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My name is Sebastian and this is my first ever Comedy Central blog and it couldn’t of come at a better time. I’m annoyed with people! I would consider myself a regular at Subway for the last 5 years. I enjoy the foot long turkey on wheat with the works, but over the last year I am finding Subway is not one of my favorite places anymore. Oh no, don’t get me wrong, it’s not Subway that’s the problem, it’s the people who are ordering the sandwiches that have tainted my current experiences.

The process of ordering is easy. Type of bread, type of meat, and the condiments you like. Done. One would think. However, people now have made ordering a sub a huge test of my patience. Here are some of the requests I have heard while waiting in line and the response I was thinking in my head while my face turned red.

“Can you hollow out the bread? You guys have to much bread in your bread.”

What! To much bread in your bread? Isn’t that what bread is? Bread.

“I'm not going to get cheese or olives so can I have double meat instead”

Double meat! That’s like saying I’m not going to use the pool at a hotel so can I get a discount.

“I want a footlong but I want half of it to be meat ball and the other half to be ham”

That’s what you call two six inch sandwiches you cheap bastard!

“What’s in the Veggie Sandwich?”

Steak!

What does everyone think? Has this notion of I want it my way gone too far? I think so. Your way is screwing up my day! GO HOME AND MAKE YOUR OWN SANDWICH!

Sebastian Maniscalco's new stand-up special Sebastian Live premieres this Saturday night at 11pm / 10c with a DVD release nationwide June 2!

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