Worth the read, trust me. Unless you have a shit sense of humour, in such a case, Fuck off immediately. MUCH LOVE!

..m/Adrian says: (7:42:11 AM)
u r a poop machine
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (7:42:25 AM)
i am actually... always pooing
..m/Adrian says: (7:42:35 AM)
i know
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (7:42:44 AM)
no you dont
..m/Adrian says: (7:43:06 AM)
i do too
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (7:43:23 AM)
nope
..m/Adrian says: (7:44:15 AM)
yah huh
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (7:44:24 AM)
nuh uh
..m/Adrian says: (7:44:36 AM)
yah huh x infinity
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (7:45:25 AM)
shit... i'll have to summon my dark mage to have a hope in heck of defeating that
..m/Adrian says: (7:46:30 AM)
yep
..m/Adrian says: (7:46:48 AM)
i have a level 567 dragon muncher
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (7:47:39 AM)
well my bitch titted zombie is a five star beast with the plague of inferi-itus and his mage staff equipped... BITCH!
..m/Adrian says: (7:48:25 AM)
my pedo man can rape 769967 times with just one mana point
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (7:48:47 AM)
lol... i have no chance...
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (7:49:10 AM)
my michael jackson fights harder to get the kid than ur pedo, thus defeating you
..m/Adrian says: (7:49:24 AM)
my kid is actually a midget
..m/Adrian says: (7:49:48 AM)
who stabs jackson in the croutch with his sword THE DEMENTOR
..m/Adrian says: (7:49:55 AM)
dealing 4566 dammage
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (7:50:43 AM)
wow!!! i roll my dice and it lands on six... making my jackson temporarily impervious to damage... the rape succeeds
..m/Adrian says: (7:52:03 AM)
i summon Gehngis Khan from the grave using my mana points and he uses his Mongolian lamb attack dealing 8956845945 damage and stealing 7843 gold
..m/Adrian says: (7:52:16 AM)
and a large cake
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (7:52:22 AM)
not my large cake!!!
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (7:52:25 AM)
thats unfair
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (7:52:32 AM)
i dont want to play anymore!!
..m/Adrian says: (7:52:34 AM)
u meen MY large cake

..m/Adrian says: (8:02:19 AM)
we r so cool
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (8:02:28 AM)
Truely an epic battle of song worthy preportions, such a forocious encounter has not been seen by the earth for nigh on a millenia the ravaged world will take centouries to regain that wich was lost when these to mighty forces engaged in combat
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (8:02:37 AM)
a truly magnificent speech kind sir
..m/Adrian says: (8:02:52 AM)
my thanks *raises hat*
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (8:03:07 AM)
lol
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (8:03:22 AM)
why did some eternal being bestow all of the earths cool upon only us???
..m/Adrian says: (8:03:49 AM)
arrrr we are the gardians of cool
..m/Adrian says: (8:04:03 AM)
we stand to protect that which is cool and destroy that which is not
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (8:04:15 AM)
ay!!!
..m/Adrian says: (8:04:24 AM)
hence we must destroy all
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (8:04:39 AM)
because only u and i are cool
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (8:04:53 AM)
all must perish in the fires of brilliance
..m/Adrian says: (8:08:07 AM)
we will clenze the world of all un cool life
..m/Adrian says: (8:08:19 AM)
till only the cool remain
..m/Adrian says: (8:08:35 AM)
the earth will be in rupture by our coolness
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (8:09:12 AM)
and we shall move on to yet another unworthy planet in which to infect with our coolness
..m/Adrian says: (8:10:23 AM)
liberate the cool
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (8:10:59 AM)
the weak, the emo, the goth, the old and the fat shall die in the fires of rebirth
(From here 'till I say so is Lyrics to Gallows for Graces World Eater Edited through the art of Cool to create the same song, only cooler)
..m/Adrian says: (8:11:38 AM)
through the sacrament of cool we and all we deem worthy will be reborn in the land if cool
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (8:12:02 AM)
lol
..m/Adrian says: (8:12:04 AM)
cool creates coolness, your coolness will create an oportunity
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (8:12:10 AM)
hahaha
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (8:12:19 AM)
all thats left is cool to choke on
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (8:12:26 AM)
bring forth the great cool
..m/Adrian says: (8:12:34 AM)
burning coolness
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (8:12:43 AM)
burning coolness, coolness from hell
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (8:12:53 AM)
bring forth the apoca-cool
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (8:13:07 AM)
we are too cool
..m/Adrian says: (8:13:07 AM)
all thats left is cool to choke on
(and the song of cool comes to an end 'we are cool' was not part of the song...)
..m/Adrian says: (8:13:14 AM)
school
..m/Adrian says: (8:13:22 AM)
and all other government venues
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (8:13:29 AM)
indeed
..m/Adrian says: (8:13:57 AM)
for school8
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (8:14:06 AM)
hrmm?
..m/Adrian says: (8:14:49 AM)
too cool for school and all other government venues
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (8:17:09 AM)
yes indeed we are... but i thought we derived that already with the fact that we're simply too cool for this planet
..m/Adrian says: (8:17:26 AM)
agreed
..m/Adrian says: (8:17:54 AM)
oh the other person who is cool is that Dr freeze from batman when played by arnold
..m/Adrian says: (8:18:02 AM)
TIME TO GET COOL
I am the Milkman - My Milk is Delicious! says: (8:18:14 AM)
yeah he can come
..m/Adrian says: (8:18:33 AM)
yeah i meen he is blue how fukn cool

Thus it was decreed that Adrian, Myself and Mr Freeze as played by Arnold Schwarznegger are the only Cool beings... EVER!

not really.
just bored.