Just a short film named 'My Two Lives' that I co-wrote with Actress Linda Grasso. Enjoy!

I was invited to the opening night of 'The Wonderful World of Dissocia' at the Sydney Theatre Company last saturday night and I have to say I thoroughly enjoyed the show, it was superb! A solid mix of mad-cap insanity and poignancy mixed into the storyline with a fantastic ensemble cast. I recommend anyone go and see it if they're in town while the season lasts. Link is below:

The Wonderful World of Dissocia

It's not everyday you come across a short film that you would say is perfect in every way, it's a rarity. But I was blown away by how sublime this particular one was, in the quality of both image AND sound, that I feel compelled to share it with anyone who reads my blogs. Enjoy... :)

-Clay


Steel Life from Mathieu Gérard on Vimeo.

I'm a huge fan of the type of jokes like the ones below. Rude ones just don't cut it for me really, you hear one you hear them all. If you're reading this blog and you know a simple joke like the ones below, don't be afraid to write it in.

-Clay ;)




1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro Sinko...

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

18. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

19. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

20. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Texas Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

21. What's Brown and Sticky?
A Stick

22. What's Green and Looks like a Bucket?
A Green Bucket

23. How Can You Tell a Hippopotamus is Sitting Next to You in Class?
He Has the Letter 'H' on his Pencil-Case

Going through a random search, I came across this little gem of a tv show called 'Graduates'. It hasn't been picked up by a network yet but it is absolutely brilliant. So well produced in every respect and completely hilarious. WATCH IT!!!


Graduates Pilot from Graduates on Vimeo.

This one comes from aussietheatre.com. The reviewers response is utterly hilarious:

The Prison of the Testicle. Reviewed by Maz Dixon

Clayton Moss and Jessica Holburn show themselves to be pretty good character actors in
this piece about a bickering New York couple. Dan Balcaban's directing is good, the set
evokes a tatty lounge room with just a few pieces of furniture. Nevertheless, once it was
over I found myself asking "…what was that all about?"



Fortunately we came 3rd place overall in that week for the People Choice vote. Not bad huh?