TAURUS - The Tramp
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships.  Likes to give a good fight.
Fightfor what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love ofattention.  Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need.Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can beself centered and if they want something they will do anything to getit. They love to sleep and can be lazy.  One of a kind. Not one to messwith. Are the most attractive people on earth!

GEMINI  - The  Twin
Nice.Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good at confusing people...Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Gemini's will nottake any crap from anyone. Gemini's like to tell people what theyshould do and get offended easily.  They are great at losing things andare forgetful.  Gemini's can be very sarcastic and childish at times,and are very nosey.
Trustworthy.Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves tomake out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOSTIRRESISTIBLE.


CANCER - The Beauty
MOSTAMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's Love is one of a kind.Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative Person, most's are artists and insane respectfullyspeaking.  They perfected sex and do it often.  Extremely random. AnUltimate Freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most cancers will take you under their wing and into their heartswhere you will remain forever.  Cancers make love with a passion beyondcompare
Spontaneous.  Not a Fighter, But will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to!


LEO - The Lion
Greattalker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy, but whenunhappy tend to be grouchy and childish.  A Leo's problem becomeseveryone's problem.  Most Leos are very predictable and tend to bemonotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything.Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing.  Down to earth. Addictive.Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not oneto mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

VIRGO - The One that Waits
Dominantin relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the lastword. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you everwanted. Easy to please. A pushover.  Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything.  They think they knoweverything and usually do.  Respectful to others but you will quicklylose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them andnever regain respect.  The do not forgive and never forget the one andonly.

LIBRA - The Lame One
Niceto everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun andsweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet!However,  not the kind of person you want to mess with... you might endup crying... Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. faithful friends to the end.  Can hold a grudge for years.  Libras aresomeone you want on your side.  Usually great at sports and are extremesports fanatics.  Kinda dumb at times. 

SCORPIO - The Addict
EXTREMELYadorable.  Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Will try almostanything once.  Loves to be pampered.  Energetic. Predictable. GREATkisser. Always get what they want.  Attractive.  Loves being in longrelationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just asgood at spending it!  Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers.Can be a good friend but if disrespected by a friend, the friendshipwill end. Romantic. Caring.

SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One
Spontaneous.High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in longrelationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time.  Losespatience easily and will not take crap.  If in a bad mood stay FARaway.  Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever.  Lovesdeeply but at times will not show it feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it.  VERY private person.  Defendsloved ones will all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one tomess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet.Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own uniqueappeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed..!!! Notthe kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 

CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover
Loveto bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoyingto some.  Lazy and love to take it easy.  But when they find a job orsomething they like to do they put their all into it.  Proud,understanding and sweet.
Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always
getswhat he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs especiallyGemini's in sports.  Likes to cook but would rather go out to eat atgood restaurants.
Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.

AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind, loves being in
long-termrelationships. Can be clumsy at times but tries hard.  Will take on anyproject.  Proud of themselves in whatever they do.  Messy, andunorganized.  Procrastinators.  Great lovers, when their not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more then their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell astory.  Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter,But will Knock your lights out.

PISCES - The Partner for Life
Caringand kind. Smart. Center of attention. Messy at times and irresponsible! Smart but lazy.  High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard tokeep. Passionate, wonderful lovers.  Fun to be around. Too trusting attimes and gets hurt easily.  Lover of animals.  VERY caring, makewonderful nurses or doctors. They always try to do the right thingsometimes get the short end of the stick.  They sometimes get used byothers and hurt because of their trusting.   Extremely weird but in agood way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or shewants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friendto other but need to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 

Thanks to Ady for this email :)

What people from around the world knows about Italy?:
(please extend the list if you know some more :-)

Mafia
Pizza
Maccheroni
Pasta
e ke kazzo
Vaffanculo
Ferrari
Milan
Ferrari
Lamborghini
Valentino Rossi
Spaghetti Bolognese
Napoli
Pope

The Saint and the Whore

There are girls you marry, and girls you don’t.

Right?

Ask any man, he’ll tell you. There are girls you have meaningless, raunchy sex with, gorgeous girls with a tinge of sleaze about them, strippers and porn stars, or even just the co-ed party girls looking for a good time. These are the girls that populate a young man’s twenties, who breeze in and out of his party-going adolescence, notable only for the outrageous or kinky anecdotes they provide for him to regale his buddies with later in life.

Then, of course, there are the Marriage Material girls. They are quieter, more serious, less sexually experienced and more maternal. They are the women that know how to balance a chequebook, keep track of appointments, do income tax returns and care for children. Motherhood only intensifies the glow from their haloes - once the babies are born, these women become almost asexual, bastions of maternal morality that a man wouldn’t dream of throwing over the arm of the couch and taking from behind. She gave birth to your children, it’s sacrilegious to think of hot sex with her.

This duality has existed for centuries. As long as there have been courtesans and cultured women, prostitutes and proper ladies, there has been a dichotomy in the minds of some men, and many women, a split between the desirable and the decent. It has been referred to as the Madonna and the Whore, the Saint and the Sinner, or the idea that most men want to go to bed with a nymphomaniac and wake up with a virgin. Whatever it’s called, however it presents itself to the men who believe in it, this idea is baseless, patently unreasonable, and ultimately destructive to women and the men who want to love them.

Telling men that they only desire women they don’t marry, and only marry women they don’t desire, cannot possibly lead to a fulfilling romantic life for anybody. It leads men to question their own morality when they find themselves highly sexually aroused by someone. It also leads them to suppress their sexuality when they meet a woman they want to marry. In both cases, something is suffering. If he’s drawn to a woman he himself thinks is immoral, his own sense of self-worth deteriorates. If he subverts his sexual drive because he thinks its wrong to feel such things for his wife, his natural desire to express love and affection through sex deteriorates. It’s a no-win situation.

It isn’t much better for women, either. Telling women that sexy women aren’t moral and that moral women aren’t sexy leaves many women perplexed. Women who would like to enjoy sex freely find themselves holding back out of shame, or out of concern that they’ll be condemned as whores. Women who ignore cultural prejudice and flaunt their sexuality would like to be appreciated for their other qualities as well, and not be declared stupid or vain because they enjoy being a woman and enjoy sex.

But our culture is not yet prepared to embrace a woman who is both moral and sexy, and punishes severely anyone who tries. Vanessa Williams lost her Miss America title several years ago because she had posed nude for Penthouse. The judges decided, I presume, that a woman who would be photographed nude couldn’t possibly engender the character traits of intelligence and morality so crucial to the mandate of Miss America. I can imagine how ashamed she must have felt; not because she posed nude, but because a group of people decided that the simple, harmless act of showing us her nude body effectively negated all her other fine qualities, and was enough to warrant public humiliation and scorn.

Even though Vanessa has gone on to a successful movie and recording career, is a wife and mother, is as beautiful and charming as she ever was, and in no way reflects immorality or indecency, our society still hasn’t advanced enough to allow all women to enjoy their sexuality and be moral at the same time. Perhaps it is because there are so few people willing to advocate such acceptance. Bodyinmind.com actively endorses and celebrates moral sexuality, and stands alone as the only voice of reason in this morass of outdated and harmful sexual mores. To read one of Bodyinmind’s excellent essays on appreciating a woman’s sexuality, please visit bodyinmind.com .)

Men are not the only monsters in this scenario. Other women can be far more vicious when it comes to condemning a woman for being sexy, and for deifying those who aren’t. The fact that some men follow their lead and vilify the very women they find themselves drawn to does not imply that this problem originates with men. It is far more common to see men who gaze lovingly at exotic dancers and dream of marrying them one day - and to see groups of angry women picketing outside the strip club demanding the place be shut down - than it is to see a man insult a sexy woman and another woman defend her. Men who do insult sexy women are probably those whose mothers shielded their young eyes from nudity on tv, or who wouldn’t let their sisters wear short skirts to school. And women who defend the sexiness and beauty of another women are probably those who are wise enough to know that in doing so they are also defending themselves.

This attitude, this line in the sand between morality and sexuality, has to be erased within each of us. Women have to learn that being a sex goddess and a matronly homemaker at the same time is not only possible, it’s a lot of fun. They have to learn not to look down on other sexy women, or teach their children that good girls don’t and that girls that do aren’t good.

Men have to learn that the woman they have hot steamy sex with is the same woman who sings to their children at night -where do you think the children came from? - and the woman who makes them chicken soup when they have a cold is the same woman they can explore their sexual fantasies with. She is one and the same, a whole woman who has many facets, many moods, many aspects of her sexuality.

She can be hot in bed and cool under pressure, a dream slut and an ivory goddess, a friend and a one night stand all rolled into one. She is a saint and a whore. She is the girl you marry.

If you’re smart.

(From the website: www.andtheylivedhappilyeverafter.com)

Last Wednesday ,19^th , I went to the Police station to ask again the famous question and to pay the infamous ticket.

There was one of the many policemen in the office who called me waving his hand.

I was tired of the people, meaning, repeating, stuff and situations, I had to speak thai….

First thing first. I’ve told him: "Hey man, I’m a Farang, I can speak a little Thai but I can’t understand anything if you speak too fast or new words, and NOT "Lao" or "Isaan" please, I really don’t know anything about those".

He took the ticket, looked at it, gave it back to me and says: "Come back tomorrow, The driving licence is inside this drawer and the guy with the keys went home already".

I didn’t make it on time as I finished to work too late and they couldn’t give me my driving licence back.

All right, I’ll have to come back again…. When I can find the only guy with the only key of the drawer where they keep all the infractions and driving licences...

Anyway,

I begun to talk with this guy, trying to know the motivation of the ticket and asking about the attitude of the other Policemen, who gave me that ticket.

At first he was listening… then he sat back on the chair while I was talking and at the end, when I draw the picture to him and explain everything, this was his sentence:

"MAI RU PUT ARRAY" (I don’t know what you are talking about).

He stand up and walked away…

Ok then, I really felt like telling him what did I understand about this lesson, and I told him:

"Ok, so, this is what I understand: If I stand with my bike on a red light, on the first lane, between other 20 motorbikes, where there are people without helmet, there are bikes with 3, 4 or even 5 people on top, or even if everybody could have a problem… The police will come to me. Right?"

His answer: "Krub!"

I went back Saturday morning to pay,

I didn’t say a word,

I gave the "Toilet Paper" to a policeman who told me with a smile:

"200 bath"…..

(the Policeman who stopped me told me 400…. The policeman in the station the first time told me 100…. So now is 200!!!)

That’s it! No more wasting time, nerves, air or brain on this!

I gave them the money, they gave me back my driving licence  and I left….

….and nobody had notest or mentioned to me that my thai driving licence is expired in august 2007.

Congratulations, ..."Hawk-eye"!

Noi che.........
Noi che la penitenza era 'dire,fare,baciare,lettera,testamento'
Noi che ci sentivamo ricchi se avevamo il GameBoy
Noi che giravamo con i pattini
Noi che dopo la prima partita c'era la rivincita, poi la bella,e poi la
bella della bella...
Noi che giocavamo a 'Indovina Chi?' e conoscevamo tutti i personaggi a
memoria
Noi che giocavamo a Forza 4
Noi che giocavamo a nomi, cose, animali, città.. (e la città con la D era
sempre Domodossola)
Noi che ci mancavano sempre quattro figurine per finire l'album Panini
Noi che avevamo il 'nascondiglio segreto' con il 'passaggio segreto'
Noi che ci divertivamo anche facendo 'Strega comanda colori'
Noi che giocavamo a 'Merda' con le carte
Noi che le cassette se le mangiava il mangianastri, e ci toccava riavvolgere
il nastro con la bic.
Noi che avevamo i cartoni animati belli!!
Noi che litigavamo su chi fosse più forte tra Goldrake, Mazinga, e Daitan3
Noi che le barzellette cominciavano con Pierino, il fantasmaformaggino o un
Francese, un Tedesco e un
Italiano
Noi che ci emozionavamo per un bacio su una guancia
Noi che si andava in cabina a telefonare
Noi che esisteva ancora la Polaroid
Noi che non era Natale se alla tv non vedevamo la pubblicità della Coca Cola
Noi che se guardavamo tutto il film delle 20:30 eravamo andati a dormire 
tardissimo
Noi che suonavamo ai campanelli e poi scappavamo
Noi che ci sbucciavamo il ginocchio, ci mettevamo il mercuro cromo, e più
era rosso più eri figo.
Noi che nelle foto delle gite facevamo le corna e eravamo sempre sorridenti
Noi che a scuola ci andavamo da soli, e tornavamo da soli
Noi che se a scuola la maestra ti metteva una nota sul diario, a casa era il
terrore
Noi che le ricerche le facevamo in biblioteca, mica su Google
Noi che potevamo star fuori in bici il pomeriggio
Noi che sapevamo che erano le 4 perché iniziava BIM BUM BAM
Noi che sapevamo che ormai era pronta la cena perché c'era Happy Days
Noi che il primo novembre era 'Tutti i santi', mica Halloween
Noi che andavamo a scuola con lo zaino Invicta e la Smemoranda
Noi che le merendine erano la girella e la crostatina al cioccolato
Noi che non potevamo bere la Cocacola troppo tardi xchè non ci faceva
dormire
Noi che giocavamo col Super Tele
Noi che il Tango costava ancora 5 mila lire e..'stai sicuro che questo non
vola...
Noi che abbiamo avuto tutti il bomber blu/verde con l'interno arancione e i
miniciccioli nel taschino
Noi che le femmine ci obbligavano a giocare a Campana
Noi che facevamo Palla Avvelenata
Noi che giocavamo a Ruba Bandiera
Noi che facevamo a gara a chi masticava più big.babol contemporaneamente
Noi che i termometri li rompevamo, e le palline di mercurio giravano per 
tutta casa
Noi che se passavamo la palla al portiere coi piedi e lui la prendeva con le
mani non era fallo.. MA PERCHE' ORA LO E'?!?!
Noi che i messaggini li scrivevamo su dei pezzetti di carta
Noi che al nostro compleanno invitavamo TUTTI i nostri compagni di classe
Noi che facevamo il gioco della bottiglia tutti seduti per terra
Noi che giocavamo a calcio con le pigne
Noi che le pigne ce le tiravamo pure
Noi che le All Star le compravi al mercato a 10milalire
Noi che avere un genitore divorziato era impossibile
Noi che tiravamo le manine appiccicose delle patatine sui capelli delle
femmine
Noi che alle gite non potevamo uscire dalle camere la notte
NOI CHE ADESSO SIAMO NEL 2008 E CERTE COSE LE RICORDIAMO
SORRIDENDO, NOI CHE CERTE COSE LE ABBIAMO VISSUTE E GLI ALTRI NON SANNO COSA
SI SONO PERSI!!!.....MANDALA AGLI AMICI PER
RICORDAR LORO LA NOSTRA MITICA INFANZIA!!!