.7L LS1 Corvette engine, which boasts a 320 hp peak output. More than enough power to hoist our website writers to the concert...of which only two can travel.

If you see the BnR KISS Kamino, hand over your women and we will give you beer for your troubles.
Friday, April 18, 2008 

PhotobucketRandy Blossom…who is this international man of mystery? It sure beats the hell out of the Blogs N Roses staff. What little we know about this enigma comes from Blossom's Myspace page. This one man rock and roll machine from San Fransisco is rarely seen outside of stage getup. Throw Randy in a family portrait and I'd bet a c-note that he'd be brandishing a guitar and positioned in a rocker pose. And I thought I was the only one.

When he's not striking more poses than KISS at mirror store, Blossom churns out an endless stream of DIY rock n' roll on his second album Bring It On. This sophomore effort is blessed with no less than fourteen tracks and seven kick-ass shots of the signature Randy Blossom guitar pose. Lead guitar- Randy Blossom, rhythm guitar – Randy Blossom, bass guitar – Randy Blossom, acoustic guitar – Randy Blossom, vocals – Randy Blossom, drums…four guys who aren't Randy Blossom. Hey, Eastwood said it best, "a man's got to know his limitations."

Blossom throws in enough variety to keep this fourteen track album moving. Staying true to his preening guitar-hero image, the album starts with its most barnstorming track, "I Love Your Jam." The opening salvo is rounded out by the title track and "Dancin' on the Outskirts," a song about a party, accidental drug ingestion and loose females. Then Blossom showcases his artistic range and guitar chops in the vast middle section with highlights being the supercharged flamenco workout "Loca Bonita" (think Robbie Krieger at a bull fight,) "The Blue" and the sitar-tinged "Time to Rock." Who could get away with sitar on a rock song? Brian Jones and this guy. Blossom then dismounts with the instrumental "Lost Sunrise."

Is it too much music or not enough? Hell, I can't figure it out, but the fourteen tracks don't sound as laborious as they look. And speaking of labor, Randy certainly put plenty in himself taking credits for most of the musical performances, the writing, recording, production and artwork. Bravo Randy.

BNR pics: "I Love Your Jam," "Dancin' On The Outskirts," "Loca Bonita," "The Blue" and "Gypsy Queen"

Wednesday, June 13, 2007 
Sometimes the scientific method is the best way to research. You start out with a simple hypothesis and then you set out to either prove or disprove your hypothesis. My hypothesis was the british metal band Bullet for My Valentine is a corporate piece of slop.

To prove this theory one had to see them live. Luckily, they opened up two shows I was already going to Rob Zombie and Iron Maiden. I got to both shows early enough to see if I could either prove or disprove my hypothesis. I found their music and stage act to be incredibly boring and homogeneous. While this is not a true indication of corporate sellout, it was a statistical indicator.

Two things that create a boring live show:

  • Apathetic performances. If you just stand there with little to no crowd interaction, it does not mean you are shy. It means you are an uncharismatic dolt. Not everyone can be as fantastic as Metal Skool live, but at least try for me.
  • Music lacks resonance. If your music does not inspire a pit, dancing, or singing, but rather bathroom breaks and food vendors being swamped...you have a mondo boring show.

Maybe it was just that one evening with Rob that gave them the problem. Let's wait to see if their Iron Maiden show is a bit better. Well to my surprise, NOT, they mailed in their performance. No energy, no musical chops, no nothing. Part one of my formula has been confirmed. Bullet for My Valentine, might actually be a corporate band. But to prove my theory without a shadow of a doubt, I had to research via Wikipedia.

Bullet for My Valentine used to be called Jeff Killed John in Britain in 1999. Armed with this knowledge I went to YouTube and found what I was looking for.


This was filmed in 1999 when this type of music was becoming more and more popular. They sound like every band of the day, Limp Bizkit, Hoobastank, LostProphets, etc. You will notice the lead singer looks like a British rip-off of Mark McGrath, who was currently riding a wave of success from Sugar Ray. Completely generic and corporate both musically and aesthetically. 

Now that the kind of music played in the clip is no longer popular their sound mysterious changed overnight! Here is what they sound like now:


Hmm this sounds like a severely watered down Lamb Of God. No, I can't do that to one of my favorite metal acts. They just sound like crap. They sound NOTHING like Lamb Of God.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007 
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KISS will sell a dog turdAre you looking for that hard-to-buy-for person on your Christmas list? Is that person a shameless, soul-sucking leach? Well then that person is probably a KISS fan. (I say this lovingly because I, myself am a shameless, soul-sucking KISS fan).

From the band that brought you shameless merchandise such as the KISS Koffin, the KISS makeup kit, and KISS Kondoms comes the latest in KISS merchandise. It is priced within everyone's budget ($499.95) especially for the quality of product you are receiving. Don't forget the fact that this table was hand-crafted by American Indian artisans located in Taiwan.

It is the KISS Cocktail table. The Cocktail table stands a whopping 40" high and boasts a 30" tabletop. It also features the "Rock And Roll Over" album artwork. It is now on sale in the official
Kiss Shop.

In the pipeline for other KISS merchandise is the Paul Stanley Chest Hair Fluffer, Peter Criss KISS Stilts, Ace Frehley KISS Flask, Greed $immons KISS book "How to sell out and still maintain your over-inflated ego."

Look for the KISS dog turd, Baby shit KISS diapers, and KISS electromagnetic wang reducer with optional sterility setting releasing soon. Buy up my fellow KISS fans. Greed $immons needs to take golden showers.
Tuesday, May 01, 2007 
Rage Against the Machine has been absent from the music industry for seven years. Blacklisted for that terrible covers album they released that is played in Hooters kitchens all across the United States. They reunited at the Coachella festival over the weekend and closed the show last night (April 29).

They used the same backdrop they archived from their last tour, a simple black sheet with a red star on it. Suspiciously absent was the overly political tirades. Zach de la Rocha started the set with a simple introduction "Good evening, we're Rage Against the Machine from Los Angeles, California."

They didn't even need that introduction, the band has been sorely missed in the last seven years. Audioslave failed to capture the raw energy and emotion that the previous three members (Brad Wilk, Tim C, and Tom Morello) had in Rage Against the Machine. Even when Chris Cornell sang Rage songs, it just sounded polished and heartless rather than gritty, dirty, and emotional.

The only anti-Bush speech came during the last song of the main set, "Wake Up". "Our current administration needs to be tried, hung, and shot. We need to treat them like the war criminals they are." I think Ted Nugent would have something to say about that.

Rage Against the Machine setlist:

Testify
Bulls On Parade
People of the Sun
Bombtrack
Bullet in the Head
Down Rodeo
Guerrilla Radio
Renegades of Funk (Afrika Bambaataa cover)
Calm Like a Bomb
Sleep Now in the Fire
Wake Up
-Encore-
Freedom
Killing in the Name

Pictures of the event can be seen here: Wire Image, Film Magic.
Sunday, April 22, 2007 

Category: Music

It seems that Bono from U2 will take time out of his busy schedule of saving the world while wearing sunglasses to write music for an upcoming Spiderman musical, according to ContactMusic.com.  This will reportedly be done with the assistance of long time partner, The Edge.  In previous years, U2 has had great success in the film industry, including a mega hit for the Batman Forever soundtrack.  This does not necessarily mean that they will transcend the stage, but if anyone can, it would be U2.


U2's reported connection to the franchise means they are now in good company as the latest Spiderman film came with a blockbuster soundtrack. The Flaming Lips, the Killers, Yeah Yeah Yeahs and Snow Patrol all recorded tracks for the Spiderman 3 album, which features in the movie.


This is of course not the first time a major music star has done work on musicals. Notable examples are Billy Joel and Elton John.  There is also the lesser known, Motorhead the Musical, produced and scored by Lemmy Kilmister, and staring Lemmy's mole.