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Friday, May 08, 2009
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Friday, May 08, 2009
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Saturday, April 11, 2009
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Current mood:  accomplished
My name is Sebastian and this is my first ever Comedy Central blog and it couldn’t of come at a better time. I’m annoyed with people! I would consider myself a regular at Subway for the last 5 years. I enjoy the foot long turkey on wheat with the works, but over the last year I am finding Subway is not one of my favorite places anymore. Oh no, don’t get me wrong, it’s not Subway that’s the problem, it’s the people who are ordering the sandwiches that have tainted my current experiences.
The process of ordering is easy. Type of bread, type of meat, and the condiments you like. Done. One would think. However, people now have made ordering a sub a huge test of my patience. Here are some of the requests I have heard while waiting in line and the response I was thinking in my head while my face turned red.
“Can you hollow out the bread? You guys have to much bread in your bread.”
What! To much bread in your bread? Isn’t that what bread is? Bread.
“I'm not going to get cheese or olives so can I have double meat instead”
Double meat! That’s like saying I’m not going to use the pool at a hotel so can I get a discount.
“I want a footlong but I want half of it to be meat ball and the other half to be ham”
That’s what you call two six inch sandwiches you cheap bastard!
“What’s in the Veggie Sandwich?”
Steak!
What does everyone think? Has this notion of I want it my way gone too far? I think so. Your way is screwing up my day! GO HOME AND MAKE YOUR OWN SANDWICH!
Sebastian Maniscalco's new stand-up special Sebastian Live premieres this Saturday night at 11pm / 10c with a DVD release nationwide June 2!
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Tuesday, April 07, 2009
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Wednesday, March 25, 2009
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Wednesday, December 17, 2008
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Hosted By: Sebastian Maniscalco When: Sunday Dec 21, 2008 at 8:00 PM Where CHICAGO ZANIES 1548 NORTH WELLS CHICAGO, IL 60610 United States Description:Sebastian Maniscalco Click Here To View Event
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Thursday, November 13, 2008
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Hosted By: Sebastian Maniscalco When: Friday Nov 21, 2008 at 8:00 PM Where LAJOLLA COMEDY STORE 916 PEARL ST. LAJOLLA, CA 92037 United States Description:Sebastian Maniscalco Click Here To View Event
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Saturday, October 25, 2008
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Hosted By: Sebastian Maniscalco When: Thursday Oct 30, 2008 at 8:00 PM Where HOUSTON IMPROV 7620 Katy Freeway, Space 431 Houston, TX 77024 United States Description:Sebastian Maniscalco Click Here To View Event
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Friday, May 16, 2008
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Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Hosted By: Sebastian Maniscalco When: Tuesday Jun 03, 2008 at 7:00 PM Where: LOS ANGELES, CA 90036 United States Description:Sebastian Maniscalco Click Here To View Event
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Monday, March 17, 2008
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Hosted By: Sebastian Maniscalco When: Thursday Mar 20, 2008 at 8:00 PM Where: MIAMI IMPROV 3390 Mary Street Suite 182 Miami, FL 33133 United States Description:Sebastian Maniscalco Click Here To View Event
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