MySpace

Too Lazy to be famous: based on a true story I am the Oprah of the Underclass

MySpace.com | rss | sign in
Geminat

Geminat Bonaduce


Last Updated: 3/24/2009

Send Message
Instant Message
Email to a Friend
Subscribe

Gender: Female
Age: 104
Sign: Gemini

Country: US
Signup Date: 5/23/2005

Blog Archive
[Older      Newer]
 /  / 
Thursday, March 05, 2009 

Category: Life
where the hell have I been?


..Geminat Bonaduce's Profile | Create Your Badge
Geminat Bonaduce's Facebook profile..

come join me...look me up under Geminat Bonaduce
8:47 AM 
0 Comments
(Add Comment) |
Translate
Friday, May 16, 2008 

Category: Life
Apparently I am.



It's not like I am even a fan....
I live in DC metro....NOT New York

I can see it now...I am going to be straight-bashed by shirtless
Madonna fans in leather chaps..her gays will eat me alive!



silly rabbit Ambien isn't for kids! Mama is probably gonna have to eBay these babies.
Damn my impulsive and reckless nature.
Currently listening:
Seventh Tree (Deluxe Edition)
By Goldfrapp
Release date: 2008-02-26
3:38 AM 
0 Comments
(Add Comment) |
Translate
Sunday, February 03, 2008 

Category: Life


The housing crisis is hitting very close to home...across the street.

Foreclosure is happening even in my lovely multicultural burg. The Hawaiians across the street were served with papers for like the millionth time. This time is was for real! So over the span of two day they ripped out everything that could be ripped out of that house. Appliances, Flooring, counters and more! And believe me I know, in my idle hours I watched from my window as the Grifter's filled truck after truck of these ill-gotten goods. and :::poof::::: they were gone!

But then over the two days I noticed two of my neighbors pilfering through their stuff! Dragging it out of their back yard. I can't blame them really....yes I can! Those crazy thieving heifer's stole stuff that I (had I had the nerve) should have taken!

grrr....I may or may not be planning a midnight raid to pilfer those landscaping lights and a gorgeous minature Japanese maple tree....wait! I have no plans to steal any landscaping material.

::cough::

I will go to Home Depot and buy some that may be slightly
dented or damaged or may have the appearance of being
exposed to the sunlight.....yep
Currently reading:
Hiding In Plain Sight
By Ken Bowers
Release date: 01 December, 2001
3:02 AM 
2 Comments
(Add Comment) |
Translate
Friday, January 18, 2008 

Category: Life
Cha-Cha was right...I fall for these all the time.

I have been tagged by Chalie Hustle.

Here's how you play: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random facts, habits or goals about yourself. At the end, choose 10 people to be tagged, list their names and why you tagged them. Don't forget to leave them a comment saying "You're It!" and to go read your blog. You cannot tag the person that tagged you, so even though you can't tag me back, you still have to let me know when you are done so that I can go read YOUR blog post.

1) Even though I have the symptoms of those daytime TV depression commercials (That chick laying in bed watching TV (me); Sad doggie holding leash in mouth wanting a walk. The phone ringing and the woman stares at it but doesn't answer. For the record I LOVE watching TV, I hate the sunlight, my dogs can walk on in the back yard and I HATE answering the phone, why bother answering it? it is either boring family members or overseas 'marketers' "Fuck you Hasid!" I swear, you do a couple internet searches and your marked for life!

2) I am a psycho magnet - I have been flashed and stalked. I was only genuinely frighted by two of them. Here are a sampling of my "admirers":

A. As a child my friends and me ages 8 - 12 would take a back woods trail to get to the community pool....and it never failed, their was this creepy old man how would take down his pants and jiggle his junk and we would run by and laugh and point...to us it was a game.

B. I was about 10 years old near the grocery store and this man calls me and my friend over for "directions"  After all that trouble crazy grandpa was unable to obtain the directions or achieve and erection....we laughed and ran away.

C. Minding my own business walking home in the dark (at 15 because I was hardcore) and this guy in his early 20's runs by my so fast I feel the wind as he goes by. He keeps up his pace and then stops abruptly and turns around and runs back toward me like a charging bull and stops in front of me, shows me his junk and off he goes. I was not impressed, but I must say that one had my frightened. But then again that didn't stop me from walking how alone at two AM.after that.

D. (Cold Sweat Pale Stalker) - very creepy. Never made any moves on me but I am sure he was planning on it, I would work alone the evening shift and he would come into the shop about 10 minutes before closing and this guy had no social skills he could barely make eye contact with me. I would catch him sneaking peeks...shifty eyes. He would then buy an increasing disturbing array of pornography. This guy was beyond creepy. He did this only on my shifts. After these purchases he would sit in his car for over half an hour, I had to make a mad dash to my car because he was so damn weird! I was afraid of the guy...I was his "Jodie Foster" and I was tired of all this BS so I asked my friend who ran another business in the plaza to send some guys over to talk to him. They later told me when they confronted him he had his magazines out, his dick out, and a six pack of Pepsi. They (all five of them) promptly kicked this guys ass. After that I only saw him one more time, 2 weeks later at 4:30 daylight and he paid for his purchase and left....never to be seen again.

E. I saved the most psychotic for last, His name is Mickey, and no, that isn't pseudynym! This is the craziest MoFo I have ever met in my life. I can say with no regrets that I hope he is dead. He was a regular customer at the shop and the other girls had no problem humoring the kook. But I was having none of it, I was intentionally standoffish and rude to him because I could see the captain crazy in his eyes. People said I was overreacting. I read enough Ann Rule books to know a psycho when I sees it. He would show up at places where I was like the grocery store and I'd see his car (his home btw) eventually I saw his car in my neighborhood. He was a one stone cold certifiable motherfucker. Eventually I left that job for another and lo and behold I am headed to the doors of my new job and guess who opens the door for me like some demented Sir Galahad? Heeerrrrrrreeeeeee's Mickey! I was so freaked out I ran up to my office and let the doorman know to PLEASE keep an eye on him. Long story short he became belligerent and as they were about to throw him out the noticed he had a shank fastened to his hand using medical tape! After that they didn'tthink I was overreacting after all. No wonder I'm a shut-in

(there is another incident that I'll go into later)

3) I am a legally ordained Minister. All my ceremonies tanked, all my betrothed are either divorced, never filed, turned gay or are possibly dead.

4) I rarely go out, I hate driving. I have a late model vehicle but damn I'm so lazy I don't feel like going anywhere....but don't get me wrong I am not depressed,
I am lazy!

5) My bud Charlie doesn't want anyone to "know" him. That is understandable, he is talented. Me? I could care less. I have nothing to offer besides TV reviews and 3 AM rants that I don't remember till I log on the next day.

6) In my life I have been electrocuted two times, which could probably explain some of my actions in the past...and present. mwahahah I can blame it on the high voltage! No wonder I love AC/DC so much.

7) I have been sued by a former child star (who also has a famous sibling) but under the terms of the frightening document that (his or her)  Jew'ed up lawyer drew up I cannot mention (him or her) by name. hmmmm....

8) Guess who loves Sublime, Foo Fighters, Roxy Music, Everclear, POTUS & The Beach Boys? Me.

9) My secret shame, I sucked my thumb way too long, thank god for adult braces.

10) Unlike Charlie, I enjoy these nonsensical Myspace questionnaires, it gives me a chance to ramble on about nothing. Hell, just read my blog and you'll see that I have no goals whatsoever.

my tagees:

a song for the city - where are you?
Turd Ferguson- come come come on...all the cool kids are doin' it!
EmJ - I'd like to know the trinity's secrets
Haley - you can do it
Zaraphel and Patrick - if you have time
carlita - only if you want
Tom Sizemore - screw him he never answers my mail.
SlugBugBrown - bannnnnaaaas
DEADLEE - I know he is too busy but I am running out of names.
Currently watching:
Waitress (Widescreen Edition)
Release date: 27 November, 2007
8:34 AM 
2 Comments
(Add Comment) |
Translate
Wednesday, January 16, 2008 

Current mood:  bored
Category: Life
As none of you have probably been wondering, I have been somewhat absent the past two weeks.

Apparently on December 30th I needed the answer to some random question that escapes my mind now but I had found my answer on:

YAHOO! ANSWERS.

I immediately joined the community and immersed myself in the Y!A world. The concept is simple, someone asks a question and other people answer. When I first joined I was Natalie C. I was polite and gracious and somewhat helpful, in a sentence: I wasn't being myself . And then one evening at the stroke of probably three a.m. Cinderella turned into Geminat! When someone asked a stupid question I let them know. Someone asks a serious question I answered "who farted". It didn't take long before I had a band of do-gooders following me around giving me the thumbs down sign and reporting me to the Grand Poobahs, it got to the point where I had to make my profile private so those cocksuckers couldn't stalk me.

After that, I was on a mission I wanted to get to Level Five. Yahoo Answers had become my Scientology, once I made it to Level Two I had to answer 40 more questions to make it to Level Three....then I was at Level Four! But that wasn't good enough I NEEDED to become a Level Five. A Level Five can answer and ask unlimited questions!

This was my quest....My Holy Grail...and I accomplished it on Sunday the 13th!

I told myself that I would quit when I made it to Level Five. A Level Five is someone who has between 5,000 - 9,999 points. I have 5297 points, not only did I make it to Level Five, I have earned the title of "Top Contributor" status of the week. Ironically I became the the TC of the Singles & Dating category. I'm married and don't date. But I do enjoy telling people their relationships will not work out.

Here are my (not so current) stats. I still have points rolling in.



You may wonder how I managed to rack up such impressive/embarrassing stats in such a short amount of time. Simple, teamwork. And by teamwork I mean multiple IDs. I won't name names but my bird has an ID, my favorite soap opera character, and two others. I amaze myself with the amount of time I waste on a stupid quest such as this when I could be doing something more productive but I wouldn't have it any other way.

Below are a sampling of my "Best Answers":

Q: Can anyone light a match off their 5'o'clock shadow/beard stubble? Clint Eastwood does it in a few movies, is it really possible?

A: on my bikini line, yes.

Q: Why should we not invest in firms that use sweatshop?

A:The thought of sweaty little kids making my duds grosses me out.


Q: Washington DC? In my Hw it says that washington DC is 8th in someting what is it I really need help! Please

A: calm down lassie! is Timmy in the well?

Q: Britneys suicide attempt? i saw the ad on the magazine and kinda skimmed over it but i was working so .. does anyone know a simple re cap

A: she was shaving her wrists...it could happen to anyone.

Q: I am 16, how do I hook up with gay singles?

A: go to an aol chatroom...but fair warning, you may be met with a camera crew and Chris Hansen of Dateline.


The list goes on and on and on and on. My ego begs me to make my Q & A stats public so the world can see my witty/stupid/insensitive responses but I know that the moment I do the above mentioned cocksuckers will try to get me booted off Yahoo altogether.








Currently reading:
Smashed: Story of a Drunken Girlhood
By Koren Zailckas
Release date: 31 January, 2006
3:47 AM 
1 Comments
(Add Comment) |
Translate
Friday, December 21, 2007 

Current mood:  awake
Category: Life
So....I am reading the paper and they are have an article about the top high school athletic players of the year....and one of the guys listed was named De'Antwan

What kind of name is THAT? It's bad enough being saddled with the name Antwan (correcting spelling: Antoine) but to add De (with an apostrophe no less) is bordering on child abuse. Thank God he is athletically gifted because with a name like that the only future he has is Sports or something else....not so glamorous. I think that there should be a Naming Committee formed at urban hospitals (and at Cedars-Sinai's celebrity center in L.A.) to run these questionable monikers before they are put on paper. Like a debate match, give these mothers reason why they should reconsider these questionable names. Have mama explain her reasoning behind the titles... anyway, back to De'Antwan I mean, really...he is has two options, he can be nicknamed D or Twan, and that just screams of "tattooed teardrop" tow truck driver to me. As Michael Jackson says, "I believe the children are our future" , alright bad example, that crazy fucker named his alleged children Prince, Paris and Blanket! 

Speaking of celebrities,here are my top five celebrity baby names that should be recalled:

1. Suri Cruise- slurry! slurpie! surly! slutty! This name has bad reputation written all over it.

2. Rumer Glenn, Scout Larue and Tallulah Belle -  (Bruce Willis & Demi Moore kids)  Am I the only one who thinks these sound like upscale housing developments? 

3. Kal-el Cage - Nicolas Cage is a douche and he has secured his kid daily beatings at school by naming him after Superman.

4. Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily - It was regret over giving his kid such a ridiculous name that caused Michael Hutchence (of INXS) to hang himself. Never name your kids while high.

5. Denim Cole - Toni Braxton named her son Denim. Nothing says "I love you" like being named after fabric. Crazy bitch.

Yeah, yeah, I know....boooo! hisssss!

If I can save one child from an embarrassing or unfortunate name I've done my job.

Happy 'effin holidays.
Currently listening:
White Trash Hell
By Everclear
Release date: 09 April, 2007
12:16 AM 
1 Comments
(Add Comment) |
Translate
Thursday, December 20, 2007 

Current mood:  animated
Category: Blogging
I got this survey from a bulletin posted by my flavorite Myspacer Cha-Cha
and reposted it.....after re-reading my bulletin I felt that I should post it on
my blog because....ah who cares, right?

(SAY EXACTLY WHATS ON YOUR MIND & DON'T CHANGE IT)

OK.

1. You & your ex – wife? I could have been Natalie Cheney,
2. I am listening to – Sublime, as per usual
3. Maybe I should – get a job...hahaha! (maniacal laugh)
4. I love – Tivo. I know that is ta wrong answer.
5. I don't understand – the Chinese stock exchange
6. I have lost my respect for - Fiddy & Kanye
7. I last ate- Life Cereal.
8. The meaning of my display name is - I'm a Gemini named Natalie Duh!

IS YOUR/ ARE YOU.

1. Is your hair wet? - no
2. Is your cell phone right by you - in my purse
3. Do you miss someone? - my conjoined twin FiFi, it's pretty bad when you are abandoned by a conjoined twin...stupid bitch.
4. Are you wearing chapstick? - yes, but on a different orifice...what?
5. Are you tired? - No, thank you redbull knock-off
6. Are you wearing hoodie and sweatpants and....ahhhh a pervert I see
7. Are you mad? – upset? no Mad? yes.
8. Are you upset? - oh fuck you...now I am.

HAVE YOU.
1. Recently done anything you regret? - a few eBay purchases...NEVER trust a China man
2. Ever kicked someone? - heavens yes, I'm married!

TODAY HAVE YOU.

1. Have you cursed? - my inner voice curses like a sailor
2. Have you gotten mad at someone? - characters on TV...is that healthy?
3. Who? Matt Roloff from TLC's "Little people, Big world" Don't ask.

RANDOM.

Q: Is there a person who is on your mind right now?
myself. Call me a maxi-pad I am self absorbing.

Q: Do you have any siblings?
lots

Q: Do you want children?
already have them but I may want to "Jolie" eventually..you know how I hate
raking the yard and doing chores.

Q: Do you smile often?
only when I laugh.

Q: Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?
I'm not a dyke...or a punk...or a Spears.

Q: Do you like your handwriting?
I write like a special-ed student.

Q: Who's bed other than yours have you slept in lately ?
God only knows.

Q: What color shirt are you wearing right now?
burnt orange

Q: What were you doing at 7pm yesterday?
sleeping? I have no idea I don't keep a schedule.

Q: What would you rather be called?
Rosebud....or Oprah

Q: When did you cry last?
oh my god...I got lost trying to find Dulles Airport and was screaming and crying and was on the verge of yet another nervous breakdown.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
in a Ted Bundy kind of way.

Q: Do you have any pets?
a senile cat, 2 dogs and my supercool cursing Quaker Parrot

Q: Are you one of those kids that cut their hair by themselves when they were younger?
no, my mother thought it was a good idea to have my hair cut short, so for a while there people would say "who's he?" Thanks MOM! she must have known I was going to be a super bitch in my teens.

Q: What do you think when you see someone trip, and then try and play it off?-
I think...did I look that retarded? oh wait this isn't about drugs?

Q: Weirdest movie you've seen?
Jacob's Ladder comes to mind

Q: Interested in manga? [Japanese "comic books"]
ugh! Nerd alert...don't get it.

Q: Are you a member of Neopets?
is this some Nazi offshoot group?

Q: Know someone who just has way too many freaking aim screen names?
I probably have half a dozen..create them at 3 am and forget the passwords

Q: Can you be trusted with a fragile object?
I myself am a fragile object.

Q: Ever almost get run over by a car?
no but I am sure that I am the reason that many people will answer yes to this question.

Q:Who is the one person you can trust with anything?
My trusty fireproof lockable file cabinet safe...well it's as
tall as a person and has more depth than most.

Q: Do your parents have home videos from when you were a baby?
No when you are child 6 the novelty of being a parent wears off.

Q: What's your favorite popsicle flavor?
semen...of shut up I was kidding! cherry....ugh now that sounds worse!

Q: Ever get poked in the eye?
no but I have been PORKED in the.......waiter check please!
Currently listening:
20 of Hank Williams’ Greatest Hits
By Hank Williams
Release date: 17 October, 1990
4:11 AM 
0 Comments
(Add Comment) |
Translate
Friday, October 12, 2007 

Category: Life



Late September somewhere in the early hours of of a morn' (meaning 3:41 am) I decided that I was important enough
to have a domain name dedicated to my bitchy blue self. What was I thinking? I felt in my altered state that I needed a dedicated web presence so I could be found anywhere and everywhere on the internet.


So, I registered the domain name GEMINAT.COM and procured some web space for this domain name.
Why? My new site isn't informative,entertaining or particularly dazzling.. It's a frickin' WYSWYG template.
Perhaps I'll start a charity (in my name of course) or a fan space for Homosexual Hip-Hop Star DeadLee.

Soooo.....The thing is I wake up the next mornin...er.afternoon and discover that I purchased this domain and web space. it was too late to turn back I had to finish this epic quest! There are possibly dozens of
people who would be crushed if I didn't follow through with my new mission. It was a simple feat, just fill in
the blanks and link my many other blogs on web. Mission accomplished!

 Now I must admit I have nary a recollection of purchasing this domain name besides being concerned that someone (maybe a mental patient) would snap this "valuable" commodity to capitalize of my "fame".



It's amazing what goes through your minds when you are on prescribed drugs.

.·..¸.·..¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·.. (¸.·.. ¸.·..
¸.·..¸.·*..·-» Geminat...
(¸.·
Currently listening:
Echoes Silence Patience & Grace
By Foo Fighters
Release date: 25 September, 2007
5:38 AM 
3 Comments
(Add Comment) |
Translate
Wednesday, September 26, 2007 

Current mood:  awake
Category: Life
I am always snaking these "surveys" from my nieces and nephews...The
surveys target market (and Myspace) is for teenagers but who cares? It's
3:30 am and I can't sleep so I am going to complete this survey come hell or the Rock of Gibraltar.

Here goes nothing:

[A] - available? available to what? I just know this survey was written by some 50
year old teacher trying to get stats on teenagers, Well your out of  luck needle dick
because...actually you are in luck because I'm married and had we met I probably
would have just for kicks brought along a camera saying "Do you know your on Dateline?"

[B] - birthday? There you go again you demented freak! If I could say anything to the children on myspace it would be to keep your personal info PRIVATE. Who wants to
end up on a milk carton...or even worse chained up in some sweaty guys basement?
Didn't any of your see Saw? Saw II/  Saw III? Hostel? Daddy Day Camp? Those things could happen.

[C] - crushing? Crushing? so now this demented defect is fantasizing about crushing my skull? Well fuck you you creepy son of a beast! keep your pick axe away!

[D] - last drink you had? toilet water, what's it to your Mr. Nosy Pants? Looking to spike my drink with some GBA { gamma-Hydroxybutyric acid} and have your way? think again! I have a can of Mace with your name on it.

[E] - easiest person to talk to? The voices in my head

[F] - fav. color? coagulated red blood avaulable at Home Depot..and Hot Topic

[G] - gummy bears or gummy worms? Chicklets. Ask a stupid question you get a stupid answer

[H] - hometown? Listen Poindexter turn off your google map, zip up your pants and move on to your next victim. I'm not playing your sick games!

[I] - ill? I'm starting to feel ill, coincidently after I started taking this goddamn survey!

[J]- juggle? does this something to do with your old saggy hairy balls? gross!

[K] - killed someone? depends, give me your name number and address.

[L] - longest car ride? the car was 16 feet long.

[M] - milkshake flavor? vanilla. ice, milk, coffee liquor

[N] -number of siblings? 3 sisters 2 brothers 1 step brother 1 step sister a great step-sister in law and a partridge in a pear tree or something like that

[O] - one wish? That [O] thru [Z] answered themselves

[P] - person you called last? my friend

[Q] - queer? I am no queer, but if lets say, Jodie Foster came on to me I would probably reciprocate and probably even babysit her brats. Mama needs some money and Jodie is looking fine! But I am not a fay-guh.

[R] - reasons to smile? we are at [R] and past the midway point

[S] - song you last heard? "Call my name" by Prince. That man is a fine piece of chocolate

[T] - time you woke up this morning? 1:26 pm-ish

[U] - underwear color? back off Padre! I imagine your undies are all holey and stained and around your ankles. Pull them back up your disgraceful man!

[V] - vegetarian? I flirted with Vegetarianism for a short time and then I got pregnant and didn't want to give birth to a 3 pound gray baby so I started eating meat again. So fuck you PETA, Pamela Anderson, Alicia Silverstone and whatever naked skanks they have posing for them these days.

[W] -worst habit? I was told I snore...yeah right as if. I sleep the sleep of angels. my other worse habit is shopping..and taking a joke to far. (sowwy Your Honorable Percy XhXrXoX (RIP) Those adult magazines were a joke, hope your wife didn't get too upset, I would hope after that you would learn to be a little more courteous to people who are voluntarily testifing in a court case. )

[X] - xray's you had? too many to count and/or remember and might I add a totally stupid question.

[Y] - your number of friends on myspace?  lots of unclose and impersonal friends I never met and will never meet but I'm sure will show up at my Vegas Style funeral.

[Z] - zodiac sign? Gemini - dual personalities ones a bitch and the other is a Çüñ†




.·´¸.·´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·´ ¸.·´
¸.·´¸.·*`·-» Geminat...
(¸.·




Currently listening:
Chocolate Factory
By R Kelly
Release date: 18 February, 2003
5:46 AM 
0 Comments
(Add Comment) |
Translate
Tuesday, September 25, 2007 

Current mood:  awake
Category: Life
1. What is a question that people ask you that always gets on your nerves?
"So....when are you due?"  or  "Are you okay?" or Hi, Natalie How are you?" or generally anyone speaking to me.


2. Name something you have in common with all your siblings?
a sense of humor that at times offends people. That's not a flaw.

3. What is the greatest amount of physical pain you have ever had?
Tie: I had an impacted root canal that was close to poisoning my brain had to go to the ER got a shot of Demerol and I was in love...with the drug. Second, Back pain which let to back surgery which led to lots of pain killers so you see every cloud has a silver lining.

4. What number of drinks constitutes your limit?
When my inner voice burps.

5. Do you fold your underwear?
No, I was kicked out of the Nazi Party years ago
for my lack off "oar-duh!" I'm kidding you sensitive
pricks! I don't fold anything!

6. Who is the last person you wrote a letter to on paper?
Seeing that I have the penmanship of a retarded 3rd grader I try to keep my hand written notes to a minimum. I did fax a letter to my neurologist hoping she'd get me out of Jury Duty...Ding Dang it worked y'all!

7. Have you fired a gun before?
of course! and surprisingly there were no casualties.

8. Name someone you consider a genius.
Leonardo DiVinci, Bobby Fisher and K-Fed

9. What was your favorite childhood toy?
Raggedy Ann and Posey Pixie

10. Name a sound that disturbs you.
Whistling or Glass pack mufflers (ghetto car garb)

11. Name something random that you would never do.
actively seek gainful employment.

12. Name a person who's diary you would love to read:
Britney Spears

[ begin entry]

Dear Dairy,
ok like so i got so much stressez in my life i am bum crazy, my critters are always screaming and the robitussin aint helpin' anymore! I think  i'll try 2 give them some of my  rum slushies yee haw! that'll help them...kids need struksure! Little Sean ain't gettin' 2 bed til  2 am !
 He should be in bed by atleast  midnight dam! im still hopin' that guy i hooked up with at that vegas hotel calls me he wuz all kinds of hot! today I shaved my cooter I hope it shows up on TMZ ding dang y'all! LOL! im interviewing new nannys 2day one is totally hot and
wears the same size as me, she is a shoe in LOL. note 2 me: get more RX lollipops from Dr. Papadopolis and some medicinal marijuana for my yeast infection. my new lawyer is a jerk he wants me to stop going out! yah thatll happen.

love Brit-Brit

[end entry]


13. Have you ever had the same dream more than once?
Yes, but at this juncture I have forgotten the dream/dreams or possible realities.

14. Name something that makes you happy.
television and long stretches of sleep

15. Name something that made you laugh today.
My husband something slightly humorous like "get a job"

16. What is on your refrigerator door?
pictures, takeout menus and magnets

17. If someone who didn't know you had to guess your name, what would it be?
Kelly ( fair skin, auburn hair and green eyes) those fucking racists

18. Name something about women that tends to be true.
I can't speak for all women but when I say "I love that sweater" or you look great!"  I am thinking "ew..dollar tree have a sale?" and "This bitch let herself go" Fergie was right, women are evil bitches.

19. What CD is currently in your CD player?
Sublime....of course.

20. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Breast...what? huh? scratch that.

21. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
who knows? I probably put it in a myspace bulletin, I am akin to a Gremlin, Keep out of daylight, don't feed (ambien) after midnight, don't get wet. If those rules are broken I could give up government secrets

22. What is your favorite line from a song?
I can't follow the rules of the question so I will
list my favorite verse:

Utopia - Goldfrapp
I'm wired to the world
That's how I know everything
I'm super brain
That's how they made me

23. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
Probably almost as harshly I as I talk about them. Actually I rarely talk to anyone by choice...too much of a chore.

24. What movie do you know every line to?
Scarface, Gattaca, Goodfellas, Sixteen Candles, ect ect ect

25. Are you wanting any tattoos and piercing?
nope nada nil. it's a sin to desecrate ones body.
internally, well, that is a different story entirely.

26. Would you ever date anyone covered in tattoos?
Probably not...unless he was a seedy Carnie with a checkered past..

27. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite?
Opposite. call me MLKG all the Men Love Kool Geminat

28.Who was the last person to make you mad?
My crazy white trash neighbors who were arguing tonight on their porch...bastards wouldn't raise their voices loud enough for me to hear!

29.Name one place you would rather be?
sleeping, oh why must I be cursed with insomnia?
PS. Restoril sucks!

Currently listening:
Stevie Wonder - The Definitive Collection
By Stevie Wonder
Release date: 29 October, 2002
7:38 AM 
1 Comments
(Add Comment) |
Translate