SPEW Episode 1: Tricycles Are Fun
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Hosts Featured in this episode:
Peter Pickles,
Becca gossett,
Johnny Hoel,
Peter: Hello welcome to Spew. Speaking Potter Every Week. I am Peter Pickles.
Johnny: I'm Johnny Hoel.
Becca: -chuckles- I'm Becca Gossett.
Peter: And we are your hosts this week. For spew.
Johnny: Alright so why don't we get started?
Peter: ok-
Johnny: So as you guys probably know if you're listening to this 'cause you probably listen to other Harry Potter podcasts too. There's a lot of deathly hallows theories going around. Hallows or Hollows?
Peter: Hallows.
Johnny: -flustered- Hallows sorry. Anyway a lot of people are looking back on the two books that came before it which are Book six and five. Order of the ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Phoenix and Half Blood Prince.
Becca: –delayed- hallows
Johnny: Now I thought we should look even further back and see if there's any clues as too what Deathly Hallows is going to involve in Book Four Goblet of Fire. So what d'you guys think about that?
Peter: Sure let's get started.
Johnny: Okay now a key thing I find- err before we start something that's always bothered me if you look on the front cover of Goblet of Fire, Harry's wand: it's in his left hand.
Peter: That's in the Fourth, Fifth, and Sixth books! It's always in his left hand!
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Johnny: What is wrong with them? –Giggles-
Peter: I dunno.
Johnny: Oh yeah well I suppose-
Peter: Like in the Sixth book- Half Blood Prince, Dumbledore's hand should be black.
Becca: Yeah but there's a lot of other mistakes too.
Johnny: I may- Yeah. On the English Goblet of Fire, the two characters on Harry's left side or right facing you are Cedric and it looks like Sirus hiding behind a bush, in dog form. And I made a note here that both these characters died. And if you look above Harry's Arm-
Peter: -interrupts- You mean the American Version?
Johnny: If you look above Harry's arm you see a dark figure wearing a cloak. And that- I'm not sure who that is. And I think this is a key factor-
Peter: Well I know that all four tri-champions are on the front.
Johnny: Correct and there is also this thing that looks like horns, the egg, Sirus, and this little cloaked figure and I am very curious as too who this figure is and if he possibly has any involvement in Deathly Hallows. I mean- Ah a little bit.
Johnny: -catches up- Yeah the English Edition.
Peter: American you mean?
Johnny: Yeah-same thing
Peter: Nah there's British and American.
Johnny: There's a slight resemblance.
Peter: Did either of you notice on the British version of Prisoner of Azkaban that Harry looks like a constipated two-year old?
Johnny –laughs-
Becca: Not really.
Johnny: Yes I did notice that. He looks kinda' strange on Goblet of Fire too.
Peter: American?
Johnny: Yeah
Johnny: -notices Becca- Becca are you a Daniel Radcliffe fangirl 'cause you could be influenced by that.
Becca: I am NOT a Daniel Radcliffe fangirl. I am a Rupert Grint fangirl thank you very much.
Johnny: Uh god… Rupert Grint fangirl. Rupert Grint plays Ron by the way in case you don't know. They haven't developed his character much in the movies.
Peter: I am an Emerson Spartz fangirl.
Johnny: Emerson?
Peter: Yep.
Becca: -rants about being a fangirl and is hard to hear-
Johnny: Jamie Lawrence? –laughs-
Peter: I was just looking on rupergrint.net and this is how Rupert picks his nose. He uses the classic traditional up, out, and away.
Johnny: -sarcasm- oh boy.
Johnny: Peter.
Peter: Yes? Johnny?
Johnny: I am a member of Emmawatson.us –censored by spew-
Peter: Oh
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Becca: -snorts quietly-
Johnny: Yes she is! And Sorry yeah we are getting a little off track.
Peter: Yeah we would like to take this moment to plug Mugglenet.com.
Johnny: Yeah Muggle-
Peter: We would also like to plug chamberofchat.com-
Johnny: I don't want too. Chamber of Chat is a Harry Potter chat site in case you don't know. It's really cool unless you have brains in which case you don't go to it.
Becca: -hisses- the-leaky-cauldron.org
Johnny: Anyway
Peter: So let's get into our discussion.
Johnny: Yeah. Something I wanted to do point out is: in books four- this is something I found myself I didn't look it up on any Harry Potter websites and then I looked it up AFTER I had already found it. In books four and two there are mentioning-s to Mundungus Fletcher. Did you guys know that?
Peter: Yeah. Yeah I was reading that the other day
Johnny: Yeah in two: Arthur Weasley says that um, Mundungus Fletcher tried to curse him in the back while he was at the office.
Becca: Really?
Peter: Yeah I remember that.
Becca: I'm so bad.
Johnny: And in book four Percy says that um the exact quote I would have to find it but he said basically then Mundugus was fined err he was fining the ministry for his tent being destroyed at the quiditch world cup.
Becca: Oh Yeah.
Johnny: But I always thought this was cool that Mundugus was mentioned two times before he actually became a major character.
Peter: In the um-
Becca: But that's just Jo's classic style is that she will never introduce a new character without having them mentioned or something beforehand.
Johnny: True so d'you- going into that do you think that means Aberforth will be important in the next book?
Peter: I hope he is. I hope Aberforth is.
Johnny: Uh I don't think so.
Becca: Well I've already read book seven so. I'm just kidding.
Johnny: Oh you have Becca?
Becca: Oh yeah! I'm a hundred percent positive. Yes me and Jo are real tight.
Johnny: I've always been a bit against Aberforth because at the end of Book six it's Dumbledore's funeral and his own brother doesn't bother to show up so I don't think he's gonna be there.
Becca: It's cause he's in hiding!
Johnny: Why would he be in hiding he never says that. Nah Madeye made it sound like-
Becca: That's my theory anyway-
Johnny: That's what I was saying because Madeye made is sound like he was one off the cuckoo's nest kind of.
Becca –speaks incoherently-
Johnny: -laughs-
Peter: Speaking of foreshadowing in previous books in book four there talking about the quiditch world cup and they talk about how the lovegood's have, had reserved a camp site a week ago.
Johnny: Hmm yeah before book six came out I was a big Luna Lovegood and Ron Weasley Shipper.
Peter: -makes a skeptical noise-
Johnny: No cause live like right next to each other so-
Peter: No only Neville and Luna cause it's a song by the Remus Lupins
Johnny: Yeah but Jo shot it down said it's not gonna happen. I don't think she's gonna change her mind man
Becca: I'm a Luna/Neville shipper.
Johnny: She could. .
Becca: she could but she won't. It's less absurd then some other ships out there that I won't mention cough harmony cough.
Johnny: so guys. DO WE THINK that Harry is going to die in Deathly Hallows?
Peter: I DO NOT want him too. I am a strong believer that he will not die
Becca: No, no, no
Johnny: Why?
Becca: You know why I think he won't die? Because Andrew Sims said he should. That's why I think he won't die. Because I always disagree with Andrew. He says something and I'm like no that's wrong.
Johnny: Because Andre- Because who said he should?
Peter: Andrew Sims the host of Mugglecast.
Johnny: B-b-but Becca! Becca! We're trying to get him on this podcast. Don't be hatin'.
Becca: I mean I love me some Andrew Sims. I am sorry Andrew I love you.
Peter: Micah is awesome!
Becca: yeah Micah is cool. I'd rather have Micah
Johnny: Heh he said you were crazy Becca?
Peter: She asked him too marry her.
Becca: And his own words were crazy.
Peter: 'Cause you said you wanted too.
Becca: As a joke he called me crazy –fakes crying- Now I'll never be Becca Q. Tannebaum
Johnny: So can we talk about the look?
Peter: okay.
Johnny: I can't get it right now but Dumbledore has this glint in his eye when he learns that Voldamort it back.
Peter: Oh the gleam of triumph in his eye.
Johnny: Yeah the glint. Did you think that this merely means that he's not surprised? Or I think that it means that somehow- maybe there's another prophecy that says that he's gonna come back on a certain day or something?
Peter: I dunno
Becca: No I think it's really um. Now he's more mortal now. Now he's got Harry's blood in him.
Peter: Yeah Jo did say in the Emerson/Melissa interview that it's extremely important.
Johnny: going back to the book four relating to book seven. Um not many other Harry Potter podcasts have talked about this. There is something I wanted to mention is um. In nook four it's been a while um. I think it's actually near the end. Hargrid makes a comment that's um. What will come will come and will face it when it did? Uh. I think that this foreshadows that Hagrid's gonna die. Excuse me guys. Uh anyway what do you guys think about this? I mean I think the way he says What will come will come and will face it when it comes, err something like that indicates that Harry will have to view him dying.
Becca: Um I don't think that 'that' foreshadows it but I do think that Hagrid will die.
Johnny: I do as well.
Becca: Just because I think that he's something who is important to Harry so it will hurt Harry but not completely crush him.
Peter: Yeah I just this thing from JK Rowling's website is she posts the birthdays on her website. And she hasn't posted Sirus, Cedric, and Dumbledore on there. And they've all died. So I think that only the people who have birthdays on there are the ones who stay alive.
Johnny: I disagree because didn't she put the birthday for one of the founders or something.
Becca: I don't remember that.
Peter: I don't think so let me look it up.
Johnny: Wasn't there some old witch or something that could have been dead?
Peter: I got it the here the list of birthday she's had: Neville, Harry, Ginny, Percy, Hermione, Professor McGonagall, Professor Flitwick, Molly Weasley, Bill Weasley, Hagrid, Charlie Weasley, Severus Snape, Arthur Weasley, Ron Weasley, Remus Lupin, Fred and George Weasley, Hermona Sprout, Dobby,
Johnny: Now I have a question for you Peter.
Peter: yes Johnny?
Johnny: Were any of these people's birthdays on July 21?
Peter: No.
Johnny: Okay because I was going to say that if anyone had a birthday on that day I was going to say that, that character was going to die.
Peter: No plus it's just Neville and Harry.
Becca: It's ten days before Harry's Birthday.
Johnny: Oh, OH I guess Harry's going to die.
Becca: No He's not!
Johnny: I don't know. I would have to disagree with you guys. I think Harry Should die.
Peter/Becca: Harry is not going to die.
Peter: His birthday is on JK Rowling's site. He's not going to die.
Johnny: But he's the third wheel.
Becca: He is not the third wheel. He has ginny!
Johnny: Yeah but Ginny's like r- Ok never mind I am not going to go there. Not going to insult-
Becca: If anything Ginny's the fourth wheel.
Johnny: Ginny's the fourth wheel? But you can't have four wheels!
Becca: Yes you can that would make a car.
Johnny: Wait what?
Becca: That would make a car.
Johnny: That would make a car? Cars aren't cool.
Becca: A car is better then a bicycle.
Johnny: A car is not as good as a bicycle. (Bicycle) it is more environmental.
Becca: Why can't there be a tricycle?
Johnny: Because tricycles are for toddlers and Harry is not a toddler.
Becca: Tricycles are fun.
Johnny: Shouldn't that be the name of the episode? Tricycles are fun?
Peter: Sure.
Johnny: Okay alright. Tricycles are not fun by the way. That's bull.
Becca: That is not true. You were obviously denied a tricycle in your childhood.
Johnny: I no I did not have a good childhood at all. Did you get a tricycle when you were a kid Becca?
Becca: Yes I did. Still have it. Ride it frequently.
Johnny: Ride it to school Becca?
Becca: Yes I do.
Johnny: Oh so Becca: There's this rumor going around that you had a bad day today. Why don't you tell us about that.
Becca: -sighs- This day. . . Oh my gosh I don't know how to explain it. Okay first of all I got like zero sleep last night because I was reading this book called: New Moon last night sequel to the Twilight if anyone's heard of it it's really gogood by Stephanie Myer ever heard of it? Really good book. So I had like zero sleep and I got to school and one of my friends got bit on the ear. And so she had to get taken to the-
Peter: By who?
Johnny: Yeah by who bit her on the ear?
Becca: Not by a person by like an insect or something.
Johnny: You made it sound like a person.
Becca: Yes I bit her ear off.
Johnny: -laughs-
Becca: I know I'm a cannibal. Then I had a tr- Trig. Test. Which I didn't do as well as I thought I was going to do. And I had a pop quiz in Chemistry. So today was basically horrible. And my red lip stick smeared which if you're a girl you know that's a horrible, horrible, thing to have happen.
Peter: I know what you're talking about.
Johnny: We understand don't we Peter?
Becca: I am sure you guys do. Know you wear red lip stick frequently.
Johnny: And Becca. Peter and I are so hip with the ladies that we know lots about red lipstick don't we Peter?
Peter: yeah.
Becca: You guys know a lot about smearing red lipstick too I bet.
Johnny: Oh yeah! –Laughs- Actually not.
Becca: Yeah you guys with your little thirteen year old girlfriends.
Johnny: Uh do not be giving away our personal information on the podcast BECCA! Edit that out Peter.
Becca: Don't leave that in.
Johnny: … DO NOT!
Peter: Let's get back on subject now.
Johnny: OK! Book four. Book four.
Becca: It's my favorite book!
Johnny: its JK Rowling's least favorite isn't it?
Becca: No wasn't it- Isn't it Order of the Phoenix?
Johnny: No it's this one, it was this one.
Becca: it' because she thought it went on too much or something.
Johnny: I would like to make a comment and you guys are gonna KILL me for saying it but I think that book four is the last one she wrote not for the money.
Becca: Are you serious!?
Johnny: I mean she writes it some from the heart.
Becca: I'm gonna slap you. Okay you know the one thing that made my day good today is that in hell we got asked if we were going to a desert island who would we take and I said Jo Rowling!
Johnny: You didn't say me?
Becca: You were my second pick.
Johnny: I've gotta say that if I was going to the desert island I would take um. I would take that guy from Survivor.
Becca: Which one?
Johnny: The one who won. I would take that guy from Man vs. Wild.
Becca: Somebody said that actually.
Becca: I'd take Jack from Lost.
Peter; I'd take Jack from 24.
Becca: I'd take Micah.
Johnny: -laughs- Oh yeah! Someone like that. So much personality. I'd take Emerson.
Peter: I'd take Harry potter.
Becca: No because if you took Emerson the world would be so upset all the little fan girls would be so upset that they would come find you and you would be saved.
Johnny: Yeah so I think that raps up our discussion.
Peter: Any news or announcements?
Johnny: Yeah does anybody have any Harry Potter news they'd like to share with us?
Becca: um… no
Peter: Nope.
Peter: You can leave a message on our iTunes
Johnny: Reviews comments, you can ogo
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Peter: Peter Pickles out.