JESUS CHRIST ON A CROSS!!!!! THis little bitch Frances is pissing me the hell off!!!! NBC 6 has been playing on my tele since wednesday, and the fuckin' storm still isnt here!!! Im so upset that its moving like 1 mile per hour and its ruined my ENTIRE weekend that I just HAD to write a blog about it. Ok I gotta go pack, I leave for the keys in the AM! toodles! =D

P.S: I just finished my first 50 minute mix, it should be avbl to listen too by tomm morning cause its uploading overnight...if u like some electro and italo sweetness...check it out!

ok..sooo....OF COURSE I write blog about my night at the triple A with madonna...AND of course I put up some fabu pics....here goes!

 

this past saturday I attended Madonna's first stop in Miami with her Confessions Tour. Yes I loved the CD, yes I spent a nice chunk of money (sorry darling but $350 was ridiculous!) on tickets, yes I wait and wait the first half of 2006 for the show to make it's way down south, and OF COURSE I hardly remember the night!!!

Well yes yes, we decided to devote an entire weekend to that bitch and rented a quaint little hotel room (more dank than quaint) in bal harbor and had an awkwardly mediocre little getaway. Ok ok let's get to the show...so we begin drinking about 9am saturday morning pacing ourselves with only beer (and light beer...) but the rain of course drives us into our dank room forcing us to drink anything in sight. Yet while we got ready and rounded the troops we still contained ourselves because of course we wanted some of them $8 beers to quench our thirst in an 85 degree arena.

So we get to the arena...after spending $70 on a tour book and tee (i'm not complaining...they're super cute!) we settle ourselves with a drink in our seats.....not even having the time to settle in...the lights go off and BAM the disco ball is already dropping from the rafters. And she's there...in all her glory rocking the house (her rendition of "I feel Love" into "Future Lovers" was piercingly stunning!).

I'm sure all you reading this have seen the show so I won't get into much detail about the performance. "Jump" comes around and the middle stage get's stuck, but they pull it off flawlessly and I decide to run and get myself another beer (although I was already squinting a bit during the show cause she was becoming blurry...the earlier chugs of jack and coke were taking it's toll.) I run back only to find my section even more packed than before and not finding my fucking row! With no cell phone, no ticket stub, and no money the section attendant approaches me and asks if everything is alright,  I advise i've lost my friend and i'm missing the fuckin show! He helps me look a bit (about 20 fuckin minutes!) and nothing....I could not find the bitch! So I ask him what should I do, which he then advises me that he's "...Sorry but you can't sit in this section any longer as it is too full and no empty seats are available."

He generously offers to escort me to the section next door and help me find a seat there only because he had remembered I was sitting in this section (look at the pic of me and Celina, how could you not remember our fucking faces...we're fantastic!) and felt bad on my behalf. So I'm a bit upset because I missed "Ray Of Light" which I really wanted to hear this tour's version of it. But luckily the only seat available in the section was the last seat by the railing all the way in the front row (Section 111 Row 1 Seat 1...fuckin AWESOME!!!), and that ladies and gentleman is the end to a WONDERFUL night...because the rest is a complete blur (except for bits and pieces that came back as I watched fan footage on You Tube just now...)

Don't ask me why, don't ask me how. Possibly my mind erased that part because of the trauma I actually felt while watching the show alone. Maybe the alcohol assumption increased to a point where it erased my memory...who the fuck can say...but that's all folks! Now the next thing I do remember somewhat clear is the projection screens on the stage floor of the "Hung Up" video which set something off in my head and I ran for the arena doors before anyone to make sure I try and find my friend (who just so happened to be like the first person out!) and then I bawl tears, over and over. Now we're walking to get a taxi, i've got to pee, and i'm ashamed at myself for what went down, but then I realize...fuck it, you actually went to the show and it's gonna be broadcasted on TV. So yea...my half night with Madonna...fanfuckintastic!!!!!

And now, here are some good shots we took, please keep in mind the later half of the show was taken by Celina (she figured since she couldn't find me...she would use this oppurtunity to snap some fotos of senorita cosa...and some great ones she did....props to you bitch!) enjizzoy!

 

lyrics I believe we can all relate too.... We are the people who's come here to play I don't like it easy I don't like the straight way We're in the middle of something We're here to stay And we raise our heads for the colour red I'm in the first row on your show In the first row on the First Floor Power show Your vibrato's like vulnerable leaves You do it crazy That's how you talk to me I heard you for the first time on the radio When I was going somewhere in a car You touched my heart Like a knife that's very sharp Or like a bird, you just set free That´s just like me (I keep my knife sharp) When I hear you speak I like vanilla and I like sex I ride the pony that I like best I knew I knew that there was something I missed I was fifteen when I first got kissed Before I knew about the equality way I wanted to get laid to "Take my breath away"

so today in the mail I received the FULL series of one of the BEST shows in Nickelodeon history...Salute Your Shorts! As I sit watching the first season and i'm recollecting my thoughts of fat Mikee with a Quiksilver shirt watching good ol' Donkeylips, Budnick, Sponge, and Ug the counselor himself....I got inspired to give it up to all old skool Nick shows  we so loved (Are You Afraid Of The Dark, Roundhouse, Welcome Freshman, Clarissa, Pete & Pete, and even Doug was the shit!) Thankfully Nickelodeon has this "Rewind Collection" dvds which have been releasing these shows, unfortunatley only Clarissa and Pete & Pete have been released...but im hoping these other shows will be also. Im a HUGE fan of TV to DVD collections, and although I would want an official version of the show its nice to know these shows are appreciated enough to have them being sold on Ebay (I got the whole series in not the BEST quality..but good enough to write a blog about for just $15) I say we all stand and fight against the man and get these shows back on the air...or at least released on DVD!! I mean even tho this isn't Nick related who wouldn't want Daria on dvd! Shit I know I would.....la la la la la!

ok so I just got back from orlando...me and lichi went too go see Scissor Sisters!!! and of course I write blog about how great the show was and blah blah! Well it truly was...I was a BIT upset because they missed about 3 songs I was dying to see them play live but other than that the show was great...they even do these little comedy bits between the songs..which were actually quite hilarious ("Let me tell you, I went to the theme park today...and I saw some HOT DADDIES u know carrying their kids and all"). For those of you who don't know of Scissorsisters (which might be alot, unfortunatley they are NSYNC in europe but a small club band here in the states which is where they are from!) check out their self titled LP...13 songs of pure bliss to your ears! jeez...i feel comfortably numb!!!

well ok..so ive been literally glued to my tv screen with this marathon of the new (and i must say fabulous) new reality show about a big mobster's daughter and her family (which is funny cause she also happens to be a reporter for STAR magazine...so im sure the bitch is hated by every famous person...and now she has her own show!!!) well the purpose of this blog is to go on and on about all 3 of her son's....god bless the woman's soul because those boys are beautiful...absolutley precious!! yes i know they are underage...but i would get my little ass pounded in jail over and over to say ive even kissed one of those boys (preferably Carmine....mmmmm....Carmine!) the last episode i had the privlege of watching..the boys spent the day with an etiquette instructor to better their manners. with so much testosterone being thrown around the dinner table and such machoism why teach the boys manners...it would be in their best interest for them to NOT have manners, it just makes them cuter. I mean although ur eating pizza the right way eating it with ur hands is still not in good mannerism...and let me tell you eating alot of italian gourmet isnt used with great manners...and i would mos def like to eat one of those italians as ungodly as possible....wait are they even italian??

so ok..like mary kate totally has some sort of eating disorder...OR DOES SHE!! Ive recently found out the bitch (who I adore) has checked her ass into "rehab" for an "eating disorder". I mean yea the bitch (and i say that lovingly) was skinny as hell but I mean aren't they both. Now here's my conclusion...I believe this child star is a COKEHEAD! God willing too cause god bless her soul if she was a crystal head..yuck! Reason being is the bitches like to party, and on all these fantastic get a way's they take all around the world on their private jet do you honestly think they are painting each other nail's with their very own nail polish, or perhaps playing a hand of go fish..negative...they are face down ass up on a mirror taking a huge line!!! and that my friends is the reason why Mary Kate is skinny!!! and may god bless her soul! =D

well this weekend has been great. friday i won tickets AND might I add backstage passes to madonna in nyc on thursday from MTV! and hung out with the girls at nite, wtf was up with soho being so fuckin packed...ridiculous i tell you. anyways saturday was great except for the rude awakening from lisette at 8am to drop her car off at the shop, we went to the fetish party that nite which i might add aswell was particularly smashing this month! great new venue...hot guys just about every where u turn and music that even the aching blisters on my feet from the platforms i was wearing were shakin' their booty. all in all this weekend has opened my eyes up to the possibilites that can happen as you go through time, people from hialeah can too win big contests that will take them far, standing in line for 24 hours to get in can be time consuming, yet a great place to conversate and observe, and through the caverns of a fetish party away from the pumpin' boom on your chest...sitting on that one couch occupied by 40 people,underneath that sweat ridden latex mask is my prince charming (for the nite at least) whos really their for the bitches but figures fuck it its a fetish party and my first time and no one will ever know puerto rican from hollywood who brushes my dancin' blisters and myself ill add again off my platforms and into a sling. yes ladies and gentleman those are a few but some premium selected possibilites of living your life! till the next time....enjoy yourself!