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City: GLEN ROCK
State: NEW JERSEY
Country: US
Signup Date: 5/31/2005

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Wednesday, May 06, 2009 

Dear UK friends,

If you have ever been to a Titus Andronicus concert or read a Titus Andronicus interview, you have probably heard us deliver a lengthy monologue on our favourite topic, how we don't have any money. The cruel realities of life in our modern economy have forced Titus Andronicus to adopt a philosophy of extreme frugality, "jamming econo," as the Minutemen used to call it. The first thing that has to be sacrificed to live this lifestyle? Hotels!

As you may or may not know, we are heading out on a rather extensive tour of the UK later this month, and would really fancy coming over to yr house after the show and sleeping on the floor. Thus far, thanks to the assistance of Gareth from Los Campesinos! (yes, he thinks we are cool - let that colour yr perception to whatever positive end it may), we have lined up a few evenings of accomidations, but still desperately need yr help in the following cities on the following days.

5/14 - Brighton
5/15 - Brighton *
5/16 - Southampton
5/18 - Oxford *
5/21 - Liverpool
5/26 - Glasgow *
5/27 - Middlesborugh
5/28 - Leeds *
5/30 - Sheffield

( Dates marked with a * are with the Soft Pack, if that is yr thing)

If you let us come over after the show on any of these days, we are willing to get you and a friend into the concert FOR FREE. We may also be willing to do some household chores - straighten up, wash the dishes, clean some windows, water houseplants, etc. In addition, we will entertain you with a bevy of jokes and delightful yarns. What beer the nightclub gives us, you may also have some access to. Basically, if you look after our sleeping, we will make sure that you have the most memorable and enjoyable concert experience possible. Sound fair?

There are just four of us. We are all well-behaved and polite. We promise not to make a mess. We require nothing more than a floor and a ceiling.If it is yr pleasure, we are happy to go to sleep as soon as we arrive. If you seek further partying, we are happy to do that also. I believe that you will find our company most agreeable.

PLEASE, if you are at all interested, please contact us via message at this MySpace or send an e-mail to TitusAndronicustheband@Gmail.com. We will be eternally grateful. Thanks very much in advance for yr consideration.


Yr friends,
Titus Anronicus

Currently listening:
Shock Troops
By Cock Sparrer
Release date: 2001-07-10
Tuesday, June 03, 2008 
Titus Andronicus T-shirts for sale. They are printed on Gildan shirts and are available in Youth large, Small, Medium, and Large. They are $13.00 USD, which includes US shipping and paypal fees. International orders please contact me first

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Thursday, May 08, 2008 
We've been getting a lot of request for the lyrics that accompany the songs from that album that we've all been hearing so much about. So, here they are!

Fear and Loathing in Mahwah, NJ

Why do you do the things you've done and how dumb would you have to be to do them again like I know you're going to? If you're the poet you say you are and beauty's in everything you see, then how can love exist in a world run by people like you? Because when there's suffering, you're there. From southern trees, you hang them in the air. The world screams out in agony and you don't care, but should the shit hit the fan, I just pray you will not be spared. Fuck you.

    You took a heart with so much room for love and filled it with hatred and rage until there was nothing left but for it to shrivel up and die. People will tell you that if you don't love your neighbor, then you don't love God, but no god of mine would put light in such unrighteous eyes. Now the way we hold each other so tight would look more like a noose if held up to the light because we betray each other in dreams every night. Now let's never speak of it again, all right?

My Time Outside The Womb

The first thing you see is the light. Then, you focus on a man in a mask with a knife as he cuts you away from everything you thought you knew about life. Now you're in your mother's arms, wrinkled and wet. You'll spend the rest of your life trying to hard to forget that you met the world naked and screaming and that's how you'll leave it.

In Riverside Hospital, on a July morning, with a push and a pull - this is how I found out I wasn't quite so invulnerable. It put the fear of God in me when I heard my daddy say, "one mistake is all that it takes."

I ended up at Central School, 1993, and met a certain kid named Sarim at the library. He said, "they're ain't nothing about this place that's elementary." I learned to play the guitar in the seventh grade in order to convince everyone I was a renegade. That's when I learned, in Glen Rock, everybody calls a spade a spade. I couldn't fool anyone. I couldn't even fool myself. I was just another book on the shelf, nothing else.

Joset of Nazareth's Blues

There is nothing I've ever done I didn't learn to be ashamed of . There is no hope or no dream I won't curse and demean. If that's what it takes, that's what I'll do. If that's what it takes, I will. I hope I never get my fill of pushing this boulder up on this hill, getting to the top and taking a spill. Every time's like the first time. Every time is the same, and maybe you don't believe me now, but you will. Until you hang upon such a cross, you won't know a thing about laughter or loss. From Galilee to Gethsemane to Golgotha is a short walk, a short, short walk.

Arms Against Atrophy

A band trip dance - what could be the harm, but a six week vacation from the use of my right arm? Just the two hits, I remember nothing more: Alex hitting the switch and me hitting the floor. We're taking this lying down. The one thing I can stand up for is resting supine on the ground. Mr. McDermott, won't you help me to my feet? Because the drumline's going wild in the San Francisco streets.

The long walk home, an hour and a half, quickly turns to three or four with stops at every underpass, but by June 22nd, I have done the math. That's a hundred and five liters I'll consume of Dr. Path. Some girls will tell their secrets to anyone. The word "love" gets thrown around a lot near graduation, so please don't whisper sweet nothings in my ear when the sound of shredding vocal chords is what I want to hear, because we're going to San Francisco and I forget to wear some flowers in my hair.

She's got a secret surname that nobody knows with the most gorgeous hyphen (you wouldn't believe the way it glows) and I'm the only one who gets to see it way up close, so the rest of you can stick it up your nose. Last night, I had the strangest dream that I have ever known - my mother, in a fit of rage, chases me from our home. My mother, the murderer holds me down in the road. She's got the nail clippers at my throat.

        Even though things lately may have been real horrorshow, I'm wishing I was back in utero. I'd like to go back to the way that things were before, but apparently, I'm looking at physical therapy. It won't be exactly how it used to be. It ain't hard to see that it's not that way, not that way anymore. Jesus Christ is suffering upon his cross tonight. I just sit outside waiting for frost to bite. "It's always this way," she says on her way out the door. Wait and see. The rest is yet to reveal itself to me.


Upon Viewing Bruegel's "Landscape with the Fall of Icarus"

I was born into self-actualization, I knew exactly who I was, but I never got my chance to be young, so when you lay me inside of a coffin, bury me on the side of the hill. That's a good place to get some thinking done. It didn't work out the way that I planned it. They all seem to want to take it away, everything that I thought to be true, so it's obvious to me somebody, somewhere must have really done a number on you and I know because the fuckers got me too. All the pretty horses, all flowers and trees, they will all mean less than nothing when it all has come to be.

God sent me a vision of the future in a dream on a Saturday night and I see no reason to celebrate, for when I saw it I wept like a child. It came to me like a knife in the chest. You and me and everyone, forever, to ache and ache and ache. So Father, if it's possible, let this cup pass me by, but if it can't without my drinking it, then thy will be done.


Titus Andronicus

         Throw my guitar down on the floor. No one cares what I've got to say anymore. I didn't come here to be damned with faint praise. I'll write my masterpiece some other day. I'm repeating myself again. Innovation, I leave to smarter men. Pretty melodies don't fall out of the air for me; I've got to steal them from somewhere, but it doesn't matter what you do or how hard you try. Now there's nothing left for me to do except die. When they cut you up and tell you that it's not going to hurt, but they are not going to stop until they see you go to sleep in the dirt.

There'll be no more cigarettes, no more having sex, no more drinking until you fall on the floor, no more indie rock, just a ticking clock. You have no time for that anymore. You better watch where you run your mouth, because you know what they'll say to you. They'll say, "your life is over. I insist you cease to exist. Die. Your life is over."


No Future Part I

Just give me a suitcase and I'll promise to not look back. Just point me, point me towards the railroad track. I've been staring at the gates, but I've never found a crack, so I'm just looking up, saying, "Deliver me a heart attack." If you're weary, I don't mind sharing the load, just keep me some company on the road. All I've got is a bottle that I ought to leave alone, but it's the only thing that I can call my own, so I'm saying goodbye, and no, I won't forget to write. It's just been too long racing towards a yellow light, and I know that I say this every night, but I don't think I've ever been so tired of life.
            And if things should not get better, would you wait for me to change, or would I see you waving goodbye from the window of an aeroplane? If I told you it was hopeless, would you try to understand, or would you leave me for a palm tree and its shadow on the sand? Because I've been waiting all year for the temperature to drop, but now I've got a fever and I don't know how to make it stop. There's still one shoe that hasn't dropped yet. It's hanging on by an aglete. This world seems like a nice place to visit, but I don't want to live in it.

There is not a doctor that can diagnose me. I am dying slowly from Patrick Stickles Disease. There is not a medication that can cure what's ailing me. The only treatment they offer is to hang me from a tree. Life's been a long, sick game of "Would You Rather, so now I'm going to medical school... as a cadaver. Now if I could say only one thing with the whole world listening, it would be, "Leave me the fuck alone... or welcome to the Terrordome."

No Future part II: The Day After No Future

          Oh, I recall the last morning the sun would rise on the race of man, after which, it was clear, nothing could be the same again. When called to answer for their crimes, the only response that they could find was that it seemed like a good idea at the time. Now the sun in the sky has turned to dust, the rivers are running red with blood, and the cries of the helpless are never, never enough.

And those of us who were still alive were rightly afraid to go outside, when VuBu said, "This isn't shoegaze - this is suicide." Then they came with torches and pitchforks, carrying clubs, guns and sharp swords, when the loudest voice I ever heard said, "It's over."


Albert Camus

Running around this run-down, one-horse town.One of these days, they're gonna crucify me. How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable it is to be young, dumb, and have lots of money. We will sit upon this grassy knoll, holding hands and stroking handguns, with pristine souls, and even my own mother will tell you I am an asshole, but underneath it all, there is an apathetic heart of gold. So who will be saved, from the least to the greatest men? Because even Honest Abe sold posion milk to schoolchildren.

The blood drive came to Glen Rock High in a white bus with red letters on the side and a long shiny needle they brought to suck me dry like missionary misquitoes in the sky. Now you're doing time for stealing candy from a babe because all the kids in Ridgewood have got cell phones these days and if you wear a mask, they can still read your license plate and a wireless line is a terrible thing to waste. Because the more we think, the less it all makes sense, tonight we will drink to our general indifference.

            Lamb of God, we think nothing of ourselves at all. So, Death, be not proud because we don't give a fuck about nothing and we only want what we are not allowed.
Friday, April 25, 2008 
Titus Andronicus: The Airing of Grievances CD/LP re-Mastered Version on XL Recordings
available January 20th


Titus Andronicus by TItus Andronicus 7"
700 Made on Merok


Titus Andronicus: The Airing of Grievances CD/LP Official Troublman Unlimited Version
Titus Andronicus: The Airing of Grievances Tour Vinyl 500 Made (TMU)


Titus Andronicus: The Airing of Grievances Tour/ Promotional Edition CD
[This is the CD with the little man on the cover]
Only 700 made. (TMU)

Titus Andronicus: The Airing of Grievances (Hand-made winter tour edition)
Spray-painted, cardboard cases that were sold during the winter tour.
45-50 made. Sold out



Titus Andronicus- Troubleman Unlimited 7'
A: Albert Camus
B: Upon Viewing Brueghel's 'Landscape with the Fall of Icarus'
500 Made, sold out http://www.troublemanunlimited.com/store/7in.php


Titus Andronicus- Shake Appeal 7'
A: Titus Andronicus
B: Fear and Loathing in Mahwah New Jersey
500 Made, Sold out


Titus Andronicus Self-titled EP- several made, only a few purchased
Monday, April 14, 2008 
Just so you are all aware, the debut long-player from your old friends Titus Andronicus is now available for purchase. It contains nine songs, runs at between forty-four and forty-five minutes, and is limited to 700 copies. Have "The Airing of Grievances" delivered right to your door by popping over to TroublemanUnlimited.com and plopping down ten hypoethical internet dollars. Did I mention that this is the least expensive CD on that whole webstore? Can't miss with that. The CD can also be procured at Insound.com, if that is your thing. The vinyl will be along in maybe a month or so. A comprehensive user's guide to the album will be available for free on the internet within a couple of weeks. Zoom!
Monday, March 17, 2008 
If you were among those who purchased Titus Andronicus’ recent seven inch from Troubleman Unlimited, by now you are probably saying, "I am bored with this stupid seven inch. Two songs? That’s hardly anything. Fuck these guys." Well, what you didn’t realize is that there are two secret songs hiding there for you. They have the same chord progressions and lyrics as the other two, but they are way slower and sung by a guy with a way deeper voice than mine. Yes, I am talking about the same record spun at 33 1/3 RPM rather than the reccomended 45 RPM. It is way better that way, believe me, and it should go a long way to dispelling any rumors that we are not heavily influenced by Galaxie 500. Try it out for yourself and see if you don’t agree.
Currently listening:
Twinkle Echo
By Casiotone for the Painfully Alone
Release date: 23 September, 2003
Thursday, February 28, 2008 
Still not convinced that statements regarding like Titus Andronicus like, "These guys are going absolutely no where - the only thing they are going to accomplish is making people go deaf," aren't more or less accurate? Here are some nice things that some people have had to say about Titus Andronicus in the liberal media in the past few months.

As some of you may now, the people of Durham, North Caroline have always been very nice to us. We went down there to play with World's Greatest Band Spider Bags on our winter tour, and the advance word on that show looked like this. It was written by Grayson Currin, who you might remember as the man responsible for everyone thinking Titus Andronicus is a bunch of drunks. Just kidding, Grayson - the first step in our recovery must be assuming responsibility. There is also a review of that show, along with some videos, here. The aforementioned Grayson Currin also wrote about the show and its relevance in the current live music climate of Durham here. All in all, a great evening.

Reviews of our show at Death by Audio back in January can be found here and here. The content of the second of those was later inexplicaby reaffirmed in this review of a recent concert by the Von Bondies.

Our English friends (still not to late to get out of Northern Ireland, guys) might be interested in reading this blog post by one of their countrymen. Finally, enjoy this slightly biased blog post regarding this Saturday's show at Galapagos.

Still not convinced? Well, perhaps you never will be.

Currently listening:
People Take Warning! Murder Ballads & Disaster Songs 1913-1938
By Various Artists
Release date: 25 September, 2007
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 
Much validation today as Titus Andronicus was the subject of a rather neutral but flattering-by-its-mere-existence post on highly revered blog among blogs BrooklynVegan. This is very fun for us because the only other time we were mentioned on "the Veg," as we in the group call it, was with the headline, "Ex Models, Deathset, and Titus Andronicus are playing Silent Barn CANCELLED," on one of those "What's going on [day of the week]" posts, and because the secret identity of the Brooklyn Vegan is much discussed amongst the members of the group. Who is that person anyway? Such mystery. Anyway, you can read it for yourself here.

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2008/02/titus_andronicu.htmlmore

I take issues with just two things here. "Titus Andronicus" is actually the sixth song on The Airing of Grievances, not the ninth. Also, one particular commentator had this to say in reference to the picture provided -

"Hmm. Not entirely sure getting on the Second World War memorial and having your photo taken, grinning like tourists-on-space-mountain, is the best way to signal your sensitivity to the world..."

This gentleman clearly doesn't have a ton of pride for his home state. If somebody knows a better way to reaffirm your commitment to New Jersey while visiting Washington, DC, please let us know, so we can do it as soon as possible. Furthermore, if bands are not supposed to act like tourists, why do we call it "going on tour?" It is all especially frustrating because Titus Andronicus usually has a strict "no pictures of us just hanging out and not doing anything especially interesting like all those stupid pictures of other bands" policy, which we made an exception for considering how much we love New Jersey (there is a similar photo of us outside the Lincoln Monument, which was okay too considering how much we love Abraham Lincoln). Oh well.

I know you can't please all of the people all of the time, but I am descended from two awesome grandfathers who served in WWII, so I know a thing or two about reverence for those who served therein, and we in Titus Andronicus all love to big up Jersey, so it just makes me mad.

Although, I guess I shouldn't put too much stock in the opinion of a guy who spends his time rehashing news stories from TMZ and Perez Hilton for his own blog (see: http://xrrf.blogspot.com ), which I am not entirely sure is the best way to honor the memory of Sleater-Kinney.

Anyway, the point is, hey, BrooklynVegan! Not bad!
Wednesday, February 20, 2008 
1. Titus Andronicus shoegaze much less effectively and make poorer use of modern technology than Witch Elms.
2. Titus Andronicus value temporal things, such as their bodies, criminal records, etc., much more than the Vice City Rockers, which is not punk.
3. Titus Andronicus have less soul than Keys to the Streets of Fear.
4. Titus Andronicus reveal the beauty in the dark underbelly of human experience much more poorly than Spider Bags.
5. Titus Andronicus are far worse at playing their guitars than Truman Sparks.
6. Titus Andronicus do not induce as much spontaneous happiness and optimism as The Pains of Being Pure at Heart.
7. Titus Andronicus do not feature harmonies as lush as those in the music of Pario Marty.
8. Titus Andronicus are not as economic with their instrumentation as Zaza.
9. Titus Andronicus do not have as sophisticated arrangements as you will find in the music of the Sinister Turns.
10. Titus Andronicus are not as well-read or as classically trained as Hallelujah the Hills.
11. Titus Andronicus do not fuck shit up as much as Michael Jordan.
12. Titus Andronicus do not have the deep, jewel-laden back catalogue that J. Anothy Lynch and Friends (aka Lese Majesty) has.
13. Titus Andronicus does not have the understanded elegance and vulnerability of Liam the Younger.
14. Titus Andronicus does not demonstrate the power of true love to overcome that Panda Party does.
15. Titus Andronicus do not sing as well as Sal Feather and the Birdcage.
16. Titus Andronicus do not disregard the limitations of their genre as fearlessly as Dinowalrus.
17. Titus Andronicus are said to have way more gross, protuding gentialia than Vivian Girls.
18. Titus Andronicus do not play with as much genuine commitment as the So So Glos.
19. Titus Andronicus have not brought pop-punk into the 21st century as the Gaurdians of Forever have.
20. Titus Andronicus do not have the awesome t-shirts or apocalyptic weight that Pellinore has.

That said, I still hope you will come to our concert at the Knitting Factory tonight.

Did I forget anything?
Wednesday, December 12, 2007 
Every knows Titus Andronicus is a rock and roll band from Glen Rock, but did you know that Titus Andronicus is also a death metal band from Auburn, New York? Or a techno act from Marquette, Michigan? No, it is true! You can check them out at myspace.com/titusandronicuss and myspace.com/titand, respectively. Those profiles haven't been updated since Summer 2006, but I am strongly hoping that these bands still exist and we will all play a show together someday.
Currently listening:
The 8 Diagrams
By Wu Tang Clan
Release date: 11 December, 2007