E1M1: 0.16 E1M2: 0.38 E1M3: 0.54 E1M4: 0.47 E1M5: 1.17  E1M6: 2.35 E1M7: 2.17 E1M8: .50 E1M9: 1.51

VERY happy wiht this.

Gather around, boys and girls.  Uncle Jeff is going to tell you a story.  A story, about Ozzfest 2006.

  This story begins at precicely 8AM on August 5th, 2006.  That's when your dear uncle woke up after about 7 and a half hours of sleep.  It was an adrupt wake up, and it took me a little while to wake up.  But, I got up, checked Myspace and Gaia, and then took a shower.   That helped wake me up.  I then jumped back on the computer, and was on it until around 10, when I called my dear friend Jordan's boyfriend, Jon.  He was supposed to pick me up, but was running late.  He told me that he'd pick me up around 11, and I then went to play Gametap.  I then remembered how fucking frustrating all Contra games are, and was talking to Ed as well.  Jon then picked me up, and we headed to Jordan's house.
  From then, our lovely heros went to Taco Bell, and sated their hunger, and wet their parched throats.  Not before of which, Jordan and Jon restocked their tobacco supply.  From there, our heros reached their destination, The Verizon Wireless Virginia Beach Ampitheatre.  They have reached Ozzfest.  From their, our heros picked up more adventurers in their party.  Debbie, my ex-now-current girlfriend (explained later, children), Teh Becka (tm), and Teh Becka (tm)'s boyfriend, Rob.  Unfortunatly, Teh Becka (tm) and Rob did not stay with the party, therefore they did not share as much experience points.  Therefore, for the time being, the party got reduced to 4.  Better for leveling, you see.
  After of which, the party met up with a few NPCs.  Old friends, and new friends alike.  One of hte NPCs became a playable character, but one that left the party later on.  Our heros then moved onto the Second Stage, where such performers as Atreyu, Black Label Society, and Walls of Jericho were playing.  Jordan and Jon braved the deadly Mosh Pit of DOOM, while me and Debbie stayed behind,. with the afformention NPC, who we will refer to as "n00b".  The music was good, as was the atmosphere.  NPCs all around, moshing and flashing and getting drunk and getting high, and having an all around general good time.  Our heros met up with Teh Becka (tm) and Rob here and there, handing EXP back and forth.  We all visited the signing booth, only to learn to our dismay, that the bands we wanted an autograph from, were only giving autographs to those with wristbands.  We all sung a sad song, and then moved on.
  And then, the time rolled around for the main events: The main stage bands.  The time that our heros were so desparatly looking forward to.  Our heros separated for a bit, Jordan and Jon going to the seats, me and Debbie staying in the lawn.  For you see, Dragonforce was up firs,t and I wanted to be with her during Dragonforce.  DragonForce played their lovely music, and we were all very satisfied.  I then moved down to the seats, for Lacuna Coil was playing, and I wanted an up front view of that.  They played an extremely good set, although there were a few...undesriables heckling behind us.  I then went back up and hung with Debbie during Hatebreed, Avenged Sevenfold, Disturbed, and a bit of System of a Down.  It was during Disturbed that your uncle and Debbie shared a kiss, signifying that they were officially back together again.  Disturbed played an excellent set, of which was unfortunatly delayed due to the Boss Monsters arresting various females for showing their mid torsos to the crowd. 
   As for the title of this lovely story, The Quest of the Condom.  Someone at the lovely event thought it'd be bright idea to pass out condoms.  Of course, those condoms became baloons.  Your uncle and Debbie watched, as one condom made its way from all the way in the back of hte lawn, to all the way onto the main stage.  It was a dangerous quest, one that was almost cut short a few times, but the Condom finished its quest.  And all rejoiced.
   System of a Down then  started playing.  Our heros stayed for 2 songs, then me and Debbie walked to the gate, for she was leaving early to get back to her young one.  We waited for a bit, then shared one final kiss, and I went back to the other party members, and had a blast during what I felt to be the best set of the night.  Consisting of hindu guitar players, Dick Cheney references, and a dancing stormtrooper.  Oh, it was a wonderful time.
  After System of a Down, our heros reluctnatly left the excellent concert, tired, sore, but very, very happy.  Your uncle was driven home, and he took a nice long hot bath, which relaxed his sore muscles.  The moral of htis story, children?  That nothing, NOTHING, compares to Ozzfest.  Nothing.  It is, without a doubt, a one of a kind experience.  That you can get every year. 
  Now, children, you can go back to your new fangled videogames and listen to your loud and  obnoxious music.  Don't make me get the stick and beat you with it.

Expect a longer blog when I'm more coherent.  But the short of it: Awesome.  Great time.  Great friends.  Great atmosphere.  No longer single.  Back together with Debbie.  Yeah.

All aroudn greatness.

BUt with no relevant info!

I've not much of anything to blog about.  'Sides Hero Online.  Which isn't a great game, or even a decent game.  It's okay, the main reason I still play it is because of Debbie, Shiya, and all them.  So yeah.  More peeps get on that.  And make it more interesting. XD  Dragon 7 is the server we're always on.

Also.  Ozzfest.  Saturday.  Fucking. w00t.  I cannot wait for that.  Respond if yer going, give meh your cell, and I'll try to meet up with you.  I'll be mostly hanging with Teh Becka (tm), Debbie, and/or Jordan, but the more, the merrier.  Fucking awesome seats...  SoaD...  I believe the term "music gasm" fits in here reeeal well.

Point by point basis FTW!

Personal life: Got a letter from the court today, basically confirming that they put my case on the stet docket.  THerefore, I am in a state of relief now.  Much more relaxed than I have been.

Family: They've been cool.  Mom especially, since she gave me alchohol last night. XD  I knwo they're going ot start getting on me to get a job now though. >.<  They won't be the only ones either. >.>;

Social: This past week has been alot of fun.  Hanging out with Heather was a joy. *nodnod*  And then Saturday, hung out with Nick, Jordan, Cliff, and Nathan (Cliff's brother) for most of hte day, then hung out with Dan, Heather, and Austin.  That was alot of fun as well.  Possibly will hang out iwth NIck today, but dunno. >.<  Slept in till late, and I still have shit to do.  Also starting to get my permit.  Failed the first test, shouldn't fail the next one.

Relationship:  No change here. *nodnod*

Game: FFVIII.  I've been incsessently playing FFVIII.  I have no idea why. >.<  Also picked up Extermination again.  Since I ifnally got my PS2 back from Nick.

Music: After Forever, Plumb, and Theatre of Tragedy.  All <3.

Yay for the manual labor that brought me to buy new bondage pants!

Let's break this down on a point by point basis like before.

Personal:  I've been getting...angrier than normal.  I've no clue why.   It dosen't take much to set me off, and when I do, I snap.  >.<

Family: Same old here.  Nothing new to report.

Social:  Been hanging out with NIck alot, at least twice a week.  Last night me, Nick, and Jordan went to see The Rocky Horror Picture Show with Becka and the group.  We probably would've sat wtih them, if we didn't leave around 11:30 and get sort of lost. >.<  Was a good time anyways.  Did the underwear run, and also got spanked hard.  Saw Debbie, her mom, her daughter, and her sister yesterday as well.  That really cheered me up.  ESpecially seeing Debbie and Deena.

Relationship: Still single.    Made it clear to Debbie that I wanted to get back together, and we did have a talk about that.  So, on a techicality, I'm still single.  However, that may change in the near future.

Game-wise:  Addicted to all hell on God of War.  Also got re-aquainted with Kingdom Hearts 2 thanks to Nick and Debbie.  Shadow of Destiny is also an interesting game.

Music: DragonForce.  The Gathering.  Guano Apes.  Naio Ssaion.  All <3.  Major <3.

DragonForce is <3.

Tommorow I do labor to get money.

w00~!

Tommorow I turn 20.  Finally leave the "teens".  1 year away from being legally able to drink (Not that it stops me).  Going to do something, but haven't exactly decided yet.  It'll be small, whatever it is.

Speaking of that.  The birthday party Sunday was awesome.  Thanks to everyone who showed.  I appretiated ya'll coming and making it a great time.  I did learn, however, to not drink on an empty stomach. o.o;  XD Yeeeeah. 

Oh, and in case I haven't said it 15 billion times, The Gathering r0x0rz mah s0x0rz.  Seriously.  Orgasmic. T_T  

Yesterday was supposed to be my last day left for druggie class, but it got canceled due to exploding toilets.  Yes, exploding toilets.  Fun. T_T  Oh well.  I guess next week will be my last.

Not much else to update about, however.  Just still catchign up on sleep. o.o;  Tiiiired. T_T

Yeeeah.  Bored otu of my mind.  I'd say someone kidnap me, but Nick has off tommorow, so there's at least something to do then.   So, I'll just have to suck it up tonight. -_-

In other news: Debbie successfully gave birth with no complications.   What's more, depending on her health, she might actually show up to the party.

Speaking of the party, everything's shaping up nicely.  If you haven't confirmed yet, and you can go, then please, tell me.  If you've confirmed adn you can't go, then speak that as well.  I've pretty much heard back from everyon eon the list, so yeah.   Shaping up real nicely, and I really can't wait. ^^  Gonna be lots of fun.

Excited about Sunday. ^^ I get more and more confirmations every day.  Current confirmation list stands at this:

Jordan
Ed (?)
Matt
Dan
Nick
Shelby
Shiya
Elijah
Rebecca
Becka (albiet only for a few)
Julio
Phil

Anyways, like I said in the bulliten, the festivities start at 2PM.  And it ends whenever you want to leave.  Rules for hte party will be made clear when everyone gets there, but they'll be easy to follow.  Everyone is invited to stay the night, I do believe.  As for activities, they involve DDR, Halo (1 and 2), Soul Calibur 3, and Super Smash Bros. Melee.  If you want to do anything else, just bring it. *nodnod*

For food, me, Nick, and Dan will be treating you all with culinary delights.  While Nick hasn't specified what he's making yet, I am making a pot of chili, and Dan is making pasta with cream sauce.  My mom will prepare a delectable lasaunga for us to chow down on as well. For appetizers, we will have 3 types of chicken drummets (Fried, honey BBQ, and Teriyaki), and a vegtable tray.

If there's any questions, talk to me, Dan, or Nick, the hosts/organizers of the party.

Well, that's pretty much it.  I'll see you all Sunday. ^^ (Some of you Friday, and Saturday. XD)