Hi hi hi.

So this morning we found out that we are nominated for Deli Magazine's artists of the month.  We're up against some pretty good bands, so we'll need your help!

Go here and vote for us: http://www.thedelimagazine.com/snacks.php

And PLEASE, spread the word...voting stops May 31.

We.
Love.
You.

-us.

Some people like what they've heard.

Thanks to Chris for sticking around for our set at the No Pulp Blog event!

Read it here


Oh, and here is a nice little review of our Fontana's show from Kids Who Go To Shows. Booyah,

Hey kids.

So on the brink of the release of our EP, and our most anticipated tour thus far, our tour van has been stolen.  We aren't really sure how to deal with it because it seems so unbelievable, so despicable, so surreal that someone would steal such an important part of our lives away from us.  It is a true tragedy.  We were only "with" the van for a year, but it played an important role in the development our band, and most importantly, the growth of our friendship with each other.  The latter may sound lame, but until you've spent weeks in a van with a group of strung out, hung over, rotten smelling friends, you wouldn't understand how true that last statement becomes.

Thankfully, we were able to find a van for our upcoming tour for a nominal fee and therefore, the tour will go on as planned.  Count on us to be as furious on stage as we have ever been - a whirlwind of anger and redemption.

Come out and support us on this tour, we need your love more then ever.

Now, observe a moment of silence for our van, which was called "Oprah Winfrey Presents The Color Purple (Featuring Fantasia).

Soon.
Stationary

hello friends. just a quick reminder that we have a super sweet show coming up very soon. if you all come out, i'm pretty sure we'll get signed just for having such attractive fans. then it's only a matter of time before we start filling hot tubs with champagne and hiring personal assistants for our plastic surgeons. what a dream for everyone involved!

>>>show info:
The Stationary Set w/ Kill the Alarm
Friday, October 3rd
Mercury Lounge
First Band at 7:30, we go on at 10:30

>>>web info:
http://www.mercuryloungenyc.com/calendar/show/2024/

>>>kitten info:
http://www.catchannel.com/kittens/default.aspx

>>>guys who look a little like logan info:
http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=bald+man+&btnG=Search+Images

love
jd + stat set

Friends,

The summer is almost over. Find a warm body for winter.

We here at headquarters wanted to let you in on our future as we have neglected our digital phantom limb these past few months in exchange for writing and recording.

First off, this little piece of domain as well as our website will be getting a full-content rehaul in the coming month with new exciting humour and band-related pixels to distract you from work and school this fall.

In bigger news, we have a new record.

It will be released digitally this fall with a more calibrated release date to follow in the next few weeks.

It will be 100% FREE.

Yeah, free. Beat that, suckas.

We recorded it under the lense of one Bryan Russell in Maryland. He has recorded some great bands such as Envy on the Coast, Straylight Run, Minus Scale, The Narrative, and he even engineered Coldplay X&Y. Fun stuff.

For those who love liner-notes, fear not. A physical release will follow with a blow out release party in october with star-studded friends.

We are consolidating our debt. All new merchandise will be available to coincide with the album release.

We will hit the road in Oct./Nov., retreading old ground and planting our flag on a few new hills of old USandA. Dates and venues to be posted shortly.

If you ordered our last album and did not recieve it, please email thestationaryset@gmail.com to confirm your address, we know there were some return to senders who havent gotten their album yet.

Our old album will be available digitally in the next month. More on that later

The next blog is going to have alot of numbers, dates and whatnot, so listen clearly now... and follow closely.
The Stationary Set is moving forward, choosing Life.

Until the hammer drops: Keep your face burried in those ivory's Schroeder.. Lucy will never love you like that piano does.

TSS

PostScript,

To the a-hole that broke in to our van and stole our 1997 Sony CD player:

a) every pawn shop in NYC has a thousand of those and no one buys them anymore, douchebag.
b) Enjoy the Allison Krauss, sucka!

We aren’t seventeen.

But that doesn’t change the fact that Seventten.com is giving away 100 copies of our CD.

So if you want a CD, and you are a cheater, go to:

http://www.seventeen.com/sweepstakes/3935

Bangarang.
Stationary.

Sync Live will be airing our set at Jack Rabbits in Jacksonville Florida LIVE as it happens!

We know that most of you have jobs and can't afford the time or the money to come all the way down to Florida to see us play, so let this compensate.  Watch it on our myspace profile, KIDZ!

This is the big one, kids.

We are playing at Studio B Friday, Feb. 22nd with the likes of RZA of Wu Tang, Team Facelift, Murder Mystery, and Blood Red Sun.

In there will be an OPEN BAR from 10-11, and the event is free if you RSVP at:
rsvp@clubstudiob.com

Doors are at 8, we play at 11.  After the live acts, DJ's ROK 1, EAMON HARKIN, and SYNAPES Are going to close out the night.

This is going to be the most fun you will ever have.  Ever.  So deal with the L train and come to Studio B!

STUDIO B
259 banker st. btwn meserole and calyer.

Yes and Yes.
Stationary

"The Stationary Set
In mathematics, particularly in set theory and model theory, there are at least three notions of stationary set:

Classical notion
If ? is a cardinal of uncountable cofinality, , and C intersects every club in ?, then C is called a stationary set. If C is not stationary then it is a thin set.

In fact the intersection of a stationary set and a club set is itself stationary. This is true because if S is stationary and C1,C2 are club we have: . Now  is a club set as it is the intersection of two club sets. So  is non empty. But then  must be stationary as C2 is arbitrary.

See also: Fodor's lemma

The restriction to uncountable cofinality is in order to avoid trivialities: Suppose ? has countable cofinality. Then  is stationary in ? if and only if  is bounded in ?. In particular, if the cofinality of ? is , then any two stationary subsets of ? have stationary intersection.

This is no longer the case if the cofinality of ? is uncountable. In fact, suppose ? is regular and  is stationary. Then S can be partitioned into ? many disjoint stationary sets. This result is due to Solovay. If ? is a successor cardinal, this result is due to Ulam and is easily shown by means of what is called an Ulam matrix."

TRANSLATION: The Stationary Set is a kick ass rock band.  All the C1's, ?'s, and S's are gonna arbitrarily intersect, disjoint with cofinality, and partition into a club known as The Annex on January 22nd. and neither Ulam, Jech nor Fodor and his so called "lemma" can do a damn thing about it.