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News casts all over are reporting a national government census for legalizing marijuana.. .Dial 1-973-409-3274 to vote.
THIS IS NOT A FAKE NUMBER
Don't belive? Try it out theres nothing to loose


They need 1 to 2 million people, once they hit 1 million people they are bringing it to Obama!
THIS IS NOT A JOKE! TOTALLY SERIOUS!
We can Finally bring on a world wide "peace of mind" if this all goes right and everybody participates!
Join the plight! Help fight for your and others freedom! And to save thousands of innocent victims whom almost all where wrongly convicted all due to a PLANT!
Just think about all the money they spend on this pointless and in a way humurous war against an intake of smoke (which is no worse then smoking a ciggarete). which alters your brain into a calm, serene state of mind.
Sure the cops and the goverment would loose alot of cash made off of Leagalizing marijuana, but in the honest truth the only ones who would loose some cash would be our pround law enforcers, who I do respect and give thanks to for putting their lives on the line (of course that doesnt always happen all the time but still, most of our boys in blue would take a life threatening risk to save others. In context, like Spoc once said to James Kirk, "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."
Anyways I went a little off topic but yes, our law enforcement would loose alot of money if this bill was passed, but that means they can finally put a stop to convicting something so right into something that isn't so wrong. They would have more support in other areas such as METH and COCAINE along with other REAL drugs that really do ruin and take lives. So if you enjoyed this little..rant, please call the number at the top of the page, dammit call it twice..its time for change America, see the light, open your eyes and fight for freedom.


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Kyle R
Ryan T

First of all this msg is for all my bros and lesbos! Why?
Well its some information you prolly didn't know
THATS SXYSXY WOMAN related fosho
SO did you know that
that McAllen Texas has 17% MORE
again
more LADIES then Men down there??
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Need a moment? Chew it over with a Twix LATER finish what  Im typing
you bastards
So yea and they are SINGLE! Dont belive me? check this graph out
that I found on YAHOO

Rank         Metro       Gender gap
1  McAllen, TX 28% more women
2  El Paso, TX 27% more women
3  Memphis, TN 17% more women
4  Bethesda, MD 17% more women
5  WAS san jose but that had like 5% more men so its for FAGS really (no offense to Russ or Brian if they are reading this lol)
6  Birmingham, AL 16% more women
7  New York, NY 16% more women
8  Baltimore, MD 16% more women
9  Little Rock, AR 16% more women
10 Columbia, SC 15% more women

Yea so the single part come to find out is another graph but still you could find yourself a girl in one of those areas if you wanted to easy I bet..
SO take your pick mine is prolly going to be like I said McAllen / El Paso Texas, or Bethesda, MD wherever that is
I think thats Maryland...Minnesota..Maine? fuck it.
so yea.,..I also found a graph for MOST COUPLED AREAS xP xP xP
check it out

1 Fort Worth, TX 23%
2 Lake County, IL 25.1 %
3 Nassau, NY 26.9 %
4 Edison, NJ 28 %
5 Poughkeepsie, NY 28 %
6 Bakersfield, CA 28.3 %
7 El Paso, TX 28.4 %
8 Allentown, PA-NJ 28.4 %
9 Salt Lake City, UT 28.5 %
10 Oxnard, CA 28.5 %

So I guess if your into 3sums and shit..or SWINGERS or just a hoe lookin to break up a perfectly good couple with your hoe-ing ways I would suggest one of the previously mentioned cities!

So yea go eat that Twix now
you fatty
2030 the entire world will be OBESE/FATASS/EVERYONE ON WEIGHTWATCHERS but will anyone do it? nahhh
fuck yo couch biches

Much love
 -Ryan

Alright so heres the basic info on why Im bloggin this right now...its 3am and I cant sleep at all, and I am currently being deprived of Marijane atm, these KS kids have some ok green down here but it doesnt beat that home grown AK shit if you know what I mean...Anyways the subject tonight is about old and fat people, yes I know two very funny and popular topics, sometims called overated to rant about but I dont give a damn what you think, Im bored and I need somethin to rant about!  SO if I havent lost your attention yet and you havent turned the page lets move on...FIRST! Imma start with the fat people in our O SO UNPERFECT SOCIETY!  Fuck em man, they are the fat and pimples on this once great countys face, with fast food sky rocketing through the roof and the fact that most of our nation is lazy on top of that, fat people are out of control man...Now I know that these obease beings arent BAD people, its just that they make the wrong decisions, I mean honsestly, if you eat Mcdonalds or any other fatting food every day of your life for every meal of your life you are without a doubt are going to get fat eventually (cept for a known few like me who have a super high motabalism) and you can notice this too, you look in the mirror and you WILL see yourself changing into the fat bastard you are for eating all the stuff you eat, and when you start to see that change cant you just say to yourself "Hmmmm maybe I shouldnt have those 10 double quarter pounders today..." right!??!??!   I mean cmon! look at what your doing to yourself man! its unhealthy! And why cant you overweight people go out and exorcise yourselves?  Put yourself back into shape BY YOURSELF! For gods sake we have game shows on TV about people LOOSING WEIGHT!  Oh my god! what the fuck is that shit?! Are you freakin 5 and need us to show you how to take care of yourself?  Its pretty pathetic if you do...Another thing that bothers me is when fat people say...."its not my fault, or I have a disorder..." FUCK THAT! There are people out there who have it worse than your fucking fat and eating disorders! CANCER, DIABETES, an.....They are the ones who really need our help! Why should we waste thousands of dollars on people who cant learn to take care after THEMSELVES by THEMSELVES...(and we are wasting money on the war against Marijuana which we stoners will win one day =D) when all that money thats going into Tv shows should be going into an organization to help find a cure for something more serious like various cancers, aids, and diabetes...honestly those are the people who really need our help, they are the ones who dont really have a choice about wether they want to live or die, fat people DO! YOU CAN CHANGE YOU EATING HABITS AND EXORCISE! The people with the other problems cant do nothing but sit back and wait for what the doc has to tell them....sad aint it?  anyways Im not gonna rant toooooooooo much bout old people, most of them aren nice and sweet, but then there are the few who have nothing better to do than find some way to make your life more hectic than it is, Ill get into that another night, but that fat people rant really did the trick! now Im kinda tired haha! Anyways I hope some of you see my side of the field.  Keep it real, Smoke and Leagalize Marijane, and to all the fat people out there....Stop feeling sorry for yourself! Get up and make something out of yourself!

Alright so this is a thought I had and I had to write it down or else I would have forgotten this otherwise, nothing big, but it kind of just makes you think for a minute.  If you look at comericals protesting against our beloved girl MaryJane, most likely you have heard this sentence at least once, "Kids who smoke pot never get out and have any fun blah blah bla, but if you think about it we stoners have our own way of having fun, we have festivals for pot, we have games, we have compatitions, movies, and even local events like the blue grass festival up here in Alaska.  Potfest, Amsterdam, Harold and Kumar, James an Silent Bob, towlie, that 70's show, american pie, look at all the people that are enjoying the plant in all those shows/events/towns, they look like they are havin a damn good time smokin the plant!  And you know why? They aren't letting the fact of being high hold them back from having a good time! Besides isnt that what the plant is supposed to do? Isn't that the entire reason of getting high? And to think that people are getting thrown in the damn brink for this! Just for getting high, feelin good, an havin a good time!  The system treats this plant as if it is going to corrupt our american puplic anymore than it already is!  Look at Amsterdam in Germany, no one is dying, people have giant festivals with great spirit, and you don't hear anything bad out of it all do you?  I didn't think so.  Another thing to think about is all the money the U.S. can rake in from the plant...TONS MOTHAF*CKA TONS!  If the goverment perfected the perfect plant and sold it at reasonable prices and to the reasonable ages they would make bank so fast.  Anyways I'm gonna wrap this up and go smoke a FATTY BOWL! REPRESENT! FREE MARYJANE!