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Sunday, March 04, 2007 
New Musical Express:

Posthumous, skewered pop brilliance

With a shambles of an introduction, delivered somewhat bizarrely by David Walliams, 'End Of An Error' starts as it means to go on - as a riotous mess peppered with moments of brilliance. This post-split compilation showcases Les Incompetents' twin obsessions of early '90s children's TV and going out and losing your mind. They mixed the gang mentality of Madness with a sound not dissimilar to Talking Heads, had they been left out in the rain and savaged by a dog. The bouncy sixth-form pop of 'Reunion', the stupid ska of 'How It All Went Wrong', hell, even their cover of Thin Lizzy's 'Whiskey In The Jar' which segues into a number from Bugsy Malone, are all sparkling diamonds in the mine of insanity that the group plundered. They may be gone, but make sure these nutters are not forgotten.

7/10

www.roughtrade.com:

posthumous cd only album from les incompetents amazingly totalling 15 tracks including the white heat singles, demos, an xfm session and even an introduction from david walliams! les incompetents over their short career became underground legends and they dealt in ramshackle scuzz-pop. first single 'reunion' took the libertines down an almost country path whilst the flip 'much too much' was a chaotic and messy version of orange juice. second single 'how it all went wrong' sounded like a mix of dexy's midnight runners, an obscure early 80's indie diy 7" and indie kids trying to do two tone. a fantastic and much needed round up of a band in 10 years time will be hailed as long lost and seminal

www.contactmusic.com:

Once upon a time a group of lads decided to enter their school's battle-of-the-bands competition. Only problem was, they didn't have a band.and so Les Incompetents were born!

Sadly, just two years and two singles later, and after a traumatic six months including the near death of one of the band members, it was all over.

Often ridiculed and lambasted for being "overtly posh" and "musically incompetent", Les Incompetents were one of those bands that actually managed to combine excitement, enthusiasm and a sense of adventure with a plethora of cracking tunes that produced several moments of near-genius, and in a world so po-faced as the one surrounding the music business, felt like a breath of fresh air.

'End Of An Error' documents their career, and anyone who got the chance to see them live will recognise everything on here almost immediately. You see, that was one of the great things about Les Incompetents - love 'em or hate 'em, once heard, you never forgot 'em.

Based around the (mostly) improvised vocal interplay of duel singers Freddie Bang! (nee MacPherson) and Billy Bell (aka Leeson), Les Incompetents also managed to get through more drummers than Spinal Tap in their short history but still managed to unleash one of the most imaginative and criminally overlooked single releases of 2006, the gorgeously frantic 'How It All Went Wrong', which apart from sounding like a gunfight between the Pogues, Orange Juice and The Coral on Hampstead Heath, also fittingly became their epitaph.

Other highlights include the 90 second long opener 'Ramshackle Riot Show', (preceded by a spoken word intro from one David Walliams here), the Franz Ferdinand after two many uppers 'Reunion' and also the Fisher Price techno of 'Chapter Two', which has a certain behind-the-bikesheds-at-lunchtime charm about it that no one since Pop Will Eat Itself nearly two decades ago has managed to achieve so admirably (and cheekily) since.

Elsewhere there is an interview with John Kennedy for XFM which naturally turns into a shambolic outburst of four-letter tinged mayhem, while their cover of 'Whiskey In The Jar' sounds truer to its Irish folksong origins than the Thin Lizzy version that most people associate with the song.

But that, of course, was the whole point of Les Incompetents: Predictably unpredictable and all the more lovable for it.

Gone, but definitely not forgotten.

9/10

www.musicomh.com:

Reviewing bands posthumously seems a little pointless at times, particularly when the band in question hardly changed the face of music as we know it. Who knows though, in a few years we might look back and class Les Incompetents as being one of the most important bands of the decade. It's fairly improbable though.

Two years of Les Incompetents (that's Les as in Dawson incidentally) yielded a few singles, and some interesting gigs, but failed to create much of a ripple. Indeed it's only since their split that they've started to make headlines. Vocalist Frederick Bang is currently hanging off the arm of Peaches Geldof, whilst vocalist number two, Billy Leeson, recently ended up in a coma after an altercation with a former Green Party candidate.

It's a shame that they never made a huge impression, because a cursory trip through End of An Error shows a band that was far from incompetent. Their songs were a fusion of punk, folk, and pop that glinted with a knowing schizoid wit.

Escapades swings randomly through time changes and a chanted dual vocal that is triggers off the pleasure zones in the inner ear within seconds. It's the exact kind of song that Larrikin Love churn out with seeming ease and are roundly applauded for.

Costa Rica is a rampant charge led by the dual vocals of Bang and Leeson which changes shape so often it's almost hard to get a grasp on exactly what's going on. It must be said it's perhaps the dual vocals that set the band apart from other 'Thamesbeat' bands. At times the idea makes perfect sense, and at others their approach is so infuriating that you want to become a Green Party candidate.

Humour and music often make uncomfortable bedfellows (remember The Sultans of Ping?) and the sound of someone who sounds like Brian Blessed really overacting bellowing over the course of 10 songs can get a little wearing. That's bad enough, but the exorable Stupid Rap that closes the album is almost enough to persuade even the most level headed person that purchasing a sniper rifle and hunting the band down before they reform might not be such a bad idea.

Perhaps the most telling thing about this album is the interview from XFM that has been included at the end of the collection. It constantly references the band's live performance and highlights the fact that they were a great live band. Looking back across the songs included here, it would not be unfair to suggest that whilst we may not have lost a great singles band, we have lost a band that were undoubtedly capable of putting on hugely enjoyable live shows.

3/5

www.gigwise.com:

You can't help but like this ramshackle riot of a band. Even thought they're all middle class posh boys with one, Frederick Bang, now more famed for being Peaches Geldof's party-partner-come-boyfriend-whatever. Most bands would pay big bucks for that kind of free tabloid promotion…God bless celebrity. And this album leans even further towards the z-list with an opening speech come rant off about the band from no other than, drum roll please, David Walliams. Yes. Really.

But once you look past the stains of celebsville it's pretty easy to see this London lot had something pretty unique going on – with "had" being the operative word. As Les Inc are no more. Kaput. Game over. Cynics may see this release as just another way for those ever money grabbing labels to grab, well, more money off the fans.

But what about the music? Well Fredrick Bang's deep as a canyon voice certainly makes for one off listening. Add to this a circus like freak show camaraderie of dual vocalists, unabrashed geetars and an am-I-playing-in-time-to-this-song-or-the-one-in-my-head drummer you sure as hell aren't going to be bored.

And the lyrics? They're about modern metropolitan life – plain and simple. Binge drinking, indie discos, girls and party-ing. 'How It All Went Wrong' is a blurry vision of a night out on the tiles drinking "bra-a-a-ndy", as they put it. 'Much Too Much' is the story of the day after – lost mind, belongings and waking up in God knows where. We've all been there right? Add to that a cover of Thin Lizzy's 'Whisky In A Jar' which, albeit weak, is still a pretty good repress and you've got a party in an instant album. Just skip the triplet of interviews with John Kennedy unless you're a super fan – albums were made for music not talking…

4/5

Alexander Upcraft:

My esteemed secondary school buddies, having known turbulent times within their band's short but eminently successful London gig circuit, have finally (though posthumously) released an album, and although I don't know the finished sound, I give it a fantabulous two-thumbs fresh in great anticipation!

5/5

www.national-student.co.uk

They came, they excited everybody and then the went without releasing a proper full-album. The End of an Error is a collection the bands materia. This band should have been huge, but called it a day instead.
Saturday, September 02, 2006 

Firstly, and most importantly, we're pleased to announce that Billys
making a full recovery. He's now out of hospital and at home, and is
generally recuperating. You might even have seen the 'hardest man in indie' alive and well at Way out West tonight. Sorry if the updates have been a bit thin on the ground but after the guy handed himself in we wanted to try and keep the story out of the press as much as possible. A few things had been picked up from Stan's bulletins and on top of everything else we just wanted thestory to settle down and let Bill and his family get back to normal.

A huge thanks to everyone who forwarded the police apeal and generally sent their goodwill....the whole thing was a bit of a mess but life seems to be getting back to some semblance of normality.

Which brings us on to slightly less serious but more pressing news: the
rumours are true...the six of us ARE no longer going to be playing
together. Les Incompénts as Les Incompétents will cease to exist. Our
original plan was to do Wireless, a few more festivals and some goodbye
gigs, a plan which went a rye when all the other stuff that happened.
This still stands, and we want to thank you all for the good times. They
will never be forgotten. At the moment, although Bills getting better all the time he's still not up to gigging. But when he is, it's more than likely that our good friends at WayOutWest or White Heat will provide us with some form of goodbye gigs, and we hope you can all come. So this is kind of what was always, in our minds. It's happening but just in a different order, due to unforeseen
circumstances.

You might be wondering why, on the cusp of an album, TV performances and other good stuff; we decided to kill the dream. Basically we realised that a time must come in every man's life when he must decide between what is easy and what is right.

And by the end of the tour we just realised that there were too many ideas between the six of us to try and hone in to one thing. Meaning that whatever we ended up producing, certain people would be unhappy.

Music wise: Chris will be starting a new venture soon which should be hours of fun.

And Shaun and Frederick are staying together and will be launching their new band 'Ox. Eagle. Lion. Man' soon. Check them out at www.oxeaglelionman.com or the usual myspace shenanigans.

Meanwhile Billys managing 'The More Assured' who you can check out at www.myspace.com/themoreassured. Hell also be back with
something new soon enough. Why not add his myspace at www.myspace.com/billybell.

You will also still be able to buy our the single on itunes etc until Oct 1st.

Of course Les Incompétents wouldn't have been Les Incompétents without the following members, who came and went with the tides of time and creation, yet always helped us find new forms of performance whether it be hitting gold balls at the audience or freestyling to the extent that we all just got a little bit scared (cheers Colin). We salute you all, from those who played one gig to those who played them all:

The Bassists:

Tommy Atomic
Olli Russian
Solid Gold Olli Rose
Jederick Capulet

The Drummers:
Lawrence Of Templeton
Jack Abbatoir
Ryan Snow White
Neill K
Henry/Raoul 'cant drum: will drum'
Joe the random guy with dreadlocks that Chris made us rehearse with once (keep chasing that rainbow Joe!)

The MCs:

MC Crabby Crab
MC Simtastic
Charlie MC (Yes the Camden crawl was a weird one)

And of course the unforgettable collaborations:

Jamie T
Niggy Tardust
Blaine Mystery
King Charles

But not forgetting:

Every single audience member

Seriously I really don't think I can remember a time when being in Les
Inc didn't border on the amazing and the ridiculous all at the same time.
We're not saying it was a joke, but it was definitely funny.

Also big huge big ups to the following:

Drowned In Sound
White Heat
Scream Promotions
Metropolis Studios
Young and Lost Club
Way Out West
ITB

Leon the driver

Without you guys none of it would have been possible.

None.

Of.

It.


See you on the other side.

Jah Bless

1ove

good times

all the fucking lads

i think i'm gonna cry. x

Friday, June 09, 2006 
----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: Les IncompÃ???tents
Date: Jun 9, 2006 3:42 PM

Yes the wait's been longer and less rewarding than waiting for your granny to die but at least we don't need to piss in a bottle at bedtime.


demo's:
http://www.savefile.com/projects.php?pid=517453

1674 people so far can't be wrong.

more updates to follow.
See you in Glasgow.

1ove

p.s. Les Inc' tour info on front of DrownedinSound.com today.
Saturday, March 18, 2006 

Current mood:  rejuvenated
Currently playing:
Resident Evil 4
Release date: 25 January, 2005
Monday, January 23, 2006 

Current mood:  quixotic

Woah, in the first week since we got the masters of our new single it's been played on BBC Radio One (Rob da Bank), BBC Radio 6 (Steve Lamacq) and XFM (John F Karl Kennedy). Apparently Kerrang radio as well which is all good. This is pretty special stuff considering we thought we'd be resigned to the MVC (RIP) bargain bin for the rest of our lives.

By the way, if you didn't know already it's called 'How It All Went Wrong', the tale of a guy named Andy, a drink named Brandy, and the inevitable sexual awakening of a young lad's first trip to an indie disco.

It will be released through White Heat records and will be available on 7" and CD, with every single copy being individually splattered with one of the following: paint, wax, blood, urine, amneotic fluid, tears, ribena, ectoplasm.

The B-Side 'Chapter Two: Notting Hill Carnival Revenge Mix' can currently be heard on our myspace page, to whet your appetite for the real deal.

We will also be filming our video this Thursday (24.1.06) at a secret Carnaby Street Location. It is to be directed by type2error, the geniuses who brought you classics from bloc party, the rakes, hope of the states and that weird one with the bear on wheels that they only show late at night.

P.S. Keep nagging John Kennedy to play the single again and again through the medium of text, e-mail and physical harrasment.

P.P.S. Look after yourselves, and eachother.

1ove

Currently playing:
GBA Sonic Advance & Sonic Pinball Party Combo Pack
Release date: 15 November, 2005
Monday, December 12, 2005 
They say it's in no particular order but whatever, we're no. 14 for those interested. Go check out the rest at:

http://www.roughtrade.com/site/chart_detail.lasso?chart_id=singles

It's a great chart for a great year and we agree with most of it. Snow White, Forward Russia, Larrikin, Vincent Vincent, Good Shoes, all the White Heat / Young and Lost classics.

Thursday, October 27, 2005 

Recorded and broadcast in October along with a just about successful interview with the big JK himself. Not only did we find time to make Chris look stupid but even got called 'The new Slipknot'. Good times indeed.

The audio from the interview (minus the songs) can be listened to here:

http://www.uploadspider.com/875/lesincxfmsession/Les%20Incompetents%20-%20XFM%20Session%20-%20Interview%20and%20other%20bits.mp3/web-hosting.html

Saturday, August 20, 2005 

Following a disagreement involving whether fairies actually exist, our bassist (and one of the founding members) has left Les Incompétents. We will be playing our last gig with him this Thursday (25th) at Elbow room in Angel. Every one must dress in black to mourn our loss.

NOT TO WORRY THOUGH: Our video is being shown every night this week (or something) on 120 minutes on MTV2. We will also be playing our first gig with our new bassist (a legend known on the streets as Tommy Atomic) at a secret venue on the 9th September.