I found this iphone nock off on ebay.  The description was priceless

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It was really hard to use words to describe my feelings when I first saw the phone. I love it so much. You can say this is a real Chinese Iphone. For Iphone lovers, it is a good chance to have one. It reminds me of CECT 599, CECT 168, IP2000... all these are made basing on Ipones, but only this iphone is almost the same as the original one. Its 3.2 big CRT super high resolution touch screen makes it a perfect movie player, it supports 320*240 movies. The response is very fast because it has dual core internal memory. Both bluetooth and JAVA make the phone ferfect, there isn't a pity left. The vibrating menu makes you feel like operating under a Windows Vista Operation System.Game is also one of the biggest features for the phone, we will send a game keypad to you, and when you are playing games, you can set vibrating function. Have you ever tired playing motor cycle games in a game center? You can play the inter motor game by turn the phone left and right, so amazing, right?